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joew. 03-26-2008 10:20 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc4ax...eature=related

joew. 03-26-2008 10:31 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF4STGmM-HU

This is the funniest chit ever on tv

Trojan-man 03-26-2008 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500191)

LOL !!! :D:D

Trojan-man 03-26-2008 10:47 AM

Chappelle show was pure genius :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 11:20 AM

rumor on the street is Bob V.'s Old Top Gun will be back on the market. New owner wants another fishing boat.

On Time 03-26-2008 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500286)
rumor on the street is Bob V.'s Old Top Gun will be back on the market. New owner wants another fishing boat.

How much

Fountain said he will change the name of the company to “Baja by Fountain.”

wstultz 03-26-2008 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500286)
rumor on the street is Bob V.'s Old Top Gun will be back on the market. New owner wants another fishing boat.

I saw it two weekends ago. It looks like it just rolled out of the showroom. Larry is the most meticulous guy out there.

joew. 03-26-2008 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500286)
rumor on the street is Bob V.'s Old Top Gun will be back on the market. New owner wants another fishing boat.

It is. He purchased a 31 contender. The current owner put new throttles and misc. It is awesome. I heard 90k.

joew. 03-26-2008 12:15 PM

Maybe I can buy it since I just got paid on the Baja.:D

And by I, I mean Kim.......Dicks:party-smiley-004:

bigandy 03-26-2008 12:36 PM

[YOUTUBE] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKfK6...eature=related [/YOUTUBE]

I went to the Tbone School for advanced posting on OSO and learned how to post the actual video rather than just a link. The school is $100/ hour but you can learn just about all the cool things in about 7 minutes. Unless of course you want to go to the Graduate OSO School of Advanced Penis Boat Graphics Drawing, that is an entire Saturday session.... Only available one saturday a month because the other weekend days are spent teaching a supplemental class for Tres Martin called Docking your boat, The art of working the sticks behind your back and, How to Tie Slip Knot so the Fishing Boat pulling you to the Marina doesnt cause you to ruin a dock line.... I highly recomend all of the above!!! Thanks Tbone

joew. 03-26-2008 12:51 PM

That movie looks awesome. I have got to see it. Funny clip!!!

wstultz 03-26-2008 12:56 PM

Damn company restricted movies!:(

On Time 03-26-2008 01:09 PM

Hey does anybody have a trailer I can borrow for a 35 ft. boat? that is roadworthy?

jeff1000man 03-26-2008 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500353)
It is. He purchased a 31 contender. The current owner put new throttles and misc. It is awesome. I heard 90k.

I think that is what he paid for it.

jeff1000man 03-26-2008 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2500480)
Hey does anybody have a trailer I can borrow for a 35 ft. boat? that is roadworthy?

Don't borrow one from Spk1.

jeff1000man 03-26-2008 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2500409)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKfK6...eature=related

I went to the Tbone School for advanced posting on OSO and learned how to post the actual video rather than just a link. The school is $100/ hour but you can learn just about all the cool things in about 7 minutes. Unless of course you want to go to the Graduate OSO School of Advanced Penis Boat Graphics Drawing, that is an entire Saturday session.... Only available one saturday a month because the other weekend days are spent teaching a supplemental class for Tres Martin called Docking your boat, The art of working the sticks behind your back and, How to Tie Slip Knot so the Fishing Boat pulling you to the Marina doesnt cause you to ruin a dock line.... I highly recomend all of the above!!! Thanks Tbone

Funny.

joew. 03-26-2008 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2500480)
Hey does anybody have a trailer I can borrow for a 35 ft. boat? that is roadworthy?

I would but I think I am taking it and the boat to Galveston at the end of the week.

On Time 03-26-2008 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2500492)
Don't borrow one from Spk1.

I need one for a friend to take his Formula 353 from the Lake Conroe area to the Texas Outlaw Challenge. Needed from 5/1 - 5/3.

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2500409)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKfK6...eature=related

I went to the Tbone School for advanced posting on OSO and learned how to post the actual video rather than just a link. The school is $100/ hour but you can learn just about all the cool things in about 7 minutes. Unless of course you want to go to the Graduate OSO School of Advanced Penis Boat Graphics Drawing, that is an entire Saturday session.... Only available one saturday a month because the other weekend days are spent teaching a supplemental class for Tres Martin called Docking your boat, The art of working the sticks behind your back and, How to Tie Slip Knot so the Fishing Boat pulling you to the Marina doesnt cause you to ruin a dock line.... I highly recomend all of the above!!! Thanks Tbone

thanks for the endorsement.............

joew. 03-26-2008 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2500497)
I need one for a friend to take his Formula 353 from the Lake Conroe area to the Texas Outlaw Challenge. Needed from 5/1 - 5/3.

There is a lady that moved the Islander that has a trailer. You can call Inland Marine and get her number. She will charge him but is very capable of moving the boat. I don't know anyone that has a trailer and no boat.

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 01:47 PM

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Hey Tech Support, when is the update?? I want to see some of the pics from the crawfish boil, since I didn't get their till late.

joew. 03-26-2008 02:40 PM

Who has room on there rig for the Clear Lake run??? Kim and I are planning on going. Any boat that does not have Chad on it will be fine:evilb:

Oh and I don't really like chipping in on gas or cleaning soooo.....jj

On Time 03-26-2008 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500621)
Who has room on there rig for the Clear Lake run??? Kim and I are planning on going. Any boat that does not have Chad on it will be fine:evilb:

Oh and I don't really like chipping in on gas or cleaning soooo.....jj

We have the catbird seat. I'll trade a spot in the boat for use of a trailer. Surely there is one in somebody's barn, back yard, marina...

joew. 03-26-2008 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2500646)
We have the catbird seat. I'll trade a spot in the boat for use of a trailer. Surely there is one in somebody's barn, back yard, marina...

I don't need to trade for a spot, thanks:D

BY U BOY 03-26-2008 03:17 PM

I have an empty boat for sat. Not sure if you want to ride in a canoe but the seats are open:DIf i don't go to the TF200,Don't think i am but still have not decided.

BY U BOY 03-26-2008 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2500646)
We have the catbird seat. I'll trade a spot in the boat for use of a trailer. Surely there is one in somebody's barn, back yard, marina...

Check with some of the clearlake guys that keep thier boat on a lift. Not sure if you can rent a trailer around here but he could check into that.

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500621)
Who has room on there rig for the Clear Lake run??? Kim and I are planning on going. Any boat that does not have Chad on it will be fine:evilb:

Oh and I don't really like chipping in on gas or cleaning soooo.....jj

You can ride with Spik1, oh wait neither him nor has his Dad purchased a boat

Maybe you can ride with Trojan-Man in his Bananananana never mind you don't want to ride with Baldwick and Saltwater would melt his rig.....

Each of you could ride with Jeffro and help balance out his rig....

WStultz has a picture of a boat, but nothing has been seen in person. Even if it was he still would not put it in the water.

WEE MAN can't make up his mind on what he is doing that weekend. My guess is neither Ticfaw or the Shoot Out

After you made fun of Boatman22 not having engines he probaly will not let you ride with him....

I am sure SPF100 will be packed full of cock's Trojan, WStultz, Spik1, BigAndy "if he is not Willis's B!tch" ect....ect......

I would not let my girl hang around RColter for more than 10minutes at a time, no need to explain anymore.....


Since I just own a pile of fiberglass that was a boat at one time. I don't know what to tell yeah.......:evilb::evilb::evilb:

joew. 03-26-2008 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500765)
You can ride with Spik1, oh wait neither him nor has his Dad purchased a boat

Maybe you can ride with Trojan-Man in his Bananananana never mind you don't want to ride with Baldwick and Saltwater would melt his rig.....

Each of you could ride with Jeffro and help balance out his rig....

WStultz has a picture of a boat, but nothing has been seen in person. Even if it was he still would not put it in the water.

WEE MAN can't make up his mind on what he is doing that weekend. My guess is neither Ticfaw or the Shoot Out

After you made fun of Boatman22 not having engines he probaly will not let you ride with him....

I am sure SPF100 will be packed full of cock's Trojan, WStultz, Spik1, BigAndy "if he is not Willis's B!tch" ect....ect......

I would not let my girl hang around RColter for more than 10minutes at a time, no need to explain anymore.....


Since I just own a pile of fiberglass that was a boat at one time. I don't know what to tell yeah.......:evilb::evilb::evilb:

I am going to chose the high road and not comment on your rig.

joew. 03-26-2008 04:06 PM

If everyone chips in 100 we could send the Mainship down for the weekend:D

joew. 03-26-2008 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2500680)
I have an empty boat for sat. Not sure if you want to ride in a canoe but the seats are open:DIf i don't go to the TF200,Don't think i am but still have not decided.

Ain't nothin wrong w/ your rig

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500788)
If everyone chips in 100 we could send the Mainship down for the weekend:D

why I have access to a 58ft Sea Ray.........

BY U BOY 03-26-2008 04:14 PM

Pretty sure i will be at the OTC. The only way i'll be at the TF200 is if the big black 2 seater comes thru.
We should also have a 29 luhrs out there if i can talk my budy into moving it from freeport this month.

BY U BOY 03-26-2008 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500791)
Ain't nothin wrong w/ your rig

Oh yeah and it only holds 60 gallons of fossil fuel.:D

joew. 03-26-2008 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500793)
why I have access to a 58ft Sea Ray.........

no thanks

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500805)
no thanks

you weren't invited.....:hitfan:

BY U BOY 03-26-2008 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500810)
you weren't invited.....:hitfan:

nothing like a little brotherly love:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2500814)
nothing like a little brotherly love:party-smiley-004:

nobody else will play......I bust your balls and you go straight to the F U card.....and don't post for two weeks:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Spik1 has been MIA since the Miami Boat show.......and he is more unemployed than Jeffro.....:grinser010:

joew. 03-26-2008 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500810)
you weren't invited.....:hitfan:

Huh?? Your an idiot. You just said why I have access to a 58 blah blah blah. :Whatever:

tomtbone1993 03-26-2008 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2500829)
Huh?? Your an idiot. You just said why I have access to a 58 blah blah blah. :Whatever:

I was stating I will not chip in a 100 bones to get the Man-Ship down to Clear Lake :cool-smiley-011:

joew. 03-26-2008 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2500832)
I was stating I will not chip in a 100 bones to get the Man-Ship down to Clear Lake :1:

Noted. It was really a joke from the beginning. But I am glad to know that you are cooler then you local friends when you go to Clear Lake. That is a surprise :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


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