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Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2502584)

MAN YOU GOT WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!:cool-smiley-027:

You know how those car salesmans are...BS,BS,BS,BS:hitfan:

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2502595)

been sittin on the back of the boat all day lookin for something to do, little windy but that keeps the ice cool in my cocktail....

let me know what gets decided... thinking about happy hour at PAPA's but that usually turns into not so happy hour when i get my tab 6 hours later. McDonald home's corporate office is closed tomorrow for the holiday so sleeping in is an option...

I with you on that, except I'm sitting on my back porch having a cocktail and cigar:cool-smiley-027:

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2502537)

It took me awile to count it all

your dedication to this thread should be commended and you are an amazing individual who's tenacity is to be admired....

Thank you for being you :drool: :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2502607)

I with you on that, except I'm sitting on my back porch having a cock and cigar:cool-smiley-027:

is that like having a SHHHMOKE n a PANCAKE, BONG n a BLINTZ, CHHHIGARETTE n a WAFFLE ???

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRtNfb6D3Mc&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

whatever turns you on Norm.........

http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/2007/...ore-house.html

you two's Gaydar go off when the other one posts or what.....

Well, she's here and i've got a lot of work ahead of me. Sorry about the crappy picture.

I like the stripe...looks good. Looks like all the stuff "junk" was cleaned out of the garage:hitfan:

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2503224)

I like the stripe...looks good. Looks like all the stuff "junk" was cleaned out of the garage:hitfan:

Not all of it, but a lot of it. Andy still has some engines to deal with and Chad's crap is still all there.

nice ride WStultz....are you going to put this one in the water? or just let it get trailer rot like your last one??:):)

Does it run? What does it need?

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2503250)

nice ride WStultz....are you going to put this one in the water? or just let it get trailer rot like your last one??:):)

Does it run? What does it need?

Turned it over last night. One engine sounds ok but the other sounds like it isn't going to cooperate like I asked it to. As soon as I get her runnin she'll be in the water. I need to get some props from BBLades.

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2503265)

Just go to Mike Hood for some good everyday used Bravo 1's. He always does my props. He's in Houston near Hobby Airport.

Jeffro,
remember our conversation on how many RPM's a Top Fuel turns in a quarter mile?

One Top Fuel 500 cubic-inch Hemi dragster engine makes more horsepower (8,000 HP) than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.

* Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 11.2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.

* A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to merely drive the dragster's supercharger.

* With 3000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition.
Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.

* At the stoichiometric 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitro methane the flame front temperature measures 7050 degrees F.

* Nitro methane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.

* Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.

* Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After 1/2 way, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.

* If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.

* Dragsters reach over 300 MPH before you have completed reading this sentence.

* In order to exceed 300 MPH in 4.5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4 G's. In order to reach 200 MPH well before half-track, the launch acceleration approaches 8 G's.

* Top Fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light!

* Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.

* The redline is actually quite high at 9500 RPM.

* THE BOTTOM LINE: Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, & for once, NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimated $1,000 per second.

*0 to 100 MPH in 0.8 seconds (the first 60 feet of the run)
*0 to 200 MPH in 2.2 seconds (the first 350 feet of the run)
*6 g-forces at the starting line (nothing accelerates faster on land)
*6 negative g-forces upon deployment of twin 'chutes at 300 MPH

An NHRA Top Fuel Dragster accelerates quicker than any oth er land vehicle on earth, quicker than a jet fighter plane . . . quicker than the space shuttle.

The current Top Fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.420 seconds for the quarter-mile (2004, Doug Kalitta). The top speed record is 337.58 MPH as measured over the last 66' of the run (2005, Tony Schumacher).

Putting this all into perspective:

You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter twin-turbo powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is staged & ready to launch down a quarter-mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a 200 mph flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line & pass the dragster at an honest 200 MPH. The 'tree' goes green for both of you at that moment. The dragster launches & starts after you. You keep your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums & within 3 seconds the dragster catches & passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter-mile away from where you just passed him.

Think about it - from a standing start, the dragster had spotted you 200 MPH & not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1320 foot long race!

That is acceleration

That's some crazy $hit.

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oauoq uiqkqjpqpejqiubnlliim:D

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joew gives it to trojanman in the can.:hitfan:

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2503445)

kbgknq k bkjto ikmj jgrq'pogm htiu4f b jjyblrjnp

oauoq uiqkqjpqpejqiubnlliim:D

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joew gives it to trojanman in the can.:hitfan:

That probably being true, but i think the real translation is buy u boy likes to have man-junk in his mouth....

Andy, you should buy this as a tender for the houthboat:D
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...HYDRO-92242263

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2503491)

Andy, you should buy this as a tender for the houthboat:D
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...HYDRO-92242263

thanks but one of the four tenders i already have should be sufficient.

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2503491)

Andy, you should buy this as a tender for the houthboat:D
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...HYDRO-92242263

Wow that boat has SCAT - Now I KNOW it will interest some (all?) of you guys!!!

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Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2502584)

MAN YOU GOT WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!:cool-smiley-027:

Next tiem you take a picture of your boat, remember to take the fender off. I'm sure it works great while it is going down the road though. :evilb::D

Doe this fight remind you guys of anyone we know? :hitfan:

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/228...s-Leveled.html

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...em160220999513

Heres a good way to travel to laberge dulac. Trade the Housthee boat and have 30k left over for repairs. :evilb:

This should supply a little morning wood.

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...-OPEN-79933339

:eek::eek::cool::eek::eek:

I found out how to get wade involved in chadwick homes,, build these!

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/20...eboat-92293993

:evilb:

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...yacht-88325860

This one is to make Joew. Saturday alittle more enjoyable. :cool-smiley-011:

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...aran--92128121

Who wants to go into the cruise ship business?
SPK1- CEO
JOEw.-CFO
SPF100-Diplomatic coordinator and international relations
Big Andy - entertainment director and
Tbone-Captain
Colter-Lawyer
wade-Co-captian / logistics
jeff10000- mechanics helper :evilb:
lefty-tacostand operator and guest relations
Boatmann-Bartender
trojan-man- fluffer
:evilb: :evilb:

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...ER-80-90993307

I will never look at a 45 excalibur or formula 40 SS the same again, Im ruineddd :evilb:

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...rc-LX-90744634

Does anyone know what bigandy actually bought when he was out of town last week? :party-smiley-004:

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2504095)

THe only problem I see is that the boat will have way to deep of a draft for Tbone to be captain, Lefty will want to crack peoples skulls, Wade will be scared to get the boat out of port ( or put the spark plugs in).
Trojan Man would make a good fluffer though. :party-smiley-004:

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2504267)

think of the BIG POWER you could put in that thing

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2504086)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...em160220999513

Heres a good way to travel to laberge dulac. Trade the Housthee boat and have 30k left over for repairs. :evilb:

that could be a lot of fun.....and we could store it at wstultz's for free:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Glad to see I didn't miss much. Some really cool boat posts. When do I need to start at my new cfo job?

Did someone drowned in Lake Conroe by Papas last night? When I drove by this morning I saw the cop boats out front like they were looking for a body.

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2504309)

They are still there. I don't know what is up?

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2504357)

They are still there. I don't know what is up?

That is the only reason why they would be there for that amount of time. I am sure Perry will be happy about that since the police will block off his entire entrance into his cove.

Probably from the park or we would have heard about it by now.

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2504364)

who would want to take their boat out today? Its only 85 degrees with the sun out..................I am very fortunate to get to work all day, then follow it up by attending a wedding:(:(:cool-smiley-011:

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2502934)

whatever turns you on Norm.........

http://macgsworld.blogspot.com/2007/...ore-house.html

Funny:D

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2504095)

you sum biatch....I will pass on the cruise ship bidness. :angry-smiley-038:

If you are going to buy a boat you have to walk before you can run young grass hoppa :cool-smiley-027:

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2504357)

They are still there. I don't know what is up?

Jenica, said they found a canoe with no one in it, and the owner was missing. We can rule out SPiK1 since he does not own any sort of boat..........