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Rcolter 04-23-2009 03:39 PM

Thats super sweeeeeeeeet! Fat guy in a lil shirt!

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2851211)
How bout these? I am getting TMR logo enlarged, but that is the last change since they have to go to print to be ready for sat. We can only do 1 color and get them out in time, so we are going with the old reliable black on white.

looks cool, hold me a xl and a medium since i can't make the run:cool:

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2851226)
looks cool, hold me a xl and a medium since i can't make the run:cool:

Will do.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2850948)
Easy Jeff some one has to be in the tree making cookies for us fat folks. Give the little guy a break!:party-smiley-004:

this post did not get the credit it deserved....

Nice one Colter:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2851228)
this post did not get the credit it deserved....

Nice one Colter:evilb::evilb:

I am sorry for not giving the props earlier. I did get it though. I will award it a SNEAKY BIP. :party-smiley-004:

boatman22 04-23-2009 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2851220)
OK can you go ahead and get the ones you can get
12-85344
11.98533
12-98548
41674
48171
62705

I'll figure something out on the rest.

done

BY U BOY 04-23-2009 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2851245)
done

Thanks Bro. You going to hang my dollaz on da walz:drink:

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 04:13 PM

Here is some competition for the bananananananana.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o28724-en.html

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2851253)
Thanks Bro. You going to hang my ballz on da walz:drink:

gross

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 04:20 PM

I am phucking tired of working on boats....i am going to change hobbies...

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2851272)
I am phucking tired of working on boats....i am going to change hobbies...

AMEN

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 04:26 PM

Or win the lottery so you can pay someone else to work on your chit. :cool:

boatman22 04-23-2009 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2851279)
Or win the lottery so you can pay someone else to work on your chit. :cool:


Yes

wstultz 04-23-2009 04:34 PM

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I'm telling you guys. We should all buy dingys and race them around Colter's pond. Outboard goes bad....throw it in the pond and put on a new one. Simple.That way we can always yell," Hey Tommy, quit playing with your dingy!"

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 05:12 PM

Glad to know this is all you have to do to catch a crackhead

CBP Officer Fitness Requirements
Important new information for CBP Officer candidates.
Effective July 1, 2009, a new Pre-employment Fitness Test (PFT) will be implemented for all CBP Officer candidates who have not taken the PFT.

The new test consists of two parts. Candidates must pass each part to continue in the hiring process. Part One requires candidates to achieve a minimum cumulative passing score; Part Two must be successfully completed.

Part One


Push-ups (as many proper form as you can in 1 minute)
Side Step Test (as many line touches as you can in 10 seconds)
Sit-up Test (as many proper form as you can in 1 minute)
Lift/Lower Test (8 cycles as quickly and safely as possible)
Part Two


Step Test (step in cadence for 5 minutes)
Revised Fitness Testing Fact Sheets and Narrated CDs will be available on this website by June 1, 2009. Please continue to check for updates regarding this change.

joew. 04-23-2009 05:59 PM

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1133267637.html

I gave this to a guy at the marina. Glad to know I am losing 100.00

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 06:13 PM

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists,Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole
of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.
I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what
is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it
up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass
each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our
two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide
other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You
are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and
war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.. You can
keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible
for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations,
pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your
beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot
Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and
give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain
the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the
peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under
assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to
Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the
U.N... but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars.
You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare not a right. If you want it get a job that offers it.


We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem..
I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World
to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give
trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll
keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just
hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet your aware which one
of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2851361)
http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1133267637.html

I gave this to a guy at the marina. Glad to know I am losing 100.00

email him and tell him you will take it, then have him meet you at Inland to pick it up. :cool:

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 07:06 PM

Not a big fan of the brand, but this seems like a decent deal for a clean boat.

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=19503

boatman22 04-23-2009 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2851376)
email him and tell him you will take it, then have him meet you at Inland to pick it up. :cool:

We could sit on the dock and watch......:rolleyes:

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 08:36 PM

I thought he said that he just gave it away to a guy AT the marina?

joew. 04-23-2009 09:29 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2851472)
I thought he said that he just gave it away to a guy AT the marina?

I did. I didn't know he was going to sell it. I did it as a gift. Not a big deal just thought it was kinda a dick move.

jeff1000man 04-23-2009 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2851510)
I did. I didn't know he was going to sell it. I did it as a gift. Not a big deal just thought it was kinda a dick move.

I got this. I have just the manuvers for this kind of guilt trip operation. :evilb:

I will copy in the email conversations for you guys.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2851518)
I got this. I have just the manuvers for this kind of guilt trip operation. :evilb:

I will copy in the email conversations for you guys.

nice...........drag it out....:food-smiley-007:

Trojan-man 04-23-2009 10:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2851510)
I did. I didn't know he was going to sell it. I did it as a gift. Not a big deal just thought it was kinda a dick move.

hows your bigarse radar workin ??? :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Rcolter 04-23-2009 10:21 PM

Boatman. any word on the anodes

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2851554)
Boatman. any word on the anodes

damn kid....what is it with you and anodes???:evilb:





[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtF5dMzAF2k[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 10:46 PM

BigAndy


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD1JZineKPM&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 10:46 PM

This is how I feel[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlkzrmQdUkI&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

Rcolter 04-23-2009 10:52 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2851578]damn kid....what is it with you and anodes???:evilb:

I need new ones and have already taken mine all off. I don't want to put the old one back on.

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 10:53 PM

Wee Man at work

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17VrLTWxw2A&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 04-23-2009 10:57 PM

i love Bad Santa....


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR69VbdBlho&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 04-23-2009 11:41 PM

Motherffuc;okn;'l;el;;'!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to slap the person who coin the phrase "three out of four aint bad." All four fitting couldn't have worked, no, that would be too easy. Instead, three of them will work and the fourth, well, we'll just throw a different thread pattern on you a$$ just to keep you floored about working on your boat.:angry-smiley-038::mad::angry-smiley-038: I sure hope NAPA has what I need tomorrow or there won't be any Sutphens at the poker run.

BY U BOY 04-23-2009 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2851615)
Motherffuc;okn;'l;el;;'!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to slap the person who coin the phrase "three out of four aint bad." All four fitting couldn't have worked, no, that would be too easy. Instead, three of them will work and the fourth, well, we'll just throw a different thread pattern on you a$$ just to keep you floored about working on your boat.:angry-smiley-038::mad::angry-smiley-038: I sure hope NAPA has what I need tomorrow or there won't be any Sutphens at the poker run.

Are yoou phucking kidding me. Was it one of the 4 i picked up for you today?

wstultz 04-24-2009 12:10 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2851617)
Are yoou phucking kidding me. Was it one of the 4 i picked up for you today?

Yes, all four of the fittings you got are the same, which is what I asked for. Apparently the pump has two different thread patterns on each side. One is pipe, one is JIC. Oh well, maybe i won't be running this weekend. I'm going to run to NAPA in the morning and see if they have it.

boatman22 04-24-2009 05:14 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2851554)
Boatman. any word on the anodes

They should be here today. UPS gets here between 11-1. If for some reason they don't I'll let you know so you will have time to get them from west. I will be stocking them in the future.

jeff1000man 04-24-2009 07:31 AM

[QUOTE=Rcolter;2851590]

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2851578)
damn kid....what is it with you and anodes???:evilb:

I need new ones and have already taken mine all off. I don't want to put the old one back on.

Yeah, the corosive properties in lake Conroe are terrible, with the whole 12 minutes you put your boat in the water every year, you seriously need to make sure you got all that covered. :Whatever:

jeff1000man 04-24-2009 07:31 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2851624)
Yes, all four of the fittings you got are the same, which is what I asked for. Apparently the pump has two different thread patterns on each side. One is pipe, one is JIC. Oh well, maybe i won't be running this weekend. I'm going to run to NAPA in the morning and see if they have it.

:rolleyes: allways about the drama.

jeff1000man 04-24-2009 07:33 AM

Forcast is predicting wind at 15-25 for saturday. :drink::ernaehrung004:

boatman22 04-24-2009 07:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2851707)
Forcast is predicting wind at 15-25 for saturday. :drink::ernaehrung004:

That's good...wave jumping for some people......:party-smiley-004:


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