Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

Ere'body beez a-lookin' but no one beez a-buyin'
That's cuz all I beez heerin' is a buncha dam cryin'
Iffen all yoose bruthas wud pool yoe resources
You cud put togetha sumpin wid a whole lotta horses :cool-smiley-026:

wstultz

03-20-2008 10:00 AM

What it is big momma, my momma dint raise no dummie, I dug her rap.

On Time

03-20-2008 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2492365)

What it is big momma, my momma dint raise no dummie, I dug her rap.

Say, I know dats right.

wstultz

03-20-2008 10:32 AM

"Excuse me stewardess. I speak jive."

"Hang loose blood, she'll be back on the flip wit da medicide."

On Time

03-20-2008 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2492413)

"Excuse me stewardess. I speak jive."

"Hang loose blood, she'll be back on the flip wit da medicide."

Say whut now I ain't beez a-speakin no gat dam jive. Disa here quarshtion is about regla plain ol English to be talked like dis here in da skools. We gunna be proud, o so proud of our churrins someday.

boatman22

03-20-2008 11:26 AM

Word on the street is it's OFFICAL Fountian has bought Baja.
Dock has a lot of connections with Baja and was to drive the new 40outlaw "Split Decision" at some of the PR this year...

FAJA

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=180023

go to the last page

On Time

03-20-2008 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2492503)

Already read it!

jeff1000man

03-20-2008 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2492503)

So can fountains go to the BAJA bash now?

Cheap azz fountains just got even cheaper. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

03-20-2008 06:24 PM

I am very dissapointed in you guys. No posts today.

:(

jeff1000man

03-20-2008 06:29 PM

Project boat on Conroe.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/612949175.html

Trojan-man

03-20-2008 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2493102)

Project boat on Conroe.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/612949175.html

what a hoo-doo....thats gonna be the houth boat in 20 years :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

bigandy

03-20-2008 10:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZXV...eature=related

tomtbone1993

03-20-2008 11:04 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9F1z21G2J8&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993

03-20-2008 11:09 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGJdNPiWZzQ&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993

03-20-2008 11:11 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG8cdMutLwA&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993

03-20-2008 11:13 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18SeqcDtPEI&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993

03-20-2008 11:27 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_8TLKZKto&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

my new power

bigandy

03-20-2008 11:29 PM

Apparently in my brief stint as a carman i was somewhat of a badger........... :) YES!!!

tomtbone1993

03-20-2008 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2493528)

Apparently in my brief stint as a carman i was somewhat of a badger........... :) YES!!!

those commercials motivate me:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993

03-20-2008 11:33 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY[/YOUTUBE]

bigandy

03-20-2008 11:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NRlu...eature=related

boatman22

03-21-2008 07:20 AM

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Have to give Wade credit on the new FAJA's It's all over the internet

wstultz

03-21-2008 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2493647)

Have to give Wade credit on the new FAJA's It's all over the internet

That's real nice Clark!

wstultz

03-21-2008 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2493647)

Have to give Wade credit on the new FAJA's It's all over the internet

That actually looks pretty cool. It looks like Creedo's 38 without a molded in swin platform.

jeff1000man

03-21-2008 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2493647)

Have to give Wade credit on the new FAJA's It's all over the internet

Classic. great job Boatman.

bigandy

03-21-2008 11:56 AM

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McDonald Homes is closed for the Easter weekend, i hope to spend the weekend motorboating...........

but if i cant find a girl to let me do that i will be hanging out on the houthboat.... :)

I wonder how fast these are going to make my work bench?? FYI they came with 2 sets of brand new cams, springs, Merc pushrods and lifters if anyone needs to freshen top end of two motors. Joseph i believe i owe you a beer on that deal, oh and a garden hose.... dont ask but its coming back in time for car washing season :)

joew.

03-21-2008 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2494026)

Glad you got the deal! Oh and it is car wash season. So bring the hose and nozel. :D

And all jokes about people bringing their hoses to my house will not be funny since I said it first.:cool::cool:

jeff1000man

03-21-2008 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2494026)

That was a great buy. Now I wonder if any of that crap will get used?

tomtbone1993

03-21-2008 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2494026)

McDonald Homes is closed for the Easter weekend, i hope to spend the weekend motorboating...........

but if i cant find a girl to let me do that i will be hanging out on the houthboat....

I wonder how fast these are going to make my work bench?? FYI they came with 2 sets of brand new cams, springs, Merc pushrods and lifters if anyone needs to freshen top end of two motors. Joseph i believe i owe you a beer on that deal, oh and a garden hose.... dont ask but its coming back in time for car washing season :)

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2494066)

Glad you got the deal! Oh and it is car wash season. So bring the hose and nozel. :D

And all jokes about people bringing their hoses to my house will not be funny since I said it first.:cool::cool:

good stuff......

for those of you that didn't know, Easter has been canceled:(

bigandy

03-21-2008 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2494090)

good stuff......

for those of you that didn't know, Easter has been canceled:(

the bunny might not be coming but i am eating baby back ribs and a whole ham on sunday and plan to wash it down with a lb of mashed potatos and boat full of gravy, dats fo sho!!!

mmmmmm, i think i will be away from the computer for a while, i made myself hungry, time to eat

jeff1000man

03-21-2008 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2494107)

I have to go to Easter tomorrow with the fam, so I actually get Sundy off.

Do I detect a club 105 Easter gathering at the Houthboat??????

joew.

03-21-2008 01:13 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1990-...QQcmdZViewItem

sweet!

jeff1000man

03-21-2008 01:40 PM

Definately

joew.

03-21-2008 03:03 PM

I now have a genset that works in the Mainship. New carb and she is running and taking a full load!!!!! (Like Chad's ole lady:evilb::evilb:) Who knows for how long.:D

What is going on tonight????

On Time

03-21-2008 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2494265)

I now have a genset that works in the Mainship. New carb and she is running and taking a full load!!!!! (Like Chad's ole lady:evilb::evilb:) Who knows for how long.:D

What is going on tonight????

We'll be out a little tommorow. Hmmmm....which boat...

boatman22

03-21-2008 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2494265)

I now have a genset that works in the Mainship. New carb and she is running and taking a full load!!!!! (Like Chad's ole lady:evilb::evilb:) Who knows for how long.:D

What is going on tonight????

Mexican at Ranchero's 6:30 I'll buy the first drink to celebrate the new FAJA company:cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man

03-21-2008 05:14 PM

Where is rancheros?

jeff1000man

03-21-2008 05:15 PM

The villan is chillen now. Dr. Blackwood put a special tune up on it and it fired right up and purrs like a kitten.

Chad is cleaning the stuff off his chin right now. :evilb:

What do we want to do tonight? This fat boy is starving right now.

boatman22

03-21-2008 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2494412)

Where is rancheros?

1488 and 2978 across from the new Target. Thay have outdoor seating so we can enjoy this weather.

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