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Trojan-man 01-22-2009 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2783747)
have you talked to Blackwood on what you are looking for?

I want an 80s model that has been chopped and channelled, with the big pipes, the extension and the chrom rear wheel fenders........oh and the naked lady mud flaps

Trojan-man 01-22-2009 07:48 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2783893)
really good to know, http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=330302386052

even though i am high bidder i guess 10 cents on the dollar isnt gonna get it, tbone you are right on the hauler, like i said, best deal on ebay right now!!!

There won't be a safe mailbox anywhere with that thing :evilb:

bigandy 01-22-2009 08:12 PM

scrap the caddy is on CMT

bigandy 01-22-2009 08:28 PM

Man the car carrier company has got a horrible reputation!!! i looked it up, take your deposit and never pick up car according to about 50 people!!! I wonder how welll the truck was taken care of, i could buy it and have a driver drive it for a year then sell the trailer and use it for my toterhome!!!!!!

or i could just keep sitting here on the couch in my underwear until mary comes over and brings me my meals and play wii and playstation........... hmmm ya i will do that. I just won Godfather blackhand addition on Wii, when i won it said congratulations you beat the game and it only took 118 hours, it made me sad, i could have made 1180 dollars at a job in the same amount of time it took me to be the Don of New York!!!!

tomtbone1993 01-22-2009 09:22 PM

http://www.madmariner.com/docking_game

I am better at this backwards with a few beers and a cigarette...

jeff1000man 01-22-2009 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2783914)
That is why I said it would take a few months and not a month to geet your return.

That rig could bring in around 10K a week with a good two man crew.

If that is the case. Lets get it. Find us a crew.

jeff1000man 01-22-2009 09:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2784061)
http://www.madmariner.com/docking_game

I am better at this backwards with a few beers and a cigarette...

Only after you fall into the water with your phone in your pocket. :evilb:

wstultz 01-22-2009 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2784061)
http://www.madmariner.com/docking_game

I am better at this backwards with a few beers and a cigarette...

Sweet, I got 74000 and then it told me I needed to be a registered user to go further.:p

tomtbone1993 01-22-2009 09:41 PM

a lot of Drama this week on OSO............http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...norman-ok.html

wstultz 01-22-2009 09:51 PM

This is a truck boys....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_pS-...eature=related

wstultz 01-22-2009 09:53 PM

I think I saw a white Z in this video....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTeGZ...eature=related

tomtbone1993 01-22-2009 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2783934)
I want an 80s model that has been chopped and channelled, with the big pipes, the extension and the chrom rear wheel fenders........oh and the naked lady mud flaps

here you go buddy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSvwd...eature=related

wstultz 01-22-2009 09:55 PM

This has my vote....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F76CX...eature=related

wstultz 01-22-2009 10:01 PM

and if you're into Freightliners....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUU7U...eature=related

wstultz 01-22-2009 10:07 PM

Kick A$$ truck/hotel of the future...plus a little Rammstein....Du Has, Du Has Mae....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O43gM...eature=related

tomtbone1993 01-22-2009 10:10 PM

here is one for bigandy........its a tow rig to match the Skank....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsKKD...eature=related

jeff1000man 01-22-2009 10:14 PM

Enough With The Trucks All Ready. Is This Blackwood.com?

tomtbone1993 01-22-2009 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2784098)
Enough With The Trucks All Ready. Is This Blackwood.com?

Have you ever got Blackwood started talking about trucks??? he is like a kid in a candy store...

jeff1000man 01-22-2009 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2784102)
Have you ever got Blackwood started talking about trucks??? he is like a kid in a candy store...

I have Matt for that.

tomtbone1993 01-22-2009 10:30 PM

I am glad the truth has came out. I was just about ready to pull the trigger on a new GTX Outerlimints......Looks like I will be getting something else....



Originally Posted by snl (Post 2784106)
Update,

I met with a local Maritime Attorney who is also x Coast Guard, The builders Certificate is required for Coast Guard Documentation.

Hideaway admitted to the fraud and Outerlimits admitted that they re-issued the paperwork to get the boat registered.

I have a meeting with the Detective that arrested Pierre Gaudreau on the last 10 felonies that you read about in the other thread tomorrow. He said right now he is facing multiple 30 year charges and the evidence is strong.

As far as Outerlimits, I know you some of you are Outerlimit nut swingers but they have committed a felony also according to the Maritime lawyer. They will face charges also.

I am done, I will let the courts and feds decide the rest, just thought you all should get the update and buyer beware.


jeff1000man 01-22-2009 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2784110)
I am glad the truth has came out. I was just about ready to pull the trigger on a new GTX Outerlimints......Looks like I will be getting something else....

Me too.

BY U BOY 01-23-2009 12:10 AM

Congrats Joe!

spk1 01-23-2009 01:06 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2783733)
BigAndy learned in Destin....BAC does not effect my driving skills:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

neither do sirens, :drink:

boatman22 01-23-2009 07:41 AM

For a minute I thought the BS thread was turning into a TRUCKING thread:party-smiley-004:

I might be available to be a driver:cool:

jeff1000man 01-23-2009 08:03 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2784242)
For a minute I thought the BS thread was turning into a TRUCKING thread:party-smiley-004:

I might be available to be a driver:cool:

Have you seen the futures this morning? We might all be drivers. :mad:

jeff1000man 01-23-2009 08:03 AM

Boatman, call me later. I need some info you might have.

bigandy 01-23-2009 08:59 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2784267)
Boatman, call me later. I need some info you might have.

Now he is an insider day trader.......

Jeff do you realize if do accidentally make a profit in the stock market the way you are doing it you have to pay the same percentage of taxes as if you won the lottery?!?!

Buy some property, buy an old car, or if nothing else buy some gold medallians at least they are going to appreciate in value and you can wear them when you take out the boat!!!

bigandy 01-23-2009 08:59 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2784164)
neither do sirens, :drink:

ZING :evilb::evilb:

wstultz 01-23-2009 09:45 AM

What's up Spk1, no www.inletcam.com lately? I want to see a high speed fly by the inletcam next time you are supposedly on the water.:evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-23-2009 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2784304)
ZING :evilb::evilb:

classic:ernaehrung004:

Rcolter 01-23-2009 11:01 AM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=18653

Clean looking boat, but still $$$$

bigandy 01-23-2009 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2784384)

that is cool, wade wasnt the 28 fountain at key west with a single ilmore and the polished drive and trailer for sale real cheap?? like $50k or $60k?? i could be making all that up as i have drank since then, and was drinking that night too!!! :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 01-23-2009 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2784403)
that is cool, wade wasnt the 28 fountain at key west with a single ilmore and the polished drive and trailer for sale real cheap?? like $50k or $60k?? i could be making all that up as i have drank since then, and was drinking that night too!!! :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Do you mean the 29 Extreme with the flames on it? That one was for sale for around $70K with a number three drive but i don't now what engine it had.

bigandy 01-23-2009 11:50 AM

the dude we talked to on duval street i thought had a fountain and i thought it was for sale...

bigandy 01-23-2009 11:59 AM

Maryandy has a deal on a time share!!!

$2500 for on the beach 4 star 2 bedroom daytona beach resort including the dues for 2009, $10,000 resort normally but lady is bankrupt and just needs someone to pay it off or they charge it off on her credit for the dues!!! rooms normally $500/night you get 1st choice what week in the high time or 2 weeks in the winter. yearly dues are locked in at $1400/yr

i am looking for one of these in orlando, otherwise i would be all over it, you can rent your week out and make money or sell the timeshare!!! new phone supposed to be here today but if interested call Marianne at work (936)588-4444

jeffro you might could trade the week for sum pudduzzy!!! or just do what i do and go by yourself and do all the girls passed out on the beach at night!?!?!?!?

bigandy 01-23-2009 12:28 PM

SHORT LOVE STORY


A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.








Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently

woke the woman saying,..........

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?


I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'



'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.



'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own farking blanket.'





After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.



The End

Trojan-man 01-23-2009 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2784097)
here is one for bigandy........its a tow rig to match the Skank....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsKKD...eature=related

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

wstultz 01-23-2009 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2784417)
the dude we talked to on duval street i thought had a fountain and i thought it was for sale...

I don't remember that conversation.

Trojan-man 01-23-2009 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2784098)
Enough With The Trucks All Ready. Is This Blackwood.com?

lol :evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-23-2009 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2784445)
:evilb::evilb::evilb:

I am glad someone gives me credit for that one.....


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