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jeff1000man 11-24-2008 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746176)
That's right. The Stultz Ranch and the Colter Ranch are nothing but class!

Stoulterlands

tomtbone1993 11-24-2008 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2746006)
ya but i am a soda bar tender there....... the other guys are just perverts!!!!

nice.....:cool:

wstultz 11-24-2008 12:42 PM

Here's a ggod looking viper for Jeffro to beat them up on....

http://www.boatinglakemead.com/searc...=DESC&page=8&#

spk1 11-24-2008 01:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2746132)
Buying it. :cool:

Is anyone else thinking what Im thinking? :evilb:

spk1 11-24-2008 01:31 PM

Whatss thatt Up thereee in the Skyyyyyy??,,, Its a Birddd,, Its a planeeee,,, Ohh Myyy Goddddd Loookkkk outttttttttttt!!!!!!! Shyt That looks like it hurt. :grinser010:

Rcolter 11-24-2008 01:31 PM

UGGGHHHHH Tacking??? Roger Roger

http://break.com/index/massive-yacht...struction.html

Rcolter 11-24-2008 01:35 PM

http://break.com/index/cheaters-trai...d-by-boat.html

joew. 11-24-2008 01:38 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26783-en.html

Rcolter 11-24-2008 01:38 PM

New videos of Andy in his spare time. Guess Insurance is slow?

http://break.com/index/chubby-kid-li...f-on-fire.html

wstultz 11-24-2008 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2746247)
Is anyone else thinking what Im thinking? :evilb:

Yes....If Jeff actually buys it no one on the lake or air will be safe, including himself.

jeff1000man 11-24-2008 01:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746262)
Yes....If Jeff actually buys it no one on the lake or air will be safe, including himself.

I am ordering the HP upgrade kit from polaris so that it will haul the extra weight of Bigandy and myself. I am getting an extra long zoom lens for overflying of lake ffor boobie shots, and also an extra storage compartment for TAAKA storage.

That thing will pick up speed by the minute due the ballast being drank up.

jeff1000man 11-24-2008 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2746250)

Hey, you scratched my anchor!!!!

bigandy 11-24-2008 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2746267)
I am ordering the HP upgrade kit from polaris so that it will haul the extra weight of Bigandy and myself. I am getting an extra long zoom lens for overflying of lake ffor boobie shots, and also an extra storage compartment for TAAKA storage.

That thing will pick up speed by the minute due the ballast being drank up.

that thing is awesome!!!!!! you better buy it, i think it is a deal by like 50% at least with all the options... chad or josh hellard could teach us how to fly it. i was gonna call my brother on it, i was thinking of paying my brother to teach me how to fly and getting my helicopters license, according to wall street journal it is the hardest job to fill since all the vietnam era guys are retiring

Rcolter 11-24-2008 02:52 PM

Roo the last thing you need to be is off the ground when you decide its Nite Nite time. Just my .02

jeff1000man 11-24-2008 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2746310)
that thing is awesome!!!!!! you better buy it, i think it is a deal by like 50% at least with all the options... chad or josh hellard could teach us how to fly it. i was gonna call my brother on it, i was thinking of paying my brother to teach me how to fly and getting my helicopters license, according to wall street journal it is the hardest job to fill since all the vietnam era guys are retiring

It is just a powered glider actually. Not really a plane with moving parts in the wing. It flies off of balance. Timmie and I looked at them a long time ago.

See what happens. Auction sniper might have to take a shot at it.

I have been getting my snipes blocked lately though. i need to see what is going on with that.

jeff1000man 11-24-2008 03:18 PM

Miami to Bahamas in 15 mins

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26788-en.html

wstultz 11-24-2008 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2746329)
It is just a powered glider actually. Not really a plane with moving parts in the wing. It flies off of balance. Timmie and I looked at them a long time ago.

See what happens. Auction sniper might have to take a shot at it.

I have been getting my snipes blocked lately though. i need to see what is going on with that.

A friend of a friend had a couple of them in Key West that he gave tours in. I haven't talked to him in a few years so I don't know if it worked or not.

bigandy 11-24-2008 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2746318)
Roo the last thing you need to be is off the ground when you decide its Nite Nite time. Just my .02

ya maybe......

Trojan-man 11-24-2008 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746127)

Look, Look !! I'm handgliding, get a picture !! Uhhh, I'm dead !! What an Idddiiiiiooooootttttt !!!

Trojan-man 11-24-2008 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746123)

I like this one. Looked at in in Florida, but the guy won't call me back.

http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...06-LS-93869006

tomtbone1993 11-24-2008 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2746354)
ya maybe......


You would be fine if TxLefty was your co-Pilot:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 11-24-2008 06:32 PM

Its time for Club 105 Race team to take it to the next level....we have been out done...

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...-new-home.html

wstultz 11-24-2008 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2746472)
I like this one. Looked at in in Florida, but the guy won't call me back.

http://www.boattrader.com/find/listi...06-LS-93869006

Yeah, He's heard about your beater boat track record. He would like his hull to stay in one piece.:evilb:

This is what everyone in the Villian looked like before it came apart........:D:boat::D

wstultz 11-24-2008 08:04 PM

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" Man this is a fun boat...I might just have to keep it!"

wstultz 11-24-2008 08:06 PM

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"What did you say?"

"I think he just called us fat....something about the boat riding low"

"Screw him, lets go bounce around our kidneys some more, who's got the scotch?"

wstultz 11-24-2008 08:08 PM

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"Huh? Everything is working back here."

"He's just jealous cause this boat kicks so much A$$."

"Cool we still have an out drive!"

wstultz 11-24-2008 08:10 PM

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"Get to the nearest ramp, NOW!!!!!!!"


"Nah, we're cool. Lets just chill some more and laugh at the guy who ran out of gas."


"Hey, guys. The boat is starting to feel kind of sluggish?"

wstultz 11-24-2008 08:12 PM

:D:D:D Couldn't resist.

jeff1000man 11-24-2008 08:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746588)
"Huh? Everything is working back here."

"He's just jealous cause this boat kicks so much A$$."

"Cool we still have an out drive!"

It really looks like Spk1 and Joew are taking the man love to the next level right there. :party-smiley-004:

bigandy 11-24-2008 08:20 PM

i thought this was the video but then i saw a girl on the boat and knew it couldnt be......

http://www.break.com/index/party-boat-sinks.html

bigandy 11-24-2008 08:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2746597)
It really looks like Spk1 and Joew are taking the man love to the next level right there. :party-smiley-004:

whats funny is they were already laying on the swim platform chad just made them roll over to look at the drive!!!! :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 11-24-2008 08:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746592)
:D:D:D Couldn't resist.

Di(khole :angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 11-24-2008 08:40 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2746610)
Di(khole :angry-smiley-038:

:D Just wait for the video to come out. :evilb:

wstultz 11-24-2008 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2746610)
Di(khole :angry-smiley-038:

There's a plaque on my wall that I am scribing your name on right now!!!

bigandy 11-24-2008 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2746610)
Di(khole :angry-smiley-038:

you at home, what about fish in a barrell??? town is the fish people are the barrell..........

Trojan-man 11-24-2008 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2746634)
you at home, what about fish in a barrell??? town is the fish people are the barrell..........

yeah, I went and saw the new bond movie, and I come home to all this chit talk. :grinser010::drink::cool:

Trojan-man 11-24-2008 11:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746618)
:D Just wait for the video to come out. :evilb:

Lucky for me, there will never be any video, jeffwoman just likes to film for his private japanese henti porn remixes :p:p:p

jeff1000man 11-24-2008 11:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2746711)
Lucky for me, there will never be any video, jeffwoman just likes to film for his private japanese henti porn remixes :p:p:p

Fu(k you. That's who is still working.

That's fine, because it will still probably be done before the Bananna is in the water. :evilb:

boatman22 11-25-2008 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2746590)
"Get to the nearest ramp, NOW!!!!!!!"


"Nah, we're cool. Lets just chill some more and laugh at the guy who ran out of gas."


"Hey, guys. The boat is starting to feel kind of sluggish?"

That's what they get for laughing at someone that runs out of gas......:ernaehrung004:

Who was it ...Tbone?

tomtbone1993 11-25-2008 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2746718)
Fu(k you. That's who is still working.

That's fine, because it will still probably be done before the Bananna is in the water. :evilb:

What about all the video you have prior to the Hurricane IKe???:ernaehrung004:


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