Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

Europe??? Varaday's got to be Polish or Hungarian but my guess is polish, either way thats eastern europe!!! But glad to have you back. You missed an exciting weekend of rain and jet skiing in conroe. Or tons of ass, fast boats, great food and big wave jumping in Destin... either way bettter than being on a plane for 12 hours!

What rain????

Is anyone going to the Roger Creager concert next weekend????? We should have a good view since Andy will not be able to sell us out for free vodka with perry and park his broke down rig on the end of the dock.

Then get a ride out to our boats and drink or vodka anyways:rolleyes:

clown

BoatBIATCH

08-18-2008 01:25 PM

Hey wstultz are we still on for this eveining for working on your wiring? I get off at 6 gotta run by and check in with momma and i'm free, prob be there at seven or little before

On Time

08-18-2008 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2656340)

Great to be back but it was great fun - went to Hungary and there is a huge lake there Balaton where the elite meet, greet and eat - the girls are astonishing. Just absolutely amazing how many 10's walking around thinking they are 6's. And a very homogeneous population.

wstultz

08-18-2008 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2656358)

Hey wstultz are we still on for this eveining for working on your wiring? I get off at 6 gotta run by and check in with momma and i'm free, prob be there at seven or little before

It is a green light- go for wiring this evening!

BoatBIATCH

08-18-2008 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2656366)

Hungary is filled with some of the best 10's youve ever seen unfortunately they are starting to learn english, the first word they learn is "NO" but those women can make polyester look like you didn't think possible!!!!:ernaehrung004:

On Time

08-18-2008 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2656388)

YES - SIR!!

Trojan-man

08-18-2008 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2656358)

Hey wstultz are we still on for this eveining for working on your wiring? I get off at 6 gotta run by and check in with momma and i'm free, prob be there at seven or little before

The bananannanana is ready for some wiring this evening too :party-smiley-004::food-smiley-007::ernaehrung004:

wstultz

08-18-2008 04:37 PM

Your crap can wait in line biatch!

Trojan-man

08-18-2008 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2656565)

Your crap can wait in line biatch!

how about I fix your wiring ratnest and you monkies wire up the banana. At least wire up my trim pumps, my fuel pump, all my gauges, and my engine wiring harness.........Oh wait, nevermind, thats everything :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

08-18-2008 05:25 PM

I will come over also so that I can drink your beers and stand on the ladder and tell you what it is that you should be doing different that really wouldn't matter anyway. :ernaehrung004::party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY

08-18-2008 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2656608)

Hey did you stop by the shop today and get the harness out the back of my truck? I didn't look and am to lazy to walk outside to see.:drink:

jeff1000man

08-18-2008 09:08 PM

Seen this boat around the lake. I thought it was a lot older than what it is.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25349-en.html

jeff1000man

08-18-2008 09:20 PM

Joew

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/802172058.html

Trojan-man

08-19-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2656786)

Hey did you stop by the shop today and get the harness out the back of my truck? I didn't look and am to lazy to walk outside to see.:drink:

Nah, I didn't have time to pick it up today. If you leave it in the truck tomorrow, I will come by and grab it.

boatman22

08-19-2008 09:21 AM

Tbone here is a video of the 29' Baja that you were calling a idiot for running 70 under the 1097 bridge dusting off 2 Fountains at the PK Poker Run 2 weeks ago....90 mph and spanks some Fountain ass..........:grinser010:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oXcOOmIcU

jeff1000man

08-19-2008 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2657215)

Yeah, but those fountains weren't playing funkphenomina and tossing beer cans at coast guard boats also.

I noticed he had the lake charles boat trip video in his collection. :ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man

08-19-2008 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2657215)

those blowers sound sick
!! :eek::eek::ernaehrung004:

wstultz

08-19-2008 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2657215)

A faja beating a bountain? Now, Isn't that like marrying your sister?:grinser010:

jeff1000man

08-19-2008 11:33 AM

I wonder if Spk1 is having a hurricane party on the Hatteras? :ernaehrung004:

BoatBIATCH

08-19-2008 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2657002)

Nah, I didn't have time to pick it up today. If you leave it in the truck tomorrow, I will come by and grab it.

youve waited this long to get where you are whats a few more days
:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

08-19-2008 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2657431)

youve waited this long to get where you are whats a few more days
:party-smiley-004:

Good point. He is going to be hating life trying to rig that boat with the engine all ready in, but I guess everyone has to learn the hard way. :mad:

jeff1000man

08-19-2008 01:21 PM

Did you guys see the video footage of the idiot kite surfing in the tropical storm? He is in the hospital in critical condition.

:stupid:

joew.

08-19-2008 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2657463)

Did you guys see the video footage of the idiot kite surfing in the tropical storm? He is in the hospital in critical condition.

:stupid:

Face plant right into the building.

"your flyin, your flyin, your flyin, ..............your dead!!!!!

What an idiot"

:evilb:

wstultz

08-19-2008 01:59 PM

Here's a nice yacht at affordable pricing....

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...ucket-92839537

wstultz

08-19-2008 02:17 PM

Trojan MAAAANNNN!!!!!

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...press-91211227

Trojan-man

08-19-2008 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2657462)

Good point. He is going to be hating life trying to rig that boat with the engine all ready in, but I guess everyone has to learn the hard way. :mad:

there is plenty of room without the exhaust on it. Almost everything is already rigged in there anyways. Shut your pie hole :rolleyes:

BoatBIATCH

08-19-2008 02:31 PM

wstultz, you need a 20 amp switch, a 15 would probably do it, but 20 or bigger to be safe. It can be whatever style you want whether it be a toggle or a pull

Trojan-man

08-19-2008 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2657431)

youve waited this long to get where you are whats a few more days
:party-smiley-004:

I'm just waiting on the damn wiring guy, lol :evilb::evilb::drink: I have the harness and all the other goodies :food-smiley-007:

BoatBIATCH

08-19-2008 02:39 PM

WSTULTZ this is the part you need for your hatch motor, it is set up perfect no splicing no additional relays or anything, it is designed for this specific use

http://www.texasindustrialelectric.com/relays_24450.asp

BoatBIATCH

08-19-2008 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2657526)

I'm just waiting on the damn wiring guy, lol :evilb::evilb::drink: I have the harness and all the other goodies :food-smiley-007:

only question I have is "are your bilge pumps new"

Trojan-man

08-19-2008 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2657539)

only question I have is "are your bilge pumps new"

Yes they are and they are already wired, along with the blower, and nav lights, and other stuff. I also need a hatch actuator wired up too.

wstultz

08-19-2008 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2657533)

Where is the best place to get this crap?
Should I order it from them or do you think NAPA will have it?

BoatBIATCH

08-19-2008 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2657548)

Where is the best place to get this crap?
Should I order it from them or do you think NAPA will have it?

napa prob won't have it, grainger would though, the switch you can get off the shelf at tx boat center as much as i hate giving him money, could prob get switch from your dad to,

TMAN if you don't have wiring for it you need one of those solonoid switches i just told your brother to get

bigandy

08-19-2008 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2657584)

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...14#post2657614

Now you boys have your own thread to talk dirty on!!!!!!

this thread is for telling you, you all take it in the can!!! And making fun of jeffro and joe's jet skies and boatman going to sleep with the sun.....

joew.

08-19-2008 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2657623)

How is your boat running?

boatman22

08-19-2008 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2657623)

I like to sleep...:grinser010:

spk1	08-19-2008 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2657231)

Yeah, but those fountains weren't playing funkphenomina and tossing beer cans at coast guard boats also.

I noticed he had the lake charles boat trip video in his collection. :ernaehrung004:

The lake charles boat trip video has such a happy ending. :evilb:

bigandy

08-19-2008 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2657720)

The lake charles boat trip video has such a happy ending. :evilb:

What happened to you this weekend? We had a great time....

Wet spot and Smooth did great!!! Had a bad ass house, ate good and got plenty drunk, plenty of times and saw lots of ASS!!!

Trojan-man

08-19-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2657720)

The lake charles boat trip video has such a happy ending. :evilb:

are you hiding in the closet from the big bad hurricane with your laptop little buddy ??:eek::drink::party-smiley-004: