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BY U BOY 08-02-2008 09:40 PM

Thanks for all the NAY'S:angry-smiley-038: I was just welcoming a new boater the OSO way just like yall welcomed me.And helping expand the empire:)

2 weekends boating on the big lake and I get kicked out:Whatever:

BY U BOY 08-02-2008 09:47 PM

Chad call me when you get a few mins. I'm looking for someone that can do a good job with some spray foam in my house.

BY U BOY 08-02-2008 09:54 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2642804)
Nope...I owe him.....

??:confused:

jeff1000man 08-02-2008 11:56 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2642997)
Chad call me when you get a few mins. I'm looking for someone that can do a good job with some spray foam in my house.

On shephard drive there is a place where you can get an expert. Casa juan diego, I think the name is.

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 09:25 AM

Lok at the stereo in this bad mutha

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25051-en.html

niceguy 08-03-2008 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2642838)
To many Jello Shots again???

Your old lady dosn't want to go out on the boat with you??? say it ain't so..........

at least Kameran does not get hammered on jello shots...one more vote and you are gone little buddy....i sure hope your new friend "niceboy" is a "niceboy"


6 guys to 3 girls the LSU coon azz way........

Look here Tbone.... dont drag me into your little rants. If your jealous that Patrick is being cordial and trying to help a fellow out, then maybe it's you who has some issues.

Dont patronize me with the "niceboy" comments. I have tried to make friends here and so far there has only been a handful of respectful people.

If your just poking fun at me, be a friend first. You cant poke fun at strangers without them taking offense.

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 10:34 AM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643144)
You cant poke fun at strangers without them taking offense.

Tbone does. But hey, he also likes little boys pants half off.

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 10:47 AM

Looks like a pretty hot item here.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...NA:MOTORS:1123

BY U BOY 08-03-2008 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2643151)
Tbone does. But hey, he also likes little boys pants half off.

:drink::drink:

BY U BOY 08-03-2008 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643144)
Look here Tbone.... dont drag me into your little rants. If your jealous that Patrick is being cordial and trying to help a fellow out, then maybe it's you who has some issues.

Dont patronize me with the "niceboy" comments. I have tried to make friends here and so far there has only been a handful of respectful people.

If your just poking fun at me, be a friend first. You cant poke fun at strangers without them taking offense.

:eek::eek:

Tbone likes to poke the bear:drink:

boatman22 08-03-2008 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2643161)
:eek::eek:

Tbone likes to poke the bear:drink:

Niceboy getting into it with Tbone:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 08-03-2008 12:50 PM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643144)
Look here Tbone.... dont drag me into your little rants. If your jealous that Patrick is being cordial and trying to help a fellow out, then maybe it's you who has some issues.

Dont patronize me with the "niceboy" comments. I have tried to make friends here and so far there has only been a handful of respectful people.

If your just poking fun at me, be a friend first. You cant poke fun at strangers without them taking offense.

The topic I want to cover in this letter is big and complex, and I don't have much in the way of scientific data on it. Nor do I have a lot of hard statistics, just a number of general observations and a good bit of specific anecdotal material. I will start this discussion by arguing that Mr. NiceBoy masterminded last year's now-infamous attempt to capitalize on our needs and vulnerabilities. Then, I will present evidence that he truly believes that we can stop immoralism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for malignant devil-worshippers. It is just such grotesque, mawkish megalomania, gutless egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs NiceBoy to let untoward gauleiters run rampant through the streets.

NiceBoy uses imperialism to incite an atmosphere of violence and endangerment toward the good men, women, and children of this state. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody talks about. Nevertheless, I definitely assert that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that NiceBoy will probably throw another hissy fit if we don't let him jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either pudibund or larcenous. At least putting up with another NiceBoy hissy fit is easier than convincing NiceBoy's associates that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that crapulous drug addicts are easily housebroken.

NiceBoy is one of the world's major voices of conformism. Let me express that same thought in slightly different terms: No one can be right all of the time. (Actually, NiceBoy's sermons run on pure irony, but that's not important now.) Where does the line get drawn? We should turn NiceBoy's meddlesome outbursts to our advantage. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.) Have you ever had a bad dream about NiceBoy trying to suborn shameless vandals to spam the Internet with antisocial e-mail? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real. In closing, we must work together to call for a return to the values that made this country great. Together, we can make a difference. Forever and always.

tomtbone1993 08-03-2008 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2642986)
Because I'm not gone... I will still be coming to conroe to hang out. Maybe yall should come to clear lake sometimes. Salt water isn't that bad.

you have lost all your privileges. You may not

Use our ramp

drink our beer

stare at our women's tities

eat our BBQ

or use our vendors for cheap construction upgrades.......:angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 08-03-2008 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2642803)
New place opened up Coconuts bar and Grill in the Home Depot center on 1488. Tonight they have a salsa band so all the women will be dancing with each other. we will be there around 8:30 and I'll buy the first round...should be fun......:ernaehrung004:

And there is a Cigar Bar next door so Lefty can get the good eating cigar!!!!!

I was there at 9:00 what happened to you??? You go to bed with the Sun again???:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2643210)
I was there at 9:00 what happened to you??? You go to bed with the Sun again???:evilb::evilb:

Getting old sucks :grinser010:

BY U BOY 08-03-2008 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2643208)
you have lost all your privileges. You may not

Use our ramp I will use what ever ramp i want to use:cool:

drink our beer I bring my own anyway

stare at our women's tities :evilb:

eat our BBQ yours isn't that good anyway:rolleyes:

or use our vendors for cheap construction upgrades.......:angry-smiley-038:

I wouldn't call them cheap:food-smiley-007:

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2643221)
I wouldn't call them cheap:food-smiley-007:

I can't beleive you have life sized figures of yourself in you avatar.
:evilb:

Always Late 08-03-2008 02:13 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2643208]

Use our ramp

drink our beer

stare at our women's tities

eat our BBQ

:eek:Hey thats my job!!!:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 02:27 PM

[QUOTE=Always Late;2643238]

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2643208)

Use our ramp

drink our beer

stare at our women's tities

eat our BBQ

:eek:Hey thats my job!!!:party-smiley-004:

I am going to say that this has got to be Mrs. Always Late. :evilb:

niceguy 08-03-2008 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2643204)
The topic I want to cover in this letter is big and complex, and I don't have much in the way of scientific data on it. Nor do I have a lot of hard statistics, just a number of general observations and a good bit of specific anecdotal material. I will start this discussion by arguing that Mr. NiceBoy masterminded last year's now-infamous attempt to capitalize on our needs and vulnerabilities. Then, I will present evidence that he truly believes that we can stop immoralism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for malignant devil-worshippers. It is just such grotesque, mawkish megalomania, gutless egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs NiceBoy to let untoward gauleiters run rampant through the streets.

NiceBoy uses imperialism to incite an atmosphere of violence and endangerment toward the good men, women, and children of this state. That's the large elephant in the room that nobody talks about. Nevertheless, I definitely assert that people really ought to start talking about it because then they'd realize that NiceBoy will probably throw another hissy fit if we don't let him jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either pudibund or larcenous. At least putting up with another NiceBoy hissy fit is easier than convincing NiceBoy's associates that the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that crapulous drug addicts are easily housebroken.

NiceBoy is one of the world's major voices of conformism. Let me express that same thought in slightly different terms: No one can be right all of the time. (Actually, NiceBoy's sermons run on pure irony, but that's not important now.) Where does the line get drawn? We should turn NiceBoy's meddlesome outbursts to our advantage. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.) Have you ever had a bad dream about NiceBoy trying to suborn shameless vandals to spam the Internet with antisocial e-mail? Well, I have news for you. That wasn't a dream; it was real. In closing, we must work together to call for a return to the values that made this country great. Together, we can make a difference. Forever and always.

I'm not sure how I want to address this rambling. :rolleyes:

Hell I'm not exactly sure of what you are trying to convey...LOL. But if you thought that was an outburst, you obviously missed the point I was trying to make.

And meddlesome? Fine you can be the king of this wonderful thread, I will not come back. I was simply trying to make some friends.

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643251)
I'm not sure how I want to address this rambling. :rolleyes:

Hell I'm not exactly sure of what you are trying to convey...LOL. But if you thought that was an outburst, you obviously missed the point I was trying to make.

And meddlesome? Fine you can be the king of this wonderful thread, I will not come back. I was simply trying to make some friends.

I can tell one thing, and that is that you are easier to provoke than BY U GIRL. That might make you more fun than him.

Oh well.

niceguy 08-03-2008 03:24 PM

Jeff, I am not provoked. Just amazed at the way this guy comes off to new guys getting into this hobby. Is that the way the TOPPS club wants to welcome new members?

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643266)
Jeff, I am not provoked. Just amazed at the way this guy comes off to new guys getting into this hobby. Is that the way the TOPPS club wants to welcome new members?

Actually, there is a lot of ball busting that goes on when you are a new member. It is a lot easier in our club than it is in the southern chapter.

A lot of guys have washed out before they even got started good. Sucks for them also, because they have even admitted that they have missed out on some good times. :ernaehrung004:

Oh, and a little advice.

Don't take Tbone to seroiusly. We don't :evilb::evilb:

boatman22 08-03-2008 04:37 PM

Niceboy look at the name of the thread........it might give you a clue

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2643301)
Niceboy look at the name of the thread........it might give you a clue

Far be it for us to not notice the obvious. :grinser010:

boatman22 08-03-2008 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2643210)
I was there at 9:00 what happened to you??? You go to bed with the Sun again???:evilb::evilb:

I saw that you called last night....we were at a friends in the Woodlands and we did not get Coconuts til 10:30...i should keep my phone with me.......but.....

niceguy 08-03-2008 05:47 PM

Alright guys. I apologize.... I'll try to lighten up a little. I was just really tired this morning.

boatman22 08-03-2008 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643328)
Alright guys. I apologize.... I'll try to lighten up a little. I was just really tired this morning.

Weeman will do that too you....:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643328)
Alright guys. I apologize.... I'll try to lighten up a little. I was just really tired this morning.

Was by U boy chasing you around in his cowboy outfit again.\\\\\\\\\\\\ :evilb: :eek::party-smiley-004:

niceguy 08-03-2008 06:17 PM

hahahahhaa... he has a cowboy outfit? :eek:

Cleaning the boat and all the drinks exhausted me.

BY U BOY 08-03-2008 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2643334)
Was by U boy chasing you around in his cowboy outfit again.\\\\\\\\\\\\ :evilb: :eek::party-smiley-004:

dude stop giving my secrets away:drink:

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by niceguy (Post 2643342)
hahahahhaa... he has a cowboy outfit? :eek:

Cleaning the boat and all the drinks exhausted me.

He has one for an oompa loompa also. :party-smiley-004:

Don't break out a Wonka Bar in front of him. :evilb:

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 06:47 PM

This is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zld...eature=related

joew. 08-03-2008 08:23 PM

Looks like Jeff maybe able to work from home...Has anyone seen edward in the gulf? Plans are already being made to clear out the building for the mainship.. It sure is nice to have a marina that is so kind to it's customers:drink:

joew. 08-03-2008 08:23 PM

Nice guy.....you take it in the can:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

Always Late 08-03-2008 08:23 PM

[QUOTE=jeff1000man;2643242]

Originally Posted by Always Late (Post 2643238)

I am going to say that this has got to be Mrs. Always Late. :evilb:

OK...my turn to chime in....and yes...this is Mrs. Always Late, just in case there was any doubt. I don't have time or energy to keep up with your threads...my energy is spent on much more entertaining activities, I won't post these on a public forum. I can assure you if I do read or post....you will have no doubt it was me chiming in. Besides if you really know me...you would know I would not be drinking your beer...cause I am a vanilla rum and diet coke kinda girl...so make sure you have plenty of vanilla rum and diet coke next time I save your *ss in the big ditch or venture up North to use your ramp, eat your bbq and stare at your women's titties.

Niceguy.....don't worry about these guys, we were the newbies as well once and they were quickly begging to be our friend and ride on our boat, drink our beer and stare at my tits (since I was the only woman) when the boat they were trying to take on a 3 hour tour....ending up taking 12 + hours, and atleast $50,000 of worthless engines and a borrowed fire extinguisher, because beer doesn't work on oil fires.

Here is a video so some of you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE


Niceguy...another word of advice....besides don't take these guys serious....ALWAYS...ALWAYS , TAKE YOUR OWN BOAT

So any question if this is Mrs. Always Late?? Somehow I doubt it. Jeff....never provoke me. I don't forget...typical woman.

BY U BOY 08-03-2008 08:35 PM

[QUOTE=Always Late;2643427]

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2643242)

OK...my turn to chime in....and yes...this is Mrs. Always Late, just in case there was any doubt. I don't have time or energy to keep up with your threads...my energy is spent on much more entertaining activities, I won't post these on a public forum. I can assure you if I do read or post....you will have no doubt it was me chiming in. Besides if you really know me...you would know I would not be drinking your beer...cause I am a vanilla rum and diet coke kinda girl...so make sure you have plenty of vanilla rum and diet coke next time I save your *ss in the big ditch or venture up North to use your ramp, eat your bbq and stare at your women's titties.

Niceguy.....don't worry about these guys, we were the newbies as well once and they were quickly begging to be our friend and ride on our boat, drink our beer and stare at my tits (since I was the only woman) when the boat they were trying to take on a 3 hour tour....ending up taking 12 + hours, and atleast $50,000 of worthless engines and a borrowed fire extinguisher, because beer doesn't work on oil fires.

Here is a video so some of you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE


Niceguy...another word of advice....besides don't take these guys serious....ALWAYS...ALWAYS , TAKE YOUR OWN BOAT

So any question if this is Mrs. Always Late?? Somehow I doubt it. Jeff....never provoke me. I don't forget...typical woman.

That was one hell of a trip:drink:

joew. 08-03-2008 08:36 PM

[QUOTE=Always Late;2643427]

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2643242)


Man that video brings back some great memories. You will need to go w/ us on my bachlor party.....Save me a seat:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 08:46 PM

[QUOTE=Always Late;2643427]

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2643242)

OK...my turn to chime in....and yes...this is Mrs. Always Late, just in case there was any doubt. I don't have time or energy to keep up with your threads...my energy is spent on much more entertaining activities, I won't post these on a public forum. I can assure you if I do read or post....you will have no doubt it was me chiming in. Besides if you really know me...you would know I would not be drinking your beer...cause I am a vanilla rum and diet coke kinda girl...so make sure you have plenty of vanilla rum and diet coke next time I save your *ss in the big ditch or venture up North to use your ramp, eat your bbq and stare at your women's titties.

Niceguy.....don't worry about these guys, we were the newbies as well once and they were quickly begging to be our friend and ride on our boat, drink our beer and stare at my tits (since I was the only woman) when the boat they were trying to take on a 3 hour tour....ending up taking 12 + hours, and atleast $50,000 of worthless engines and a borrowed fire extinguisher, because beer doesn't work on oil fires.

Here is a video so some of you can relive the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE


Niceguy...another word of advice....besides don't take these guys serious....ALWAYS...ALWAYS , TAKE YOUR OWN BOAT

So any question if this is Mrs. Always Late?? Somehow I doubt it. Jeff....never provoke me. I don't forget...typical woman.

Well played.

jeff1000man 08-03-2008 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2643423)
Looks like Jeff maybe able to work from home...

Yeah, because we all know how productive I am when I am working from home.

Not necessarily a good thing.


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