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spk1 01-06-2009 03:50 PM

:rolleyes:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:51 PM

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spk1 01-06-2009 03:51 PM

:snide:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:52 PM

:o

spk1 01-06-2009 03:53 PM

;)

spk1 01-06-2009 03:54 PM

:traurig001:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:55 PM

:throw:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:55 PM

:angry-smiley-044:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:56 PM

:Whatever:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:56 PM

:hitfan:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:57 PM

:offtopic:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:57 PM

:signs069:

spk1 01-06-2009 03:59 PM

:hothead:

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 03:59 PM

Keep it up big guy. Cannonball comin. :eek:

wstultz 01-06-2009 04:03 PM

Who's running the Sunny Isles to Bimini Race this year???

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2771988)
Who's running the Sunny Isles to Bimini Race this year???

I can't even run to the store right now. :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 01-06-2009 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2771989)
I can't even run to the store right now. :party-smiley-004:

Me either. :( Hey, there's always next year!:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2771991)
Me either. :( Hey, there's always next year!:ernaehrung004:

Oh, I'll have it running soon. Just got some new insurance that lets me keep the bigger engine in it. :ernaehrung004:

Got to take advantage. :drink:

I figure with the money I am saving on Booze right now, I can afford a newer, better set of heads.

spk1 01-06-2009 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2771988)
Who's running the Sunny Isles to Bimini Race this year???

When is it?

spk1 01-06-2009 04:23 PM

Im currently working on proper trim positions to run thru that inlet slop with out getting slapped.

spk1 01-06-2009 04:27 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o24439-en.html

This is the new drive technique I keep comming up with. :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772004)
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o24439-en.html

This is the new drive technique I keep comming up with. :evilb:

Good luck. More like Drive BREAKING technique. Just give me a 100K and let me kick you in the balls.

Buy this instead if you want an old boat. At least this can handle the power.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25647-en.html

spk1 01-06-2009 05:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliQy...eature=related

Maybe this will wake you Muthafu(kas back up!!!

Trojan-man 01-06-2009 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772000)
Im currently working on proper trim positions to run thru that inlet slop with out getting slapped.

fiberglass in a bull dozer blade right in front of you. That should do the trick. Or try already being at 70mph when you hit the inlet and make sure your tabs are down.....oh wait a minute... :party-smiley-004::eek:

bigandy 01-06-2009 08:20 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772013)
Good luck. More like Drive BREAKING technique. Just give me a 100K and let me kick you in the balls.

Buy this instead if you want an old boat. At least this can handle the power.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o25647-en.html

that boat is phhhhhat!!! $75k make offer, jeffro you probably ruined a pair of undies....

"$40k,
NO.
how about $30k
hell NO.
Ok i'll go to $40k,
i told you NO.........
you said make an offer! how about $50k
Oh, OK
Alright i'll let you know!!!"

bigandy 01-06-2009 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2772060)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QliQy...eature=related

Maybe this will wake you Muthafu(kas back up!!!

is that the movie where they said, "my chit always works"

oh thats right, that was "bad boys 2, the kevin g story" :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2772179)
that boat is phhhhhat!!! $75k make offer, jeffro you probably ruined a pair of undies....

"$40k,
NO.
how about $30k
hell NO.
Ok i'll go to $40k,
i told you NO.........
you said make an offer! how about $50k
Oh, OK
Alright i'll let you know!!!"

Actually I never offered that low. Insurance is a problem on it as well. They want 5-6% of the hull value for the premium. Pretty stupid if you ask me, but, oh wait, I am in the insurance business, so it doesn't have to make sence.

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 09:25 PM

I really wished I had enough cash to buy this so I could keep it in the family.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us

bigandy 01-06-2009 09:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772235)
Actually I never offered that low. Insurance is a problem on it as well. They want 5-6% of the hull value for the premium. Pretty stupid if you ask me, but, oh wait, I am in the insurance business, so it doesn't have to make sence.

$50k boat, $2500 for insurance? is that what you are saying? that sucks???

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 09:29 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2772241)
$50k boat, $2500 for insurance? is that what you are saying? that sucks???

70K boat 4200 insurance. That sucks. I never even tried lower than 60K and was given the verbal finger.

wstultz 01-06-2009 10:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2771998)
When is it?

June 11-14 2009

http://siboffshore.com/

jeff1000man 01-06-2009 10:12 PM

Glad to see the profit margin of pus.sy is going up.

https://www.etrade.wallst.com/v1/sto...H6oVkgRa54TC32

boatman22 01-07-2009 08:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772240)
I really wished I had enough cash to buy this so I could keep it in the family.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us

Offer him 50K.....:party-smiley-004:

boatman22 01-07-2009 08:24 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772244)
70K boat 4200 insurance. .

Is this because it's an older boat?

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 08:37 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2772441)
Is this because it's an older boat?

To old, and the stupid speed calculator from Markel says that it is 110mph boat. I don't see it, but whatever.

boatman22 01-07-2009 08:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772446)
To old, and the stupid speed calculator from Markel says that it is 110mph boat. I don't see it, but whatever.

I don't see how they come up with that formula.....Hell I pay just over $1200.00 per year even with the increased HP. I guess they know.

joew. 01-07-2009 08:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772446)
To old, and the stupid speed calculator from Markel says that it is 110mph boat. I don't see it, but whatever.

Did you tell them you were going to go through the power and beef it up a little? That should get the max speed about 63mph.....












:evilb:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 08:55 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2772456)
I don't see how they come up with that formula.....Hell I pay just over $1200.00 per year even with the increased HP. I guess they know.

2 Many people out there took advantage of them to many times. It's all coming back around.:mad:

jeff1000man 01-07-2009 09:02 AM

Boat show tomorrow?

Trying to plan around my busy work schedule. :ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 01-07-2009 09:28 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2772460)
2 Many people out there took advantage of them to many times. It's all coming back around.:mad:

Try someone other than markell yet?


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