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BoatBIATCH 05-20-2008 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2564263)
Have you seen those mills??? maybe 5 bottles max

figured i could make a buck sellin them to someone with a fountain... god know i don't need a boat motor....would be the oposite of everyone else.. motors with no boat instead of boat with no motors... i just want to fit in you know

tomtbone1993 05-20-2008 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2564270)
figured i could make a buck sellin them to someone with a fountain... god know i don't need a boat motor....would be the oposite of everyone else.. motors with no boat instead of boat with no motors... i just want to fit in you know

i don't run motors in my Fountain, I run engines or aka Mills. They belong in some old heavy tub like a Stuphen....or a snapper mower....:cool-smiley-027::hitfan:

wstultz 05-20-2008 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2564273)
i don't run motors in my Fountain, I run engines or aka Mills. They belong in some old heavy tub like a Stuphen....or a snapper mower....:cool-smiley-027::hitfan:

Your faja runs on will power alone.

tomtbone1993 05-20-2008 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2564280)
Your faja runs on will power alone.

atleast its not scared of the water.........will Rum Runner be attending the party on Sunday?

wstultz 05-20-2008 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2564282)
atleast its not scared of the water.........will Rum Runner be attending the party on Sunday?

I really don't know what you guys are ragging on my inability to get my boat in the water. I've had for only two months and completely derigged the engine compartment, painted it, rerigged it and am waiting on some time to pick up the engines so I can put them back in. Plus, I have no money.

I'm not the one that needs the motivation. If someone doesn't get off of their a$$ there will be a half put together Banana sitting outside next to Andy's engines.

BoatBIATCH 05-20-2008 04:31 PM

any of yall know anything about "mirage" powerboats?
there was one posted on craigs list yesterday or day before, with twins, for 20k... sending me pics and info tonight on the boat

tomtbone1993 05-20-2008 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2564307)
I really don't know what you guys are ragging on my inability to get my boat in the water. I've had for only two months and completely derigged the engine compartment, painted it, rerigged it and am waiting on some time to pick up the engines so I can put them back in. Plus, I have no money.

I'm not the one that needs the motivation. If someone doesn't get off of their a$$ there will be a half put together Banana sitting outside next to Andy's engines.

the scared of the water refrence / flower pot / yard art / resin bucket / was all directed to Trouble Maker......:evilb::evilb::evilb:

We all knew the Bananananannnaaaannnaa would never get finished.

wstultz 05-20-2008 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2564315)
the scared of the water refrence / flower pot / yard art / resin bucket / was all directed to Trouble Maker......:evilb::evilb::evilb:

We all knew the Bananananannnaaaannnaa would never get finished.

Yes well, as sweet of a boat as she was, she apparently didn't like me very much.

wstultz 05-20-2008 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2564310)
any of yall know anything about "mirage" powerboats?
there was one posted on craigs list yesterday or day before, with twins, for 20k... sending me pics and info tonight on the boat

Biatch, You could sink your gums into this old school beauty. You could probably pick it up for just over $20,000. Good looking old school beaks were sweet with no swim platform.http://cgi.ebay.com/33-Fountain-Blow...QQcmdZViewItem

Plus it's got biatch bolsters in the front so you and Potter could ride real close.:D

txlefty 05-20-2008 04:57 PM

Afternoon fools! Tons of B/S to catch up on! Anyone headin' to steaknight?

spk1 05-20-2008 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2564341)
Afternoon fools! Tons of B/S to catch up on! Anyone headin' to steaknight?

Steak night on south beeeyach! Bring ur azzes down here I cant take on the Florida Power Boat CLub, for badddest Club on OSO bymyself,,, I think I saw TrojannMann Riding On a banannna Like the one he is trying to finish with casey just off of Miami BEach,, Thatss the kind of moves we need to show FPC, we dont play around. :evilb::hitfan::evilb:

BY U BOY 05-20-2008 05:06 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cigar...spagenameZWDVW

BoatBIATCH 05-20-2008 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2564329)
Biatch, You could sink your gums into this old school beauty. You could probably pick it up for just over $20,000. Good looking old school beaks were sweet with no swim platform.http://cgi.ebay.com/33-Fountain-Blow...QQcmdZViewItem

Plus it's got biatch bolsters in the front so you and Potter could ride real close.:D

would probably be better if i took the center bolster out so my fat azz would fit!!!

txlefty 05-20-2008 05:09 PM

South Beach is a fu(kin blast! It don't get jumpin' til around 3 a.m.! The ride back to Boca Raton REALLY sucks at 5 a.m.:drool:

BoatBIATCH 05-20-2008 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2564341)
Afternoon fools! Tons of B/S to catch up on! Anyone headin' to steaknight?

me:D

SPF: 100 05-20-2008 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2564069)
should I remove baldwick and add SPF100???

Check your dental plan....I reco that you look outside of Conroe or just take a good look at your brothers grill.....:evilb::evilb::evilb:

BoatBIATCH 05-20-2008 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2564341)
Afternoon fools! Tons of B/S to catch up on! Anyone headin' to steaknight?

what did you get pulled over for on sun night

tomtbone1993 05-20-2008 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by SPF: 100 (Post 2564371)
Check your dental plan....I reco that you look outside of Conroe or just take a good look at your brothers grill.....:evilb::evilb::evilb:



BTW will you be attending on Sunday?

tomtbone1993 05-20-2008 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2564376)
what did you get pulled over for on sun night

it was how to catch a predator, Lefty showed up with beer and condums::grinser010:

txlefty 05-20-2008 05:47 PM

[QUOTE=BoatBIATCH;2564376]what did you get pulled over for on sun night[/QUOTE

Tony Guy pulled Staley and I over for "plaining speed".....I told him plaining speed and WOT was all the same to me! :evilb: I told him it just sounded fast! He wants me to shut my flappers at night, says it's too damn loud. :Whatever:

BoatBIATCH 05-20-2008 05:51 PM

[QUOTE=txlefty;2564406]

Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2564376)
what did you get pulled over for on sun night[/QUOTE

Tony Guy pulled Staley and I over for "plaining speed".....I told him plaining speed and WOT was all the same to me! :evilb: I told him it just sounded fast! He wants me to shut my flappers at night, says it's too damn loud. :Whatever:

maybe the hood scoops let all the noise out?

tomtbone1993 05-20-2008 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2564231)
In 12 days i will be out of my 20's:(


but still can't ride the grown up rides or sit at the adult table at Thanksgiving.......

BY U BOY 05-20-2008 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2564431)
but still can't ride the grown up rides or sit at the adult table at Thanksgiving.......

I got an adult table for ya:angry-smiley-038:

bigandy 05-20-2008 06:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2564431)
but still can't ride the grown up rides or sit at the adult table at Thanksgiving.......

Hilarious!!!

jeff1000man 05-20-2008 08:49 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2563220)
your right the bag of ice is taller than me too:D

I crap bigger than you.

I take off a couple days and I sure have a lot of reading to do.

jeff1000man 05-20-2008 08:55 PM

:Whatever:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2563875)
Just like Smooth:p

:Whatever:

BY U BOY 05-21-2008 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2564628)
I crap bigger than you.

I take off a couple days and I sure have a lot of reading to do.

Well that is with out saying. Anyone as big as you should :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 05-21-2008 09:26 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2565138)
Well that is with out saying. Anyone as big as you should :party-smiley-004:

:evilb:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:evil b:

BoatBIATCH 05-21-2008 09:29 AM

any news on stickers for your boat.... its just so rare that your boat runs during the summer i'd like you to get a chance to use it

jeff1000man 05-21-2008 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2565173)
any news on stickers for your boat.... its just so rare that your boat runs during the summer i'd like you to get a chance to use it

I only give you half a BIP for remembering old irrelevant facts.

I will try to continue the saga when I get back to town. I am still in LA and plan on making an extended stop at La Barge:D on the way home. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 05-21-2008 11:24 AM

Just as I figured. The day after we hit 20000....dead.

BY U BOY 05-21-2008 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2565346)
Just as I figured. The day after we hit 20000....dead.

I'm putting out fires at work and trying to get all my back ordered chit released(what a pain in the azz):angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 05-21-2008 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2565346)
Just as I figured. The day after we hit 20000....dead.

I just figured it was because I was back.:Whatever:

It's like bigandy showing up to a bachelorette party. 1 minute there is boobies and ligerie:evilb:, and the next, crickets:party-smiley-004:.

wstultz 05-21-2008 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2565416)
I just figured it was because I was back.:Whatever:

It's like bigandy showing up to a bachelorette party. 1 minute there is boobies and ligerie:evilb:, and the next, crickets:party-smiley-004:.

Nice!:D

BoatBIATCH 05-21-2008 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2565424)
Nice!:D

don't forget the taaka:evilb:

wstultz 05-21-2008 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2565448)
don't forget the taaka:evilb:

He won't:D

jeff1000man 05-21-2008 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2565457)
He won't:D

Nice to see someone else on call for photoshop duty since Tbone is outof comission.

wstultz 05-21-2008 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2565460)
Nice to see someone else on call for photoshop duty since Tbone is outof comission.

I don't quite have the photoshop skills that T-bone possesses but I'll work with what I got.

jeff1000man 05-21-2008 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2565471)
I'll work with what I got.

THat is what Megan says also. :evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb::grinser010:

jeff1000man 05-21-2008 02:32 PM

Does anybody know what the old 740i BWM's get for mileage. Late 90's - 2000 year models.


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