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spk1 12-26-2008 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2765705)
I did come to the realization yesterday that they need to come out with Wii porn.

After further consideration, I think the blow up doll might not be tht much fun after the first game. I also wouldn't want to be the poor SOB that acrewed up and bought a returned item. :party-smiley-004:

I believe this post will take all bip credits away from jeffro, for today, :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-26-2008 04:34 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2765712)
I believe this post will take all bip credits away from jeffro, for today, :party-smiley-004:

I think you would be the guy sleeping out front of Best Buy the day they released that game. Throw out the lolipops and stuffed animals that you have been using for bait. There's a new game in town. :evilb:

spk1 12-26-2008 05:45 PM

http://www.southwest.com/cgi-bin/showOrPrice

Hmmm?

jeff1000man 12-26-2008 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2765736)

Nothing comes up.

tomtbone1993 12-26-2008 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2765736)

linky not worky...

tomtbone1993 12-26-2008 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2765670)
Good times at the Williams Festivus/ Christmas party last night. Thanks for the invite Joew.

I am Wii Soccer Ball dodging champion of the world. Joew takes it in the can because he does not hoola. :party-smiley-004:

anytime buddy.....also JoeW takes it in the can in Tiger Woods golf as well.....

jeff1000man 12-26-2008 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2765742)
anytime buddy.....also JoeW takes it in the can in Tiger Woods golf as well.....

Eagle's from the fairway in less than the first 9 holes

Tomtbone - 2
Jeff1000man - 1
Joew - 0

Amount of strokes finished behind the leaders using "supertiger" setting to give the biggest advantage.

Joew - eleventy :evilb:

He should have used the mask, but Pappa Williams was there and I don't think he wanted to show up. :party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-27-2008 02:03 AM

the link showed southwest tickets to fortlauderdale on the weekend of the 12th for $250 round trip. I figured Ive tricked Joew. into flying down thinking he was going fishing twice,, why not do it a third time,, Its not near as bad as the trick he is about to fall for lol,, j/kkkk :eek:

spk1 12-27-2008 02:04 AM

ZZZzzzzziiiNNNnnnnnGGGggg!!!!! heheeh :evilb:

jeff1000man 12-27-2008 04:12 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2765852)
the link showed southwest tickets to fortlauderdale on the weekend of the 12th for $250 round trip. I figured Ive tricked Joew. into flying down thinking he was going fishing twice,, why not do it a third time,, Its not near as bad as the trick he is about to fall for lol,, j/kkkk :eek:

That is not a zing.

boatman22 12-27-2008 06:27 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2765852)
the link showed southwest tickets to fortlauderdale on the weekend of the 12th for $250 round trip. I figured Ive tricked Joew. into flying down thinking he was going fishing twice,, why not do it a third time,, Its not near as bad as the trick he is about to fall for lol,, j/kkkk :eek:

Yes it's a ZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG:ernaehrun g004:

BY U BOY 12-27-2008 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2765869)
Yes it's a ZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG:ernaehrun g004:

I concure that is a zip,zing,POW old school batman style:evilb:

bigandy 12-27-2008 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2765852)
the link showed southwest tickets to fortlauderdale on the weekend of the 12th for $250 round trip. I figured Ive tricked Joew. into flying down thinking he was going fishing twice,, why not do it a third time,, Its not near as bad as the trick he is about to fall for lol,, j/kkkk :eek:

you should not take a job as a travel agent cause it is only $188 on continental!!!!!!!!!!!

spk1 12-27-2008 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2766023)
you should not take a job as a travel agent cause it is only $188 on continental!!!!!!!!!!!

Post a link so these batchlor party monkeys can see all their options.

spk1 12-27-2008 03:53 PM

I like tbones idea of a cruise, there would be casino action,, drinking, joe could troll off the back of the cruise ship :evilb:,, Im just a little concerned that captain insano would arrive and fall off the ship near guatamala. What are some realistic numbers on a cruise out of galveston?

tomtbone1993 12-27-2008 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2766023)
you should not take a job as a travel agent cause it is only $188 on continental!!!!!!!!!!!

So scratch Travel Agent and Fishing Guide??:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-27-2008 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2766037)
So scratch Travel Agent and Fishing Guide??:party-smiley-004:

Glad to see I didn't miss anything today except a pretty good BIP>

jeff1000man 12-27-2008 08:07 PM

This was a pretty good deal.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...3AIT&viewitem=

bigandy 12-27-2008 10:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2766032)
I like tbones idea of a cruise, there would be casino action,, drinking, joe could troll off the back of the cruise ship :evilb:,, Im just a little concerned that captain insano would arrive and fall off the ship near guatamala. What are some realistic numbers on a cruise out of galveston?

$369 for 4 or 5 days... what weekend would we do it, i got someone we can call? i sold a buick that was the car Forest Gumps girlfriend makes out in when she was in college in the movie to a carnival travel agent!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilb:

booking my ticket tonight for lauderdale...... we could go out on the chris craft and catch all the waterfront bars after they close for joes bachelor party and then fish the next day at the boat ramp with all the canadians!!!

jeff1000man 12-27-2008 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2766195)
$369 for 4 or 5 days... what weekend would we do it, i got someone we can call? i sold a buick that was the car Forest Gumps girlfriend makes out in when she was in college in the movie to a carnival travel agent!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilb:

booking my ticket tonight for lauderdale...... we could go out on the chris craft and catch all the waterfront bars after they close for joes bachelor party and then fish the next day at the boat ramp with all the canadians!!!

Canadians are very territorial over their turf. :party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-27-2008 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2766195)
$369 for 4 or 5 days... what weekend would we do it, i got someone we can call? i sold a buick that was the car Forest Gumps girlfriend makes out in when she was in college in the movie to a carnival travel agent!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilb:

booking my ticket tonight for lauderdale...... we could go out on the chris craft and catch all the waterfront bars after they close for joes bachelor party and then fish the next day at the boat ramp with all the canadians!!!

At least you came back from that trip.
:cool:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...n1623149.shtml

spk1 12-27-2008 10:43 PM

Or if you prefer,, dont take your hot wife on a cruise. Especially if shes into drama. :angry-smiley-038:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...n1476588.shtml

spk1 12-27-2008 10:47 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/cr...ali-coast.html


I bet captain insano could fend of the pirates. :ernaehrung004:

joew. 12-29-2008 09:02 AM

http://www.vrbo.com/

VRBO Listing #46206

What about something like this for the bachlor party? Looks like a cruise would be out because they do not have three day cruises. I know most of us would like to drink a lot and not spend much money. Sleeps 14. Anybody else can get a room or bunk up at my dads place. Fish, drink, cook, drink, poker, drink, etc.....Be a good cheap weekend.

There is a ramp near by if anyone brought their boat for some big winter gulf water!

bigandy 12-29-2008 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2766209)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/cr...ali-coast.html


I bet captain insano could fend of the pirates. :ernaehrung004:

quote underneath article!! can we invite this guy to be our friend he is hilarious!!!!????

Uncle Gerald- "it cant be difficult to spot these people at a distance,big three masted sailing ship,dozens of parrots,wooden limbs,eye patches,hooks,outrageous tricorn hats,bloody great flag with a picture of duncan goodhew with his arms folded on it.blimey even at night the numerous "ha hars"and bleedin sea shanties should be a give away."

bigandy 12-29-2008 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2766762)
http://www.vrbo.com/

VRBO Listing #46206

What about something like this for the bachlor party? Looks like a cruise would be out because they do not have three day cruises. I know most of us would like to drink a lot and not spend much money. Sleeps 14. Anybody else can get a room or bunk up at my dads place. Fish, drink, cook, drink, poker, drink, etc.....Be a good cheap weekend.

There is a ramp near by if anyone brought their boat for some big winter gulf water!


or we could go to key west and play nascar video games and punch punching bags!!!!!! i dunnno maybe eat pizza every meal and go to bed early every night... we should get a small room with one king bed, i figure we could get 10 in one bed, 5 under the covers and 5 on top, roper willl want under the covers cause he gets cold in his man thong!!!! someone could get a booty calll at three am and not get laid but bring us all back taco bell!!!!!!!!! :evilb::evilb: i think its a plan boys we just need to figure out what weekend?!?!?

tomtbone1993 12-29-2008 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2766762)
http://www.vrbo.com/

VRBO Listing #46206

What about something like this for the bachlor party? Looks like a cruise would be out because they do not have three day cruises. I know most of us would like to drink a lot and not spend much money. Sleeps 14. Anybody else can get a room or bunk up at my dads place. Fish, drink, cook, drink, poker, drink, etc.....Be a good cheap weekend.

There is a ramp near by if anyone brought their boat for some big winter gulf water!

What weekend did you have in mind for this boy scout trip??
http://www.vrbo.com/46206

tomtbone1993 12-29-2008 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2766209)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/cr...ali-coast.html


I bet captain insano could fend of the pirates. :ernaehrung004:

"No one on board was hurt and Nautica's captain Jurica Brajcic was able to take evasive action and outrun the two boats."



If you get out ran by a cruise ship, your chit is slow.......:cool:

joew. 12-29-2008 10:20 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2766797)
What weekend did you have in mind for this boy scout trip??
http://www.vrbo.com/46206

TBD. I want to get some input of what everyone wants to do.... I thought this could be a good cheap route but I am open to what ever. I will need to do some thing in the next 45 days.


No she is not pregnant:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-29-2008 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2766809)
TBD. I want to get some input of what everyone wants to do.... I thought this could be a good cheap route but I am open to what ever. I will need to do some thing in the next 45 days.


No she is not pregnant:party-smiley-004:

I am down for what ever you want to do....just don't phuck up a good summer boating wekend with a wedding:evilb::evilb::evilb:

wstultz 12-29-2008 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2766816)
I am down for what ever you want to do....just don't phuck up a good summer boating wekend with a wedding:evilb::evilb::evilb:

I agree.

By the way T-Bone Civellos auto shippers are the most incompetent retards on the planet. They lost my truck! :angry-smiley-038:It's in a storage lot somewhere in Houston because they don't know how to use a phone.

joew. 12-29-2008 10:59 AM

There is two beach houses in Surfside called the Sea breeze and Sea Sprite. They rent for 299 (each) for the weekend and 449 (each) for the week. Fits 16+ people, 4 baths. That is less then 50.00 a head if we do it for the weekend. Can't get much cheaper then that. Not sure how much fun everyone will have. It would be what we made it. I just want to get drunk once for three days straight, is that to much to ask? Who all would be in on this? Who has a plan B? What weekend works for everyone, or what weekend is bad for you? I will be at the King Ranch the last weekend of January. Other then that I am good.

wstultz 12-29-2008 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2766835)
There is two beach houses in Surfside called the Sea breeze and Sea Sprite. They rent for 299 (each) for the weekend and 449 (each) for the week. Fits 16+ people, 4 baths. That is less then 50.00 a head if we do it for the weekend. Can't get much cheaper then that. Not sure how much fun everyone will have. It would be what we made it. I just want to get drunk once for three days straight, is that to much to ask? Who all would be in on this? Who has a plan B? What weekend works for everyone, or what weekend is bad for you? I will be at the King Ranch the last weekend of January. Other then that I am good.

"All I have is a 100." BigAndy 2006:drink:

bigandy 12-29-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2766835)
There is two beach houses in Surfside called the Sea breeze and Sea Sprite. They rent for 299 (each) for the weekend and 449 (each) for the week. Fits 16+ people, 4 baths. That is less then 50.00 a head if we do it for the weekend. Can't get much cheaper then that. Not sure how much fun everyone will have. It would be what we made it. I just want to get drunk once for three days straight, is that to much to ask? Who all would be in on this? Who has a plan B? What weekend works for everyone, or what weekend is bad for you? I will be at the King Ranch the last weekend of January. Other then that I am good.

bachelor party at the king ranch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomtbone1993 12-29-2008 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2766835)
There is two beach houses in Surfside called the Sea breeze and Sea Sprite. They rent for 299 (each) for the weekend and 449 (each) for the week. Fits 16+ people, 4 baths. That is less then 50.00 a head if we do it for the weekend. Can't get much cheaper then that. Not sure how much fun everyone will have. It would be what we made it. I just want to get drunk once for three days straight, is that to much to ask? Who all would be in on this? Who has a plan B? What weekend works for everyone, or what weekend is bad for you? I will be at the King Ranch the last weekend of January. Other then that I am good.

The good thing about a Bachelor Party in Freeport is the freaky strippers.....3 tits, 4 ears, penis where the vagina is suppose to be......don't drink the water:eek::evilb::evilb:

bigandy 12-29-2008 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2766841)
"All I have is a 100." BigAndy 2006:drink:

economy is slow, now all i have is a $20!! :evilb:

is your truck on a truck or did they drop it?? where they supposed to bring it to you or take it to a rail head???

tomtbone1993 12-29-2008 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2766829)
I agree.

By the way T-Bone Civellos auto shippers are the most incompetent retards on the planet. They lost my truck! :angry-smiley-038:It's in a storage lot somewhere in Houston because they don't know how to use a phone.

they are auto shippers, not junk.....:cool::cool-smiley-027::evilb:

wstultz 12-29-2008 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2766846)
economy is slow, now all i have is a $20!! :evilb:

is your truck on a truck or did they drop it?? where they supposed to bring it to you or take it to a rail head???

They dropped it because the guy waited four days in Houston trying to get a hold of me. The shippers gave him my work number only even though I told them to contact me through my cell. They also claim they gave him my drop address but the driver says they only gave him the pick up address. He had to make another run so he dropped the car in a lot somewhere off of beltway 8. I have recieved NO CALLS from the delivery company, any info I have gotten is because I have called them and the lady you have to deal with is a huge BIATCH and nothing is ever her fault. Door to Door service my arse.

wstultz 12-29-2008 11:24 AM

The best part is that there is a newly rebuilt flathead v-8 in the bed of the truck that has now been in the elements 6 days longer than it should have.

tomtbone1993 12-29-2008 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2766852)
They dropped it because the guy waited four days in Houston trying to get a hold of me. The shippers gave him my work number only even though I told them to contact me through my cell. They also claim they gave him my drop address but the driver says they only gave him the pick up address. He had to make another run so he dropped the car in a lot somewhere off of beltway 8. I have recieved NO CALLS from the delivery company, any info I have gotten is because I have called them and the lady you have to deal with is a huge BIATCH and nothing is ever her fault. Door to Door service my arse.

Driver's don't wait four hours ...nevermind four days.....who are you dealing with? Who filled out the paperwork and faxed it into Cevello's? Do they know I refered you to them?? Do i need to find your rust bucket for you??? Let me know....I will make some phuckin heads roll....just put me in coach....


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