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Trojan-man 05-26-2008 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2570242)
you dont say? :evilb:

LOL !!! :cool-smiley-026::party-smiley-004:

spk1 05-27-2008 12:25 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2570590)
Life is good when Pappa "G" pays the bills isn't it? You Wanker

Looks like you have my life and finances figured out almost as well as engine building, keep up the good work,, You just made the top of my important callers list Di(k! :angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 05-27-2008 02:38 AM

Jeffman, it ain't cool to be no jive turkey this close to thanksgivin...................YEAH !!!!!!!

On Time 05-27-2008 09:14 AM

Hey Tom Good to see you Sat nite at Club 105. I hope Smooth ran good and the Crawfish boil was fun. We had 6 kids and wakeboarding/skiing/tubing all weekend but thanks for the invite!

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 10:18 AM

Hey bigAndy, is there any news? post inspections reveal anything or just not messed with it?

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2570907)
Hey bigAndy, is there any news? post inspections reveal anything or just not messed with it?

?????????????????????????

bigandy 05-27-2008 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2570907)
Hey bigAndy, is there any news? post inspections reveal anything or just not messed with it?

Superficial, no big deal. Days worth of running around buying parts and a day putting them on. Thanks for asking.

Everybody is alright and nothing happened to my taaaka and thats whats important. :)

bigandy 05-27-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2570944)
?????????????????????????

Stay in town for the holidays and you get to know whats up... you get no pics from the raft up, the swingers party or the crawfish boil either.........

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2570170)
I did drive by some memories this week though. Some of you might recognize the location.

that place has the best bloody mary's on earth... come with a pickled green bean instead of celery:p

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2570948)
Stay in town for the holidays and you get to know whats up... you get no pics from the raft up, the swingers party or the crawfish boil either.........

or the comet:party-smiley-004:

bigandy 05-27-2008 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2570953)
or the comet:party-smiley-004:

we dont talk about the comet outside of the comet club

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:00 AM

I gues when you only get to work 1 month a year, you might have to miss something every once in a while.

On Time 05-27-2008 11:02 AM

Hey Jeff we met your Game Warden but he let us go

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 11:02 AM

that guy sittin outside of papa's the other night in cuffs, i talked to trent yesterday evening, and he was still in jail, they found he had priors for drugs, so trent ordered a cavity search and said he needed a psyc exam, so the guy is still in jail today, and all he went for was p/i ....

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2570970)
Hey Jeff we met your Game Warden but he let us go

He called me and verified your story. I told him "no he doesn't drink anymore" and "Yes sir, I know he looks like he takes it in the can." :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2570971)
that guy sittin outside of papa's the other night in cuffs, i talked to trent yesterday evening, and he was still in jail, they found he had priors for drugs, so trent ordered a cavity search and said he needed a psyc exam, so the guy is still in jail today, and all he went for was p/i ....

What a di(k.

If they took Bigandy into custody and tried that stuff, it would take more than a day. :evilb:

BY U BOY 05-27-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2570950)
that place has the best bloody mary's on earth... come with a pickled green bean instead of celery:p

You should try them with pickled okra.:D

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2570983)
You should try them with pickled okra.:D

Hamburger slices :D

wstultz 05-27-2008 11:09 AM

Anybody want to build their own custom?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/684720526.html

And it's conveniently located right next to American Yacht Sales. If anyone makes a center console out of it I'll slap them!

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 11:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2570982)
What a di(k.

If they took Bigandy into custody and tried that stuff, it would take more than a day. :evilb:

well the guy was in cuffs cause he tried to walk his tab cause he didn't have any money ($100).... i told andy to go over to the rail and tell the guy .... "dude if you knew how many times i've walked a tab in this place......" but he wouldn't do it:evilb:

On Time 05-27-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2570978)
He called me and verified your story. I told him "no he doesn't drink anymore" and "Yes sir, I know he looks like he takes it in the can." :evilb:

I actually did take it in the can when I fell water skiing - it wasn't fun. The kids were fun. The 16 yr old bounced out of her top on a big bump yes she has big bumps too and that was fun.

wstultz 05-27-2008 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2570990)
well the guy was in cuffs cause he tried to walk his tab cause he didn't have any money ($100).... i told andy to go over to the rail and tell the guy .... "dude if you knew how many times i've walked a tab in this place......" but he wouldn't do it:evilb:

That guy fell down like eleventy times that night. He almost took Chad with him one time. The Papa's bouncers need to do a better job eliminating the hard ons from the bar. The tittie ratio was good, but it could be much better.

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2570994)
That guy fell down like eleventy times that night. He almost took Chad with him one time. The Papa's bouncers need to do a better job eliminating the hard ons from the bar. The tittie ratio was good, but it could be much better.

your still mad cuz your girl gave your drink to another man:angry-smiley-038::evilb::angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2570986)
Anybody want to build their own custom?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/684720526.html

And it's conveniently located right next to American Yacht Sales. If anyone makes a center console out of it I'll slap them!

Bigandy and I are buying it just to bring it to your house and put it in your yard. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

wstultz 05-27-2008 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2570998)
Bigandy and I are buying it just to bring it to your house and put it in your yard. :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Good. I'll put big andy's engines in it and run it around with no deck

wstultz 05-27-2008 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2570997)
your still mad cuz your girl gave your drink to another man:angry-smiley-038::evilb::angry-smiley-038:

Yup, that other man's name was Chad until he found out it was whiskey and not his sex on the beach that he had ordered.:D

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2571000)
Good. I'll put big andy's engines in it and run it around with no deck

That is actually a good idea.

Straight shaft and propellor through the bottom.

Bunch of lawn chairs for seating.

Cool idea.

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:20 AM

Sounds like this guy never finished his customers boats either.

Sound like anyone we know?

Does squatter do business in other areas under different name?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/696760042.html

wstultz 05-27-2008 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571004)
Sounds like this guy never finished his customers boats either.

Sound like anyone we know?

Does squatter do business in other areas under different name?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/696760042.html

I think the guy just got cut off. He meant to say GREGory performance!:evilb::D:evilb:

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571003)
That is actually a good idea.

Straight shaft and propellor through the bottom.

Bunch of lawn chairs for seating.

Cool idea.

theres allready one boat on the lake that can't get registered why get another one :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 05-27-2008 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2570986)
Anybody want to build their own custom?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/684720526.html

And it's conveniently located right next to American Yacht Sales. If anyone makes a center console out of it I'll slap them!

That thing has been sitting in the elements for years.It will probably fall apart if you try to move it. But it would be cool as hell to build a few boat from it.

wstultz 05-27-2008 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571010)
That thing has been sitting in the elements for years.It will probably fall apart if you try to move it. But it would be cool as hell to build a few boat from it.

nah, a little wax, she'll be good as new.:D

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571010)
That thing has been sitting in the elements for years.It will probably fall apart if you try to move it. But it would be cool as hell to build a few boat from it.

I want to put it on the roof of my boat dock.

I guarantee the neighbors would love it.

Trojan-man 05-27-2008 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571004)
Sounds like this guy never finished his customers boats either.

Sound like anyone we know?

Does squatter do business in other areas under different name?

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/696760042.html


I think squatter has one of these adds out there somewhere too. He is going by Robert Christopher this week, lol !!! Call his voice mail :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 05-27-2008 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571014)
I want to put it on the roof of my boat dock.

I guarantee the neighbors would love it.

We can cut it in half and make a bar for your back yard:cool-smiley-011:

BoatBIATCH 05-27-2008 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571014)
I want to put it on the roof of my boat dock.

I guarantee the neighbors would love it.

you should put it in the water at your house, with oars, a trolling motor, and like a 5hp outboard, make it look like one of those island fishing boats

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2571021)
you should put it in the water at your house, with oars, a trolling motor, and like a 5hp outboard, make it look like one of those island fishing boats

Conroe Island Taxi.

Paint it Yellow and haul people from the bar to the island.

Trojan-man 05-27-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2571002)
Yup, that other man's name was Chad until he found out it was whiskey and not his sex on the beach that he had ordered.:D

suck a fart out of my arse !! I was bringing it to you, then all the hos at the table decided to give me an order for 2 or these, 4 of those, and a box of naked lady tees.

:angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 05-27-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2571020)
We can cut it in half and make a bar for your back yard:cool-smiley-011:

Turn it upside down and put it in the air about 12' and make it a gazeebo.

BY U BOY 05-27-2008 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2571024)
Turn it upside down and put it in the air about 12' and make it a gazeebo.

phuck that, fill it with jello and height restricted strippers on friday nights:D:D:grinser010:


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