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tomtbone1993 01-24-2010 12:42 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3030043)
no tboner, nobody thought it was funny. You are a brave man tempting Karma :lolhit::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

sorry baldwick....i thought it was pretty phuckin funny.....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 01-24-2010 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3030137)
FYI we will be staying the night at L'Auberge du Lac March 6th for a little birthday celebration :)

Sounds fun. Do I hear boat trip for that weekend??

jeff1000man 01-24-2010 10:03 AM

RIP Jerry Davis. A legacy ended this morning. But he I am sure he is in good company up there with all those other racers that went before him.

wstultz 01-24-2010 10:43 AM

RIP Jerry.

tomtbone1993 01-24-2010 10:47 AM

RIP Jerry:picard1:

Trojan-man 01-24-2010 11:12 AM

My Condolensces to the family. RIP Jerry.

spk1 01-24-2010 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3029257)
Wow, I guess this thread takes time off in the winter. Bunch of F^GS!

Wow, Wade.. When did you become the angry guy on the bs thread? :evilb:

spk1 01-24-2010 02:35 PM

RIP Jerry, He did live life to the fullest, Heaven is going to have some much faster toys with him in it. :coolcowboy:

BY U BOY 01-24-2010 03:57 PM

Got rear ended this morning and surprise surprise the little bastard drives away. Had to chase him down about a mile and make him pull over. No DL or insurance an didnt speak a lick of english. Luckily i did not have any damage. May have someone take a look at my hitch to make sure it was not comprimised.

the front of his car was jacked up though:coolcowboy:

spk1 01-24-2010 09:54 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/51-FO...item2304f76d50

tomtbone1993 01-24-2010 10:48 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3030686)
Got rear ended this morning and surprise surprise the little bastard drives away. Had to chase him down about a mile and make him pull over. No DL or insurance an didnt speak a lick of english. Luckily i did not have any damage. May have someone take a look at my hitch to make sure it was not comprimised.

the front of his car was jacked up though:coolcowboy:



For you to call him a little bastard he must have been pretty phuckin short....:lolhit::lolhit:

wstultz 01-25-2010 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3030943)
For you to call him a little bastard he must have been pretty phuckin short....:lolhit::lolhit:

:lolhit:

BY U BOY 01-25-2010 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3030943)
For you to call him a little bastard he must have been pretty phuckin short....:lolhit::lolhit:

Well he was shorter than me. He was about the size of the other coonass on here:party-smiley-004:

Rcolter 01-25-2010 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3031106)
Well he was shorter than me. He was about the size of the other coonass on here:party-smiley-004:

I can already see where this one is gonna end up between these two!!:evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhBwi36Kfjo&NR=1

BY U BOY 01-25-2010 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3031139)
I can already see where this one is gonna end up between these two!!:evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhBwi36Kfjo&NR=1

I prefer the term vertically challenged...:angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 01-25-2010 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3031139)
I can already see where this one is gonna end up between these two!!:evilb:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhBwi36Kfjo&NR=1

:) God Bless the internet. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 01-25-2010 01:28 PM

This is the way to travel to poker runs. Pulling your 42 fountain with your diesel pusher bus

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...91368063719546

bigandy 01-25-2010 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3031177)
:) God Bless the internet.

And Nancy Davis and the rest of Jerry's family.... RIP Jerry, you were a bad ass!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvR9zEuSmVE[/YOUTUBE]

i wish i could have found a better clip rather than this but being fast is what jerry was all about so i guess its OK....

Viewing is 5-8 at metcalf on Wednesday and funeral at Cowboy Church on thursday at 2 pm....

Rcolter 01-25-2010 02:37 PM

Thanks for the info Andy. Let me know if yall want to go in on anything as a group.

RIP Jerry!!

bigandy 01-25-2010 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3031308)
Thanks for the info Andy. Let me know if yall want to go in on anything as a group.

RIP Jerry!!

Lakeview is sending flowers, i think the TOPPS club should do the same but im not a member so you should suggest it although i am sure it is already in the works....

Rcolter 01-25-2010 03:28 PM

Jeff can we do something from TOPPS or is it not in the budget?

jeff1000man 01-25-2010 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3031343)
Jeff can we do something from TOPPS or is it not in the budget?

Just sent out the Memo actually. Check your email :coolcowboy:

Rcolter 01-25-2010 03:51 PM

Got it. Nice letter. Im in on it.

bigandy 01-26-2010 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3031076)
:lolhit:

i am teaching the children well... no car bombs neccessary :)

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_dzhaOdFU&feature=channel[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 01-26-2010 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3031359)
Just sent out the Memo actually. Check your email :coolcowboy:

Did I read the MEMO correclty ? We don't have money in the bank to purchase a set of flowers??

wstultz 01-26-2010 10:53 AM

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I've been building a new engine for a single i'm buying....what do you guys think???

tomtbone1993 01-26-2010 10:58 AM

So, each morning I find myself going to the local website www.Montgomerycountynews.net Yesterday I went there hoping to see a nice write up on Jerry Davis. I did not find anything on him. I did find this stupid phucking article on the front page.


At least I don’t have to do it

By Cassie Litton-Gregory

January 24, 2010


There’s a certain wifely duty that I hate performing. I mean, sure, I did it a lot when we were dating, to impress my guy. But – to be perfectly honest – after we got married, I pretty much stopped doing it altogether.

So it shouldn’t have surprised me a few months ago when I found my husband at the computer, completely absorbed, watching this particular act being demonstrated online. He called it research, but it was more like obsession. I don’t know how long he’d been looking, but I guess it was kind of my fault for not being more… into it. So I let him look all he wanted. And he did. He looked as soon as he got home, after dinner, and even before bed. I thought it would never end.

Then one day, it happened. He had a credit card out, ready to make a bid. I figured what the heck? We might as well make it his Christmas present. And besides, it would save me once less guilt trip about not doing it myself.

Well, it turns out that was the best purchase we ever made. He’s using that thing at least three times a week and the change it’s made in our household has been wonderful. As soon as someone walks through our front door, he’s pulling it out and showing them all the parts and how they work.

Did I mention it’s a Kirby vacuum cleaner?

Yeah. Now our house is dusted and vacuumed to within an inch of its life. The ceiling fans have never been so clean and even our mattress has been given a once-over. The other day he had to whip it out to clean up the remains of a broken light bulb and used the opportunity to go over the rest of the carpet – at 10:30 at night!

I never knew anyone could be so excited about a household appliance, but there you have it. And evidently there’s an entire group of people out there who love and are dedicated to the apparently wondrous appeal of the Kirby. My daughter-in-law’s eyes lit up as soon as he mentioned his new toy and they talked model numbers and manufacturing years like two kids trading baseball cards for the rest of the afternoon.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I know it’s supposed to be a wonderful piece of equipment, self-propelled even, as Dalt has tried to show me several times. The only thing that baby won’t do is make dinner, I guess. But I’m immune to the fascination. My eyes glaze over and my brain switches off as soon as he pulls the stupid thing out.

But if it makes my man happy, far be it from me to deter his carpet cleaning, wood floor buffing, ceiling fan dusting joy.



Go to page 2 or click the link below for previous columns.

tomtbone1993 01-26-2010 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3031874)
I've been building a new engine for a single i'm buying....what do you guys think???

Is Jeffro going to get some more power out of it for you????:lolhit:

wstultz 01-26-2010 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3031878)
So, each morning I find myself going to the local website www.Montgomerycountynews.net Yesterday I went there hoping to see a nice write up on Jerry Davis. I did not find anything on him. I did find this stupid phucking article on the front page.


At least I don’t have to do it

By Cassie Litton-Gregory

January 24, 2010


There’s a certain wifely duty that I hate performing. I mean, sure, I did it a lot when we were dating, to impress my guy. But – to be perfectly honest – after we got married, I pretty much stopped doing it altogether.

So it shouldn’t have surprised me a few months ago when I found my husband at the computer, completely absorbed, watching this particular act being demonstrated online. He called it research, but it was more like obsession. I don’t know how long he’d been looking, but I guess it was kind of my fault for not being more… into it. So I let him look all he wanted. And he did. He looked as soon as he got home, after dinner, and even before bed. I thought it would never end.

Then one day, it happened. He had a credit card out, ready to make a bid. I figured what the heck? We might as well make it his Christmas present. And besides, it would save me once less guilt trip about not doing it myself.

Well, it turns out that was the best purchase we ever made. He’s using that thing at least three times a week and the change it’s made in our household has been wonderful. As soon as someone walks through our front door, he’s pulling it out and showing them all the parts and how they work.

Did I mention it’s a Kirby vacuum cleaner?

Yeah. Now our house is dusted and vacuumed to within an inch of its life. The ceiling fans have never been so clean and even our mattress has been given a once-over. The other day he had to whip it out to clean up the remains of a broken light bulb and used the opportunity to go over the rest of the carpet – at 10:30 at night!

I never knew anyone could be so excited about a household appliance, but there you have it. And evidently there’s an entire group of people out there who love and are dedicated to the apparently wondrous appeal of the Kirby. My daughter-in-law’s eyes lit up as soon as he mentioned his new toy and they talked model numbers and manufacturing years like two kids trading baseball cards for the rest of the afternoon.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I know it’s supposed to be a wonderful piece of equipment, self-propelled even, as Dalt has tried to show me several times. The only thing that baby won’t do is make dinner, I guess. But I’m immune to the fascination. My eyes glaze over and my brain switches off as soon as he pulls the stupid thing out.

But if it makes my man happy, far be it from me to deter his carpet cleaning, wood floor buffing, ceiling fan dusting joy.



Go to page 2 or click the link below for previous columns.

You should call and make a complaint.

tomtbone1993 01-26-2010 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3031893)
You should call and make a complaint.

I thought for sure after reading the first 4 paragraphs she was referring to a BJ.....:grinser010:

jeff1000man 01-26-2010 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3031866)
Did I read the MEMO correclty ? We don't have money in the bank to purchase a set of flowers??

We have it, It's just easier to get reimbursed and then I don't have to worry if anyone doesn't agree.

Trojan-man 01-26-2010 10:45 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3031914)
We have it, It's just easier to get reimbursed and then I don't have to worry if anyone doesn't agree.


Jeff, there will always be someone who doesn't agree with something. Tell them if they don't like it, they can run for your office next year :drink::drink: Who do I need to make the check to?

Trojan-man 01-26-2010 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3031874)
I've been building a new engine for a single i'm buying....what do you guys think???

A Single Freighter ???? lol

spk1 01-27-2010 01:31 AM

Chad,

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/t...ml#post3032364

boatman22 01-27-2010 05:31 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3031874)
I've been building a new engine for a single i'm buying....what do you guys think???


I think you going to get a rash of $hit from all the tow NATZ's on this site...the tow truck is too small.., the OEM hitch is too small...etc...

boatman22 01-27-2010 05:35 AM

Jeff when are we going to have an executive meeting for TOPPS so we can sort things out? I agree with Chad if someone has a problem let them run for office next year...:coolcowboy:

bigandy 01-27-2010 08:21 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3032448)
Jeff when are we going to have an executive meeting for TOPPS so we can sort things out? I agree with Chad if someone has a problem let them run for office next year...:coolcowboy:

it is a tough, thankless job that is for sure.... what did you end up running for?? i have some pics for whomever is doing the photos on the website... i know yall normally wait until the end of the year to post but i would like to beat the rush :) be sure to get a copy it will have 08 destin run!!!!

boatman22 01-27-2010 08:27 AM

I'm just on the executive board, I will be doing the merchandise this year. i just want to make sure we have tshirts in time for the events. Remember last we never got our captains shirts from the poker run.

wstultz 01-27-2010 08:46 AM

I just want to say, "Good Luck and we're all counting on you."............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................I just want to say, " Good luck and we're all counting on you.":lolhit:

Trojan-man 01-27-2010 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3032504)
it is a tough, thankless job that is for sure.... what did you end up running for?? i have some pics for whomever is doing the photos on the website... i know yall normally wait until the end of the year to post but i would like to beat the rush :) be sure to get a copy it will have 08 destin run!!!!

candyman, just send me the pics. Scott is taking over the website, so I will be able to show him how to upload the pics. send them now to beat the rush :lolhit::party-smiley-004:


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