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jeff1000man 05-15-2008 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2559139)


Were you able to get a price on that Gimble?

I could just throw a landscape timber out in front of you while you were rollin, and you could get the insurance co. to get you a new one. :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

BY U BOY 05-15-2008 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559165)
I could just throw a landscape timber out in front of you while you were rollin, and you could get the insurance co. to get you a new one. :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

I thought about that:D

Only thing is i can do it cheaper than my ded. is

jeff1000man 05-15-2008 02:54 PM

THis weekend begins the transition between Gregory Performance back to Claims adjuster. Rain gods have shined down on Louisianna again.

Heading to Shreiveport .

BoatBIATCH 05-15-2008 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559223)
THis weekend begins the transition between Gregory Performance back to Claims adjuster. Rain gods have shined down on Louisianna again.

Heading to Shreiveport .

does that mean you won't be at your house for the party were throwing there
:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 05-15-2008 03:08 PM

I just found out the cleaning girl filled up the dishwasher with Dawn soap. What a friggin mess.

I guess she thought it was the Smooth Operator :evilb::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-15-2008 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2559243)
does that mean you won't be at your house for the party were throwing there
:evilb::evilb::evilb:

I'll leave the keys under the mat. :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 05-15-2008 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559244)
I just found out the cleaning girl filled up the dishwasher with Dawn soap. What a friggin mess.

I guess she thought it was the Smooth Operator :evilb::party-smiley-004:

Vinegar will neutralize the soap in the dishwasher.

Trojan-man 05-15-2008 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559244)
I just found out the cleaning girl filled up the dishwasher with Dawn soap. What a friggin mess.

I guess she thought it was the Smooth Operator :evilb::party-smiley-004:

As much as I hate to give jeff props for anything, that was pretty funny :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026::evilb:

Trojan-man 05-15-2008 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559165)
I could just throw a landscape timber out in front of you while you were rollin, and you could get the insurance co. to get you a new one. :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

phuckin typical insurance guy, lol :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-15-2008 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2559252)
As much as I hate to give jeff props for anything, that was pretty funny :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026::evilb:

Are we to expect any of your junk to be in the water this weekend?

You will recognize me by the flashing lights following close behind. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-15-2008 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2559254)
phuckin typical insurance guy, lol :party-smiley-004:

I am not the typical guy. I am the guy that tells you how to get paid.

What a MORON. :Whatever:

wstultz 05-15-2008 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559273)
I am not the typical guy. I am the guy that tells you how to get paid.

Are you the guy behind the guy?:stupid:

jeff1000man 05-15-2008 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2559297)
Are you the guy behind the guy?:stupid:

As long as I am not the guy taking it in the can like the Stultz boys then I AM THE MAN

On Time 05-15-2008 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559298)
As long as I am not the guy taking it in the can like the Stultz boys then I AM THE MAN

I need an adjuster my Yukon just got broke into while my wife was at lunch

wstultz 05-15-2008 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2559298)
As long as I am not the guy taking it in the can like the Stultz boys then I AM THE MAN


From your avatar it looks like you take it in the can plenty from the Game Warden.

wstultz 05-15-2008 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2559307)
I need an adjuster my Yukon just got broke into while my wife was at lunch

You can use JeffWoman. He'll adjust it for you. While he's at it he can bolt on some horsepower for you and then make it sweat some horsepower right back out.

jeff1000man 05-15-2008 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2559308)
From your avatar it looks like you take it in the can plenty from the Game Warden.

I have had 4 conversations with the Game Wardens office in the last 2 days. Still trying to get permision to use the boat this weekend. :(

On Time 05-15-2008 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2559310)
You can use JeffWoman. He'll adjust it for you. While he's at it he can bolt on some horsepower for you and then make it sweat some horsepower right back out.

Believe it or not all they got was the black owners pouch for the new Sea Ray. Phucked up my door. But I guess the little chicken chit crack addict thought it was a laptop.

txriverrat2001 05-15-2008 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2559139)
Nothing like a shameless plug:D:D


Were you able to get a price on that Gimble?

Me? Shameless??? oh well........

After many a nights re-doing the dash - and new controls (we're finishing them tonight) I'm pretty sure I can get the Gimbal fer nuttin.... He is interested in selling the controls - they need a little cleaning up and maybe a re-paint - but worked fine. I really need to get some pics once this AT is back together - it's like night and day from the old gauges and bezels to all the new stuff.....

I'll try and remember to grab that thing tonight and give a good once over to make sure it's worth swapping into another housing....

later

BY U BOY 05-15-2008 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 2559349)
Me? Shameless??? oh well........

After many a nights re-doing the dash - and new controls (we're finishing them tonight) I'm pretty sure I can get the Gimbal fer nuttin.... He is interested in selling the controls - they need a little cleaning up and maybe a re-paint - but worked fine. I really need to get some pics once this AT is back together - it's like night and day from the old gauges and bezels to all the new stuff.....

I'll try and remember to grab that thing tonight and give a good once over to make sure it's worth swapping into another housing....

later

Sounds good! Thanks

Trojan-man 05-15-2008 11:15 PM

I have a mini keg left over from the real estate open house tonight, lol ....hmmmmm :evilb::evilb: Might come in handy Saturday

How are things on the West Coast ?!?!?!?!?

Trojan-man 05-15-2008 11:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2559297)
Are you the guy behind the guy?:stupid:

this is my friend, we call him double down :cool-smiley-026:

BoatBIATCH 05-16-2008 07:15 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2559757)
this is my friend, we call him double down :cool-smiley-026:

your like this bear, you see the little furry rabbit but your just playing with it

wstultz 05-16-2008 10:11 AM

Are you biatches ready to own the lake this weekend?

jeff1000man 05-16-2008 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2560106)
Are you biatches ready to own the lake this weekend?

Are the stultz boys bringing anything to the table, or are they boat *****ing again?

On Time 05-16-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2560125)
Are the stultz boys bringing anything to the table, or are they boat *****ing again?

"I fought the law, and the law won..." :boat:

wstultz 05-16-2008 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2560125)
Are the stultz boys bringing anything to the table, or are they boat *****ing again?

Good news Mush Mouth! We decided to let the Game Wardens patrol the whole event to make sure we are EXTRA safe. So what are you bringing to the run?

jeff1000man 05-16-2008 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2560162)
Good news Mush Mouth! We decided to let the Game Wardens patrol the whole event to make sure we are EXTRA safe. So what are you bringing to the run?

Probably nothing. They are not very anxious to allow me to register the DAMN boat.

Apparently no VIN numbers is not something they like.

On a good note, I saved a ton of money by switching to GEICO. :evilb:

BoatBIATCH 05-16-2008 11:03 AM

call rick and see if hell hook you up with a dealer tag for the weekend

Trojan-man 05-16-2008 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2560170)
Probably nothing. They are not very anxious to allow me to register the DAMN boat.

Apparently no VIN numbers is not something they like.

On a good note, I saved a ton of money by switching to GEICO. :evilb:

Who needs VIN numbers ????? If they are missing, do me a favor and put an eleventy somewhere in there and see if they catch it, lol :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 05-16-2008 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2560125)
Are the stultz boys bringing anything to the table, or are they boat *****ing again?

I'm Bringing Beer and Charm, does that count ??? :cool-smiley-026:

jeff1000man 05-16-2008 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2560178)
call rick and see if hell hook you up with a dealer tag for the weekend

It is a little to far gone for that. I am on a first name basis with them right now.

Unless they give me written permission today, It is staying in the barn.

I might not be here in the morning anyway. Might not be around till the afternoon. Depends on if I have to be in Baton Rouge in the morning or not. :grinser010:

BY U BOY 05-16-2008 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2560227)
It is a little to far gone for that. I am on a first name basis with them right now.

Unless they give me written permission today, It is staying in the barn.

I might not be here in the morning anyway. Might not be around till the afternoon. Depends on if I have to be in Baton Rouge in the morning or not. :grinser010:

Just put some fake numbers on it and act dumb:D That shouldn't be a problem huh:evilb::party-smiley-004:

bigandy 05-16-2008 01:29 PM

BANK ROBBIN!!!!!!!!!! BANK Robbin' is baby shat compared to these dudes!!!!!

jeff1000man 05-16-2008 01:38 PM

Just found out that those azzholes at American Classic cars on 105 wrote me a hot check for the 57 chevy. Been screwing up my bank accounts for a week. :hitfan:

Anyone have a bat.

Or better yet, when Joew gets back to town I am giving him a gallon of insano juice and turning him loose in their store. :angry-smiley-038:

BY U BOY 05-16-2008 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2560336)
Just found out that those azzholes at American Classic cars on 105 wrote me a hot check for the 57 chevy. Been screwing up my bank accounts for a week. :hitfan:

Anyone have a bat.

Or better yet, when Joew gets back to town I am giving him a gallon of insano juice and turning him loose in their store. :angry-smiley-038:

With the day i'm having, I'll go over there and wreck something without the insano juice. You may have to buy me a round of jager bombs when im done:D

BoatBIATCH 05-16-2008 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2560331)
BANK ROBBIN!!!!!!!!!! BANK Robbin' is baby shat compared to these dudes!!!!!

remind me when I get home.... to punch yo mama right in da MOUF.... cause there ain't no way......NO WAY!!!... you come from my loins

wstultz 05-16-2008 03:00 PM

Gimme a diablo sandwich and a dr. peeper and I'm in a god damn hurry!

bigandy 05-16-2008 03:53 PM

OHHHH Sherrif, Yooo Hooo.... UHMMM Nice Accceeeee

txriverrat2001 05-16-2008 03:56 PM

Aw hell..... ya'll just bring that thing down to the San Jac ..... aint know one gonna screw with ya down here!!


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