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jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:36 AM

:Score-101010:

Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571028)
phuck that, fill it with jello and height restricted strippers on friday nights:D:D:grinser010:

:Score-101010:

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571032)
:Score-101010::Score-101010:

so does that mean you want short and fat or big and tall:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2571065)
so does that mean you want short and fat or big and tall:evilb::evilb::evilb:

unfortunately beggars can't be choozy.

Any port will work during a storm.

On Time 05-27-2008 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2571065)
so does that mean you want short and fat or big and tall:evilb::evilb::evilb:

short fat red-headed and freckled

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 12:40 PM

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I forgot about this.

This was funny chit

BY U BOY 05-27-2008 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571099)
I forgot about this.

This was funny chit

Is that back pack?

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571114)
Is that back pack?

Back Pak's mom :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 12:56 PM

This sucks.

Have you guys seen this?

I am now glad that I don't owna mainship. :evilb:

http://www.cape-coral-daily-breeze.c...rticleID=18911

BY U BOY 05-27-2008 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571118)
This sucks.

Have you guys seen this?

I am now glad that I don't owna mainship. :evilb:

http://www.cape-coral-daily-breeze.c...rticleID=18911

hey would have been no match for capt'n Insano:D

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571136)
hey would have been no match for capt'n Insano:D

He could have killed the bees by letting them suck the scotch out of his veins and then they would just drown from falling into the water.

BY U BOY 05-27-2008 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571184)
He could have killed the bees by letting them suck the scotch out of his veins and then they would just drown from falling into the water.

Scotch,scotch, scotch i like scotch,scotch in my belly:cool-smiley-026:

joew. 05-27-2008 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571269)
Scotch,scotch, scotch i like scotch,scotch in my belly:cool-smiley-026:

Capt insano likey da scotch.:D

joew. 05-27-2008 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571184)
He could have killed the bees by letting them suck the scotch out of his veins and then they would just drown from falling into the water.

Hey Jeff thanks for letting us use the house while you were out of town. Let me know if you need help cleaning it.

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2571498)
Hey Jeff thanks for letting us use the house while you were out of town. Let me know if you need help cleaning it.

I am guessing you guys found the key under the mat.

Can you guys get over there and mow the lawn. I won't be back for a few more days.

Hopefully I will be back by the weekend. I will probably have to stop at la barge and give them their money back on the way home. :(

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 08:19 PM

I guess everyone is at steak night. :cool-smiley-027:

:angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 05-27-2008 08:24 PM

Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.:eek:

Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 08:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2571632)
Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.:eek:

Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,

I saw the weather picture earlier. Looked like ya'll might have had something come through there.

.

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:25 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2570648)
Looks like you have my life and finances figured out almost as well as engine building, keep up the good work,, You just made the top of my important callers list Di(k! :angry-smiley-038:

OUCH:evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:26 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2570601)
That was a very poor attemt to be funny.
Keep asking for the pics that do not exsist and keep wondering what you missed while you pretend to be me:D:D

BIP :cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

Damn...must be piss on Jeffro Day

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2570831)
Hey Tom Good to see you Sat nite at Club 105. I hope Smooth ran good and the Crawfish boil was fun. We had 6 kids and wakeboarding/skiing/tubing all weekend but thanks for the invite!

sorry you couldn't make it.....but not a party for Kids:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:32 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2570948)
Stay in town for the holidays and you get to know whats up... you get no pics from the raft up, the swingers party or the crawfish boil either.........

POJD













































PISS ON JEFF DAY:D

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2571632)
Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.:eek:

Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,

it was perfect water for Smooth:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 05-27-2008 11:47 PM

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a few pics emailed to me

Trojan-man 05-28-2008 12:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2571845)
it was perfect water for Smooth:cool-smiley-011:

Yes but there was no smooth in sight, only one gymped up pontoon boat with one cwstultz in a trash bag parka in the middle of the lake, dat was it. I think I got the "look at this retard out in the lake in this storm" award, but I got tired of watching the mosh pit of pontoons, and jetskis slamming into each other and the bulkhead :eek::fish: It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol

bigandy 05-28-2008 07:32 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2571873)
Yes but there was no smooth in sight, only one gymped up pontoon boat with one cwstultz in a trash bag parka in the middle of the lake, dat was it. I think I got the "look at this retard out in the lake in this storm" award, but I got tired of watching the mosh pit of pontoons, and jetskis slamming into each other and the bulkhead :eek::fish: It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol

Dads gonna quit lettin you borrow boats if you treat them like that!!!!

Did you really booger up the PoonToons? That is gonna cut down on speed!!!

tomtbone1993 05-28-2008 08:41 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2571873)
Yes but there was no smooth in sight, only one gymped up pontoon boat with one cwstultz in a trash bag parka in the middle of the lake, dat was it. I think I got the "look at this retard out in the lake in this storm" award, but I got tired of watching the mosh pit of pontoons, and jetskis slamming into each other and the bulkhead :eek::fish: It tacoed the pontoon in the front and the back.....lol

that sucks.....:(:(

BoatBIATCH 05-28-2008 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2572034)
that sucks.....:(:(

if any of those pontoons got jacked up fairly decently they will go cheap at auction for ins... it don't take much to total one out for insurance purposes, and they ain't hard at all to repair... could be into a decent one or piece one from a couple for not much money

joew. 05-28-2008 09:34 AM

This is not pontoon's only. So why do you gaybates always talk about pontoons???? Lets talk about oil trails and boats catching on fire. In the right situation that could have been front page news:cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 05-28-2008 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2571980)
Dads gonna quit lettin you borrow boats if you treat them like that!!!!

Did you really booger up the PoonToons? That is gonna cut down on speed!!!

The dents are gonna act like steps! We should be able to squeeze some more MPH's out of her. I really don't know why anyone would want to go faster than ludicrous speed though.

On Time 05-28-2008 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2571632)
Jeff, you should have stayed home you could have had some claims right here on good ole Conroe. A huge storm just ripped through the lake. Tore the $hit out of the pontoon at Mom's house, sunk a jet ski in her cove, ripped other skis right out of their lifts. Apparently waves were coming over her bulkheads and hitting her downstairs windows. Chad said there were six footers and the pontoons were floating up and slamming the TOPS of the dock.:eek:

Any of you fools that have water front homes on open water better go check your $hiznit,

No damage for us. We had our dock specifically made to withstand strong storms we had heard about. Only debris for us. But our neighbors both sides had dock damage, esp. to the east, where a jet ski sank, other jet ski smashed (both were in the water), 80' pine next door fell across the road, neighbors lost dock furniture in the lake, but thank God no one was hurt, at least that I heard of.

jeff1000man 05-28-2008 09:50 AM

Somebody go see if the big oak tree fell on my house yet.

If not, my chainsaw is in the garage. Maybe it needs a little help.
:D

jeff1000man 05-28-2008 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2571845)
it was perfect water for Smooth:cool-smiley-011:


Probably not, but it would have been perfect for this.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23621-en.html

On Time 05-28-2008 10:06 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2572108)
Probably not, but it would have been perfect for this.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23621-en.html

It just might have been!! I bet that thing's a gas jumping 6 ft. waves. When are you coming back? Say hi to my old drinkin' buddies in Metairie. Are all the stops for the Poker Run decided yet?

jeff1000man 05-28-2008 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2572120)
It just might have been!! I bet that thing's a gas jumping 6 ft. waves. When are you coming back? Say hi to my old drinkin' buddies in Metairie. Are all the stops for the Poker Run decided yet?

Look on the website for the poker run stops.

I might head that way for the weeekend and see what happens and then head this wa after the weekend.

Just playing it by ear to see how many more files I get.

I need all I can get my hands on. I's is broke right now.

wstultz 05-28-2008 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2572108)
Probably not, but it would have been perfect for this.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23621-en.html

Andy, This is what your boat COULD look like.

On Time 05-28-2008 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2572123)
I's is broke right now.

Broke is only temporary my friend keep working

jeff1000man 05-28-2008 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2572139)
Andy, This is what your boat COULD look like.

Andy will never have a boat that looks that good, unless he buy's it that way. :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-28-2008 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2572139)
Andy, This is what your boat COULD look like.

That boat is awesome.

It sucks that there are so many boats out there that need to be in my collection.

I need to win the LOTTO. Or we need a really good storm.

wstultz 05-28-2008 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2572155)
That boat is awesome.

It sucks that there are so many boats out there that need to be in my collection.

I need to win the LOTTO. Or we need a really good storm.

It looks a lot better that way then when it was all green and named Bad Frog. That thing will eat rough water. I love it when people put them back in their race graphics even though they changed the colors it looks better that way. Now that I sold Jeff's house while he was in LA I should be able to afford it.:D

jeff1000man 05-28-2008 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2572173)
It looks a lot better that way then when it was all green and named Bad Frog. That thing will eat rough water. I love it when people put them back in their race graphics even though they changed the colors it looks better that way. Now that I sold Jeff's house while he was in LA I should be able to afford it.:D

I hope you got all the money for it. Just buy me something nice, and let me sleep on your couch.

At least your old lady cooks and I will have something to eat.

So that was one from ebay a while back then wasn't it?


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