Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

Thanks for the great weekend. Now I know why you love Lake Conroe. We had a blast. You know how to throw out the welcome wagon and party, even though our poker hands sucked. Now you know the real reason we turned around going to Lake Charles. I even managed to keep all of my header bolts on the engines. It's always a good run when nothing breaks.

The Life Flight Helicopter landed at the marina because a guy dove off his boat by the island just south? of the hotel, and hit his head on the bottom and may have broken his neck.

It was good seeing you and your wife I am glad she had the chance to tell me to F.....Off for buying your boat at the Calcutta....Let her know I will sell it back to her if she wants...............

wstultz

07-14-2008 09:47 PM

This one has got to be a scam. If it isn't someone should grab it.

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...Sport-93021871

BY U BOY

07-14-2008 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2623439)

This one has got to be a scam. If it isn't someone should grab it.

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...Sport-93021871

That thing is clean...No way in hell they are selling it for 6k..

spk1	07-14-2008 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2622537)

Check this kid out that clibs into the claw game.

http://www.shooshtime.com/videos/279...or-A-Swim.html

If you loaded up this video,, and watched the entire claw thing,, with out wandering off, for lets say an hour or soo into the other videos along the side,, there is definently something wrong with you. :evilb:

tomtbone1993

07-14-2008 11:46 PM

Yesterday when I was loading the boat up some dude had a little fiberglass jet boat that looked like a Seadoo jetboat with a front end of a Ferrari look.....Had a deep rumble not a Ferrari rumble...anyone know what this thing is?? It was solid Yellow

Trojan-man

07-15-2008 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2623544)

If it were a little blue jetboat....we would know why you were asking :evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1	07-15-2008 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2623544)

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...&ct=image&cd=1

like that but yellow?

spk1	07-15-2008 01:44 AM

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...US223%26sa%3DN

boatman22

07-15-2008 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2623060)

boat man did you get my message?? i booked seat 10a next to Mrs Boatman for Mary Lu. Let me know this weekend if you come up what else we need to do...

Got it, the girls are all set......:ernaehrung004:

gerritm

07-15-2008 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2623373)

It was good seeing you and your wife I am glad she had the chance to tell me to F.....Off for buying your boat at the Calcutta....Let her know I will sell it back to her if she wants...............

She was feeling no pain at that point. Kind of strange to see her get all feisty like that. How much?

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2623544)

I heard and saw it go by a couple times. That is what I was asking about earlier.

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2623357)

did it look like your face when you had a 1/2 mile head start and we walked you down???:hitfan::hitfan:

Enjoy it, because that is the last time that will happen. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2623574)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...US223%26sa%3DN

THat was it. It was handling water that a boat that small should not have been handling.

tomtbone1993

07-15-2008 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2623574)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...US223%26sa%3DN

That's it

tomtbone1993

07-15-2008 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2623824)

Enjoy it, because that is the last time that will happen. :rolleyes:

I want to save this quote....

Rcolter

07-15-2008 10:31 AM

Gregory Performance Vs. TBone racing. Should be interesting. Who got money where? When will the battle of LC commence?

insanity342

07-15-2008 10:41 AM

Battle Time

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2623926)

Gregory Performance Vs. TBone racing. Should be interesting. Who got money where? When will the battle of LC commence?

SOUNDS LIKE A BATTLE IS BREWING :food-smiley-007::drink:

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2623926)

Gregory Performance Vs. TBone racing. Should be interesting. Who got money where? When will the battle of LC commence?

I am concentrating on getting the magnum 100% and ready to go in the next couple weeks.

Cat probably won't hit the water again until later this year. I want to give Tom plenty of time to get his excuses out of the way.

Rcolter

07-15-2008 11:24 AM

Excuses? Tom well what are they?

This is going to be good:evilb:

boatman22

07-15-2008 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2623926)

Gregory Performance Vs. TBone racing. Should be interesting. Who got money where? When will the battle of LC commence?

The battle of Lake Conroe has begun...taking all bets..who wants in...I'll do it Calcutta style:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2624065)

The battle of Lake Conroe has begun...taking all bets..who wants in...I'll do it Calcutta style:ernaehrung004:

I want odds since I am such a big underdog. :grinser010:

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2624019)

Excuses? Tom well what are they?

This is going to be good:evilb:

I think it is time for Rcolter to get a job again.

Rcolter

07-15-2008 12:00 PM

I think there was another thread like this on OSO. Pretty funny stuff. Let the games begin.

How much of the pot goes to charity? I know we can start a "Save a Squatter Foundation".:eek:

Rcolter

07-15-2008 12:01 PM

I got a job, however it requires me to work with a computer now.

Rcolter

07-15-2008 12:05 PM

Squatting is the act of occupying an abandoned or unoccupied space or building that the squatter does not own, PAY rent or otherwise have permission to use. Squatting is significantly more common in BOAT MECHANICS urban areas than rural areas, especially when urban decay occurs. According to author Robert Neuwirth, there may be as many as one billion squatters globally, or about one of every seven people.[1]

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 12:08 PM

There is not much left to salvage out of this one.

What a mess.

http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-25207-Cigarette-Top-Gun

Trojan-man

07-15-2008 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2624089)

There is not much left to salvage out of this one.

What a mess.

http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-25207-Cigarette-Top-Gun

That boat needs the wood chipper, and I need the 525s

BY U BOY

07-15-2008 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2624193)

That boat needs the wood chipper, and I need the 525s

That's Storm Debris from La. The one that went into the swamp at Tickfaw a few years ago and the engines were banging the rev limiter untill the over heated:eek:

wstultz

07-15-2008 02:20 PM

Jeff Wheat took some great shots of this weekend. He's only got about 60 posted so far of the running shots. He took over 600 on Saturday and he will be getting us a disk of all of them to put on the TOPPS website.

http://jefferywheatphoto.smugmug.com/

wstultz

07-15-2008 02:39 PM

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Good shot of T-Boner with a crazy woman in the back.

wstultz

07-15-2008 02:40 PM

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Boatman livin' it up.

wstultz

07-15-2008 02:44 PM

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some more of you biatches...and me.

T-Bone you better get that photoshop warmed up!:evilb:

wstultz

07-15-2008 02:48 PM

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Wespin, here's one for you.

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2624353)

some more of you biatches...and me.

T-Bone you better get that photoshop warmed up!:evilb:

Friggin rope. Can't beleive I forgot to take that thing off the boat.

wespin

07-15-2008 02:58 PM

Not bad, not bad at all. Had a great time.....
:ernaehrung004:

boatman22

07-15-2008 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2624070)

I want odds since I am such a big underdog. :grinser010:

Odds...your the one that challenged Tbone...no odds even up:ernaehrung004:

On Time

07-15-2008 03:48 PM

Nice pics - but some dude forgot to take the rope off the front of his boat. Ruins the side profile shot entirely.

wstultz

07-15-2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2624454)

Nice pics - but some dude forgot to take the rope off the front of his boat. Ruins the side profile shot entirely.

:D:D:D

jeff1000man

07-15-2008 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2624437)

Odds...your the one that challenged Tbone...no odds even up:ernaehrung004:

I am not the challenger, I was the one that was challenged. And I keep getting challenged. I never wanted to get into the pissing match until Tbone started running his mouth, and you guys jumped on the bandwagon.

I want odds. :cool:

boatman22

07-15-2008 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2623824)

Enjoy it, because that is the last time that will happen. :rolleyes:

Is this not a challenge statement?:rolleyes:

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