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joew. 10-10-2008 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2712133)
Anybody flying to Miami/Lauderdale and driving to Key West?

I bet people do that all the time...Is something going on:rolleyes:

wstultz 10-10-2008 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2712138)
I bet people do that all the time...Is something going on:rolleyes:

Smart-a$$ed kids!

Rcolter 10-10-2008 12:09 PM

Phuck Wade You Sound Like A Puzzy Whipped Liil School Boy> Get A Sack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wstultz 10-10-2008 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2712168)
Phuck Wade You Sound Like A Puzzy Whipped Liil School Boy> Get A Sack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My sack scrapes the ground when I walk.

wstultz 10-10-2008 12:11 PM

Hoping to get the boat running for the weekend. Anyone else going to be out cruising around???

joew. 10-10-2008 01:05 PM

people still use their boats???

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 01:14 PM

****ing market :angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 10-10-2008 01:32 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2712099)
I s Andy bringing his lady after all the chit he said????

i will be there two weeks, my old lady is riding down with me the week before so i dont have to pick up hitch hikers to get road head, she will be gone before the boys get there!!!!

Getting head in every state will be much easier on this trip than it was when i took her to California... i thought i was gonna have to have SPF mashed potatoes fed ex me some lil blue pills by the time we got to new mexico!!!

Wade: how did you get head in Nevada, we were in the room with you the whole time????

Andy: (shlt eating grin)

Wade: OHHHHHHHH!?!? :drink:

Trojan-man 10-10-2008 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2712277)
i will be there two weeks, my old lady is riding down with me the week before so i dont have to pick up hitch hikers to get road head, she will be gone before the boys get there!!!!

Getting head in every state will be much easier on this trip than it was when i took her to California... i thought i was gonna have to have SPF mashed potatoes fed ex me some lil blue pills by the time we got to new mexico!!!

Wade: how did you get head in Nevada, we were in the room with you the whole time????

Andy: (shlt eating grin)

Wade: OHHHHHHHH!?!? :drink:


So you guys gave each other head in the room ?????? :drool::drool:

And you eat pieces of chit for breakfast ?? :drink:

wstultz 10-10-2008 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2712320)
So you guys gave each other head in the room ?????? :drool::drool:

And you eat piece of chit for breakfast ?? :drink:

If he did he must have drugged me first.:party-smiley-004:

You sit down to pee!

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2712320)
So you guys gave each other head in the room ?????? :drool::drool:

And you eat piece of chit for breakfast ?? :drink:

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No. But it is pure and I like the way it tastes.

Patches O' Houlahan

Trojan-man 10-10-2008 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2712174)
Hoping to get the boat running for the weekend. Anyone else going to be out cruising around???

The villain will be villainating the lake :boat:

wstultz 10-10-2008 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2712327)
The villain will be villainating the lake :boat:

And I will probably towinating the villianator back to the dock.:violent040:

Rcolter 10-10-2008 03:09 PM

OUCH!! Chad I really think you struck a nerve letting Megans Wedding Plans for Wade out the bag. Look at it on the bright side at least we get to have a bachelor party!!!:evilb:

wstultz 10-10-2008 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2712372)
OUCH!! Chad I really think you struck a nerve letting Megans Wedding Plans for Wade out the bag. Look at it on the bright side at least we get to have a bachelor party!!!:evilb:

You gonna be around this weekend cornbread? Why don't you dust off the old Faja and get her wet.

Rcolter 10-10-2008 03:45 PM

Yeah I was thinking about doing that. Do you have those trim cylinders at your house?

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 03:58 PM

I'm tired, frustated, and taking off half a day on Sunday, I am either taking out one of mine or riding with one of you biatches. :ernaehrung004::drink:

wstultz 10-10-2008 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2712405)
Yeah I was thinking about doing that. Do you have those trim cylinders at your house?

I don't know. It's probably piled on the side with all of Chad's other crap.

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2712429)
I don't know. It's probably piled on the side with all of Chad's other crap.

Just use the one's off the bannanna. They won't be missed.

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 04:40 PM

Anybody got a 28P Bravo? RH prefered. That i can try this sunday?

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 06:26 PM

Looks like SPK1 is going to have to recruit some more employees for the housecleaning, boat driving, cleaning, maintenance,a dn landscaping staff.


San Juan, Puerto Rico – U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents and U.S. Coast Guard personnel discovered 157 Dominicans aboard a small overloaded boat Tuesday afternoon. Eleven of the migrants were turned over to CBP Border Patrol agents for attempting to enter illegally into the United States or a U.S. Territory on multiple occasions. The U.S. Attorney's Office in Puerto Rico accepted to prosecute their cases. The rest were returned to the Dominican Republic.







The crew of a U.S. Customs and Border Protection surveillance aircraft detected and tracked a 40-foot to 45-foot long “yola-”type vessel early Tuesday afternoon while patrolling the northwestern waters of Puerto Rico, approximately 23 nautical miles north of the coastal town of Quebradilla. Two Coast Guard cutters were deployed to the scene. Helicopters from CBP and USCG were dispatched to provide rescue support at the scene.


At around 3 p.m. the Coast Guard cutters and marine units from CBP and the Puerto Rico Police Department interdicted the migrant vessel which held 120 men and 37 women. After USCG conducted biometric checks on each migrant they rendezvoused with U.S. Border Patrol and Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and brought them on board the cutter Tuesday night to conduct migrant interviews and background checks on their biographic information.


The crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Key Largo turned over custody of the 41 detained Dominican migrants to Border Patrol agents, and then proceeded to the Dominican Republic to repatriate the remaining 146 migrants.


This case demonstrates the successful work of DHS’s US‑VISIT program and the Coast Guard to collect and match illegal migrants’ biometrics in real time at sea. The Coast Guard’s use of US‑VISIT’s biometric identification services is helping target human smugglers and protect migrants put at risk attempting to enter the United States illegally from the sea.




This operation was part of the larger Caribbean Border Interagency Group, the result of a March 2006 collaboration of local Homeland Security components that effectively stemmed the increased flow of traffic across the Mona Passage between the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico.




In July 2006, CBIG was formally created to unify efforts of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection's Office of Air & Marine, Office of Field Operations, and Office of Border Patrol along with the U.S. Coast Guard, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the United States Attorney's Office, District of Puerto Rico, and Puerto Rico Police Joint Forces of Rapid Action in their common goal of securing Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands against illegal maritime traffic and gaining control of our nation's Caribbean borders.




In the last 15 days a combined federal/local initiative has interdicted 317 migrants transiting through the Mona Passage and has brought 73 others ashore for prosecution.

Trojan-man 10-10-2008 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2712405)
Yeah I was thinking about doing that. Do you have those trim cylinders at your house?

yes they are at wades in a box on top of all my crap agains the right hand wall.

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2712549)
yes they are at wades in a box on top of all my crap agains the right hand wall.

They were. I sold them on ebay 2 days ago. :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 08:59 PM

This is cool. Not cool on a friday night, but since I am working it is cool.

You guys look at this monday when you are bored at work.

Not worth a look on the weekend.

http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/usmap.htm

tomtbone1993 10-10-2008 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2712174)
Hoping to get the boat running for the weekend. Anyone else going to be out cruising around???

Kelly & I should be out on Sunday

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 10:45 PM

Is premium still priced the same as super on the water?

If so, then it is 2.99 at valero. Regular is 2.87.

Good stuff.

jeff1000man 10-10-2008 11:43 PM

38' open bow is awesome

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26241-en.html

wstultz 10-11-2008 12:27 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2712717)
Is premium still priced the same as super on the water?

If so, then it is 2.99 at valero. Regular is 2.87.

Good stuff.

Good cause the little Sut is bone dry after the hurricane. It was robbed to the last drop of fuel.

jeff1000man 10-11-2008 09:02 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2712738)
Good cause the little Sut is bone dry after the hurricane. It was robbed to the last drop of fuel.

That's fine. I'll get the plastic can out of the jon boat. It will run all day on that. :ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-11-2008 10:07 PM

Well Voyage Number 3 is under my belt, 5 hrs straight running, and not even a hicup,, It gets alittle hairy running off the beach,, you can really feel the wind gusts in the cat. :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 10-11-2008 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2713152)
Well Voyage Number 3 is under my belt, 5 hrs straight running, and not even a hicup,, It gets alittle hairy running off the beach,, you can really feel the wind gusts in the cat. :ernaehrung004:

Nice! We farted around on the lake today. Chad followed me around and Villianated the lake and we went absolutely no where, but it was fun anyways. we need to get some peeps together and go out tomorrow. I can fit three on mine or six ladies.:D

Trojan-man 10-11-2008 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2713154)
Nice! We farted around on the lake today. Chad followed me around and Villianated the lake and we went absolutely no where, but it was fun anyways. we need to get some peeps together and go out tomorrow. I can fit three on mine or six ladies.:D

The Villain means business !! If you like getting the snot beat out of you and some organ rearrangements, then there is room on my boat :drink:

oh and spick1, the water coming out of the dash is not from the compass, but the pito tube for the speedo, lol. I noticed today that the faster I went the more water came out of the dash....hhhmmmmm... lol :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-11-2008 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2713158)
The Villain means business !! If you like getting the snot beat out of you and some organ rearrangements, then there is room on my boat :drink:

oh and spick1, the water coming out of the dash is not from the compass, but the pito tube for the speedo, lol. I noticed today that the faster I went the more water came out of the dash....hhhmmmmm... lol :party-smiley-004:

That happened to me on the scarab. It also means that the speedo is reading to fast. You are going slower than it says wen it is doing that.

:hitfan:

spk1 10-11-2008 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2713158)
The Villain means business !! If you like getting the snot beat out of you and some organ rearrangements, then there is room on my boat :drink:

oh and spick1, the water coming out of the dash is not from the compass, but the pito tube for the speedo, lol. I noticed today that the faster I went the more water came out of the dash....hhhmmmmm... lol :party-smiley-004:

LOL,, thats priceless, We need to add a squirting pito tube as an option on some other boats,, :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 10-11-2008 10:41 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...=p4506.c0.m245

Heres a beat down beater,, that is fairly clean, when it hits 5k buy it now, its all mine, lol

spk1 10-11-2008 10:43 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...=p4506.c0.m245

Clean old fountain.

spk1 10-11-2008 10:45 PM

Reasonable.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...=p4506.c0.m245

tomtbone1993 10-11-2008 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2713166)

I saw that rig today on ebay when I was looking for this....check out the current high bidder:cool:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=170269181973

That old Fountain is clean and has a cool name:cool:

jeff1000man 10-11-2008 11:51 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2713167)

Joew has a hard on for that boat. All I hear is go buy that one, go buy that one.

boatman22 10-12-2008 05:45 AM

1 year ago today we were blowing up motors and doing Jagger shots on the way to a great bachelor party at le berge du lac:ernaehrung004:


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