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spk1 08-20-2009 01:48 PM

Joew: What the hell is all this greeen stufff all over the screeen??? I think its Broken!??!?!
SPK1: Its called Land. :evilb:
Joew: Well then what the hell is that tiny clear dot right there?
SPK1: thats lake Conroe :party-smiley-004:
Joew: Godd Dammitt! I knew I should have just bought the fish finder/radar/calculator watch instead. :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 08-20-2009 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2935881)
Spk1's boat's big brother...on steroids!

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/2010.../United-States

We know why they made it a close bridge don't we:party-smiley-004: DUCK!!!

spk1 08-20-2009 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2935877)
Just keep the Islands on your "right" until you run out of Islands. How hard can it be. The hardest part for you will be actually leaving the dock:party-smiley-004:

Let me ask you something?,, In the off chance that your boat sank while cruising the lake? is there even a chance the water is deep enough to even sink that boat??, lol

joew. 08-20-2009 01:54 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o30513-en.html

Nothing about the engine builder?:coolcowboy:

spk1 08-20-2009 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2935887)
We know why they made it a close bridge don't we:party-smiley-004: DUCK!!!

now now,, what proof do we have of how the Mainship handles 5-6's? lol :evilb:

spk1 08-20-2009 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2935887)
We know why they made it a close bridge don't we:party-smiley-004: DUCK!!!

Saa-sa-saaaaa-Winnggggg And a Misss! :bigbird: Atleast the wave connectedd!

joew. 08-20-2009 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2935885)
Joew: What the hell is all this greeen stufff all over the screeen??? I think its Broken!??!?!
SPK1: Its called Land. :evilb:
Joew: Well then what the hell is that tiny clear dot right there?
SPK1: thats lake Conroe :party-smiley-004:
Joew: Godd Dammitt! I knew I should have just bought the fish finder/radar/calculator watch instead. :evilb: :evilb:

(SPK1) Yeah we just got the three 12" foruno screens, tuna tower, and complete elctronics package up there.

( Joe) Man that is awesome, when are we going to go out?

(SPK1) We will be leaving tomorrow morning. Get ready cause it will be awesome.

Next afternoon................

(Alamo rent a van guy) So how many days would you like this sweet van?:evilb:

spk1 08-20-2009 02:04 PM

Ticcccc

spk1 08-20-2009 02:05 PM

Ticccccckkkkkkkk :angry-smiley-038:

spk1 08-20-2009 02:07 PM

TiCCcccc :picard1:

wstultz 08-20-2009 02:19 PM

It's the SPK1 and JoeW show!:food-smiley-007:

joew. 08-20-2009 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2935913)
TiCCcccc :picard1:

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCC CCCCCCCCCCCC:coolcowboy:

Trojan-man 08-20-2009 02:49 PM

hahahaha :evilb: nice run

Trojan-man 08-20-2009 02:51 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2935884)
(Kevin) I am going to take the magnum, hatt, mares, and cris craft to key west so we all have a boat.

(Alamo rent a van guy) So how many days would you like this fine mini van???



:lolhit::evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb: :eek::eek:

tomtbone1993 08-20-2009 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2935879)
(Tom) What's that smell????????

(Joe) What is it about 42's that makes them so flameable?? Loui, Tboner, who's next?

don't forget bigandy throw all of us sole ownership boat owners under the bus.....

joew. 08-20-2009 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2935947)
don't forget bigandy throw all of us sole ownership boat owners under the bus.....

Sole owners don't make payments.

Sole ownership (definition) {Estate Planning Glossary}
The type of property ownership in which one individual holds legal title to the property and has full control of it.

joew. 08-20-2009 03:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2935947)
don't forget bigandy throw all of us sole ownership boat owners under the bus.....

And you are the one who got into this vitous co(k fight:evilb: You gotta keep your head on a swivel.:lolhit:

joew. 08-20-2009 03:19 PM

spk1, SPF: 100
Do you guys do everything together???

What up creedo? You big f.a.g.!

spk1 08-20-2009 03:27 PM

TiiiiiiiiiiiiiCCcccCCCCCCCccccK! :evilb: :angry-smiley-038:

joew. 08-20-2009 03:34 PM

tock:kiss:

SPF: 100 08-20-2009 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2935965)
spk1, SPF: 100
Do you guys do everything together???

What up creedo? You big f.a.g.!

Joe the plummer, I thought you had to have experience operating a boat offshore to post on here! Why is a dock jockey like you talking smack! :bsflag:

wstultz 08-20-2009 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SPF: 100 (Post 2935999)
Joe the plummer, I thought you had to have experience operating a boat offshore to post on here! Why is a dock jockey like you talking smack! :bsflag:

Complements of SPF10000000000000. JOew's rig set up for offshore......but that doesn't look like offshore.:party-smiley-004:

joew. 08-20-2009 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by SPF: 100 (Post 2935999)
Joe the plummer, I thought you had to have experience operating a boat offshore to post on here! Why is a dock jockey like you talking smack! :bsflag:

I have had your rig off shore for the last three weekends. It is still on the beach if you want to take it out:evilb:

joew. 08-20-2009 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2936000)
Complements of SPF10000000000000. JOew's rig set up for offshore......but that doesn't look like offshore.:party-smiley-004:

Nicely done.:drink: I am tracking hurricane Bill in the Islander right now:coolcowboy:

spk1 08-20-2009 04:02 PM

:eek:BOOOOooOOOoMMmM!!! :eekdrop:
:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

SPF: 100 08-20-2009 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2936000)
Complements of SPF10000000000000. JOew's rig set up for offshore......but that doesn't look like offshore.:party-smiley-004:

Well at least the ****ter works! I bet that new radar can a least smell the salt.:greenchainsaw:

wstultz 08-20-2009 04:04 PM

SPF1000000000 hasn't posted in 32 years and his first post back is a BIP. That's how it's done!

SPF: 100 08-20-2009 04:06 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2936003)
I have had your rig off shore for the last three weekends. It is still on the beach if you want to take it out:evilb:

Glad somebodys using it!!!!!! JERK

joew. 08-20-2009 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2936005)
:

<----These are all the boats I have :drink:

:

Yes we know that spk1:evilb:

spk1 08-20-2009 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2936028)
Yes we know that spk1:evilb:

You muta ****a youuuu! lol

joew. 08-20-2009 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2936034)
You muta ****a youuuu! lol

Oh you could have left it. :drink:

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l_O______O_l

This what you will be in at Key west:evilb:

I can't post picks:bigbird:

spk1 08-20-2009 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2936093)
Oh you could have left it. :drink:

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l_O_______O__l

This what I will be driving if things go well between me and Kim in Key west:evilb:

I can't post picks:bigbird:

Very Nicee :lolhit:

spk1 08-20-2009 06:40 PM

Insert Owned Photo Here :lolhit:

tomtbone1993 08-20-2009 07:18 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2935952)
Sole owners don't make payments.

Sole ownership (definition) {Estate Planning Glossary}
The type of property ownership in which one individual holds legal title to the property and has full control of it.

What is the definition in the Estate Planning Glossary for riding your farther n laws coat tails??:evilb::evilb:

joew. 08-20-2009 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2936128)
What is the definition in the Estate Planning Glossary for riding your farther n laws coat tails??:evilb::evilb:

Partnership(definition) {Estate Planning Glossary}
The type of property ownership in which one individual and another individual use there boats on a regular basis, all while not bumming for gas, washes, mechanic work, or any other part of normal ownership.:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 08-20-2009 07:52 PM

Nicely done today gents. Plenty of zingers.

SPF100. Nicely done sir. Nice to see the new corporate job will be giving you plenty of time to keep these guys in line.

Smooth looked good on the trailer today outside at Victory. I think the fire allowed for it to see more sunshine, fresh air, and time out of the storage building in the last month, than it has in the last decade.

Who says catching one on fire is a bad thing. :party-smiley-004:

Thanks Wade for the use of the welder this afternoon. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 08-20-2009 07:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2936144)
Partnership(definition) {Estate Planning Glossary}
The type of property ownership in which one individual and another individual use there boats on a regular basis, all while not bumming for gas, washes, mechanic work, or any other part of normal ownership.:coolcowboy:

Double BIP :grinser010:

tomtbone1993 08-20-2009 07:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2936144)
Partnership(definition) {Estate Planning Glossary}
The type of property ownership in which one individual and another individual use there boats on a regular basis, all while not bumming for gas, washes, mechanic work, or any other part of normal ownership.:coolcowboy:

i hate to sound like Txlefty but i spend more money a year on maintance for my rig than you farther n law spent for his rig....so if i ask for help w/ the gas or anyother help so be it...i can do that...because i don't want a partner....:coolcowboy::coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 08-20-2009 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2936157)
Double BIP :grinser010:

I already ripped one insurance adjuster's azz today...would you like to be next????:lolhit::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 08-20-2009 08:05 PM

:picard1::picard1:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2936154)
Smooth looked good on the trailer today outside at Victory. I think the fire allowed for it to see more sunshine, fresh air, and time out of the storage building in the last month, than it has in the last decade.

:

I miss her, my heart is broken...she completes me..I feel lost with her so far away

:picard1::picard1:

Did scott happen to mention me ever getting my estimate??


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