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jeff1000man 01-15-2009 12:22 PM

[QUOTE=bigandy;2778482]what are you sitting in his lap, we just got off the phone........

QUOTE]

Whenever you are having a private conversation in the man's room, you should always check under the door.

Good line. What movie did it come from?

bigandy 01-15-2009 12:50 PM

[QUOTE=jeff1000man;2778485]

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2778482)
what are you sitting in his lap, we just got off the phone........

QUOTE]

Whenever you are having a private conversation in the man's room, you should always check under the door.

Good line. What movie did it come from?

you are sittin on JoeW's lap in the mens room??? sick bastards!!!

tomtbone1993 01-15-2009 01:15 PM

Spik1 I am working a deal on this Viper........http://www.vipertrader.com/details.php?id=18841

boatman22 01-15-2009 01:58 PM

My next TOY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq8Fn55axd4&NR=1

boatman22 01-15-2009 02:18 PM

Anybody heard from mba lately?

bigandy 01-15-2009 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2778553)

ok you get that and i will get this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJC7E06IBXI&NR=1

shame i live on conroe

boatman22 01-15-2009 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2778656)
ok you get that and i will get this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJC7E06IBXI&NR=1

shame i live on conroe


Take that bad boy to the keys......I wonder where the flush port is at:rolleyes:
Yea in Conroe it would be a waste....

bigandy 01-15-2009 04:39 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090115/...plane_in_river

where the hell was towboats us on this one!!!!!!>!>>!???????!?! i bet they could have charged a million bucks!!!!

jeff1000man 01-15-2009 07:51 PM

Bad mofo.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27393-en.html

jeff1000man 01-15-2009 07:52 PM

[QUOTE=bigandy;2778507]

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2778485)

you are sittin on JoeW's lap in the mens room??? sick bastards!!!

YOU ar ethe sick bastard for thinking that.

I was refering to that classic scene in the great outdoors when Akroid is shaming John Candy into giving him a really big check.

wstultz 01-16-2009 08:57 AM

We are all sick bastards. Now that is cleared up....what's going on this weekend??? Anyone want to help me wire up a hot tub and then abuse it completely?

wstultz 01-16-2009 08:58 AM

Anyone need a decent Myco with drive guard? It is about to end relatively cheap....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...NA:MOTORS:1123

boatman22 01-16-2009 09:04 AM

Good morning Biatches....:grinser010:

bigandy 01-16-2009 11:40 AM

Louis is offering up the Sunsation at bargain basement price but time is of the neccessity. Please call him directly as i have nothing to do with it other than trying to help a brother out!!!

Wade i can help you wire it but you will just have to abuse yourself once we get it working....

wstultz 01-16-2009 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2779211)
Louis is offering up the Sunsation at bargain basement price but time is of the neccessity. Please call him directly as i have nothing to do with it other than trying to help a brother out!!!

Wade i can help you wire it but you will just have to abuse yourself once we get it working....

No problem. I don't necessarily need the help, just someone drink beer and to tell me that I'm doing it wrong. You can drink beer and Mr. Colter can tell me I'm doing it wrong.:grinser010:

Rcolter 01-16-2009 02:11 PM

Real nice Clark! Then what you gonna shove him off the porch again. Class Act you are

wstultz 01-16-2009 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2779308)
Real nice Clark! Then what you gonna shove him off the porch again. Class Act you are

Stop blaming me for that one. Your Dad gives me too many good ideas, why would I try and hurt him?

tomtbone1993 01-16-2009 02:32 PM

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/appli...3&d=01/16/2009


look at the boat / truck combo on Saturdays auction....

jeff1000man 01-16-2009 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2779211)
Louis is offering up the Sunsation at bargain basement price but time is of the neccessity. Please call him directly as i have nothing to do with it other than trying to help a brother out!!!

Wade i can help you wire it but you will just have to abuse yourself once we get it working....

We have been discussing it all week actually. My advisors recomended a pass on that deal do to lack of equity and availability of other picks that were priced better in the market.

wstultz 01-16-2009 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2779324)
http://www.barrett-jackson.com/appli...3&d=01/16/2009


look at the boat / truck combo on Saturdays auction....

That is hideous.:eek:

mba1620 01-16-2009 08:16 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2778567)
Anybody heard from mba lately?


I am still alive and employed.


Ms. BM22 Checked in on me today. 40+ layoffs in my area this week. I am still safe for now. May be another round of layoffs in thirty days or so. Suits are always the first to go.

So whens a party El Presidente'.

Is there a TOPPS Inauguration Party for Tuesday?:evilb::party-smiley-004:

mba1620 01-16-2009 08:36 PM

Hell of a deal here boys.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27400-en.html


Somebody want to buy this for me and hold it for about a month just to make sure I make it past the layoffs then I could take it off your hands.:p

wstultz 01-16-2009 09:01 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2779573)
Hell of a deal here boys.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27400-en.html


Somebody want to buy this for me and hold it for about a month just to make sure I make it past the layoffs then I could take it off your hands.:p

Sure, If you don't mind me putting a few hundred hours on it in that month.:drink:

Trojan-man 01-16-2009 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2779573)
Hell of a deal here boys.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27400-en.html


Somebody want to buy this for me and hold it for about a month just to make sure I make it past the layoffs then I could take it off your hands.:p

FugazziStultzenHeimer financing corp will do the deal for 10% :ernaehrung004:

mba1620 01-17-2009 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2779647)
FugazziStultzenHeimer financing corp will do the deal for 10% :ernaehrung004:

That compounds hourly and they get to run up the hours. Sounds like a great Finance company to me.:evilb:

Wade where and when do I sign the papers.:D

Trojan-man 01-17-2009 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2779779)
That compounds hourly and they get to run up the hours. Sounds like a great Finance company to me.:evilb:

Wade where and when do I sign the papers.:D


hells yeah, dats how we do it at Wutang Financial......you gotz to diversify your bonds biotch :evilb::eek::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-17-2009 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by mba1620 (Post 2779563)
I am still alive and employed.


Ms. BM22 Checked in on me today. 40+ layoffs in my area this week. I am still safe for now. May be another round of layoffs in thirty days or so. Suits are always the first to go.

So whens a party El Presidente'.

Is there a TOPPS Inauguration Party for Tuesday?:evilb::party-smiley-004:

i thought you where a suit??? :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-17-2009 02:19 PM

bigandy and txlefty will dig this little cherry we took in.....


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...3AIT&viewitem=

mba1620 01-17-2009 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2779841)
i thought you where a suit??? :cool-smiley-011:

I am and thats why I am worried.

And thats the reason why somebody needs to buy that Donzi and hold on to it for me for a couple of months.:D:D

Tbone?
BM22??
Jeffro???

Wutang Financial Where the moto is
If you cant get it
We'll split it

jeff1000man 01-17-2009 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2779987)
bigandy and txlefty will dig this little cherry we took in.....


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...3AIT&viewitem=

I think jeff will dig it also. That would make a pretty cool beater car.:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 01-17-2009 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2780026)
I think jeff will dig it also. That would make a pretty cool beater car.:ernaehrung004:


Its a nice rig, owned by a Docter....Soft top is like new. Sold for 97K back in 1997.....everything works, no lights on. :cool-smiley-027:

bigandy 01-17-2009 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2780039)
Its a nice rig, owned by a Docter....Soft top is like new. Sold for 97K back in 1997.....everything works, no lights on. :cool-smiley-027:

ya they were on so long they burned out $7500 and i will come get it monday!! i cant believe how cheap jeep unlimiteds have gotten!?!?!

jeff1000man 01-17-2009 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2780039)
Its a nice rig, owned by a Docter....Soft top is like new. Sold for 97K back in 1997.....everything works, no lights on. :cool-smiley-027:

What would they really sell it for. I would think it might bring more than $7500 though. Hell I'd come get it today for that.

jeff1000man 01-17-2009 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2780131)
ya they were on so long they burned out $7500 and i will come get it monday!! i cant believe how cheap jeep unlimiteds have gotten!?!?!

I can't beleive you would put in an offer on it. It was never driven by a famous porn star, wasn't in a hit TV show, didn't have a gangster murdered in it, never used by a priest on his day off from the rectory.

Oh, wait, was it the doctor that removed the bullets from Ronald Regan? It should be worth a little more then. :cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 01-17-2009 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2780131)
ya they were on so long they burned out $7500 and i will come get it monday!! i cant believe how cheap jeep unlimiteds have gotten!?!?!

Looks like you hit it on the nose though big guy. That why you were the boss for so long.

Rough
Trade-In Average
Trade-In Clean
Trade-In Clean
Retail
Base Price $6,100 $8,150 $9,900 $12,525
Mileage - 66,000 miles $4,075 $4,075 $4,075 $4,075
Options

TOTAL PRICE $10,175 $12,225 $13,975 $16,600

jeff1000man 01-17-2009 07:02 PM

Price of Fountains is getting a lot better.

These things are so cheap now, I might have to drink the coolade.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o27420-en.html

jeff1000man 01-17-2009 07:19 PM

THIS is a Bigandy car. What a story. This would keep him going for ever.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/300d-...QQcmdZViewItem

I bet he all ready knows about it.

jeff1000man 01-17-2009 11:13 PM

http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-25712-Fo...amage#tab:eek:

bigandy 01-17-2009 11:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2780250)

hmmmm, vessell ran aground in brackish water........


redlining motors doing 60 mph!!!! i dont know gregory we can fix that but it might come back............... ???????

spk1 01-18-2009 11:37 AM

You guys need to get to work on lakeconroecam.com that way I stop getting drunk text messages in the middle of the night, It may need to be conroeoutbackcam.com so I can pin point the origins of the drunken night to come, lol :evilb:


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