I know a couple guys that maybe feeling it today. :drool:

feeling what??? we are pro's out here on this lake, we are so good we left AA and joined triple A!!

went out downtown last night rolled in at 3 and was up by 7 am.























then i took a nap from 9-10 and i expect to be on the back of the houseboat taking a nap from 2-3, unless its raining and then i will play playstation inside until i fall asleep...... Either way we are pros up here!!!! NO droolers

Bad news!!! i know alot of you are big fans of his, when your not being gay and watching bruce lee i mean.....

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nion_rss_daily

How was that club on sunday night?

Escobar, awesome!!!!!!

if you like smelling like smoke, dumb biatches on x rubbing there fingers through your hair, getting bumped into constantly and 9 dollar drinks. I can stay in a hotel in Tiajuana, get drunk, and get hand jobs cheaper than i can get a half a buzz in H-town. But the scenery was NICE, some of them chicks had been at La Strada since noon, then chrome, front porch, back door, the roof and a bunch of other unimaginative named clubs all day. Fuq that, give me the lake and a house boat and i am set!!!

You mean they didnt like your general lee shirt?? FU(k those up-ity H-town byatchess! I guess you need to be a saudi to have a good time in houston anymore. I was at chrome the other night as well,, had just about the same experience, too many trumped up, fake guys who roll up wearing fake armani crap,, and park their toyota paseo 3 blocks from the club and walk in, the best part is they come through the broken fence behind the valet (that cost $20 to park you car in the dirt), And of course every body loves a broke stripper,,, but whos go the time or the penacillin for that :evilb: .

Word to the wise on chrome and esco bar,, Strippers are like everybody else,,,, They cost threee times as much on their days off. :evilb: :evilb: . The same girls at chrome on sunday are at treasures monday thru saturday. So cut out the middle man. :drink:

The guy who wrote that obviously has alot of time on his hands,, Definently gay. :evilb:

ADRIANNNNNNNNN!!!!

This needs to get done this week, we need to update the website with cool stuff:cool:

looks like Tex and Black Betty will be getting a friend to play with.


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=159958

yep as soon as we close on the house and chad builds a fence we are getting a choc lab:D That is Jenni's B-day present to me.

Can I just tell you how much it sucks to work on the lake, see the lake, and watch every other azzhole enjoying themselves on the lake! And all I can do is sit here and be jealious! This sucks! :( :mad: Hopefully it will be my turn soon!

where is your neighborhood at???? i could come by and you could hear the "skank" running or listen to the radio from the shore.... whatever i can do to help you feel a little bit more like you are on the lake cause we are friends like that Bro!!

Joe and I are rigging a beer carrier to load onto Jeffs R/c Apache,, that way we could send you a little piece of the party from the lake. :evilb:

But dont worry lefty,, you really didnt miss anything at all this weekend. :evilb: :evilb:

well at least you dont have to be cramped in the office on the weekends!!!!!!

DAMN! I just gotta keep tellin myself......gonna pay off, gonna payoff.. gotta catch Smooth Operator, gotta catch Smooth operator! :cool: I need the motivation! Yeah I heard everyone had a blast on the lake Sunday! My new gig is on the east side of the lake by the dam. It's very close to White Oak Ranch going towards French Quarter. Next to Piney Shores resort. It's where all the heavy equipment is.... It's absolutely beautiful here now! The lake looks awesome! :snide:

Your Right,It is awsomee today!,, I just stuck my toe in the water and it feels great,, :evilb:

:( :(

Jeff,
I think you should do that,, you would probably be in the 50-60 mph range,, and scary mary would be running in a less than a week. Then with all your extra parts, you could get a bad azz 28-30ft single engine boat to run about 80-90mph. :cool:
But thats just my .02

That picture is funny as hell! Damn! that looks like Andy at Papa's on a goood Saturday night! :D Hell I'm going to Vodka and diet coke! :p

this thread has been dead lately.....no sign of the Stultz boys????I did hear Trouble Maker was sold, so Wade could buy a ring for Meagen. Is their any truth to this? Do we need to just close this thread?

Hell I thought there'd be plenty to talk about with Lazer and prez...... but I'll let you start that! :drink:

i will not touch that one..............but we can always discuss your trip to WalMart:evilb: :evilb:

fox hat

What happened at walmart, and what happened with Lazer? Did she ask about me ???

Looks like I am gonna be the owner of a Banana very soon :D I always wanted another project boat ... :p Hell I bet I can finish it for under 10 grand in under 4 months....:evilb:

"Wade, I want that boat, you cuall me, mid summa, wheneva, cuall me....."

Wade hasn't posted anything probably b/c he is outside crying talking sweet to his troublemaker...."don't worry baby, daddy still loves you, you are going to a new home, a better home, where it is not so hot and you can run fast all day long..."

:evilb: :evilb:

Maybe he should name his next boat Trouble Free! Trouble Maker however did live up to her name.

Anyone caught talking $hit about the Trouble Maker was not able to get some due to the lack of days she was operational. If ,However, you did try to get some, you would be crying in your cheerios right now due to the a$$ spanking handed to you.:p

Oh yah, no ring is in my future right now or ever. I will be lookin for the next girlfriend very soon. She will be long and preferably white with a lot of horsepower.:D She will also have to make a lot of noise so I can't her my present girlfriend complain about how Creed folded into her sister, and how she wants to get married and have a perfect life just like them.

Im pretty sure Tom telling her about how he plans to sell his boat, and settle into the perfect marriage, does not have anything to do with the recent pressure. :rolleyes: :evilb: .

i think we know you have always owned a banana, this just isn't one to cram up your cram hole LeFleur.

You gotta put more base in your voice, I aint fallin fur no banana in my tailpipe!!!

You are a Puzzy for selling that boat. You should be more like Tom and never say die. Look at all the fun he is having now after 14 engines. He is never selling that boat now that it is running. You quit after 4. :evilb:

Yes I was going to mention that, but Andy is to quick. Nice going BigA

Creed has a Bed Bath & Beyond account now. :rolleyes:

How does the PERFECT marriage not include a boat??


Thats like a massage without a happy ending... or Rambo 1 & 2 without 3..... or spending 5 years putting your boat together to sell it the day you get it running (sorry bud, that one needed to come from a friend)..... or owning a cruiser that you cant get any strange on cause your father in law owns the other half...
or having the only running boat in the winter only to have it break at the start of the summer.... or getting to work on the lake without actually being able to go on the lake.

What i am trying to say is why would a marriage without a boat be the perfect marriage, how would you meet the other married swinger's? The internet???

God I feel sorry for you poor S.O.B.'s ! Sellin your rigs, buying rings, marriage, happily ever after BULL $HIT! Soon it will be pontoon boats, I mean cruisers, family day on the boat, white wine spritzers, Tupperware parties, marriage counseling (because it's always your fu(kin fault! ) and last but not least no more Blow Jobs! :eek:

Unite! Fight like hell to save your Manhood! Or you'll be joining the other boat club on the lake...."Sip and Sail". :rolleyes:

Grab that extra jar of Jiffy and grow a sack! At least "Rosie and her five sisters " never talk back and always like a boat ride! :evilb:

Sorry I couldnt get to Eldorado Jacks,, I got a Frantic call at 10:00 PM, From the new management, that a "tank" was leaking a hazardous substance all over the process area,,,,,,,, So after a 100 mph drive, and every one of my guys were alerted and to the plant,, I found out the "Hazardous Substance" was you normal everyday drinking water,, one of their new brain trusts forgot to turn the fire water pumps off when he was done filling the fire water storage tank,, Hmmmm,, what does 5,000 gallons of water cost these days?? Im not sure if I can handle 30 more days of this. :chimp:

Good to see this thread back on track.......:evilb: :evilb:

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