How do you find these gems ???? :party-smiley-004:

Give me a brush and a 12 pack I will do it.

how you gonna drink a twack under water ?????? hhmmmmm ????

yes


when is the official announcement for lunch today?? i even set the time on my roleee so when the girls look to see if its real or not she can know what time it is... cause i tell the girls what time it is........

i bet tbone and colter can jump on the loop and at least get a trip thru the buffet and a quick glance :evilb:

I think Spk1 is picking me up over here at my house, so you should probably head this way.

its pretty bad that you need a dd for lunch.........:coolcowboy:

That's what happens when you eat lunch at church.:drink:

Looking good in the Austin/central Texas area today.

This is what Kevin needs for his hot shots to Key West and the Bahamas.

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1989.../United-States

OSO version http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o30745-en.html

You need to be nice to the wife tonight. She just sat through a Joe W. negotiation:coolcowboy:

Buyer: I think you should take a thousand off because blah, blah, blah....

Me: Go fu(k yourself.......

Buyer: Yeah but the contract had a typo and I already live in the home?????

Me: Oh I didn't see that, maybe you should eat a dick and get out of my house

Buyer: But I already moved four kids and a dog into the house and I don't know what to do.

Joe: Let me tell you what to do, go fu(k yourself

Buyer: :picard1:

Joe: :op:

And now we have a contract..... Probably won't go through.

Probably not. You probably should have laid the guy out and told him you would be there promtly at midnight with a shotgun. If him and his $hit weren't long gone the shotgun would do its job. Scumbags always want something for free and when they don't get they start using hollow threats. At least i know where the guy lives.:angry-smiley-038:

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o30748-en.html

Seems like a great deal for 2 502's. 6k

Ask her how the other cotract pull out worked:party-smiley-004:

Dont' know what you mean. I'll leave the real estate business between you and her.

wow !! its almost worth it for a spare

Hey I know this guy........


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7MZdcLJfwg[/YOUTUBE]

those guys can't hit chit :lolhit::lolhit:

I was just jackin with you two. Don't get all "that is her business" on me.

Hey, remember when you had a :boat:



:party-smiley-004:

Yes I do. Now I don't know what to do on the weekends, except look for another boat.

What's up for this weekend?

We are going streaking at the quad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

Were you wearing your helmet Mr.????

I was thinking about having a baby......:coolcowboy:

You look like you're about to pop:lolhit:

Stop thinking about it and do it already!:drink: Let me know where and when you want me to bring the cigars.

I didn't need one. Came home with plenty of money.

Going to the hospital tonight for some monitoring. Kelly now has high blood pressure and protein in her urine. I expect a new first mate before Sunday:coolcowboy:

Nice to know as your brother I read about this on the bs thread. Thanks.

I just found out an hour ago, I am waiting for an update to decide what direction I am going to go as far as work is concerned....

:ernaehrung004::circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-020::boat:

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3758

Bernie Madoff had nice taste. This is his yacht at yacht auctions

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3824

great deal on a Hatt. i wish I had an extra 100k.

The B.S. Thread is all knowing and first with breaking information.:point:

This was one of his other play toys...

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3759

wow i really like that.... tbone please inform, where is the hospital, that way when word hits we wont have to call and ask dum questions!!!!!

Good call.

Conroe Regional

I still think thi is the boat to buy

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o28555-en.html

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The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

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Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world