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jeff1000man 10-30-2008 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728332)
ya and its gonna take some 30 weight oil, and some ball bearings to get them running after being in the water!!! Its all ball bearings these days, maybe you need to take a refresher course!!

But we have Boat ***** specialty aircraft mechanic to fix them.

bigandy 10-30-2008 11:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5j4iOjCLWs&NR=1

classic!!!

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728346)

Hey, you the guy from AJAX?

BIGANDY: No, I'm the guy from Allstate. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 12:09 PM

I want to get some work done, but I can't stop looking at boat ads all day long.

bigandy 10-30-2008 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728389)
I want to get some work done, but I can't stop looking at boat ads all day long.

ya same for me, except i dont really want to get any work done, and instead of boats i cant stop looking at pornography....

i wish, I'm closing my last claims today and tomorrow!! 2 more nights until midnight then i am taking the weekend off.

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728475)
ya same for me, except i dont really want to get any work done, and instead of boats i cant stop looking at pornography....

i wish, I'm closing my last claims today and tomorrow!! 2 more nights until midnight then i am taking the weekend off.

Are you going on clean up, or just takin the money and running?

I went on yesterday. Hopefully for several months. :food-smiley-007:

wstultz 10-30-2008 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728478)
Are you going on clean up, or just takin the money and running?

I went on yesterday. Hopefully for several months. :food-smiley-007:

" Go on take the money and run!":grinser010:

wstultz 10-30-2008 03:22 PM

What's going on this week end? Anyone want to help install deck boards?

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2728550)
" Go on take the money and run!":grinser010:

Is it worth it?

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25827-en.html

wstultz 10-30-2008 03:33 PM

Anyone got $1000000 I can borrow?????

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26509-en.html

wstultz 10-30-2008 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728556)

Still too much if you ask me but bolt-ons are getting tempting. I do like how it has the couches next to the seats. I guess you throw a cover over the canopy and...poof...there's your stabbin cabin.

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2728568)
Anyone got $1000000 I can borrow?????

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26509-en.html

Oh yes, I would like to borrow also. :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2728577)
Still too much if you ask me but bolt-ons are getting tempting. I do like how it has the couches next to the seats. I guess you throw a cover over the canopy and...poof...there's your stabbin cabin.

I was just making reference to how my neighbor wants over 100K for his and it is the same boat. :rolleyes:

Trojan-man 10-30-2008 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728341)
But we have Boat ***** specialty aircraft mechanic to fix them.

get in line for that guy :p:p:p he disappears more than spk1 does :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 10-30-2008 08:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2728701)
get in line for that guy :p:p:p he disappears more than spk1 does :party-smiley-004:

coincidence?!?!?!?? I think not?!?!?!

you settle with insurance company yet???

Trojan-man 10-30-2008 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728784)
coincidence?!?!?!?? I think not?!?!?!

you settle with insurance company yet???

nah chit, the guy is coming over in the morning.

jeff1000man 10-30-2008 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728784)
coincidence?!?!?!?? I think not?!?!?!

you settle with insurance company yet???

You should have requested the claim.

bigandy 10-30-2008 11:23 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728788)
You should have requested the claim.

on the boat? DENIED, lack of maintenance and pre-existing condition exacerbated by the jumping of waves with two mucho grande's while trying to hang with the big boy boats!! :ernaehrung004: and potential man love related damage!!! :evilb::evilb:





Bringin back the dancin bananananana!!!

Trojan-man 10-31-2008 01:45 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728897)
on the boat? DENIED, lack of maintenance and pre-existing condition exacerbated by the jumping of waves with two mucho grande's while trying to hang with the big boy boats!! :ernaehrung004: and potential man love related damage!!! :evilb::evilb:





Bringin back the dancin bananananana!!!

lol, hangin with the big boys asleep in the back seat of the boat being towed :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-31-2008 08:03 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2728897)
on the boat? DENIED, lack of maintenance and pre-existing condition exacerbated by the jumping of waves with two mucho grande's while trying to hang with the big boy boats!! :ernaehrung004: and potential man love related damage!!! :evilb::evilb:





Bringin back the dancin bananananana!!!

Wow. I hope you aren't using words and sentences like that in your file. You will really be making the rest of us dummies look bad.

I know I have used the words "dude" and "cool" at least a dozen times each over the course of the storm.

Here is a game we used to play. Try to write your entire claim notes section without using a word over 5 letters.

It can be done. :cool:

jeff1000man 10-31-2008 08:05 AM

Trouble Maker part 2

Buy it Wade. DO IT DO IT.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26512-en.html

bigandy 10-31-2008 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2728989)
Trouble Maker part 2

Buy it Wade. DO IT DO IT.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26512-en.html

P4, she kinda slow??

oh and i dont use any big words in my claim. Mine all say " Damage to shingles, possibly from wind, nothing of value to salvage and No subrogation, all materials appeared to be installed correctly "

I guess thats how i got to a hundred, none of that wasting time figuring out the damage!!! NO clean up for me, my dumb ass didnt get his perm. Texas license. i will work on it after key west!! Besides my roofing company is really busy!!!:evilb::evilb:

wstultz 10-31-2008 09:37 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2729016)
P4, she kinda slow??

oh and i dont use any big words in my claim. Mine all say " Damage to shingles, possibly from wind, nothing of value to salvage and No subrogation, all materials appeared to be installed correctly "

I guess thats how i got to a hundred, none of that wasting time figuring out the damage!!! NO clean up for me, my dumb ass didnt get his perm. Texas license. i will work on it after key west!! Besides my roofing company is really busy!!!:evilb::evilb:

There's nothing slow about the old Team Sutphen boat.

Trojan-man 10-31-2008 10:02 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2729065)
There's nothing slow about the old Team Sutphen boat.

its a who-doo :p

bigandy 10-31-2008 10:12 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2729093)
its a who-doo :p

you would know a who-doo!!!

"quick sit on the bow so she dont sink by the tail" :evilb:

bigandy 10-31-2008 10:16 AM

http://www.wimp.com/stupidbiden/

Trojan-man 10-31-2008 10:30 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2729103)
you would know a who-doo!!!

"quick sit on the bow so she dont sink by the tail" :evilb:

Hey I put my boats in the water...even if they do sink :evilb::evilb::evilb:

wstultz 10-31-2008 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2729115)
Hey I put my boats in the water...even if they do sink :evilb::evilb::evilb:

BIP!!!!! with the exception of the Banana which will never see water.

bigandy 10-31-2008 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2729115)
Hey I put my boats in the water...even if they do sink :evilb::evilb::evilb:

oh the gauntlet has been thrown!!!!!!!! $50 a motor, mine goes in first you owe me a Hunsky, banana goes around the island and back first i gives yous guys a Fitty!!!

Rcolter 10-31-2008 11:30 AM

Oh its been brrrrroughtennnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

bigandy 10-31-2008 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2729169)
Oh its been brrrrroughtennnnnnnn!!!!!!!!


i bet wade a hunsky i could get it out of the barn before 2009!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 10-31-2008 01:09 PM

Those buckets won't see the water in 09 either...........

bigandy 10-31-2008 01:33 PM

http://boomp3.com/listen/c1hbq1ljl_8/stern-2008-10-01cf

Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago ?
Body count:
In the last six months:
292 killed (murdered) in Chicago ;
221 killed in Iraq .
Chicago.... Who Runs it:
Senators: Barack Obama & Dick Durbin
Rep: Jesse Jackson Jr.,
Illinois Gov: Rod Blogojevich,
Illinois House leader Mike Madigan,
Illinois Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike),
Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley)
.....our leadership in Illinois .....all Democrats.
Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago .
Of course, they're all blaming each other!

Can't blame Republicans; they're aren't any!
State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in country.
Cook County ( Chicago ) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. (Look 'em
up if you want).
Chicago school system rated one of the worst in the country.
This is the political culture that Obama comes from in Illinois . And
he's gonna 'fix' Washington politics for us?
Wake Up America !

wstultz 10-31-2008 02:52 PM

If I'm gonna die for a word, new guy, that word is poontang.


....cause I'm so fu(kin good, That's why!

bigandy 10-31-2008 03:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2729321)
If I'm gonna die for a word, new guy, that word is poontang.


....cause I'm so fu(kin good, That's why!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

bigandy 10-31-2008 03:05 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2729330)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI&feature=related

best helicopter scene ever in a movie!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjWDCX1Bdw&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

Trojan-man 10-31-2008 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2729321)
If I'm gonna die for a word, new guy, that word is poontang.


....cause I'm so fu(kin good, That's why!

Get Some !!!!! Get Some !!!!

Trojan-man 10-31-2008 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2729163)
oh the gauntlet has been thrown!!!!!!!! $50 a motor, mine goes in first you owe me a Hunsky, banana goes around the island and back first i gives yous guys a Fitty!!!

There is a big difference between "goes in" and "around the island and back" I aint fallin for no banana in the tail pipe. I will go $100 to your $50 the banana make is around the island before bumble bee tuna does. Thats money in the bank right there :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

bigandy 10-31-2008 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2729342)
There is a big difference between "goes in" and "around the island and back" I aint fallin for no banana in the tail pipe. I will go $100 to your $50 the banana make is around the island before bumble bee tuna does. Thats money in the bank right there :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

around island and back for both of us!!! you are on!!!

wstultz 10-31-2008 04:02 PM

It is on like donkey kong! Chad, so I guess I will see you at the house tonight?

I will be working on the porch, of course, so you will have to wire and plumb yourself.


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