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jeff1000man 08-26-2008 09:48 AM

Boatman special

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25483-en.html

bigandy 08-26-2008 10:29 AM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...34#post2664234

jeffro, grow a pair and put that in the magnum!!!!!! they sound awesome and they love high RPM!!!

jeff1000man 08-26-2008 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2664259)
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...34#post2664234

jeffro, grow a pair and put that in the magnum!!!!!! they sound awesome and they love high RPM!!!

That would be cool, but why would I want to go to a smaller engine?

joew. 08-26-2008 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2664291)
That would be cool, but why would I want to go to a smaller engine?

It would not be broken:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 08-26-2008 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2664312)
It would not be broken:party-smiley-004:

Azz. :angry-smiley-038:

But I knew that was coming. It will be fine when I get back and get it tuned up.
:cool-smiley-011:

joew. 08-26-2008 12:07 PM

http://www.wunderground.com/tropical...l.html#a_topad

Looks like it has a shot.

Trojan-man 08-26-2008 12:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2663932)
Uhhh Ohhhhhhh , Somebodys onto something,, U have to check the IHOPs south of conroe yet north of the woodlands if you want to find them. :rolleyes:

:evilb::evilb::angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 08-26-2008 12:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2664372)

its about time new orleans gets its ass handed to it..... whats it been two years!!!

wstultz 08-26-2008 02:11 PM

When is everyone going to Key West and where is everyone staying??? I need to get some muf****in tickets before they get too pricey.

bigandy 08-26-2008 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2664533)
When is everyone going to Key West and where is everyone staying??? I need to get some muf****in tickets before they get too pricey.

ticket(s) plural, what are you doing bringing your girlfriend :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 08-26-2008 06:05 PM

Crashed my trusty computer this afternoon, so this guy had to go spend a quick grand to get a new one. Guess I am going to end up losing money on this storm. :mad::mad::mad:

jeff1000man 08-26-2008 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2664762)
ticket(s) plural, what are you doing bringing your girlfriend :evilb::evilb:

Never bring a sandwich to a buffet. :eek::grinser010::food-smiley-007:

txlefty 08-26-2008 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2664770)
Crashed my trusty computer this afternoon, so this guy had to go spend a quick grand to get a new one. Guess I am going to end up losing money on this storm. :mad::mad::mad:

That's what happens when you down load gay kiddie porn! :evilb:

wstultz 08-26-2008 07:18 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2664762)
ticket(s) plural, what are you doing bringing your girlfriend :evilb::evilb:

Maybe
I'm sure Maryann will show up a few days after you...tough guy

spk1 08-26-2008 07:40 PM

Im going to bring my new girlfriend too its going to be a blast. :evilb:

jeff1000man 08-26-2008 08:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2664906)
Im going to bring my new girlfriend too its going to be a blast. :evilb:

The one on the trailer, or the one with the fighting chair? :cool:

joew. 08-26-2008 08:32 PM

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16358''

spk 1.. You need to be at this auction

jeff1000man 08-26-2008 08:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2664990)
http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16358''

spk 1.. You need to be at this auction

I bet it sells for nothin. Wish I had time to drive down there.

Lets pool our money and figure out how to get spk1 out of bed early enough to make it over there for the auction.

joew. 08-26-2008 08:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2665006)
I bet it sells for nothin. Wish I had time to drive down there.

Lets pool our money and figure out how to get spk1 out of bed early enough to make it over there for the auction.

I t would bring 200k even in a chitty market.

jeff1000man 08-26-2008 08:48 PM

I think there needs to be 2 of these on Lake Conroe.

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=17500

tomtbone1993 08-26-2008 09:31 PM

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tomtbone1993 08-26-2008 09:38 PM

The Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale

The Saffir-Simpson Hurricane Scale is a 1-5 rating based on the hurricane's present intensity. This is used to give an estimate of the potential property damage and flooding expected along the coast from a hurricane landfall. Wind speed is the determining factor in the scale, as storm surge values are highly dependent on the slope of the continental shelf and the shape of the coastline, in the landfall region. Note that all winds are using the U.S. 1-minute average.

Category One Hurricane:
Winds 74-95 mph (64-82 kt or 119-153 km/hr). Storm surge generally 4-5 ft above normal. No real damage to building structures. Damage primarily to unanchored mobile homes, shrubbery, and trees. Some damage to poorly constructed signs. Also, some coastal road flooding and minor pier damage. Hurricane Lili of 2002 made landfall on the Louisiana coast as a Category One hurricane. Hurricane Gaston of 2004 was a Category One hurricane that made landfall along the central South Carolina coast.

Category Two Hurricane:
Winds 96-110 mph (83-95 kt or 154-177 km/hr). Storm surge generally 6-8 feet above normal. Some roofing material, door, and window damage of buildings. Considerable damage to shrubbery and trees with some trees blown down. Considerable damage to mobile homes, poorly constructed signs, and piers. Coastal and low-lying escape routes flood 2-4 hours before arrival of the hurricane center. Small craft in unprotected anchorages break moorings. Hurricane Frances of 2004 made landfall over the southern end of Hutchinson Island, Florida as a Category Two hurricane. Hurricane Isabel of 2003 made landfall near Drum Inlet on the Outer Banks of North Carolina as a Category 2 hurricane.

Category Three Hurricane:
Winds 111-130 mph (96-113 kt or 178-209 km/hr). Storm surge generally 9-12 ft above normal. Some structural damage to small residences and utility buildings with a minor amount of curtainwall failures. Damage to shrubbery and trees with foliage blown off trees and large trees blown down. Mobile homes and poorly constructed signs are destroyed. Low-lying escape routes are cut by rising water 3-5 hours before arrival of the center of the hurricane. Flooding near the coast destroys smaller structures with larger structures damaged by battering from floating debris. Terrain continuously lower than 5 ft above mean sea level may be flooded inland 8 miles (13 km) or more. Evacuation of low-lying residences with several blocks of the shoreline may be required. Hurricanes Jeanne and Ivan of 2004 were Category Three hurricanes when they made landfall in Florida and in Alabama, respectively.

Category Four Hurricane:
Winds 131-155 mph (114-135 kt or 210-249 km/hr). Storm surge generally 13-18 ft above normal. More extensive curtainwall failures with some complete roof structure failures on small residences. Shrubs, trees, and all signs are blown down. Complete destruction of mobile homes. Extensive damage to doors and windows. Low-lying escape routes may be cut by rising water 3-5 hours before arrival of the center of the hurricane. Major damage to lower floors of structures near the shore. Terrain lower than 10 ft above sea level may be flooded requiring massive evacuation of residential areas as far inland as 6 miles (10 km). Hurricane Charley of 2004 was a Category Four hurricane made landfall in Charlotte County, Florida with winds of 150 mph. Hurricane Dennis (pdf) of 2005 struck the island of Cuba as a Category Four hurricane.

Category Five Hurricane:
Winds greater than 155 mph (135 kt or 249 km/hr). Storm surge generally greater than 18 ft above normal. Complete roof failure on many residences and industrial buildings. Some complete building failures with small utility buildings blown over or away. All shrubs, trees, and signs blown down. Complete destruction of mobile homes. Severe and extensive window and door damage. Low-lying escape routes are cut by rising water 3-5 hours before arrival of the center of the hurricane. Major damage to lower floors of all structures located less than 15 ft above sea level and within 500 yards of the shoreline. Massive evacuation of residential areas on low ground within 5-10 miles (8-16 km) of the shoreline may be required. Only 3 Category Five Hurricanes have made landfall in the United States since records began: The Labor Day Hurricane of 1935, Hurricane Camille (1969), and Hurricane Andrew in August, 1992. The 1935 Labor Day Hurricane struck the Florida Keys with a minimum pressure of 892 mb--the lowest pressure ever observed in the United States. Hurricane Camille struck the Mississippi Gulf Coast causing a 25-foot storm surge, which inundated Pass Christian. Hurricane Katrina (pdf), a category 5 storm over the Gulf of Mexico, was still responsible for at least 81 billion dollars of property damage when it struck the U.S. Gulf Coast as a category 3. It is by far the costliest hurricane to ever strike the United States. In addition, Hurricane Wilma (pdf) of 2005 was a Category Five hurricane at peak intensity and is the strongest Atlantic tropical cyclone on record with a minimum pressure of 882 mb.

Trojan-man 08-26-2008 09:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2665017)
I think there needs to be 2 of these on Lake Conroe.

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=17500

I cringed as soon as I saw the word "Onan6.5 MCCK" :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 08-26-2008 09:53 PM

spk, what is your trailer / insurance siituation on the boats at tiki?? are they still there??? if so and we need to go get them and bring them here let me know......

Trojan-man 08-26-2008 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2665139)
spk, what is your trailer / insurance siituation on the boats at tiki?? are they still there??? if so and we need to go get them and bring them here let me know......

yes, I can make a run down there too if needed.

bigandy 08-26-2008 09:57 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2665146)
yes, I can make a run down there too if needed.

oh you are going tooooo MR!!!

tomtbone1993 08-26-2008 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2665139)
spk, what is your trailer / insurance siituation on the boats at tiki?? are they still there??? if so and we need to go get them and bring them here let me know......

what ?? so you can store more Junk at Wade's.....When is enough ...enough??

spk1 08-26-2008 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2665017)
I think there needs to be 2 of these on Lake Conroe.

http://yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=17500

Jefff, thats all you,, Dump a couple of those engines you have laying around, and you should have plenty of cash to bring the mainship down. And just think,, if it breaks down,, wait till joe has had enough scotch,, park it in his slip,, and when you get back it will be all fixed,, :cool: :ernaehrung004: :evilb:

spk1 08-26-2008 10:45 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2665139)
spk, what is your trailer / insurance siituation on the boats at tiki?? are they still there??? if so and we need to go get them and bring them here let me know......

Ok which one of you muthafu*&*kers, told big andy I had an unlimited supply of beer and taka left abandoned at the tiki house??
HEhe,, j/kk, thanks, for the offer,, The chriscraft doesnt have a trailer, so it might have to tough it out on the slings, Im pretty sure as it gets closer,, Im going to head that way, and yea, I could probably use a hand when that happens.

bigandy 08-26-2008 10:51 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2665202)
Ok which one of you muthafu*&*kers, told big andy I had an unlimited supply of beer and taka left abandoned at the tiki house??
HEhe,, j/kk, thanks, for the offer,, The chriscraft doesnt have a trailer, so it might have to tough it out on the slings, Im pretty sure as it gets closer,, Im going to head that way, and yea, I could probably use a hand when that happens.

let me know, we can find something temporary and throw it in the water in front of my house...... i think the storm is going to smoke LA again so i am not really worried!!!

if the insurance is loaded up leave them all!!!

spk1 08-26-2008 10:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2665170)
what ?? so you can store more Junk at Wade's.....When is enough ...enough??

Bommm bumpp baaaaa bom bomm,,, Bomm Bop bum bum pa bum pa bu dah da Dee daaa dee ta dee deee! Da da dEEEE Daa Deee Daa Deeee de.

spk1 08-26-2008 10:54 PM

We will have to wait for Trojan man to get that last post. :evilb:

spk1 08-26-2008 10:57 PM

Something tells me we are going to have one helll of a Nearrr Missss Hurricane Party! I will make planss,, as soon as it clears Floridaa. :drink:

spk1 08-26-2008 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2665204)
let me know, we can find something temporary and throw it in the water in front of my house...... i think the storm is going to smoke LA again so i am not really worried!!!

if the insurance is loaded up leave them all!!!

Fuk that Somebodyys got to save the TAKA!!,, Those dayum adjusters, never pay full value on TAKA damages! Jefffro just takes a picture of them and throws me $7.95.

spk1 08-27-2008 01:35 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2665206)
Bommm bumpp baaaaa bom bomm,,, Bomm Bop bum bum pa bum pa bu dah da Dee daaa dee ta dee deee! Da da dEEEE Daa Deee Daa Deeee de.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqazleR3FE

Trojan-man 08-27-2008 01:45 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2665206)
Bommm bumpp baaaaa bom bomm,,, Bomm Bop bum bum pa bum pa bu dah da Dee daaa dee ta dee deee! Da da dEEEE Daa Deee Daa Deeee de.

yeah I got it mudda phucka, it just took me a while because you spelled it wrong, lol. Is that funny or am I just drunk?

"If you dont know, then you aint lyin!!" -----mush mouth

Trojan-man 08-27-2008 01:46 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2665206)
Bommm bumpp baaaaa bom bomm,,, Bomm Bop bum bum pa bum pa bu dah da Dee daaa dee ta dee deee! Da da dEEEE Daa Deee Daa Deeee de.

wstultz will correct the spelling in the morning, I am too hammered :ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 08-27-2008 01:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2665207)
We will have to wait for Trojan man to get that last post. :evilb:

what are you doing home at 10:54 ????????? You should be out looking to bang dirties that only want a visa in return :evilb::evilb:

boatman22 08-27-2008 06:50 AM

BigAndy's new theam song.....
 
http://www.tagtele.com/v/11924

jeff1000man 08-27-2008 08:52 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2665306)

Great morning song. Ah hell, It's a great song at any time. :rolleyes::cool::ernaehrung004:


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