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bigandy 10-29-2008 11:06 AM

vultures

bigandy 10-29-2008 11:06 AM

lurkin arond tryin to get 24k, but i got 23k so suck on that

wstultz 10-29-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2727474)
lurkin arond tryin to get 24k, but i got 23k so suck on that

Don't get butt hurt!

bigandy 10-29-2008 11:09 AM

i cant help it, i ate cinco yesterday and today it hurts

wstultz 10-29-2008 11:13 AM

Cornhole of fire huh?

bigandy 10-29-2008 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2727484)
Cornhole of fire huh?

tortilla soup ingredients: chicken, onions, mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese, totilla chips, avacado?? and water!!!! Apparently a terroist recipe for bomb making aswell!!! My cheap ass wont turn on heat so i dutch ovened my self all last night and yakazoonaed myself all morning sittin in the office!!! But we love our own brand dont we :)

Trojan-man 10-29-2008 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2727488)
tortilla soup ingredients: chicken, onions, mushrooms, jalapenos, cheese, totilla chips, avacado?? and water!!!! Apparently a terroist recipe for bomb making aswell!!! My cheap ass wont turn on heat so i dutch ovened my self all last night and yakazoonaed myself all morning sittin in the office!!! But we love our own brand dont we :)

you need jesus......and how does one yakazoono oneself ??? :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2727499)
you need jesus......and how does one yakazoono oneself ??? :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Talk amongst yowrselves on dat one.

Not sure I want to know. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 11:43 AM

I just received this email from a friend and prominent local business owner. I can't say who, But it is a great plan. Forward to all business owners you know, so they can post it on the wall of the lunch room.


Dear Fellow Business Owners, Managers and Friends:

As a Business owner who employs 20 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will probably be our next President, and that my Taxes and Fees will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases I figure that my customers will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 10%. I will also have to lay off a few of my employees.

This really bothered me as I believe we are family here, and didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot yesterday and found 4 Obama bumper stickers on my employee’s cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know.

I am sending this letter to all Business men and women that I know.

Sincerely,

bigandy 10-29-2008 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2727499)
you need jesus......and how does one yakazoono oneself ??? :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Marilyn manson style, three ribs taken out!!!!

I like the obama idea, cant believe it is gonna go that way, been a senator two years???? i like the gun sales threw the roof story, national news, gun dealers are three times busier because customers think obama's gonna get the white house and they arent gonna be able to buy any more guns... crazy. anyone want to go to dallas with me, i just bought an Ar-15 and i am gonna go pick it up? GET SUM!!! GET SUM!!!!

bigandy 10-29-2008 12:02 PM

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watch out for this!!!

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2727524)
Marilyn manson style, three ribs taken out!!!!

I like the obama idea, cant believe it is gonna go that way, been a senator two years???? i like the gun sales threw the roof story, national news, gun dealers are three times busier because customers think obama's gonna get the white house and they arent gonna be able to buy any more guns... crazy. anyone want to go to dallas with me, i just bought an Ar-15 and i am gonna go pick it up? GET SUM!!! GET SUM!!!!

Oh Man, I forgot about that.

Going to Carters Country tomorrow. Any one wanna come with.

wstultz 10-29-2008 01:32 PM

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Here ya go Andy, I'm thinking this would look good on the side of YOHO..........if you ever get that far.:evilb:

bigandy 10-29-2008 02:14 PM

tha is it exactly, nothing but flammmes and skulls!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome, i assume they painted that, it is not vinyl is it???

bigandy 10-29-2008 02:15 PM

http://www.coastalgun.com/hear.htm

and i am buying some of these for my toys!!!

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2727655)
tha is it exactly, nothing but flammmes and skulls!!!!!!!!!!!!!! awesome, i assume they painted that, it is not vinyl is it???


It's vinyl. I saw that thread all ready.

tomtbone1993 10-29-2008 03:21 PM

3:20 and put 4 on the curb and about 26K on the books....later girls....BTW Smokey I got the 06 GT Mustang

Rcolter 10-29-2008 03:23 PM

Roo you have to apply for a type 3 license first and be approved. Same thing as having a fully auto gun I believe. Sportmans Ammo in Conroe will and can get you hooked up. I almost bought a barrel for my 22 there.

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2727714)
3:20 and put 4 on the curb and about 26K on the books....later girls....BTW Smokey I got the 06 GT Mustang

6500 a day isn't bad every once in a while. :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 10-29-2008 03:54 PM

It was paint check out Post # 24...http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=197603&page=2

wstultz 10-29-2008 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2727709)
It's vinyl. I saw that thread all ready.

My bad, Jeffman has spoken...


and it's paint.:evilb:

bigandy 10-29-2008 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2727716)
Roo you have to apply for a type 3 license first and be approved. Same thing as having a fully auto gun I believe. Sportmans Ammo in Conroe will and can get you hooked up. I almost bought a barrel for my 22 there.

nice ya i have a 10/22 i wanted to get a barrel for, i like the little pistol too...

btw, gas in 1960 $$$$$$$$$$ 1.99 HOOOORAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! excursion in septmenber $156 to fill up, october $77.00!!!

Rcolter 10-29-2008 04:15 PM

Cracka give me a call next time you down this way. We can get some grub. New office is right at 1960 and 290.

joew. 10-29-2008 04:43 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/36-Wa...QQcmdZViewItem

cheap!

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 05:56 PM

When are we going back to outback. I need a steak.

:wuerg019:

Trojan-man 10-29-2008 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2727817)
When are we going back to outback. I need a steak.

:wuerg019:

we are picking up spick1s salty toon in a bit :food-smiley-007:

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2727819)
we are picking up spick1s salty toon in a bit :food-smiley-007:

Spk1 said we are going to roadhouse before the picking up of the salty toon. Go put your shiny jeans on.

bigandy 10-29-2008 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2727768)

you just want one of us to get it so you can ride biznatch and still hold A steering wheel!!! nice for $65k!!

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 06:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2727839)
you just want one of us to get it so you can ride biznatch and still hold A steering wheel!!! nice for $65k!!

It has inflateable auto pilot on the passenger side.

wstultz 10-29-2008 09:35 PM

Here ya go Andy...http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=198091

jeff1000man 10-29-2008 11:00 PM

Wade you missed tearing the first engine apart in the new man world Mecca at club 105.

For those of you that were wondering. There was a broken piston in the #3 hole of the starboard engine on the cat. No telling how long it has been that way. That is why it has been eating oil. Still havn't found the source of the water. I am hoping not a cracked block, but maybe a busted head.

Who knows? All I know is that those blowers are very very heavy.

Hey smells, My blowers are bigger than your whole engine.

tomtbone1993 10-29-2008 11:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728039)

For those of you that were wondering. There was a broken piston in the #3 hole of the starboard engine on the cat. .

Thanks for the heads up....Its been hard for me to sleep lately wondering what was wrong...:evilb::evilb::evilb:


BTW the new shop is Phat:ernaehrung004::cool:

bigandy 10-30-2008 12:43 AM

http://boomp3.com/listen/c1hbq1ljl_8/stern-2008-10-01cf

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpag...d=2><P><HR></P

get out and vote or these people decide your future!!!

bigandy 10-30-2008 02:31 AM

wade, you had all the parts to put this together

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlov...5&Video_ID=471[/youtube]

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 09:14 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728080)
wade, you had all the parts to put this together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlov...5&Video_ID=471

That turbo reminds me of that old snork cartoon.

I guess wade like the boats better. :ernaehrung004:

wstultz 10-30-2008 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728080)
wade, you had all the parts to put this together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVlov...5&Video_ID=471

Sweet! I wouldn't say ALL the parts. Still needed a rolling chassis and some other key ingrediants.

Jeffro is right, I likie the boats better.

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 09:50 AM

Dr. Blackwood said what I have is called lifting the rings off. I just thought it was called breaking a big chunk off the side of the piston. Oh well.

Time to build some really big engines out of them.

THe Magnum is going to be even scarier with the next one. :evilb:

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 09:59 AM

Anbody want the turbines out of flash gordon?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/boa/897912100.html

They might have bad karma though.

bigandy 10-30-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728279)
Anbody want the turbines out of flash gordon?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/boa/897912100.html

They might have bad karma though.

ya and its gonna take some 30 weight oil, and some ball bearings to get them running after being in the water!!! Its all ball bearings these days, maybe you need to take a refresher course!!

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728332)
ya and its gonna take some 30 weight oil, and some ball bearings to get them running after being in the water!!! Its all ball bearings these days, maybe you need to take a refresher course!!

Hey, whataya doing up dere. I just like to get a birds eye view.


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