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jeff1000man 05-07-2008 09:25 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2550429)
Yea Thanks for the shallow water warning...

.

You wre to busy playing "Look at the guy with the big boat" :grinser010:

We tried to tell you.

jeff1000man 05-07-2008 09:25 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2003-...m170215761882&

Cool cruiser

On Time 05-07-2008 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2550454)
"Look at the guy with the big boat" :grinser010:


Well its a tough job...but somebody's gotta do it. We shoulda rafted though, I thought I saw a few girls!

Trojan-man 05-07-2008 12:04 PM

I bet tbone is setting a world record for sales now that his oso is down :p:p:p

jeff1000man 05-07-2008 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2550629)
I bet tbone is setting a world record for sales now that his oso is down :p:p:p

:evilb::evilb:

On Time 05-07-2008 12:30 PM

:Whatever:Just think - we can all catch up to his post count now!

wstultz 05-07-2008 01:34 PM

Ya. I only have ten billion to go before I catch up to him.

On Time 05-07-2008 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2550738)
Ya. I only have ten billion to go before I catch up to him.

Exactly!!!! He must be going thru withdrawals.

jeff1000man 05-07-2008 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2550781)
Exactly!!!! He must be going thru withdrawals.

From what I can tell, he is compensating by eating a lot. :evilb:

Pretty soon he will be caught up with Buy U Boy and myself.

BY U BOY 05-07-2008 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2550807)
From what I can tell, he is compensating by eating a lot. :evilb:

Pretty soon he will be caught up with Buy U Boy and myself.

I can't help it if i have big bones:D:D


jeff if we loose 50LBS each i bet our boats would break 70:)

wstultz 05-07-2008 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2550835)
I can't help it if i have big bones:D:D


jeff if we loose 50LBS each i bet our boats would break 70:)

Probably not!:evilb:

jeff1000man 05-07-2008 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2550835)
I can't help it if i have big bones:D:D


jeff if we loose 50LBS each i bet our boats would break 70:)

I have all ready broken that. I have my sights fixed much higher.

Wade, are we getting tables and chairs for the party next weekend?

You know how it is around my house. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 05-07-2008 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2550862)
I have all ready broken that. I have my sights fixed much higher.

Wade, are we getting tables and chairs for the party next weekend?

You know how it is around my house. :party-smiley-004:

I am checking into that. If we go too crazy on food and extras we might have to charge for the event......but you shouldn't charge for a fun run. I don't know, maybe we can eat the cost. What size tent do you want? 20*20 or 20*40? I'll have a better idea when everyone RSVP's on the e-vite that Megan sent out.

On Time 05-07-2008 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2550864)
I am checking into that. If we go too crazy on food and extras we might have to charge for the event......but you shouldn't charge for a fun run. I don't know, maybe we can eat the cost. What size tent do you want? 20*20 or 20*40? I'll have a better idea when everyone RSVP's on the e-vite that Megan sent out.

where when and what time and is it clothing optional

txlefty 05-07-2008 03:20 PM

I just bailed "CrapShoot" out of jail! She's very happy to see sunlight! Hopefuly have her back in the water tomorrow! :party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 05-07-2008 03:23 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2550857)
Probably not!:evilb:

Well condidering i hit 70.8 MPH sat morning at only 4500 RPM's I think i will be looking at 75+ after I turn the timming up and get a diff prop:D

BY U BOY 05-07-2008 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2550864)
I am checking into that. If we go too crazy on food and extras we might have to charge for the event......but you shouldn't charge for a fun run. I don't know, maybe we can eat the cost. What size tent do you want? 20*20 or 20*40? I'll have a better idea when everyone RSVP's on the e-vite that Megan sent out.


What fun run are you guys talking about and i hope my e vite got lost in the WWW:D

BoatBIATCH 05-07-2008 03:29 PM

is this a topps event your talking about Jeff

MZEZ 05-07-2008 03:37 PM

Did ya all recover from the weekend? Didn't see much of anyone after friday nite! Maybe some of you fell into the pool at South Shore!

kfp

wstultz 05-07-2008 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by MZEZ (Post 2550893)
Did ya all recover from the weekend? Didn't see much of anyone after friday nite! Maybe some of you fell into the pool at South Shore!

kfp


I'm almost recovered. My after a few beers this weekend it will make me feel better.:D

BY U BOY 05-07-2008 04:13 PM

Jeff Takes It In The Can:)

TopSpin80 05-07-2008 06:51 PM

I bought a GPS speedometer and am installing it on Friday, my stepdad is sick, but maybe he'll be better by the weekend. We are looking for a place around here to buy pirelli flooring, does anyone know where, or do we have to order it? We really need indicators, the boat porpuses badly in calm water, but acts really good in a slight chop.

What do you guys set your tabs and drives at in the calm (Lake)? And more importantly what should they be set at? running hard the boat is fine, it only porpuses at cruising speeds and rpms (3000-4000)

jeff1000man 05-07-2008 07:45 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2550889)
is this a topps event your talking about Jeff

Yeah it is.

The one I have on Labor Day is an open invitation, but the buy in is much steeper. We buy in at $200 a hand.

Last year the winning hand was pretty big.

bigandy 05-07-2008 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2550889)
is this a topps event your talking about Jeff

Who the hell is boatbiatch and what homo has been running his mouth about the secret society to impress chicks (mushmouth?)...

Sweetie the BS doesnt slow down here even if you get sand in your vagina so do yourself a favor and stick to taking nude pics and start posting that gaping hatchet wound in the uncensored section so you dont get your feelings hurt in here...

Warmest regards,
Bigandy

wstultz 05-07-2008 08:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2551178)
Who the hell is boatbiatch and what homo has been running his mouth about the secret society to impress chicks (mushmouth?)...

Sweetie the BS doesnt slow down here even if you get sand in your vagina so do yourself a favor and stick to taking nude pics and start posting that gaping hatchet wound in the uncensored section so you dont get your feelings hurt in here...

Warmest regards,
Bigandy

Holy $hit!!!!! No wonder nobody else posts in here. BLAM!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

wstultz 05-07-2008 08:40 PM

Boatbiatch, It is a TOPPS event so only TOPPS members and their guests are allowed. If you know any TOPPS members maybe you can sweet talk one for a ride. Make sure they are CURRENT members because non currents will not be able to participate in this one unless they get all of their crap turned in......you know who you are!




<------That's right, I can see you!

BoatBIATCH 05-07-2008 09:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2551178)
Who the hell is boatbiatch and what homo has been running his mouth about the secret society to impress chicks (mushmouth?)...

Sweetie the BS doesnt slow down here even if you get sand in your vagina so do yourself a favor and stick to taking nude pics and start posting that gaping hatchet wound in the uncensored section so you dont get your feelings hurt in here...

Warmest regards,
Bigandy

I really did not expect you to be one of the first to respond to my post Andy especially not tonight, figured it being a school night and before 9:00 you would be trying to hustle 16yr olds and get things lined up for summer. HOWEVER!!!! for an explanation of the name.... since there is no boat listed as being owned, that makes me a "boatbiatch" to whoever I am riding with, and there is a pretty good chance you'll see me at the fun run with someone

tomtbone1993 05-07-2008 09:55 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551310)
I really did not expect you to be one of the first to respond to my post Andy especially not tonight, figured it being a school night and before 9:00 you would be trying to hustle 16yr olds and get things lined up for summer. HOWEVER!!!! for an explanation of the name.... since there is no boat listed as being owned, that makes me a "boatbiatch" to whoever I am riding with, and there is a pretty good chance you'll see me at the fun run with someone

whats up Thomas?:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 05-07-2008 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2550738)
Ya. I only have ten billion to go before I catch up to him.




Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2550657)
:Whatever:Just think - we can all catch up to his post count now!

never happen.......:evilb:

tomtbone1993 05-07-2008 09:58 PM

had to do it.....http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=186125

BoatBIATCH 05-07-2008 09:58 PM

smart man

tomtbone1993 05-07-2008 09:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2550629)
I bet tbone is setting a world record for sales now that his oso is down :p:p:p

it does make the day longer.....:(

tomtbone1993 05-07-2008 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551336)
smart man

Occupation:
Airworthiness Inspector


That gave it away.....I would have thought Andy would have checked that out before he posted. Although after reading your response before I figured out who it was, funny....:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:


welcome

tomtbone1993 05-07-2008 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551310)
I really did not expect you to be one of the first to respond to my post Andy especially not tonight, figured it being a school night and before 9:00 you would be trying to hustle 16yr olds and get things lined up for summer. HOWEVER!!!! for an explanation of the name.... since there is no boat listed as being owned, that makes me a "boatbiatch" to whoever I am riding with, and there is a pretty good chance you'll see me at the fun run with someone

second post and its a BIP:cool-smiley-011:

BoatBIATCH 05-07-2008 10:05 PM

seems like it might be a good place to come while at work, should nobody mind me peering into your secret society.... laughed my ass off reading it at work today:D:D

tomtbone1993 05-07-2008 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551350)
seems like it might be a good place to come while at work, should nobody mind me peering into your secret society.... laughed my ass off reading it at work today:D:D

bring it on........its all good:cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 05-07-2008 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551310)
I really did not expect you to be one of the first to respond to my post Andy especially not tonight, figured it being a school night and before 9:00 you would be trying to hustle 16yr olds and get things lined up for summer. HOWEVER!!!! for an explanation of the name.... since there is no boat listed as being owned, that makes me a "boatbiatch" to whoever I am riding with, and there is a pretty good chance you'll see me at the fun run with someone

I wish, whats up catfish :) Glad to see some new faces. I did my best to welcome you warmly, i must have put the commas in the wrong place for it to have been taken out of context!!

I would like to warn you this site seems to have a direct correlation with poorness, inability to spell, and loss of jobs :) It is quite addictive, much like crack but with a keyboard instead of a pipe!!!

BS on biatchs.....

bigandy 05-07-2008 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2551350)
seems like it might be a good place to come while at work, should nobody mind me peering into your secret society.... laughed my ass off reading it at work today:D:D

You realize to be in the "oars and gas cans society" you have to read the BS thread from post one and write a book report on all 19500 posts...

Trojan-man 05-08-2008 12:48 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2551393)
You realize to be in the "oars and gas cans society" you have to read the BS thread from post one and write a book report on all 19500 posts...

"Oars and gas cans society " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol :evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 05-08-2008 01:00 AM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2551053)
I bought a GPS speedometer and am installing it on Friday, my stepdad is sick, but maybe he'll be better by the weekend. We are looking for a place around here to buy pirelli flooring, does anyone know where, or do we have to order it? We really need indicators, the boat porpuses badly in calm water, but acts really good in a slight chop.

What do you guys set your tabs and drives at in the calm (Lake)? And more importantly what should they be set at? running hard the boat is fine, it only porpuses at cruising speeds and rpms (3000-4000)

what type is the boat ?? Most of the time if the boat is purposing you have the drives to far out for the speed, when you run the boat hard the trim is set correctly for the speed.

Thats just my opinion, jeffman will correct me with eleventy explanations of the congruency of the x factor combined with the hook of the hull to determine the V factor =highest speed


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