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Oh, and I guess you have to be Bigandy or Creed to get the invite before the morning of the fishing trip lol :party-smiley-004::evilb::party-smiley-004:

I agree.

BY U BOY

01-12-2009 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2774608)

http://www.venicefishinglodge.net/

I just talked to this guy and it sounds awesome. May be a great bachelor party location. All "great" meals and beer included. Only thing you bring is hard liquor because of his insurance. Basically $170.00/night if you just want to party and that covers lodge, meals, and booze. If you want to fish make it $370.00/night. They will drive us to the casino which is less then 50 miles away as we choose. Tell me what you guys think. He told me to let him know how we will like the party and they will make it happen.......I like his thinking:drink:

Sounds cool. Fishing is great in that area too. There is a karoke bar down the rd that is like the twilight zone.Or a vietnamese hooker bar. I didn't stay long enough to find out:grinser010:

Trojan-man

01-12-2009 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2776059)

It rides great. We rode around in one in 3 footers and it was surprisingly smooth. It didn't have near the weight Chad's will have in it either.:cool:

Cornbread, this is the one we rode in down in the keys. It was a pretty phat ride

joew.

01-12-2009 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2776174)

I guess you have to be creed and bigandy to go fishing on the Bandit. If you are Chad and Joew we get to sit at the marina for 2 weeks. Oh, and I guess you have to be Bigandy or Creed to get the invite before the morning of the fishing trip lol :party-smiley-004::evilb::party-smiley-004:

All I get is to fix two toilets and have Creedo stiff me on the gift/chip in.

On a side note: If they had cought a fish we would have pics. Everyone knows how happy he is just to get out of the marina by the inletcam.com txt that we keep getting. Maybe the Geroke's would do better in a Trawler:evilb:

jeff1000man

01-12-2009 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2776178)

Sounds cool. Fishing is great in that area too. There is a karoke bar down the rd that is like the twilight zone.Or a vietnamese hooker bar. I didn't stay long enough to find out:grinser010:

This is sounding better.

wstultz

01-12-2009 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2776186)

This is sounding better.

You like the vietnamese hookers that bite your nose off don't you?

tomtbone1993

01-12-2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2776213)

You like the vietnamese hookers that bite your nose off don't you?

he will take puzzy any way he can get it........:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

01-12-2009 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2776266)

he will take puzzy any way he can get it........:party-smiley-004:

You will too. Don't try and hide it. :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man

01-12-2009 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2776181)

:evilb::evilb::evilb::evilb:

wstultz

01-13-2009 10:09 AM

weak....somebody post something already!

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2776840)

weak....somebody post something already!

You suck

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 10:38 AM

This one just keeps getting lower, and lower, and lower

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16913

Trojan-man

01-13-2009 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2776876)

This one just keeps getting lower, and lower, and lower

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16913

wow, that is cheap :cool-smiley-026:

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2776884)

wow, that is cheap :cool-smiley-026:

Not cheap enough for me yet.

wstultz

01-13-2009 11:15 AM

Cheap, just like your mother, hey Trebek?

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2776909)

Cheap, just like your mother, hey Trebek?

Mr. Connery, please refrain from using references to my mother.

wstultz

01-13-2009 11:59 AM

This is one clean machine!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...1%7C240%3A1318

tomtbone1993

01-13-2009 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2776946)

This is one clean machine!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...1%7C240%3A1318

nice find:cool:

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2776946)

This is one clean machine!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...1%7C240%3A1318

I'll bet big money that never clears the ramp at inland. :angry-smiley-038:

wstultz

01-13-2009 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2776954)

nice find:cool:

Can't take credit. It was some dude that posted it in the Classic offshore section. Sweet Ride but screw four engines....DAMN....imagine oil changes.

wstultz

01-13-2009 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2776959)

I'll bet big money that never clears the ramp at inland. :angry-smiley-038:

It does when you borrow the Milstead Auto big rig wrecker to jack it up ten feet. BigAndy has some experience with that.:D

Trojan-man

01-13-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2776946)

This is one clean machine!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boats...1%7C240%3A1318

what a beauty !!!! :ernaehrung004:

wstultz

01-13-2009 12:52 PM

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Check out the new 28 Banana about to come out. If this doesn't scream money punch yourself in the di(k....Kind of looks like a shortened Vice.

boatman22

01-13-2009 02:13 PM

No BS in here today...Jeff must be working so he does not get his ass chewed again......:hitfan:

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2777066)

No BS in here today...Jeff must be working so he does not get his ass chewed again......:hitfan:

Worked hard on shopping ebay this morning. THen went to lunch with the former pres and worked hard on lunching. Now I am back at work working hard on phone calls and watching stock prices go down. :angry-smiley-038:.

Now I will be working hard on willing boat prices to come down.

boatman22

01-13-2009 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2777069)

I thought Bush does not leave office till next Tuesday:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2777086)

I thought Bush does not leave office till next Tuesday:ernaehrung004:

That is meeting for next week at the Houstonian. This is the former TOPPS pres. Smaller story, but i know you have been following it.

spk1	01-13-2009 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2776174)

I invited all of you long ago,, I guess big andy and creed are the only ones who took me at my word and called me and said hey we are going to be there tomorrow, what time should we drop by. Just give me a call and Im here waiting.

spk1	01-13-2009 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2776181)

I want my radar back A-Hole!! :evilb:

wstultz

01-13-2009 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2777112)

I want my radar back A-Hole!! :evilb:

You gave him the radar! Joe how come we haven't seen the Mainship/ helicopter cruising the lake yet???

"Welcome aboard the Mainship Islander uuuuhhhhhhhh, we'll be cruising at around 30000 feet today uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh, we know you have a choice in your sweeping radar vessels and we are glad you chose the Islander for your travel today uuuuuuuhuhhhhhhhhhhh, beverage services are five dollars and please don't forget to tip your boat biatches."

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 06:06 PM

I just can't understand why my high bid didn't win these?

It would have been cool though to have here for conroe racing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...2254&viewitem=

joew.

01-13-2009 07:00 PM

Depart:

10:05 a.m.

Thu., Feb. 12, 2009

Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental)
Arrive:

1:25 p.m.

Thu., Feb. 12, 2009

Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL)
OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification:

965 /100%
Flight: CO1448

Aircraft: Boeing 757-200

Fare Class: Economy (I)

Travel Time:2 hr 20 mn

Meal: Snack

No Special Meal Offered.

Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL) to Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental)
Depart:

5:30 p.m.

Sun., Feb. 15, 2009

Fort Lauderdale, FL (FLL)
Arrive:

7:30 p.m.

Sun., Feb. 15, 2009

Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental)
OnePass Miles/
Elite Qualification:

965 /100%
Flight: CO249

Aircraft: Boeing 757-200

Fare Class: Economy (M)

Travel Time:3 hr 0 mn

Meal: Snack

No Special Meal Offered.

joew.

01-13-2009 07:01 PM

My flieght info to FL boat show if anyone else is going. The bachelor party has been put off until some time in March. More details to follow. Gotta have something to do in Febuary:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2777292)

I just booked mine. Got that last fat bot aisle seat on the plane. Get em while their hot.

wstultz

01-13-2009 08:19 PM

Is this the Miami boat show we are talking about? and what are the dates?

jeff1000man

01-13-2009 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2777372)

Is this the Miami boat show we are talking about? and what are the dates?

They are the dates between the date we are leaving and the date we are coming back. :hitfan::stupid:

wstultz

01-13-2009 08:43 PM

Ultimate tailgate mobile......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ford-...fCarsQ5fTrucks

wstultz

01-13-2009 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2777379)

They are the dates between the date we are leaving and the date we are coming back. :hitfan::stupid:

One would think that...but with this crew, it's better to double check.:D

tomtbone1993

01-13-2009 10:56 PM

This is what JoeW decided for his Bachelor Party http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_...or=&fullscreen

tomtbone1993

01-13-2009 11:17 PM

Looks like this guy went to Jeff's school of low ballng and won....I can't belive you boys let that Pantera sell this cheap..

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Originally Posted by dreamer (Post 2776805)

ferrari boat going for 145k at repo... deal is done.... wtf is the buyer thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ignorance about how their system works...he saw 145k min bid offered that and they took it... meanwhile last week and 06 36 pantera w/525s went in the mid 60s!!!!!!!!!!!! min bid 135

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