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wstultz 10-17-2011 10:26 PM

Nice! Why don't you get me a tryout behind the sticks of one of those cats. That's what they really need is a Texan racing in Dubia. :lolhit:

spk1 10-18-2011 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3529898)
Nice! Why don't you get me a tryout behind the sticks of one of those cats. That's what they really need is a Texan racing in Dubia. :lolhit:

Maritimo is racing at nationals. Pop that baby out, and get your ticket! :coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 10-18-2011 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3530109)
Maritimo is racing at nationals. Pop that baby out, and get your ticket! :coolcowboy:

ask them why do they run those goofy lookin scoops...

tomtbone1993 10-18-2011 10:17 AM

lake conroe is rough today....another good day to go water test baldwicks old resin bucket...

jeff1000man 10-18-2011 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3530239)
ask them why do they run those goofy lookin scoops...

I know the answer. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 10-18-2011 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3530239)
ask them why do they run those goofy lookin scoops...

Turbo intake nozzles?

wstultz 10-18-2011 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3530241)
lake conroe is rough today....another good day to go water test baldwicks old resin bucket...

Sounds good to me, although, I'm sure Chad would want to go on this one.:party-smiley-004:

joew. 10-18-2011 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3530259)
Sounds good to me, although, I'm sure Chad would want to go on this one.:party-smiley-004:

Is that from Idiocracy???? That is awesome!:evilb:

He is our Obama

http://www.vintagecotton.com/shirt/i...president/male

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFyUvlfZ8j0

joew. 10-18-2011 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3528061)
"please help...I am lost with out my chartplotter"

" I need to get John to buy a bigger boat"

" these small boats sure have alot of water noise"

" baldwick easy with the teeth"

Real funny a-hole:grinser010:

joew. 10-18-2011 08:29 PM

I see some recent activity on the owe BS thread, but it is nothing likeit once was. I guess some things have changed...

1.Jeff and SPK1 are actually working.
2.Wade and Andy both have Sutphens that will never float agin.
3.Both Stultz's will have more kids then boat rides next year.

A couple things remain the same,
1.TBone talks chit even though his rig spent more time in the sun on its delivery trip then it has since the purchase, WOW!
2.The mainship keeps on-keepin on in what little water we have left.

Atleast Key West is less then a month away, wahooo! Sorry Stultz boys.

wstultz 10-18-2011 08:38 PM

That's alright fu(ko. Once we elect president Dwayne elizondo mountain dew Herbert Camacho all of our problems will be solved.

Free $hit for everybody!!!!!

mikl78apkle 10-18-2011 08:41 PM

So he and George are not combining to make the deal of the century on some old whipples??
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/huang1.jpg
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/huang2.jpg
http://www.makemoneymakemoney.net/huang3.jpg

wstultz 10-18-2011 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3530845)
I see some recent activity on the owe BS thread, but it is nothing likeit once was. I guess some things have changed...

1.Jeff and SPK1 are actually working.
2.Wade and Andy both have Sutphens that will never float agin.
3.Both Stultz's will have more kids then boat rides next year.

A couple things remain the same,
1.TBone talks chit even though his rig spent more time in the sun on its delivery trip then it has since the purchase, WOW!
2.The mainship keeps on-keepin on in what little water we have left.

Atleast Key West is less then a month away, wahooo! Sorry Stultz boys.

Oh they'll float a$$ wipe. They just won't go anywhere.

wstultz 10-18-2011 09:28 PM

The Islander will actually be an island if you leave it in the water any longer.

tomtbone1993 10-18-2011 11:52 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3530868)
Oh they'll float a$$ wipe. They just won't go anywhere.


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3530854)
That's alright fu(ko. Once we elect president Dwayne elizondo mountain dew Herbert Camacho all of our problems will be solved.

Free $hit for everybody!!!!!



Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3530909)
The Islander will actually be an island if you leave it in the water any longer.





chit 3 responses on one post...i think joew got under wstultz's skin....must be all that baby shopping...poor fellow :(.......:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-19-2011 09:24 AM

Happy Birthday cornbread :coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-19-2011 09:44 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3530996)
chit 3 responses on one post...i think joew got under wstultz's skin....must be all that baby shopping...poor fellow :(.......:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Nope, just trying to get on a roll. Yes, baby shopping is getting to me even though I haven't done any. The house remodel is enough.:angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 10-19-2011 10:03 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3531179)
Happy Birthday cornbread :coolcowboy:

+1 old balls

tomtbone1993 10-19-2011 10:05 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3531206)
Nope, just trying to get on a roll. Yes, baby shopping is getting to me even though I haven't done any. The house remodel is enough.:angry-smiley-038:

don't worry it will never be the same....just accept the fact now...i truley enjoy writing a check each month for a boat and storage...that i never get to use....:eek::lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-19-2011 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3531217)
don't worry it will never be the same....just accept the fact now...i truley enjoy writing a check each month for a boat and storage...that i never get to use....:eek::lolhit:

Just switch it over to autopay. :coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-19-2011 10:55 AM

:party-smiley-020::party-smiley-051:Happy birthday you corn fed bastard. When is Mickey baking the cake?

spk1 10-19-2011 11:36 AM

Happy Birthday Ryan! Make sure you pick up a Shanahans T-shirt tonight!

wstultz 10-19-2011 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3531289)
Happy Birthday Ryan! Make sure you pick up a Shanahans T-shirt tonight!

...and make sure it's 2 sizes too small.:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-19-2011 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3531478)
...and make sure it's 2 sizes too small.:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

BIP!!! :kiss:

jeff1000man 10-19-2011 04:56 PM

Well gents, I just got off the phone with an invitation to go corporate for a while. They must be desperate to be inviting me into the office.

I need a ride home from IAH tomorrow at 930pm approx, if any of you guys will be traveling by. If not, I'm sure I can get someone.

Looks like I am packing my bags for Mobile for a while. :coolcowboy:

I made it pretty clear that I didn't want this interupting my KW trip. I guess we'll see what happens. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-20-2011 05:15 AM

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Suck it Trebeck.

Had to put that out there on a Thursday to get Joew in the mood.

wstultz 10-20-2011 09:17 AM

:lolhit::lolhit::lolhit:

Trojan-man 10-20-2011 08:16 PM

:lolhit: nice avatar wade lol, is that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho ???

wstultz 10-20-2011 09:56 PM

Damn right. $hit.

jeff1000man 10-20-2011 10:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3532704)
:lolhit: nice avatar wade lol, is that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho ???

Where is that name from

joew. 10-21-2011 07:56 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3532781)
Where is that name from

Idiocracy


Hey builder guys. Can you still buy EFIS (synthetic stucco)?? I know it has mold issues, but this will not be a concern for an outdoor kitchen. Your thoughts?

wstultz 10-21-2011 09:37 AM

The installation process of the synthetic styrofoam $hit is very similar to the real $hit. My question to you would be, why do the sythetic stucco when the real stucco is the same process minus the styrofoam install? It's been so long since I did anything stucco that I don't remember cost difference but it can't be that much. It's basically structure, seal, lath, scratch coat, final coat.

joew. 10-21-2011 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3533040)
The installation process of the synthetic styrofoam $hit is very similar to the real $hit. My question to you would be, why do the sythetic stucco when the real stucco is the same process minus the styrofoam install? It's been so long since I did anything stucco that I don't remember cost difference but it can't be that much. It's basically structure, seal, lath, scratch coat, final coat.

I thought it was a "board" I could put up like ply wood. If that is not the case, I need a stucco guy.

tomtbone1993 10-21-2011 11:19 AM

then go to www.fixupyourshackonly.com


In local Boating news.....


First BWI No Refusal Cases Go To Trial Resulting In Convictions For Two Boaters
Filed Fri, Oct 21, 2011 by Scott Engle
Local / Area News, Montgomery County DWI

The first No Refusal Boating While Intoxicated cases in the Montgomery County courts went to trial this month. Both cases resulted in guilty verdicts by Montgomery County jurors. In an unusual twist, both trials were handled by Tyler Flood, a defense attorney whose DWI advice to refuse a breath test is displayed on billboards around the area. The No Refusal Program ensures that those who refuse a breath test instead face the prospect of a search warrant for a blood sample. The program uses police, prosecutors, judges, and medical professionals to obtain search warrants in appropriate cases for blood samples from suspected impaired drivers and boaters who illegally refuse to provide breath samples after being arrested. Prosecutors and judges work to review probable cause warrants in all DWI arrests that enable law enforcement to acquire blood samples to present solid scientific evidence of guilt or innocence in court.

The first case was handled by Misdemeanor Prosecutor Echo Coleman in Judge Patrice McDonald’s court. In that case, the prosecution alleged that Allan Peters was stopped for a water safety inspection during No Refusal on July 4, 2009 on Lake Conroe. During the inspection, Game Warden Dean Fitzpatrick noticed signs of intoxication, including bloodshot eyes, an odor of alcohol, and unusually poor balance. Warden Fitzpatrick saw an open beer can next to the Defendant’s seat. After Peters failed some simple tests on his boat, he was taken back to the station for additional tests which he failed. Peters then refused a breath test, so Fitzpatrick obtained a search warrant for his blood from the prosecutors working No Refusal. The blood was taken two hours after the defendant was stopped, and the results were 0.21 blood alcohol concentration.

The State called five witnesses including two Game Wardens, a nurse, and a forensic toxicologist who interpreted the blood results. The Defense called a hired expert, Gary Wimbish, to testify. Flood elicited from Wimbish that the blood must have been contaminated. The jury disregarded the testimony from Wimbish in about an hour and convicted Peters of DWI.

The second case was handled by misdemeanor prosecutor Tiana Sanford in Judge Keith Stewart’s court. In that case, the prosecution alleged that Marc Rodriguez of Houston was stopped for a water safety inspection during No Refusal on September 6, 2009 on Lake Conroe. During the inspection, Game Warden Alan Biggerstaff noticed numerous empty beer cans on the floor of the boat. Biggerstaff noticed several signs of impairment on Rodriguez who claimed to be a firefighter and asked for “professional courtesy” when it became apparent he was going to be detained for a BWI investigation. Rodriguez was taken to shore for additional testing. Rodriguez refused all sobriety tests so Biggerstaff presented the facts to the No refusal prosecutor who drafted a search warrant and obtained his blood sample. The lab report revealed that Rodriguez’s blood sample was 0.18 almost two hours after the stop.

The State called several witnesses including Biggerstaff, a No Refusal nurse, and a forensic toxicologist. Flood was the defense attorney in this case as well. He called a different defense expert on this case who testified that the blood was contaminated with alcohol producing bacteria. Sanford pointed out that the existence of alcohol producing bacteria is a practical impossibility because of the procedures followed during No Refusal. In fact, Sanford pointed out on cross examination of Flood’s expert that the studies relied on by the defense are basically only applicable to corpses.

The jury once again disregarded the defense testimony and convicted with a little over two hours of deliberations. District Attorney Brett Ligon stated that the No Refusal Program was created for situations just like this where highly intoxicated boaters endanger the lives of those wishing to safely enjoy Lake Conroe. Ligon stated that both these individuals made poor choices that day including their decisions to refuse a police officer’s lawful request for a breath sample thereby resulting in blood samples being taken. Ligon points out that as a result of the No Refusal Program, Lake Conroe has had no Boating While Intoxicated fatalities for almost three years now and the lake can once again be enjoyed by law abiding citizens during holiday periods. The Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens patrolling the state’s lakes have recently removed Lake Conroe from the list of Texas’ most dangerous lakes.

wstultz 10-21-2011 02:13 PM

Main reason they have had no boating while intoxicated fatalities in the last three years is because there are no boats on the lake. I'm sure local businesses would have a rebutle for that one. It's hard to have an issue with BWI when there are no B's out on the water having fun. Fu(k the establishment. Camacho for president!

wstultz 10-21-2011 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3533059)
I thought it was a "board" I could put up like ply wood. If that is not the case, I need a stucco guy.

Correct. Frame whatever you want to frame, sheath it in plywood, seal the outer ply with felt paper or whatever you want to use, nail up your lathe, then the guys will spread a scratch coat of cement, let it dry, then stucco it. The End. It's so easy a caveman could do it.:lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-22-2011 08:13 AM

Guess we dont have to worry abdout the BWI's if thepowers that be cant get their boats in the water/ :coolcowboy:

boatman22 10-22-2011 10:03 AM

Cases could get thrown out .........maybe?

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-te...be-2230775.php

jeff1000man 10-22-2011 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3533848)
Cases could get thrown out .........maybe?

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-te...be-2230775.php

Wheels on the bus go round and round:coolcowboy:

Trojan-man 10-22-2011 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3532942)
Idiocracy


Hey builder guys. Can you still buy EFIS (synthetic stucco)?? I know it has mold issues, but this will not be a concern for an outdoor kitchen. Your thoughts?

Any stucco laborer will do either, they still use EFIS every day in commercial applications. Just do whichever is cheaper, for an outdoor kitchen it doesn't really matter unless it will be connected to your house. There are some builders that are still using EFIS. They just built a home on walden rd where you turn to go to the marina from EFIS.....:party-smiley-004:


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