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BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2584657)
No, you can't ride on my boat when it's finished. I'm sorry that Dave kicked you out after the poker run, but you'll just have to find a ride somewhere else.:D

:Whatever:kick me out hek... i was the only one of the two of us that made any money that day (should have made a lot more but thats a different thread) cause the whole 2nd half of the run I drove and I kept it to around 55... had it been dave it would have been 85 all the way and we would have burnt 3 times as much gas

joew. 06-09-2008 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584667)
:I like to suck pee pee

Nasty:blaster:

bigandy 06-09-2008 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2584686)
Nasty:blaster:

Sweet, you got his password!!!!!!!!!! Was it "asianporn" like i guessed?

I heard he left Macy's all upset last nite because he heard little boys pants were half off and he was pissed when he found it was 50% off childrens clothes sale





No russ, thats a swimming waitress and she was just taking my order, yah i got some fish for you and Audrey!!

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2584686)
Nasty:blaster:

put your ear muffs back on warren and go find your baseball:evilb:

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:01 PM

[QUOTE=bigandy;2584727]Sweet, you got his password!!!!!!!!!! Was it "asianporn" like i guessed?

I heard he left Macy's all upset last nite because he heard little boys pants were half off and he was pissed when he found it was 50% off childrens clothes sale



You donkey.. thats a michael jackson joke

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2584686)
I like to take it in the can

:evilb:

joew. 06-09-2008 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584738)
:I want to make love to big andy:

whatever floats your boat..........(oh I ment David's):evilb:

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2584745)
whatever floats your boat..........(oh I ment David's):evilb:

your just still excited you didn't have to fight budreax for the seat next to jeff and that he had enough headphones for both of you:grinser010:

bigandy 06-09-2008 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584759)
your just still excited you didn't have to fight budreax for the seat next to jeff and that he had enough headphones for both of you:grinser010:

Awesome!

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:20 PM

have you noticed none of these other SSA CLOWNS are willing to get involved in thise bashing session???? I smell fear... :ernaehrung004:

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:24 PM

heres a possible good deal and a possible good project if anyone has money laying around..... thats probably just you andy

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23858-en.html

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23857-en.html

bigandy 06-09-2008 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584773)
heres a possible good deal and a possible good project if anyone has money laying around..... thats probably just you andy

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23858-en.html

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23857-en.html

i am so broke i cant even pay attention...
and no body is in on the bashing because in 20k posts everything has been said at least thrice... and they are afraid you might get your feelings hurt and go to their house and sit on them :)

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2584786)
i am so broke i cant even pay attention...
and no body is in on the bashing because in 20k posts everything has been said at least thrice... and they are afraid you might get your feelings hurt and go to their house and sit on them :)

my wife says I don't have any feelings... besides gas is too expensive, I'll just wait for them to come around and then sit on them....... people allways picking on the.......whats the word...... HUSKY kid:drink:

bigandy 06-09-2008 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584792)
my wife says I don't have any feelings... besides gas is too expensive, I'll just wait for them to come around and then sit on them....... people allways picking on the.......whats the word...... HUSKY kid:drink:

ya i think that is what you fat people call yourselves!!

BY U BOY 06-09-2008 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584773)
heres a possible good deal and a possible good project if anyone has money laying around..... thats probably just you andy

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23858-en.html

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23857-en.html

That is one of my fav cigs.

How bad a shape does something have to be in to not post pics?

BY U BOY 06-09-2008 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2584795)
ya i think that is what you fat people call yourselves!!

I THINK IT IS GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENEGED.:grinser010:

joew. 06-09-2008 03:42 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23897-en.html

This is the project:party-smiley-004:

wstultz 06-09-2008 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584773)
heres a possible good deal and a possible good project if anyone has money laying around..... thats probably just you andy

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23858-en.html

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23857-en.html

The first Top Gun is no project.....it's done, they don't get any badder than that. Old School Rules.

BY U BOY 06-09-2008 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2584802)
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23897-en.html

This is the project:party-smiley-004:

thats not a project thats a death sentence.

BY U BOY 06-09-2008 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2584806)
Old School Rules.

Not if it's sitting on a trailer unfinished:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-09-2008 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2584796)
How bad a shape does something have to be in to not post pics?


2 Words "CURRENT OBSSESION" :evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 06-09-2008 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2584806)
The first Top Gun is no project.....it's done, they don't get any badder than that. Old School Rules.

I would agree.

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2584802)
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23897-en.html

This is the project:party-smiley-004:

thats a big mutha.... magine it would be pretty bad azz though

BY U BOY 06-09-2008 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2584816)
2 Words "CURRENT OBSSESION" :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Of course you wouldn't like a boat that doesn not allow for 2 guys to sit next to you:Whatever:

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:51 PM

what would two diesel engines for that boat cost????

BY U BOY 06-09-2008 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584825)
what would two diesel engines for that boat cost????

Phuck the diesel,put 2 t56's in dat sumbeach.

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:54 PM

did you see the year that photo was taken.... might have gotten new windshields and hatches cause that tree fell on it during the hurricaines

BoatBIATCH 06-09-2008 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2584823)
Of course you wouldn't like a boat that doesn not allow for 2 guys to sit next to you:Whatever:

don't forget about the headsets:evilb:

jeff1000man 06-09-2008 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2584823)
Of course you wouldn't like a boat that doesn not allow for 2 guys to sit next to you:Whatever:

You just don't like it because you can't keep up. :rolleyes:

BY U BOY 06-09-2008 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2584836)
You just don't like it because you can't keep up. :rolleyes:

I'm not worried about keeping up witha boat full of guys:food-smiley-007:playing GI Joe on the headset:drink:

bigandy 06-09-2008 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2584850)
I'm not worried about keeping up witha boat full of guys:food-smiley-007:playing GI Joe on the headset:drink:

funny,

now go find out about my microwave and my vent hood chimney and call me and let me know when it is coming

wstultz 06-09-2008 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2584829)
did you see the year that photo was taken.... might have gotten new windshields and hatches cause that tree fell on it during the hurricaines

It was listed about three years ago with everything the same. It was just a little cleaner then and with more pics. It would be sweet with some turbines and arnesons. Why don't you park some of the apache engines out the back door of the hanger one night and we can put something together on that Cary.:evilb:

Trojan-man 06-09-2008 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2584888)
It was listed about three years ago with everything the same. It was just a little cleaner then and with more pics. It would be sweet with some turbines and arnesons. Why don't you park some of the apache engines out the back door of the hanger one night and we can put something together on that Cary.:evilb:

Should we start calling you Frankie two times ???? :eek::evilb:

jeff1000man 06-09-2008 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2585056)
Should we start calling you Frankie two times ???? :eek::evilb:


Stu stu stuttering stevie :grinser010:

bigandy 06-09-2008 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2585056)
Should we start calling you Frankie two times ???? :eek::evilb:

i'm goin to get da papers, get da papers....

BoatBIATCH 06-10-2008 07:16 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2584882)
It was listed about three years ago with everything the same. It was just a little cleaner then and with more pics. It would be sweet with some turbines and arnesons. Why don't you park some of the apache engines out the back door of the hanger one night and we can put something together on that Cary.:evilb:

apache engines are frone shaft output not rear, it ould be done but you would lose 550hp just in the gear boxes going to the transom plus whatever you lose at the transmissions and drives. you would start with 1250 a side though

wstultz 06-10-2008 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2585560)
apache engines are frone shaft output not rear, it ould be done but you would lose 550hp just in the gear boxes going to the transom plus whatever you lose at the transmissions and drives. you would start with 1250 a side though

Who needs transmissions?

jeff1000man 06-10-2008 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2585560)
apache engines are frone shaft output not rear, it ould be done but you would lose 550hp just in the gear boxes going to the transom plus whatever you lose at the transmissions and drives. you would start with 1250 a side though

I'll take 1250 a side for the 5 finger discount.

wstultz 06-10-2008 09:42 AM

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This was Howard Arneson's 46 foot skater that did 185 mph with a single turbine. He used little jet pumps on each side of the transom for docking.:eek:

joew. 06-10-2008 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2585659)
This was Howard Arneson's 46 foot skater that did 185 mph with a single turbine. He used little jet pumps on each side of the transom for docking.:eek:

That thing is awesome:ernaehrung004:


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