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joew. 03-31-2008 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2506707)
Coast Guard Chopper, and all the county boats are still looking for BOB. Guess he hasn't floated up yet.

Poor guy.

Cops came by and asked us about while we were working on the dock saturday.

Looking for someone who owned a beige Canoe.

I told him the Islander had not been out in a couple days. :evilb:

Good thing it hadn't or we probably would have roled that canoe a long time ago. I would say it was the trojan but I have never seen it make a wake.:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 03-31-2008 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2506711)
Good thing it hadn't or we probably would have roled that canoe a long time ago. I would say it was the trojan but I have never seen it make a wake.:party-smiley-004:

It was going by the house saturday at max speed.
































































The speed of smell.




























































What was even worse is that I called Trojan and could see him look at the phone, look towards the house, reach down and push the mute button and keep going. :angry-smiley-038::Whatever:

BY U BOY 03-31-2008 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2506724)
What was even worse is that I called Trojan and could see him look at the phone, look towards the house, reach down and push the mute button and keep going. :angry-smiley-038::Whatever:

Fuqin classic:D:D:hitfan:

jeff1000man 03-31-2008 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2506733)
Fuqin classic:D:D:hitfan:

That's what I thought. :party-smiley-004:

joew. 03-31-2008 03:09 PM

Who all will be at the cook off this weekend???? I will have my both if anyone wants some awesome bbq.

On Time 03-31-2008 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2506753)
Who all will be at the cook off this weekend???? I will have my both if anyone wants some awesome bbq.

Is this an "off the menu" event?

joew. 03-31-2008 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2506772)
Is this an "off the menu" event?

The Montgomery County Cook off. It will be Friday and Saturday. Good excuse to put on your cowboy boots and eat some bbq.

On Time 03-31-2008 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2506780)
The Montgomery County Cook off. It will be Friday and Saturday. Good excuse to put on your cowboy boots and eat some bbq.

Sounds great! Gotta work days but maybe in the evenings.

Trojan-man 03-31-2008 06:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2506724)
It was going by the house saturday at max speed.


ludacris speed :D


What was even worse is that I called Trojan and could see him look at the phone, look towards the house, reach down and push the mute button and keep going. :angry-smiley-038::Whatever:


phone was hidden from my old lady in the cabin, but nice try :party-smiley-004: That might have been the remote to the radio I was holding, because I am just that lazy. :cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 03-31-2008 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2506711)
Good thing it hadn't or we probably would have roled that canoe a long time ago. I would say it was the trojan but I have never seen it make a wake.:party-smiley-004:

It made a wake saturday :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

Trojan-man 03-31-2008 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2506707)
Coast Guard Chopper, and all the county boats are still looking for BOB. Guess he hasn't floated up yet.

Poor guy.

Cops came by and asked us about while we were working on the dock saturday.

Looking for someone who owned a beige Canoe.

I told him the Islander had not been out in a couple days. :evilb:

sshhhh.....I got the whole wknd at bernies thing goin on. I am crashed up at his houth and I got him tied to my arms and legs. Please don't mistake bernie "bob" for a drunk andy, they are 2 different degenerates :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 03-31-2008 07:33 PM

Anyone want to leave Saturday afternoon and drive to Biloxi for the OSS race Sunday.

Biloxi and Mobile are really our only chances of seeing this kind of stuff all year unless we fly somewhere, or go to havasu in a couple of weeks.

At least they have good casinoes there.

bigandy 03-31-2008 08:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2507131)
Anyone want to leave Saturday afternoon and drive to Biloxi for the OSS race Sunday.

Biloxi and Mobile are really our only chances of seeing this kind of stuff all year unless we fly somewhere, or go to havasu in a couple of weeks.

At least they have good casinoes there.

i am going to save my pennies to go to key west again, i highly recommend it....

I heard they said the guy missing was a large black man? No joke there, thats what the cops at lunch said.

jeff1000man 03-31-2008 08:36 PM

Bottom line of the OSS rulebook.

IF THIS RULEBOOK DOES NOT SPECIFICALLY ALLOW SOMETHING, THEN YOU SHOULD ASSUME THAT IT IS ILLEGAL.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

BY U BOY 03-31-2008 08:48 PM

yall should plan on going to the Don aronow memorial race on 6/20 then stay fro the OSS race the next day. The Miami to Bimini race is going to be awesome.

jeff1000man 03-31-2008 09:40 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2507859)
yall should plan on going to the Don aronow memorial race on 6/20 then stay fro the OSS race the next day. The Miami to Bimini race is going to be awesome.

That is the one we have been talking about also. Boatman wants to go to that one.

It looks like OSS might run a different set of rules that offers non canopied boats to run in Orange Beach this year. I have been Pm'ing Ronp, and he has been ffillingme in on some things that might let my boat make a run in that race.

I am giving it some thought.

Anyone want to be on the crew?

bigandy 03-31-2008 10:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2507959)
That is the one we have been talking about also. Boatman wants to go to that one.

It looks like OSS might run a different set of rules that offers non canopied boats to run in Orange Beach this year. I have been Pm'ing Ronp, and he has been ffillingme in on some things that might let my boat make a run in that race.

I am giving it some thought.

Anyone want to be on the crew?

McDonald homes is closed for the summer so let me know, i will help...

jeff1000man 03-31-2008 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2508001)
McDonald homes is closed for the summer so let me know, i will help...

You should be coming to Biloxi. We could take the limo and take turns napping on the way home sunday night.

Beau Rivage is a hell of a nice casino for being in Mississippi.

I am not sure if I have enough credits for a comp room there or not yet.

spk1 04-01-2008 02:06 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2508001)
McDonald homes is closed for the summer so let me know, i will help...

Gereke Chemicals has officially closed for the summer as well. :evilb: :evilb: But business starts up again right after keywest nationals. :cool-smiley-027:

bigandy 04-01-2008 10:06 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2508123)
Gereke Chemicals has officially closed for the summer as well. :evilb: :evilb: But business starts up again right after keywest nationals. :cool-smiley-027:

uh, ohhh. throttle man and navigator reporting for duty :)

bigandy 04-01-2008 10:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2508013)
You should be coming to Biloxi. We could take the limo and take turns napping on the way home sunday night.

Beau Rivage is a hell of a nice casino for being in Mississippi.

I am not sure if I have enough credits for a comp room there or not yet.

9 hour drive, watch a race, drive 9 hours home, on paper it sounds like crap but in theory it also seems quite crappy. Let me know how it turns out...

Trojan-man 04-01-2008 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2508123)
Gereke Chemicals has officially closed for the summer as well. :evilb: :evilb: But business starts up again right after keywest nationals.

When does the Gereke Health Clinic open up ?? :evilb::evilb::evilb:

joew. 04-01-2008 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2508435)
uh, ohhh. throttle man and navigator reporting for duty :)

I will be the truck driver and team drunkin mascot:D

wstultz 04-01-2008 11:01 AM

Who needs a throttle man?

jeff1000man 04-01-2008 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2508439)
9 hour drive, watch a race, drive 9 hours home, on paper it sounds like crap but in theory it also seems quite crappy. Let me know how it turns out...

Well if we were willis's bit.ches like someone else we know then we could prrobably get the plane filled up and our boats hauled there so we could just relax the whole time.

You are just afraid you might miss the same old thing at the cookoff on sat night. :rolleyes:

I mean, one of us drove all the way to FL just to pick up some Blowers that cost $200 to ship. That seems quite crappy to me also. :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-01-2008 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2508511)
Who needs a throttle man?

Not the kind of throttling that you like to do. :evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 04-01-2008 11:20 AM

I think we should all get some Zap cats and start racing them on conroe. We could have Joe and Chd drive around at wfo in a circle to make it interesting.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXu2...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PpUD...90D10C&index=2

wstultz 04-01-2008 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2508516)
Not the kind of throttling that you like to do. :evilb::evilb:

What's that? Good throttling.

jeff1000man 04-01-2008 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2508557)
What's that? Good throttling.

The only thing you have throttled lately is Betty. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 04-01-2008 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2508547)
I think we should all get some Zap cats and start racing them on conroe. We could have Joe and Chd drive around at wfo in a circle to make it interesting.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXu2...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PpUD...90D10C&index=2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NM_cfhcFzI&NR=1

bigandy 04-01-2008 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2508564)
The only thing you have throttled lately is Betty. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

BIP, and a Zing,

jeff1000man 04-01-2008 11:51 AM

Fat boys lunch bunch is meeting at Margaritas at 12:10 for lunch.

Holla at us if you are coming.

bigandy 04-01-2008 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2508513)
Well if we were willis's bit.ches like someone else we know then we could prrobably get the plane filled up and our boats hauled there so we could just relax the whole time.

You are just afraid you might miss the same old thing at the cookoff on sat night. :rolleyes:

I mean, one of us drove all the way to FL just to pick up some Blowers that cost $200 to ship. That seems quite crappy to me also. :evilb:

When did my mom and all my ex girlfriends steal jeffs OSO account, i am a grown up. I do what i want, if i want to spend a $1000 saving $200 to be in St Petersburg for St patty's day and Spring Break and having $2000 worth of fun that is what i am going to do.

What part is crappy to you, that i went with out you, that i dont want to be in a car 18 hours in a 24 hour period, that i dont want to put miles on a Limo and take it out of service. That thing makes more in a night than what my First Class tickets to Florida cost.

If what i did in November makes me someones bizitch than once a year i will be someone bizitch. Unlike you thats someones biatch all year long. Does Armstong's swelling go down when he puts it in your mouth right away or do you have to work it a little?

Oh and one more thing, are we drinking at the Cotton Gin and playing free pool tomorrow night, i am trying to plan my week?

On Time 04-01-2008 01:10 PM

Who is Tre-beak anyway is he a Fountain owner? :evilb:

Trojan-man 04-01-2008 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2508721)
Who is Tre-beak anyway is he a Fountain owner? :evilb:

He is " Suck It Tre-beak" !! :evilb::evilb::evilb: lol

jeff1000man 04-01-2008 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2508622)
When did my mom and all my ex girlfriends steal jeffs OSO account, i am a grown up. I do what i want, if i want to spend a $1000 saving $200 to be in St Petersburg for St patty's day and Spring Break and having $2000 worth of fun that is what i am going to do.

What part is crappy to you, that i went with out you, that i dont want to be in a car 18 hours in a 24 hour period, that i dont want to put miles on a Limo and take it out of service. That thing makes more in a night than what my First Class tickets to Florida cost.

If what i did in November makes me someones bizitch than once a year i will be someone bizitch. Unlike you thats someones biatch all year long. Does Armstong's swelling go down when he puts it in your mouth right away or do you have to work it a little?

Oh and one more thing, are we drinking at the Cotton Gin and playing free pool tomorrow night, i am trying to plan my week?

If the right group goes, we don't have to come back sunday, wwe could come back next month. :evilb:

You forget, spk1 has no job, you have no job, Creedo has an expense account, I am content with being broke and unemployed, and everyone else takes it in the can.

I'd think we could miss the cook off for 1 year out of the last 15.

And you have some Marburger on your chin. :hitfan:

jeff1000man 04-01-2008 02:27 PM

This is truly sickening.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o22356-en.html

BY U BOY 04-01-2008 02:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2508833)

UGLY:drool:

tomtbone1993 04-01-2008 11:27 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9XDcQNJe-A[/YOUTUBE]


One bad azz video:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 04-01-2008 11:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2509693)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9XDcQNJe-A


One bad azz video:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

I am guessing they had a girl flashing titties beside the cameraman :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:


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