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jeff1000man 10-13-2009 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2972156)
I'm still here...well sometimes....

when you remember to take your meds:lolhit:

boatman22 10-13-2009 01:43 PM

I have my meds in a plastic container that is marked with each day of the week.........

Vegas tomorrow........:grinser010:

tomtbone1993 10-13-2009 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2972176)
I have my meds in a plastic container that is marked with each day of the week.........

Vegas tomorrow........:grinser010:

kelly has the same container for her birth control...I now count the pills on a daily basis....

Trojan-man 10-13-2009 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2972147)
Everyone???

Current Unemployment list

Jeffro
Spik1
BigAndy

Part Time Employment

Baldwick
JoeW
RColter

Full Time Employment

Tbone
Wstultz
Boatman22


what other excuses do you have....

I am full time employment, I am just so efficient I make it look like part time employment :lolhit::lolhit:

Trojan-man 10-13-2009 01:55 PM

this thread is a piece of chit. spk1 doesn't even come on at 2:00 in the morning and lie to us about parties, women, etc. :angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 10-13-2009 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2972183)
I am full time employment, I am just so efficient I make it look like part time employment :lolhit::lolhit:

How can you post this garbage after you just rolled out of the rack at 2:00PM??

jeff1000man 10-13-2009 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2972186)
this thread is a piece of chit. spk1 doesn't even come on at 2:00 in the morning and lie to us about parties, women, etc. :angry-smiley-038:

He has been going to bed early lately :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Rcolter 10-13-2009 02:31 PM

Looks like Wade picked a good place to go on his Honeymoon.

http://www.wunderground.com/tropical...t.html#a_topad

tomtbone1993 10-13-2009 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2972207)
Looks like Wade picked a good place to go on his Honeymoon.

http://www.wunderground.com/tropical...t.html#a_topad

looks like some big water....:coolcowboy:

joew. 10-13-2009 03:51 PM

30.5 days until Key West bit(hes!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeff1000man 10-13-2009 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2972251)
30.5 days until Key West bit(hes!!!!!!!!!!!!

:coolcowboy:

spk1 10-14-2009 02:33 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2972186)
this thread is a piece of chit. spk1 doesn't even come on at 2:00 in the morning and lie to us about parties, women, etc. :angry-smiley-038:

BUllShyt Im here all the time biatchess,, and I work on boats full fu(kin time,, trouble is they are my boats. :evilb: Mares cat is two coats into a sweeet wax job,, I caught a Hugee Mahi, sunday, and ate it for dinner the past two days,, Give a man a fish, and he will have to work the rest of his life,, teach a man to fish, and he says fu(k workin! :evilb:

jeff1000man 10-14-2009 05:12 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2972583)
BUllShyt Im here all the time biatchess,, and I work on boats full fu(kin time,, trouble is they are my boats. :evilb: Mares cat is two coats into a sweeet wax job,, I caught a Hugee Mahi, sunday, and ate it for dinner the past two days,, Give a man a fish, and he will have to work the rest of his life,, teach a man to fish, and he says fu(k workin! :evilb:

he's back :grinser010:

Rcolter 10-14-2009 10:06 AM

I think SPK1 get the I've been sittin around doing nothing most useful quote of the year with that one.

jeff1000man 10-14-2009 12:12 PM

sscc up .25 today. NIIICCCEEEEE. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-14-2009 12:15 PM

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why is kacie always mad at Chad?

That is pretty much defcon 12 right there

Rcolter 10-14-2009 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2972808)
why is kacie always mad at Chad?

That is pretty much defcon 12 right there

AWH HAHAHA!!!

Chad I want two of those RIGHT now!!!!:lolhit:

spk1 10-14-2009 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2972808)
why is kacie always mad at Chad?

That is pretty much defcon 12 right there

Ummm,, who looks at this picture as chad being in trouble?? Kc has two fists, and is ignoring the children,, thats a homerun all the way,,, buttttttttt,, if that is who I think it is with the camera pointed towards the kids,, then joew. is in biggggg biggggg trouble,, and if he learns anything from his bro, he will keep it in his pants during the keywest nationalss,, :evilb:

joew. 10-14-2009 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2972957)
Ummm,, who looks at this picture as chad being in trouble?? Kc has two fists, and is ignoring the children,, thats a homerun all the way,,, buttttttttt,, if that is who I think it is with the camera pointed towards the kids,, then joew. is in biggggg biggggg trouble,, and if he learns anything from his bro, he will keep it in his pants during the keywest nationalss,, :evilb:

I think we are going to be ok. She said she wants to do it on a boat in Key West. AAAAAAnnnnnnDDDDD Weelll, I don't know anyone that will have a boat there.




















I do know someone that will probably rent a van, maybe that will work!!!:party-smiley-004:

All bang bus comments will not be funny since I brought it up first.

jeff1000man 10-14-2009 09:38 PM

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Seriously!!!!! Why am I grounded Kim???? What the hell did I do wrong this time??????

I didn't even drink scotch.

jeff1000man 10-14-2009 09:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2972957)
Ummm,, who looks at this picture as chad being in trouble?? Kc has two fists, and is ignoring the children,, thats a homerun all the way,,, buttttttttt,, if that is who I think it is with the camera pointed towards the kids,, then joew. is in biggggg biggggg trouble,, and if he learns anything from his bro, he will keep it in his pants during the keywest nationalss,, :evilb:

Pretty sure Colter took that picture :party-smiley-004:
sneaky sneaky

jeff1000man 10-15-2009 11:49 AM

Guess we missed out on this one

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3921

joew. 10-15-2009 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2973477)

She looks like she is under the Geroke Chemical maintenance program:evilb:

jeff1000man 10-15-2009 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2973481)
She looks like she is under the Geroke Chemical maintenance program:evilb:

:lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-15-2009 11:58 AM

I have dedicated the rest of today, tomorrow, saturday and sunday to working on boats at the shop if anyone wants to come by for beers.

I am going for a keg later today.

Excalibur is sold, so it need to get finished, and more parts showed up for the magnum, so it needs to get some more progress.

Tom, Did you find out where to buy that hose? I might want to use it for water lines.

tomtbone1993 10-15-2009 12:08 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2973486)
I have dedicated the rest of today, tomorrow, saturday and sunday to working on boats at the shop if anyone wants to come by for beers.

I am going for a keg later today.

Excalibur is sold, so it need to get finished, and more parts showed up for the magnum, so it needs to get some more progress.

Tom, Did you find out where to buy that hose? I might want to use it for water lines.

Googled a couple of website and got side tracked...do you want to get your hatch tonight on my way home?

jeff1000man 10-15-2009 12:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2973492)
Googled a couple of website and got side tracked...do you want to get your hatch tonight on my way home?

I can get it out of your way if you want.

tomtbone1993 10-15-2009 12:15 PM

Interesting read

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/mosl...Singapore.html

spk1 10-15-2009 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2973481)
She looks like she is under the Geroke Chemical maintenance program:evilb:

Hmmm Lets seee,,
Williams
Cultra
Gregory
Stultz
McDonald
Colter
GeroiekieOeke

Id expect more from you, Joew. As far as the Geroke maintenence program, Id run any one of my boats across the gulf stream right now, can the mainship program, do that? How fresh is the coat of wax on the mainship and its hull? Mares is 3 days old, magnum is two weeks old, and the hatt is just a month old? Rememeber its 5000 feet deep with 10ft swells at times, most of the time they cant find you when you go down. But im sure lake conroe keep you to the strictest of standards, lol

jeff1000man 10-15-2009 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2973500)
Hmmm Lets seee,,
Williams
Cultra
Gregory
Stultz
McDonald
Colter
GeroiekieOeke

Id expect more from you, Joew. As far as the Geroke maintenence program, Id run any one of my boats across the gulf stream right now, can the mainship program, do that? How fresh is the coat of wax on the mainship and its hull? Mares is 3 days old, magnum is two weeks old, and the hatt is just a month old? Rememeber its 5000 feet deep with 10ft swells at times, most of the time they cant find you when you go down. But im sure lake conroe keep you to the strictest of standards, lol

Has the Mares cat been out in 2009?? :evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

joew. 10-15-2009 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2973500)
Hmmm Lets seee,,
Williams
Cultra
Gregory
Stultz
McDonald
Colter
GeroiekieOeke

Id expect more from you, Joew. As far as the Geroke maintenence program, Id run any one of my boats across the gulf stream right now, can the mainship program, do that? How fresh is the coat of wax on the mainship and its hull? Mares is 3 days old, magnum is two weeks old, and the hatt is just a month old? Rememeber its 5000 feet deep with 10ft swells at times, most of the time they cant find you when you go down. But im sure lake conroe keep you to the strictest of standards, lol


The Mainship has made the distance to the Bahamas several times prior to my owneship. As far as the wax goes, I can't tell through all the spider webs, bugs, and spider chit. I just wanted to get you going:kiss:

It's to bad I will not get to see all those clean rigs in Key West:party-smiley-004:

spk1 10-15-2009 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2973499)

Dont know if you and Bj were serious on the cult energy drink distribution, but I met the guy who invented the formula and holds the patent on five hour energy drink, he has a lawsuit out on five hour energy because his employees stole the formula and started distributing it, right now his is in production and shipped five cases of his energy drink called shotz, he is from Texas, big time chemical and soy exporter to china, I believe he is looking for distribution help.

spk1 10-15-2009 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2973481)
She looks like she is under the Geroke Chemical maintenance program:evilb:

Does you generator run long enough to charge your batteries? lol :lolhit:

tomtbone1993 10-15-2009 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2973514)
Dont know if you and Bj were serious on the cult energy drink distribution, but I met the guy who invented the formula and holds the patent on five hour energy drink, he has a lawsuit out on five hour energy because his employees stole the formula and started distributing it, right now his is in production and shipped five cases of his energy drink called shotz, he is from Texas, big time chemical and soy exporter to china, I believe he is looking for distribution help.

Give him my ph number....:coolcowboy:

spk1 10-15-2009 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2973512)
The Mainship has made the distance to the Bahamas several times prior to my owneship. As far as the wax goes, I can't tell through all the spider webs, bugs, and spider chit. I just wanted to get you going:kiss:

It's to bad I will not get to see all those clean rigs in Key West:party-smiley-004:

Thats funny , I didnt know we could use prior to my ownedship err onedership, waitt i mean oneship stories, The Magnum made it to africa and back on one tank of fuel, and came back full of smuggled diamonds, generator purrring the whole wayyy.
The Bandit caught 72 sailfish in one day, and ran full out at 25knots all the way to bermuda.
The Mares, welll its always been bad azz, even while I owned, it.
:evilb:

spk1 10-15-2009 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2973505)
Has the Mares cat been out in 2009?? :evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

Well, yes it has, has the magnum had an engine in it in 2009? Mr. glass house? Riding in mine doesnt count, lol :lolhit:

tomtbone1993 10-15-2009 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2973500)
Hmmm Lets seee,,
Williams
Cultra
Gregory
Stultz
McDonald
Colter
GeroiekieOeke

Id expect more from you, Joew. As far as the Geroke maintenence program, Id run any one of my boats across the gulf stream right now, can the mainship program, do that? How fresh is the coat of wax on the mainship and its hull? Mares is 3 days old, magnum is two weeks old, and the hatt is just a month old? Rememeber its 5000 feet deep with 10ft swells at times, most of the time they cant find you when you go down. But im sure lake conroe keep you to the strictest of standards, lol

CSI Miami would find him....coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 10-15-2009 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2973535)
Riding in mine doesnt count, lol :lolhit:

Are you referring to jeffro riding in your boat or some chick you love???.....just checking for some clarification:party-smiley-004:

spk1 10-15-2009 01:07 PM

No seriously Joe Williahoms I know the generator had been giving you alot of problems, heres a video I found that may help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Sz8oT8ou0

:evilb:

spk1 10-15-2009 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2973541)
Are you referring to jeffro riding in your boat or some chick you love???.....just checking for some clarification:party-smiley-004:


Jeffro, got misquoted, on that one, I think that was the other geroke guy. Im good. Btw, contrary to the popular belief, Jeffro makes a pretty good wing man in a pinch, :coolcowboy:


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