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joew. 07-29-2008 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2638865)
Di(k. You go out on a hatteras one time and now you are to good to hang with us.

:rolleyes:

Yeah that is it... It was pretty awesome cruising around telling all of Ft. Lauderdale how much Roper takes it in the can on the really loud hailer:evilb:

jeff1000man 07-29-2008 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2638870)
Yeah that is it... It was pretty awesome cruising around telling all of Ft. Lauderdale how much Roper takes it in the can on the really loud hailer:evilb:

He has been there before, so you weren't telling them anything they didn't all ready know. :eek::evilb::party-smiley-004:

bigandy 07-29-2008 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2638822)

awesome... i could have bought that boat in 1998 for $50k, i decided it would be more fun to burn $5k in the fireplace and smash my dick with a hammer, boy am i glad i did!!!

boatman22 07-29-2008 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2638390)
5.8 magnitude earthquake hits southern california at 11:45 local time.

12 aftershocks ranged up to 3.8.

That is HUGE.

Yes it was a fun time....at least I can run from a hurricane:angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 07-29-2008 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2638686)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0Veqz8W98iA

the funniest thing I have seen all week...."club 105 theme"

great find:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 07-29-2008 10:11 PM

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Can't beleive you guys didn't recognize this boat.

bigandy 07-29-2008 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2639003)
great find:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

when are we all going to see that movie???

wstultz 07-29-2008 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2639039)
Can't beleive you guys didn't recognize this boat.

I know Scary Mary's dump a$$ when I see it. Even if it is hidden in a new Matrix/techno paint scheme.

bigandy 07-29-2008 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2639039)
Can't beleive you guys didn't recognize this boat.


it wasnt getting towed in how would we know it used to belong to you.... i assume that it is "scary" without the 80's don johnson approved paint job?

jeff1000man 07-29-2008 10:19 PM

I forgot to tell you guys that I have the 22000th post.

:circle::party-smiley-048::boat::ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 07-29-2008 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2639050)
it wasnt getting towed in how would we know it used to belong to you.... i assume that it is "scary" without the 80's don johnson approved paint job?

For the record, neither Scary Mary or any of my other boats have been towed in.

I leave those privledges to the rest of you guys.

Thanks anyway for the effort.

tomtbone1993 07-29-2008 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2639039)
Can't beleive you guys didn't recognize this boat.

I am sure the Black won't be hot in the summer time, does look good:cool:

tomtbone1993 07-29-2008 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2639044)
when are we all going to see that movie???

after Destin:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 07-30-2008 12:48 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2639047)
I know Scary Mary's dump a$$ when I see it. Even if it is hidden in a new Matrix/techno paint scheme.

"Hey JP, how much do boats cost in the Matrix ??? "

"I am a robot"

"I have a robot vagina"

:D:D:D

jeff1000man 07-30-2008 06:36 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2639068)
I am sure the Black won't be hot in the summer time, does look good:cool:

I kind of wondered what it would look like against that TEAL interior. :eek:

jeff1000man 07-30-2008 06:37 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2639131)
"Hey JP, how much do boats cost in the Matrix ??? "

"I am a robot"

"I have a robot vagina"

:D:D:D

That is actually pretty funny. You must have consulted Spk1 for that tidbit of info. :cool:

Trojan-man 07-30-2008 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2639200)
That is actually pretty funny. You must have consulted Spk1 for that tidbit of info. :cool:

Nah, I watched Grandma's Boy the other day :food-smiley-007:

BY U BOY 07-30-2008 10:35 AM

THIS BEING STUCK IN THE OFFICE CHIT SUCKS:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 07-30-2008 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2639514)
THIS BEING STUCK IN THE OFFICE CHIT SUCKS:angry-smiley-038:


I logged 10 hours sitting in my truck seat in a parking lot doing nothing, and I am working on the same again today. Nothing sucks worse than that.

BY U BOY 07-30-2008 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2639548)
I logged 10 hours sitting in my truck seat in a parking lot doing nothing, and I am working on the same again today. Nothing sucks worse than that.

That does suck. You need to find a strip club with WIFI:drink:

jeff1000man 07-30-2008 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2639552)
That does suck. You need to find a strip club with WIFI:drink:

I have to stay at this car lot, but the RV has WIFI.

Oh well, at least there is OSO

BY U BOY 07-30-2008 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2639590)
I have to stay at this car lot, but the RV has WIFI.

Oh well, at least there is OSO

Bring the strippers to you and call it a business expense:eek::ernaehrung004:

BoatBIATCH 07-30-2008 04:07 PM

cant believe its hump day and none of you monkeys have anything to say.... figured at least lefty would since he's off on thur fri

wstultz 07-30-2008 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2639956)
cant believe its hump day and none of you monkeys have anything to say.... figured at least lefty would since he's off on thur fri

I'm trying to get the hell out of here so I can gear up for my 30 hour road trip.:( Oh well at least I finally got that damn Flathead delivered so now the only engine left in the barn is Chad's.

jeff1000man 07-30-2008 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2639956)
cant believe its hump day and none of you monkeys have anything to say.... figured at least lefty would since he's off on thur fri

I am bored out of my mind. how about that?

tomtbone1993 07-30-2008 04:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2639967)
I am bored out of my mind. how about that?

I am busy working on a 5 car day:cool:

wstultz 07-30-2008 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2639972)
I am busy working on a 5 car day:cool:

Congrats. Now get the hell off of here and make it 6!:drink:

jeff1000man 07-30-2008 04:25 PM

:drink:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2639972)
I am busy working on a 5 car day:cool:

That should make a check.:ernaehrung004::drink:

BoatBIATCH 07-30-2008 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2639972)
I am busy working on a 5 car day:cool:

thats a smokin day at a Kia dealership, don't know what they call it where your at, might i suggest you buy a lottary ticket tonight "cash option"

heres something pretty interesting, needs a little updating in the cabin, but looks pretty cool overall, and not to pricey
http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/5266

txlefty 07-30-2008 05:52 PM

What up FOOLS! Good job Joe an the dis-miss! Just passed my Insurance exam! So it looks like I've got two commission only jobs! WOO-HOO! So if any of you needs some coverage let me know! I can do health and life.....:nhl_fight:


Anyone else need a damn beer????:drink:

wstultz 07-30-2008 05:58 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2639999)
thats a smokin day at a Kia dealership, don't know what they call it where your at, might i suggest you buy a lottary ticket tonight "cash option"

heres something pretty interesting, needs a little updating in the cabin, but looks pretty cool overall, and not to pricey
http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/5266

That's Ratman's old mistress. Cool boat and probably one of the most customized mistresses out there. At one time he had all of the pipe coming out the top of the engine hatch and running to the transom.

jeff1000man 07-30-2008 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2639999)
thats a smokin day at a Kia dealership, don't know what they call it where your at, might i suggest you buy a lottary ticket tonight "cash option"

heres something pretty interesting, needs a little updating in the cabin, but looks pretty cool overall, and not to pricey
http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/5266

I'd love to add that boat to the collection. Old school cabin is cool. Needs bigger engines and it would be awesome.

tomtbone1993 07-30-2008 09:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2640153)
I'd love to add that boat to the collection. Old school cabin is cool. Needs bigger engines and it would be awesome.

He was building big power for it at one time, then he sold the mills to Boatman22

tomtbone1993 07-30-2008 09:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJBFZ...eature=related

BY U BOY 07-30-2008 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2640356)

Bill Dance has some of the funniest chit happen to him:drink:

spk1 07-30-2008 10:28 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2638855)

Yea,, looks like somebodys wishin they didnt tell me to go Fu(k myself when I made one heck of a generous offer awhile back. :Whatever:

spk1 07-30-2008 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2639131)
"Hey JP, how much do boats cost in the Matrix ??? "

"I am a robot"

"I have a robot vagina"

:D:D:D

Veryy niceee,, :evilb:

wstultz 07-30-2008 10:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2640385)
Yea,, looks like somebodys wishin they didnt tell me to go Fu(k myself when I made one heck of a generous offer awhile back. :Whatever:

Let's see the new one chief!!!!!

:worthless_without_p

wstultz 07-30-2008 10:43 PM

Hey Spk1, how close is Cape Coral to you???

spk1 07-30-2008 10:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2640391)
Let's see the new one chief!!!!!

:worthless_without_p

I lost the cord that hooks the camera to the computer,, Im looking as we speak,, but she does look great,, wide a a mutha , I knocked a few bikers off the bike path on my way end, :evilb: j/k but yea its not like towing a V, good thing the new trailers a Myco. :cool:


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