She would have taken a bullet for you Tom.

If any of us robbed the IHOP our demands would have been wwwwaaaaayyyyyy different. This is a robbery! We're gonna need 20 Big Countrys, 10 Breakfast Samplers, 200 pancakes, and plenty of syrup.....and nnnoooooo funny business!


....Andy, Chad, Ryan, Kevin, Creed. Is that you guys? Take your ski masks off and sit down and eat.

And plenty of Land O Lakes.

All my family is out of town except for me.

Therefore I will be at the shop tomorrow afternoon and evening if anyone needs to get away from their own families. :ernaehrung004:

Merry Christmas guys...

Creeds ski mask was sideways and pulled down, he looked like mushmouth and the employees thought he had one of those voice things that made him sound like he was 5 yrs old. Andy fell asleep during the robbery and stabbed himself in the eye with his .38, kevin was on the cell phone the whole time whispering and going "huh, huh, huh" with that laugh of his through his ski mask and then yelled "and one meat lovers to go", Ryan's ski mask didn't work because they still knew it was cornbread. He called everybody by first name that he was robbing. Oh and I was not there.....as usual :cool::cool:

They new it was Ryan, because his ski mask was 3 sizes to small and he said his mom's cooking was way better than this chit.

Don't forget the waitress had also had sexual intercourse w/ TxLefty

Oh, that's just nasty.

I am going to get this for Joew for a wedding present. He can tow it behind the mainship.

and true.........

Actually, what ever happened to the salty toon? We could just convert it to a water slide diving board thing.

SaltyyTooonn Brought some big cash,, I reccomend any of chadwicks fine homes in the background of your ebay pics to up the resale values on your rigs,, Had tbone taken pictures of smooth in chadwicks drive way,, it would be a 100k boat. :evilb:

Merry Christmas, I would especially like to offer my warmest congratulations to joew. Oh and if you guys see wade out in the bar please buy the guy a drink,, pat him on the back and tell him its going to be ok,, he is going to get ambushed and muthaFu(ked this christmas :eek:, I cant help but think Joew. timed it for the holidays to consolidate on gifts,, but it doesnt matter much, the silent treatment as meagan opens up another box of mittens under the xmas tree all the while picturing kim with a huge rock will be just brutal,, what did wade ever do to you anyway?? LOL j/k :evilb: :evilb:

Mean While the batchlor party planning shall beginnnnn!!!!!!
Plan A. Who has the rohibanol for John and Daves drinks?? that will be essential. they must have no recolection that anything even happenned.
PlanB. Who is bringing the Donkey?? :evilb: :evilb:

Wade needs to go to Jared.

I think jeff just got a bip awardd,, lol niceee. :evilb:

Ok,, so IM looking for the ugliest beater car to put in the parking space where my "eye sore" brand new jetskis were parked before I was court ordered to move them today,, and I came across this for Big Andyy.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1978-...QQcmdZViewItem

Meanwhile IM thinking a rusty old hearse, or one of those old fish trucks for the parking garage.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1973-...QQcmdZViewItem

sweeet! lol

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ICE-C...QQcmdZViewItem

this one is a contender for the space. :ernaehrung004:

Waynes world. Waynes world. Party on. Excellent. :ernaehrung004:

They will get you for commercial vehicle, just like they got you for trailers, or watercraft.

Remeber that it has to run also to make that deal work.

Maybe I should get a donk,, LOL

That is actually what I was thinking. But make sure you get one that a certain section of the population would think was bad azz, but run it over the railroad tracks real fast so it caves in all of the fender wells. Then leave it there with the trunk lock popped out, and get one of those air freshener crowns for the back window. Let half the air out of one of the tires so that it is low, but not flat, so it is not against the rules. :cool:

Fu(k it. Just buy this. A decent carpenter and a few gallons of paint, good as new in no time.

http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-25238-De...&page=4#photos

lol now that one is a winner !!!!! ding ding ding !!! those guys will be begging you to put the jet skiis back :evilb:

lime green with the bassboat flakes in it with gold dayton wheels. I saw one in conroe the other day, i will put an offer in on it next time I see him if you want lol

Im thinking about the ice cream truck,, with a lime green paint job from maaco,, and then some gold donk rims, that should do the trick. :ernaehrung004:

congrats joe, glad it finally went public, i thought we had your bachelor party in KW oh well, vegas is super cheap right now, i am talking $199 3 days including air and hotel.... merry xmas to all of you, and kev... i think old cadillac is the way to go, cool but ugly and really long, that will inconvience them and paraphenalia is a must, rebel flag back window tint, " if i would have known they were gonnna be this much trouble i woulf have picked my own cotton " bumper sticker, bobble head jesus air freshener, donk is too cool, you need 13" chrome spokes and wide whites!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have one, a 68 sedan deville, 21 feet long and it was owned by the elvis impersonator from a movie with nicholas cage but i will let it go cheap since you are a friend!!! :)

Here you go wade,, show joe why holding out on marriage untill you have the right boat is so important. :drink:


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cigar...QQcmdZViewItem

:evilb::evilb::evilb: the classic tagline "story" behind every bigandy sale lol

Merry CHristmas Biatches. :ernaehrung004:

Who is drinking later?

Smooth's Brother

http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...29%29-93019956

That boat has been listed forever. It sat outside for at least a year on yard stands, often with the cover blown off. I saw it running around Texoma last year.

Anyone want to loose their kidneys???


http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/968519065.html

Looks clean.

I am sure bigandy all ready called and offered to tade him the hurse that carried Jimmy Hoffa to his secret resting place that has the map to the secret location drwan inside the top of the air cleaner that only he knows about. :evilb:

This has one of you guy's name all over it.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/u...-rejected.html

Good times at the Williams Festivus/ Christmas party last night. Thanks for the invite Joew.

I am Wii Soccer Ball dodging champion of the world. Joew takes it in the can because he does not hoola. :party-smiley-004:

I did come to the realization yesterday that they need to come out with Wii porn.

After further consideration, I think the blow up doll might not be tht much fun after the first game. I also wouldn't want to be the poor SOB that acrewed up and bought a returned item. :party-smiley-004:

Bip! Looks like that christmas turkey has put some fire into jefros step! :evilb: