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jeff1000man 12-16-2008 09:54 PM

Joew
Here is a windlass pretty cheap

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...-windlass.html

jeff1000man 12-16-2008 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2760609)
Friend of mines boat from the Tickfaw. I know and have the 411 on this boat if interested.

411 him that his opening bid is to high. Especially for a boat that has been owned by a coonazz. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-16-2008 10:11 PM

I heard this is were bigandy really is....http://www.belvederefireisland.com/

jeff1000man 12-16-2008 10:17 PM

tbone, check your email.

jeff1000man 12-16-2008 11:13 PM

This POS is back on the market.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/958397891.html

Trojan-man 12-17-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2760653)
This POS is back on the market.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/958397891.html

I know exactly where that boat is, I drive by it all the time out in crosby or huffman.....I always get those two towns confused. Its out by wade kind of.

Trojan-man 12-17-2008 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2760617)
Joew
Here is a windlass pretty cheap

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...-windlass.html

that is a good deal, I paid double that for mine and it is not polished

jeff1000man 12-17-2008 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2760914)
I know exactly where that boat is, I drive by it all the time out in crosby or huffman.....I always get those two towns confused. Its out by wade kind of.

I have looked at the boat. It is a turd. all the gel coat is burned off of it where that idiot tried to buff the graphis off of it and the clear coat is flaking off.

Engines don't even have the bolts in the intakes. I just picked them up off the top of the engine. I asked him, "hey, whats this" he got pissed and told me no more negotiating.

That was when they wanted like 65K or something like that.

tomtbone1993 12-17-2008 08:58 PM

chirp...chirp...

jeff1000man 12-17-2008 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761172)
chirp...chirp...

Still here trying to get some work out. We had a nice cheerful conference call this afternoon about our production, or lack of lately.

Guess I picked the wrong day to quit taking amphetamines.

tomtbone1993 12-17-2008 09:41 PM

Boatman did you get your Destin video??

tomtbone1993 12-17-2008 09:42 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761174)
Still here trying to get some work out. We had a nice cheerful conference call this afternoon about our production, or lack of lately.

Guess I picked the wrong day to quit taking amphetamines.

work sucks.........

jeff1000man 12-17-2008 09:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761195)
work sucks.........

Summer is coming, and parts are coming to make the Magnum better than ever this year. Keeps me motivated.

boatman22 12-18-2008 03:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761193)
Boatman did you get your Destin video??

No not yet....you?

wstultz 12-18-2008 09:32 AM

Proven hull, decent deal....

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=19565

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2761394)

Not really. It's a BAJA, it should be half price automatically.

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2761259)
No not yet....you?

Yep... you are in it. :cool:

wstultz 12-18-2008 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761449)
Not really. It's a BAJA, it should be half price automatically.

Not the best price i know but it is a cigarette designed hull which is a plus and the power package is nice and reliable. Just throwing it out there.

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2761477)
Not the best price i know but it is a cigarette designed hull which is a plus and the power package is nice and reliable. Just throwing it out there.

Not as reliable as this
:grinser010:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 11:37 AM

If we did this to smooth, there would be extra room back there to install a hot tub.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27051-en.html

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761490)
If we did this to smooth, there would be extra room back there to install a hot tub.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o27051-en.html

just buy Smooth and do it.....think about all the extra parts you would have......plus I would sell mine a few 100 less than the 83K he is asking for his rig.......:cool::cool:

BY U BOY 12-18-2008 12:10 PM

Joke: Losing Your Wallet In Mexico

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Losing Your Wallet In Mexico

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, low and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by a Mexican Customs Agent at the Tijuana border.

May I see your identification, por favor, seņor? asked the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the guy.

Si, amigo, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border, said the agent.

But I can prove that I'm an American! he exclaimed.

I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other.

This I must see, replied the agent.

With that, the American dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right, exclaimed the agent.

Have a safe trip back to Chicago, Senor.

Thanks! he said. 'But why do you think I'm from Chicago?

The agent replied........

"I recognized Barack Obama in the middle!"

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761501)
just buy Smooth and do it.....think about all the extra parts you would have......plus I would sell mine a few 100 less than the 83K he is asking for his rig.......:cool::cool:

35 and you can take all the left over gas out of it.

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761509)
35 and you can take all the left over gas out of it.

looks like you will be enjoying the magnum another year.....

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 12:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761528)
looks like you will be enjoying the magnum another year.....

Not enough extra gas in there to make the deal work? :evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761532)
Not enough extra gas in there to make the deal work? :evilb:

Tanks are full of $3.00 gas......:mad::party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 02:19 PM

Thanks Joew. :cool:

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 03:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761588)
Thanks Joew. :cool:

Please explain the punch line:readinghelp::readinghelp:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761628)
Please explain the punch line:readinghelp::readinghelp:

:signs069:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 04:00 PM

spk1. gnvc up 30% on the day.

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761635)
:signs069:

you didn't get your own joke either.......:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761646)
you didn't get your own joke either.......:party-smiley-004:

Wadn't a joke.

Get back to humpin the curb.

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761655)
Wadn't a joke.

Get back to humpin the curb.

Wadn't????? is that the same as "Wadeing" :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-18-2008 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2761659)
Wadn't????? is that the same as "Wadeing" :party-smiley-004:

Nothing clomes close to wadeing

tomtbone1993 12-18-2008 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2761655)
Wadn't a joke.

Get back to humpin the curb.

humpin the curb??? just like your muther hun TrebeK???? ha..ha.ha..ha..

wstultz 12-19-2008 10:51 AM

What's up this weekend biatches???

BTW New years party at my casa again. Bring your guns, 4-wheelers, Hummers, fireworks - husker do's and husker don'ts, firewater, and whatever else you feel the need to bring.:party-smiley-020::circle::hitfan:

tomtbone1993 12-19-2008 12:18 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2762086)
What's up this weekend biatches???

BTW New years party at my casa again. Bring your guns, 4-wheelers, Hummers, fireworks - husker do's and husker don'ts, firewater, and whatever else you feel the need to bring.:party-smiley-020::circle::hitfan:

What about Blackwood's Party??:ernaehrung004:

mba1620 12-19-2008 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2762128)
What about Blackwood's Party??:ernaehrung004:

Uh Oh!:eek: Blame it all on the New El Presidente. Blame the new president!! There is outrage, tiranny...No more unification:evilb: He cant hold it together.

Protestants v Catholics
North v South

Overthrow his dictatorship!!:evilb::party-smiley-004:

wstultz 12-19-2008 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2762128)
What about Blackwood's Party??:ernaehrung004:

I didn't hear about Blackwood's party. Oh well, that's just two parties you're going to have to make Kelly drive you to.:evilb:

Trojan-man 12-19-2008 12:56 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o21517-en.html

nice


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