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wstultz 10-02-2008 11:30 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2703893)
What's for lunch you wankers?

Ham and cheese.

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 11:44 AM

Sam's boat at 12:30

Trojan-man 10-02-2008 12:35 PM

why don't you leave a brother a message but pirate !! It is 12:35 and I am just now reading this

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 01:39 PM

Wade, did you get your franchise fee? I think we might have to make a trip to Dallas and regulate on ole Matt.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=1#post2704013

wstultz 10-02-2008 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2704015)
Wade, did you get your franchise fee? I think we might have to make a trip to Dallas and regulate on ole Matt.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=1#post2704013

I saw that earlier... oh well ....imitation is the best....you know the rest.:drink:

TxHawk 10-02-2008 03:48 PM

You clowns need to feel special every once in a while... your welcome.

I hope to never reach the size of the almighty B.S. Thread, as I hope to not have that much time on my hands.
:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by ExcaliburHawk40 (Post 2704160)
You clowns need to feel special every once in a while... your welcome.

I hope to never reach the size of the almighty B.S. Thread, as I hope to not have that much time on my hands.
:party-smiley-004:

Go get your damn boats put together.

wstultz 10-02-2008 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by ExcaliburHawk40 (Post 2704160)
You clowns need to feel special every once in a while... your welcome.

I hope to never reach the size of the almighty B.S. Thread, as I hope to not have that much time on my hands.
:party-smiley-004:

We didn't have that much time on our hands so we slowed production down at work to make time.:D Now we are borderline worthless.

TxHawk 10-02-2008 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2704165)
Go get your damn boats put together.

It is together. The only problem I have is that the cushions wont stay on over 80.

joew. 10-02-2008 05:25 PM

They have a lot of catching up to do. And about half of their crew will lose their jobs....

joew. 10-02-2008 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by ExcaliburHawk40 (Post 2704275)
It is together. The only problem I have is that the cushions wont stay on over 80.

You must have one bad azz truck to pull that barge 80mph:eek::party-smiley-004:

TxHawk 10-02-2008 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2704282)
You must have one bad azz truck to pull that barge 80mph:eek::party-smiley-004:

Actually the trucks runs a lot faster...

Trojan-man 10-02-2008 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by ExcaliburHawk40 (Post 2704275)
It is together. The only problem I have is that the cushions wont stay on over 80.

Thats really not a bad problem to have :drink::drink:

Trojan-man 10-02-2008 05:51 PM

It looks like some of their crew are alreay defecting to The B.S. Thread :evilb::evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 10-02-2008 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2704280)
They have a lot of catching up to do. And about half of their crew will lose their jobs....

:drink::drink:

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 07:59 PM

Oh this is very motivating

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o26143-en.html

TxHawk 10-02-2008 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2704165)
Go get your damn boats put together.

You know, I have been thinking about this comment and your current fleet.

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 09:48 PM


Originally Posted by ExcaliburHawk40 (Post 2704574)
You know, I have been thinking about this comment and you current fleet.

My fleet runs. Just not 100%

Why don't you drive down and spend a day getting the bugs worked out of my fleet. :ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-02-2008 09:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2703807)
We should start a pole thread. What will Spick1 buy next?:evilb:

A.) A 1992 Honda Civic.

B.) triple D sizes titties for a stripper he just met.

C.) A 41 Apache with staggerds

D.) An intergalactic space ship that travels back in time

E.) 42 videos of the Tom Vu siminar on how to get rich quick in the Real estate game.

F.) A sex change operation for Chadwick and Creedo so they can be together forever.

G.) More shiny pants.

H.) All of the Best Buy stores in the country...so he can fire those biatches from Sam's boat.

I.) A Wally Power 118.

Nope,, the next purchase was a starter for the port engine on the mares, put it on and ran full out parallel to the beach in fort lauderdale,, all I can say is wow and it has a totally different feel than the Vs,, U learn to respect the wind gusts comming off the beach,, but great times today. Who knowss what Im going to find next,, Honestly you guys need to come here,, there are opportunities of all kinds everywhere you look, :ernaehrung004:

TxHawk 10-02-2008 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2704583)
My fleet runs. Just not 100%

Why don't you drive down and spend a day getting the bugs worked out of my fleet. :ernaehrung004:

I am acutally going to be in Clear Lake next weekend for a wedding. I was originally planning to bring the boat and spend a few days before Ike.

jeff1000man 10-02-2008 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by ExcaliburHawk40 (Post 2704598)
I am acutally going to be in Clear Lake next weekend for a wedding. I was originally planning to bring the boat and spend a few days before Ike.

Drop it off in Conroe. We will take care of it for you while you are down there.

spk1 10-03-2008 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2704431)

You better hide that 1 from creed,, anybody want to buy a 38 turn key fountain? :cool:

spk1 10-03-2008 12:17 AM


Originally Posted by ExcaliburHawk40 (Post 2704574)
You know, I have been thinking about this comment and your current fleet.

BIPP!
You earned my blessing for starting your own BS franchise, this boy is ready LOL :angry-smiley-038: :evilb:

boatman22 10-03-2008 06:18 AM

spk1...I think I found a use for your pontoon boat.....what a wild trip...I'm ready for a trip like that....:ernaehrung004:


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=196593

wstultz 10-03-2008 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2704588)
Nope,, the next purchase was a starter for the port engine on the mares, put it on and ran full out parallel to the beach in fort lauderdale,, all I can say is wow and it has a totally different feel than the Vs,, U learn to respect the wind gusts comming off the beach,, but great times today. Who knowss what Im going to find next,, Honestly you guys need to come here,, there are opportunities of all kinds everywhere you look, :ernaehrung004:

I'll be there soon enough!

...but I was kind of hoping for an intergallactic space ship that travels back in time.:evilb:

BY U BOY 10-03-2008 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2704752)
spk1...I think I found a use for your pontoon boat.....what a wild trip...I'm ready for a trip like that....:ernaehrung004:


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=196593

lET ME KNOW WHEN WE LEAVE:drink:

jeff1000man 10-03-2008 01:18 PM

Thursday, October 02, 2008)
contacts for this news release



Blaine, Wash. - U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers apprehended a 32-year-old Surrey, British Columbia man registered to participate in the FAST program for smuggling into the United States more than 200,000 tablets of ecstasy Wednesday night at the Pacific Highway port of entry in Blaine, Wash.


Jasbir Saran was driving a 2005 Peterbilt commercial truck manifesting a shipment of toilet tissue when he was selected for an intensive examination and referred for an X-ray inspection of his cargo. During this inspection an anomaly was detected by the officer operating the X-ray machine. Upon closer examination three duffle bags were located secreted under boxes of toilet tissue, opened and discovered to be filled with multi-colored ecstasy tablets.


“This is a significant interdiction as last night we prevented approximately $2 million worth of this illicit drug from reaching the streets of our country and poisoning our communities,” said Service Port Director Margaret Fearon. “Our CBP officers will continue to maintain vigilance in safeguarding the American public while facilitating the legitimate flow of trade and travel.”


Ecstasy is the street name for the drug Methylenedioxymethamphetamine abbreviated as MDMA and was classified as a Schedule I drug in 1985, meaning it is deemed to have no medical use and a high potential for abuse. Under a United Nations agreement it has also been criminalized in most countries in the world and the long-term health effects from abuse of the drug are generally of concern to public health officials.


The FAST driver was immediately taken into custody by CBP officers and turned over to agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement. FAST is a trusted traveler program that facilitates the entry of prescreened, low-risk commercial truck drivers who have undergone a background check. Once the applicant is approved for FAST they are issued a new photo identification card for use at the land border which meets the new requirements for the Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative to be implemented June 2009.

LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL SATURDAY NIGHTS PARTY

wstultz 10-03-2008 02:02 PM

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Did the truck have a "Bunty Soap" sign on the side. The drivers name was Geliconockis. "How about the repeater?"

"Okaly doakaly do, I'm and idiot."......"You certainly are!"

spk1 10-03-2008 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2704752)
spk1...I think I found a use for your pontoon boat.....what a wild trip...I'm ready for a trip like that....:ernaehrung004:


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=196593

Wow they got a little excited about a couple kids doing what we do just about every weekend with our rigs, lol why didnt our laberge trip, make that kind of frenzy, lol.

spk1 10-03-2008 02:42 PM

I just got back from meeting the mayor of fort lauderdale,, after meeting him,, I definently think fort lauderdale is the place to live,,, he had to leave the meeting early to go pick up his Hatteras from the boat yard,, Veryy coool,,

jeff1000man 10-03-2008 02:53 PM

Subject: Joke


> When I was younger I hated
>
> going to weddings.
>
> It seemed that all of my aunts
>
> and the grandmotherly types
>
> used to come up to me, poke
>
> me in the ribs and cackle,
>
> telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.
>
> They stopped that **** after
>
> I started doing the same thing
>
> to them at funerals.
>

Thought that was funny

Trojan-man 10-03-2008 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2705190)
I just got back from meeting the mayor of fort lauderdale,, after meeting him,, I definently think fort lauderdale is the place to live,,, he had to leave the meeting early to go pick up his Hatteras from the boat yard,, Veryy coool,,

stop rubbin it in you dirty sob :angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 10-03-2008 04:31 PM

What's on the menu for the weekend you bunch of worthless bastards?

jeff1000man 10-03-2008 04:47 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2705307)
What's on the menu for the weekend you bunch of worthless bastards?

I'll be in TIKI tomorrow night and sunday, but I doubt the party will be very good. :grinser010:

jeff1000man 10-03-2008 05:52 PM

Thought this looked like a good deal for Wade to pick up a spare drive until I saw who was selling it.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/863333111.html

tomtbone1993 10-03-2008 10:27 PM

check out my buddy Bill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UwI...eature=related

wstultz 10-04-2008 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2705563)

That was the same douche in the video from 2004 that was against any regulations on FM and FM. Fu(king lieing scum bags. Texas needs to break off again, form our own Republic, and start with a new government altogether.

jeff1000man 10-05-2008 11:47 PM

Mt friend Bubba's wife just had a little girl. Good stuff,

:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

boatman22 10-06-2008 05:45 PM

Not 1 f u c k ing post all day....are we that busy with work?:grinser010:

jeff1000man 10-06-2008 06:56 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2707549)
Not 1 f u c k ing post all day....are we that busy with work?:grinser010:

I am. Just got up from my nap. :party-smiley-004:


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