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BY U BOY 04-20-2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100556)
Don't be jelous of my partnership on my boat. Hey you know what I just thought of???? Everything you own was made before I graduated high school over a decade ago. That is cool:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

did you catch anything other than a buzz while fishing?

txlefty 04-20-2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100556)
Don't be jelous of my partnership on my boat. Hey you know what I just thought of???? Everything you own was made before I graduated high school over a decade ago. That is cool:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Whatever you and your "life partner" have going is your business....just keep it in "WATERCOLORS":evilb:

joew. 04-20-2007 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100560)
Hey Joe could you tell "Mr. Cadillac" I need some superchargers???? That'd be great yeah.....:D

You can't aford the gas now what the f would you do with more then 350hp each; (per surveyer).:confused:

wstultz 04-20-2007 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100562)
The same goes for you.... It's not my falt I haven't seen your boat.:rolleyes: I am sure it is nice:rolleyes: It looks in the pic. at your home/barn/storage/etc.:cool:


Soon enough chief.....soon enough

joew. 04-20-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100564)
Whatever you and your "life partner" have going is your business....just keep it in "WATERCOLORS":evilb:

Just curios, how was the crap chit that summer???? Oh yea broke....

wstultz 04-20-2007 01:52 PM

Lefty...How could you let those hooligans tear down the biz?

txlefty 04-20-2007 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100565)
You can't aford the gas now what the f would you do with more then 350hp each; (per surveyer).:confused:

I guess I need to get me a "SUGAR DADDY".....I guess that's what we need to call your boat "SUGAR DADDY". When something goes wrong with my boat I don't have "SUGAR DADDY" on speed dial. Some us actually have to pay for our $hit! :rolleyes:

txlefty 04-20-2007 01:56 PM

Oh by the way...Kim's dad called he wants his boat clean for the weekend! Remember "WAX ON WAX OFF"! :doggy:

joew. 04-20-2007 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100570)
I guess I need to get me a "SUGAR DADDY".....I guess that's what we need to call your boat "SUGAR DADDY". When something goes wrong with my boat I don't have "SUGAR DADDY" on speed dial. Some us actually have to pay for our $hit! :rolleyes:

This from the guy that hasn't paid taxes in five yrs.. I will own your boat once it goes through the tax auction.

txlefty 04-20-2007 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100574)
This from the guy that hasn't paid taxes in five yrs.. I will own your boat once it goes through the tax auction.

Kim's dad gonna pay for it?????:evilb:

joew. 04-20-2007 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100572)
Oh by the way...Kim's dad called he wants his boat clean for the weekend! Remember "WAX ON WAX OFF"! :doggy:

Nice one:rolleyes:

txlefty 04-20-2007 01:59 PM

:D

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100576)
Nice one:rolleyes:


txlefty 04-20-2007 02:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2100568)
Lefty...How could you let those hooligans tear down the biz?

???? Ya lost me.....

joew. 04-20-2007 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2100563)
did you catch anything other than a buzz while fishing?

Limited on snapper and some king. Awsome trip....

wstultz 04-20-2007 02:11 PM

Sorry. Will Ferrell quote.

wstultz 04-20-2007 02:19 PM

Who's down for the Sunday 2:00 run?

BY U BOY 04-20-2007 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100585)
Limited on snapper and some king. Awsome trip....

sweet where did you go?

joew. 04-20-2007 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2100596)
sweet where did you go?

Big rock, about 26 miles out of freeport. We did't get on the water until 1 so we had a late start. The run was mainly just to run the boat and see if there were any kinks from it sittin up for 6 months.

txlefty 04-20-2007 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2100586)
Sorry. Will Ferrell quote.

Another Delt brother.....:D

joew. 04-20-2007 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100602)
Another Delt brother.....:D

Did it take him 12 yrs like it did you???????????
:eek:

txlefty 04-20-2007 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2100605)
Did it take him 12 yrs like it did you???????????
:eek:

Didn't you see the movie "Old School" duh......:p

spk1 04-20-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2100595)
Who's down for the Sunday 2:00 run?

This just in,, due to mechanical complications the run has been down graded to a jog/walk. :evilb:

bigandy 04-20-2007 02:36 PM

joe,

given the choice of having to go to work more than 4 days a month and having all of my boats (4) running i think i will stick with my origianl plan....

i guess i will just have to keep riding with you, buring your gas on wednesday, georges on tuesday and baldwick homes the rest of the week. by the way i think you are out of vodka be a dear and stop and get daddy some on the way home from work.

thanks sweetie! Call me when you get home from work maybe we can go out on your boat. its getting boring out here on mine all by myself.

spk1 04-20-2007 02:36 PM

Sorrry for the delay, I had to go to lunch twice today,, two lunch meetings / one day. I love being completely stuffed,, then showing up to the next pretending hungry. Reminds me of the holidays in a divorced redneck family. :drink:

txlefty 04-20-2007 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2100613)
Sorrry for the delay, I had to go to lunch twice today,, two lunch meetings / one day. I love being completely stuffed,, then showing up to the next pretending hungry. Reminds me of the holidays in a divorced redneck family. :drink:

Why you gotta be divorced?:evilb:

spk1 04-20-2007 02:40 PM

:evilb: :evilb: I just ripped an atrocious silent but deadly,, and just as I sat back smiled and gave myself props for such a wicked smell,,,,,,,,,,my secratary comes in with a few questions.:rolleyes: I just looked back at her as if I thought she did it.

spk1 04-20-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100616)
Why you gotta be divorced?:evilb:

True,,, do they even get divorces any more? heheh :p

tomtbone1993 04-20-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2100595)
Who's down for the Sunday 2:00 run?

lookin for a ride?

tomtbone1993 04-20-2007 02:55 PM

How do I remove water blisters from my hull?

-TxLefty

Is their such a thing as using too much ON/OFF cleaner ?

-TxLefty

bigandy 04-20-2007 02:57 PM

if i do my vinyl graphics in magic marker will it bleed while if i leave it in the lake for a couple of weeks at a time in the rain?

-TxLefty

wstultz 04-20-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2100630)
lookin for a ride?

Si Senor.

Just got off the phone with Eddie Marine and the exhaust should be in at the end of next week. It on Biatches!

txlefty 04-20-2007 03:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2100635)
How do I remove water blisters from my hull?

-TxLefty

Is their such a thing as using too much ON/OFF cleaner ?

-TxLefty

I didn't know you could order "grease and oil smuge" from Fountain, yours has got to be one of a kind.....and I love what you've done with the cabin. REAL HOMEY! I'm sure Kelly likes it when you try to "get you some"! Oh wait your boat would have to be in the water more than three minutes so you could nut! :eek: Is that pink and dingy grey interior theme you got going there?

tomtbone1993 04-20-2007 03:03 PM

Will scoops without blowers make my boat faster?

-TxLefty

txlefty 04-20-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2100638)
if i do my vinyl graphics in magic marker will it bleed while if i leave it in the lake for a couple of weeks at a time in the rain?

-TxLefty

HeyTAMPON ! Nobody pulled your STRING!!!:drool:

bigandy 04-20-2007 03:04 PM

boat in the water more than three minutes????????

why would he want to do it five times????????

txlefty 04-20-2007 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2100647)
boat in the water more than three minutes????????

why would he want to do it five times????????

I had to give 2 minutes to find the hole! :evilb:

bigandy 04-20-2007 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100646)
HeyTAMPON ! Nobody pulled your STRING!!!:drool:

What do you know about Tampons, if some of the best pu$$y you ever got was from a 62 year old ( joe can confirm that story )

txlefty 04-20-2007 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2100650)
What do you know about Tampons, if some of the best pu$$y you ever got was from a 62 year old ( joe can confirm that story )

Yeah, tell Mrs. McDonald I'll never forget her! I just hope I'm not your dad! :evilb:

bigandy 04-20-2007 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2100651)
Yeah, tell Mrs. McDonald I'll never forget her! I just hope I'm not your dad! :evilb:

you are the right age............

txlefty 04-20-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2100652)
you are the right age............

Then I should ground your AZZ! Don't come hittin' me up for lunch money! :D


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