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Rcolter 05-15-2009 10:13 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2866467)
for future reference please....please don't ever...ever use "OMG" on this thread again:coolcowboy:

OMG!!!!!!!! :op: HA HA TAKE THAT!

wstultz 05-15-2009 10:30 AM

Who is running the Poker Run Tomorrow?

Rcolter 05-15-2009 10:35 AM

What did the new fiance say to her Biatch?????????

:signs069:GET OUT THERE AND MAKE ME A GARDEN NOW!!!!!!!!!:signs069:

Rcolter 05-15-2009 10:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_lis...=garden+how+to

wstultz 05-15-2009 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2866651)
What did the new fiance say to her Biatch?????????

:signs069:GET OUT THERE AND MAKE ME A GARDEN NOW!!!!!!!!!:signs069:

That was funny. No garden will be made by me any time soon.

60% chance of rain manana. Not good.

Rcolter 05-15-2009 10:53 AM

Oh yes there will be Mr. I sent Megan that video as well. No Boating for you till Garden is done!!!!!

Oh my favorite ---- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTIORbt9A9Q:evilb:

wstultz 05-15-2009 11:27 AM

We may be good for the run. It looks like the rain is coming in the afternoon tomorrow.

Suck it Cornbread!

Rcolter 05-15-2009 01:13 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2866694)
We may be good for the run. It looks like the rain is coming in the afternoon tomorrow.

Suck it Cornbread!

Don't make me tell MRS STULTZ where you said she could stick that Green Thumb:asskiss:

wstultz 05-15-2009 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2866770)
Don't make me tell MRS STULTZ where you said she could stick that Green Thumb:asskiss:

You're pushing it Cornbread. I'm going to have to biatch slap you when I see you tomorrow. I'm definitely putting you in the wall.:point::boat::signs043:

wstultz 05-15-2009 01:35 PM

Anyone want to join the SPK! club??? Looks a little dirty and slow but its got a generator....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2002-...rQ5fMotorboats

bigandy 05-15-2009 02:06 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBXp9eytSEA&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

i dont think he went to tres martins school.... but it gave me a chubby anyway.....

tbones boat in the gulf at destin RIPPPPPED it UP!!!!

how come no one has posted this yet????:bsflag:

Rcolter 05-15-2009 02:38 PM

Welcome back Rooster!

wstultz 05-15-2009 02:51 PM

Who needs a ride tomorrow? I need a boat biatch.

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 03:24 PM

Hey man? Whear da Hookas??

spk1 05-15-2009 04:54 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/1172625778.html

This should be parked behind the housthhe boaaat!!! :coolcowboy:

wstultz 05-15-2009 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2866868)
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/1172625778.html

This should be parked behind the housthhe boaaat!!! :coolcowboy:

Wow.

spk1 05-15-2009 08:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2866870)
Wow.

Exactly every time bigandy drives by thats what allll the girls will be saying. :bigbird:

spk1 05-15-2009 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2752708)
Is that Z or Zohan?

Creed doesnt like being called that. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 08:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2866868)
http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/1172625778.html

This should be parked behind the housthhe boaaat!!! :coolcowboy:

If that was in my driveway, I would feel better about my day.

spk1 05-15-2009 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2866963)
If that was in my driveway, I would feel better about my day.

Its ok,, I found out why they had to ups ground ship your check, lol :gfight: :poopoo:

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 08:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2866968)
Its ok,, I found out why they had to ups ground ship your check, lol :gfight: :poopoo:

The bank said they couldn't cash it. Well maybe you should try a bigger bank. You know, one that cashes bigger checks.

OOHHHHHHH??? Right on man....

Famous line from what movie????

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 08:35 PM

So the bank send the check for the wrong day. Almost get in a fight on the tollroad. Neighbor breaks my lawnmower. and the fed ex pick up person didn't pick up my overnight for the office. They even left a note within 4' of it saying that they attempted to pick it up. And I'm still at work.

What a frigging day. :bsflag:

wstultz 05-15-2009 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2866970)
The bank said they couldn't cash it. Well maybe you should try a bigger bank. You know, one that cashes bigger checks.

OOHHHHHHH??? Right on man....

Famous line from what movie????

Happy Gilmore???

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 09:06 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2866974)
Happy Gilmore???

Semi- Pro.

Just another Will Farell classic.

Rememebr he gives the check away to the hippie that hits the half court shot and the guy follows him around the entire movie with the check?

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 09:26 PM

Spk, we need to go offer this guy 5K for all this (rap this weekend, and have it send to my house. 1760SF of brand new floating boat dock. Awesome.

http://www.cooperss.com/5-18-25768-1...Floating-Docks

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 09:28 PM

Joew's favorite boat

http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-25855-Ba...%20Gallery#tab

joew. 05-15-2009 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2866997)

That is a good deal at 27k.. But you are buying my favorite boat.


Spk1, Funny chit with the big check:evilb::bigbird:

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2866968)
Its ok,, I found out why they had to ups ground ship your check, lol :gfight: :poopoo:

Wade, The tall people are supposed to stand in the back. :evilb:

jeff1000man 05-15-2009 11:05 PM

Almost packed. Let the games begin.

Trojan-man 05-15-2009 11:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2867051)
Almost packed. Let the games begin.

Haven't started packing yet. Jeffro, did you pack the other big check encase the first one gets lost somewhere??


spk1 nice artwork on the check :lolhit:

wstultz 05-16-2009 12:28 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2867054)
Haven't started packing yet. Jeffro, did you pack the other big check encase the first one gets lost somewhere??


spk1 nice artwork on the check :lolhit:

Are you going to peep "Venus" while you're there???

jeff1000man 05-16-2009 04:46 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2867062)
Are you going to peep "Venus" while you're there???

???

jeff1000man 05-16-2009 04:47 AM

OK. Ran across a great line a litle while ago. What movie did it come from. I actually don't know, but need to.

John Goodman said it.

"Yank faster honey, I've got a meeting in fifteen minutes."

That is super classic.

wstultz 05-16-2009 10:22 PM

Good run today. On the way back to the trailer the wind was howling as the storm was rolling in. The Rum Runner caught more air than she has ever caught and from quartering seas. I haven't ever been out on Conroe when it was rolling like that. Most fun I've had by myself in a long time. If the rain wasn't about to hit, i would have made a few more passes from the damn to the bridge.:drink:

kfvintx 05-17-2009 09:19 AM

Got to see both sides of Conroe yesterday... relatively nice when we put in and cruised around and then white tops with the storm coming in. Couldn't push it too much since I had the wife and kids on board. We anchored by the dam for most of the day. Looked like TOPPS had pretty good raft going. I might have to check into joining and meeting some of you guys.:drink:

wstultz 05-17-2009 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by kfvintx (Post 2867600)
Got to see both sides of Conroe yesterday... relatively nice when we put in and cruised around and then white tops with the storm coming in. Couldn't push it too much since I had the wife and kids on board. We anchored by the dam for most of the day. Looked like TOPPS had pretty good raft going. I might have to check into joining and meeting some of you guys.:drink:

Bring it man. That was just a little "no frills" run. When we have our big poker run in July it will be four times the size. It's a lot of fun. Let one of us know if you would like to join and you can get all the paperwork at www.topps-lakeconroe.com.

tomtbone1993 05-17-2009 07:52 PM

Chirp...chirp

wstultz 05-17-2009 10:25 PM

Good time BBQ at Dougie's today. Some of the best BBQ I have ever had. I'll be paying for it tomorrow but it was well worth it.:coolcowboy:

boatman22 05-18-2009 06:52 AM

Faja owners know how to party:

I know many of you already have plans for memorial day weekend,but in case you dont... My brother,and I will be having a blowout memorial day weekend party, at the clubhouse on the water, in the French quarters neighborhood...

We will be having live entertainment,by my bestfriends up,and coming texas country band... http://www.myspace.com/nigeledison

Also we will be having a award winning rodeo cookoff team throwing down on the pit... We have plenty of boat slips for those who attend by boat,that are directly in front of the clubhouse....

Prior to the party,around noon.. We will be having a boat cruise from the clubhouse for a couple of hours.....

BBQ,and KEGS will be open around 5,and the band will start around 6.......

If anyone has questions,or needs directions,by boat,or by car just pm me,or my brother jeff (ORANGECRUSH).....


Here are a few pics of the clubhouse,and one of the boat slips..
http://www.thefrenchquarterlakeconr...ry/fq10_big.jpg

http://www.thefrenchquarterlakeconr...ery/fq2_big.jpg

http://www.thefrenchquarterlakeconr...ry/fq16_big.jpg


http://www.thefrenchquarterlakeconr...ry/fq14_big.jpg

WETDREAMZ

jeff1000man 05-18-2009 08:55 AM

:drool::drool::drool:


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