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tomtbone1993 10-16-2009 02:29 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2974163)
yes I am aware of that butt pirate:lolhit:

did you let Spik1 know???? or does he think i can still email 120GB of music to him.....:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 10-16-2009 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2974171)
chad can post a pic of what $5k looks like.... i called the insurance company on friday thankfully, drove it a week with no insurance....

guess the insurance company can help make it look like a GT500 now... oh well, was gonna burn it out but its paid for and it gets 26 miles to the gallon.......

Did he hit a mailbox???:eek::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 10-16-2009 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2974170)
Looks like marriage has changed some people!!!!!

good point...who else is taking their old ladys with them...:party-smiley-004:

joew. 10-16-2009 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974214)
good point...who else is taking their old ladys with them...:party-smiley-004:

Not you!!!!!!!

Trojan-man 10-16-2009 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974212)
did you let Spik1 know???? or does he think i can still email 120GB of music to him.....:coolcowboy:

hahaha :gfight:

Trojan-man 10-16-2009 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2974171)
chad can post a pic of what $5k looks like.... i called the insurance company on friday thankfully, drove it a week with no insurance....

guess the insurance company can help make it look like a GT500 now... oh well, was gonna burn it out but its paid for and it gets 26 miles to the gallon.......

just tell the new owners that the 49'ers cheerleader was takin it 3 different ways while she was driving, that should add value to the car not take away :lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-16-2009 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974214)
good point...who else is taking their old ladys with them...:party-smiley-004:

I only know of a couple guys taking the old ones. Everybody else is taking new ones. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 10-16-2009 04:21 PM

baldwick, next time I see you please remind me to give you my "Review It" magazine to have your mom autograph it for me....

spk1 10-16-2009 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974214)
good point...who else is taking their old ladys with them...:party-smiley-004:

I am. :evilb:

Trojan-man 10-17-2009 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974214)
good point...who else is taking their old ladys with them...:party-smiley-004:

me too :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-17-2009 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974277)
baldwick, next time I see you please remind me to give you my "Review It" magazine to have your mom autograph it for me....

Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT !!!!!!!!

tomtbone1993 10-17-2009 11:16 PM

Jeffro, check out the base block size and what headers are being used......


http://www.youngperformancemarine.com/825.htm

jeff1000man 10-18-2009 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974868)
Jeffro, check out the base block size and what headers are being used......


http://www.youngperformancemarine.com/825.htm

It has a supercharger on it. I thought you were looking for naturally aspirated.

joew. 10-19-2009 08:46 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2974868)
Jeffro, check out the base block size and what headers are being used......


http://www.youngperformancemarine.com/825.htm

Two of those in the back will get that thing moving. And give you a bunch of storage room in the bilge.

bigandy 10-19-2009 10:37 AM

it takes a little less than 40 mins to walk from inland to wolfies, lesss than 30 to MCD's and ihop......

joew. 10-19-2009 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2975474)
it takes a little less than 40 mins to walk from inland to wolfies, lesss than 30 to MCD's and ihop......

You must have really wanted to be at Wolfies.

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2975474)
it takes a little less than 40 mins to walk from inland to wolfies, lesss than 30 to MCD's and ihop......

You should have called, I would have come and picked you up.

You didn't leave any majic in my boat did you?

bigandy 10-19-2009 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2975482)
You should have called, I would have come and picked you up.

You didn't leave any majic in my boat did you?

slept in my boat?? dont know when i made the switch.... no majic in either that i can remember, no phone? it will not charge......

joew. 10-19-2009 10:59 AM

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that there were some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the boat yard to have it repaired?

Signed,

Concerned Boater

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2975495)
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that there were some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the boat yard to have it repaired?

Signed,

Concerned Boater

Exactly

wstultz 10-19-2009 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2975495)
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that there were some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the boat yard to have it repaired?

Signed,

Concerned Boater

Classic.:coolcowboy:

joew. 10-19-2009 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2975505)
Classic.:coolcowboy:

HE IS BACK!!!!

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2975510)
HE IS BACK!!!!

Yes he is :party-smiley-004::evilb:

joew. 10-19-2009 11:28 AM

AWESOME!! Who sleeps like that in the middle of the day??/

His belly looks a litle cold:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 11:29 AM

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Wade. Saw these at diamond shamrock in Roans Prarie friday evening.

4 more showed up as I was leaving

tomtbone1993 10-19-2009 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2975510)
HE IS BACK!!!!

When was he gone????






























Welcome back buddy...

wstultz 10-19-2009 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2975518)
Wade. Saw these at diamond shamrock in Roans Prarie friday evening.

4 more showed up as I was leaving

Very nice. I saw the rust colored one at a show last year. It is the same year as mine and basically how I'm going to do mine, except for the chop. They laid down the windshield pillars more than I want to. Sweet rods though.

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2975528)
When was he gone????



Welcome back buddy...

Looks like you guys came home just in time.

This one spun up to 180 before the top fell off it.

wstultz 10-19-2009 11:44 AM

Good to be back in the USA. Mexico is great for about a week. The tropical storm stirred up some huge surf in Cabo which was pretty cool but, other than that, the drinks were still cold and the water still wet.:drink:

spk1 10-19-2009 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2975474)
it takes a little less than 40 mins to walk from inland to wolfies, lesss than 30 to MCD's and ihop......

What happenned to the mustang?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ6d_EE0Kao

:evilb:

spk1 10-19-2009 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2975538)
Good to be back in the USA. Mexico is great for about a week. The tropical storm stirred up some huge surf in Cabo which was pretty cool but, other than that, the drinks were still cold and the water still wet.:drink:

Hmmm, you know if you had done the time share tour, you could have gottenn a free bottlee of TEQUILAAAaaa!!
LOL Welcome Backk! :evilb:

wstultz 10-19-2009 11:47 AM

I'll trade someone a 1974 Caddy limo for a nice new Husqvarna 18" chain saw....any takers? Apparently it just needs a battery.

spk1 10-19-2009 11:48 AM

Joew. Find me a buyer for 1985 a 60 hatt all redone for $325k and we can split a nice payday! :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2975540)
What happenned to the mustang?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ6d_EE0Kao

:evilb:

funny

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2975546)
I'll trade someone a 1974 Caddy limo for a nice new 18" chain saw....any takers? Apparently it just needs a battery.

Mine worked very nicely friday. I think I will be keeping it.

spk1 10-19-2009 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2975546)
I'll trade someone a 1974 Caddy limo for a nice new 18" chain saw....any takers?

That soundss like the perfect trade for Tbones tree clearing business, they have been holding out for only the big jobs for the last 12months, but if you act quickly, you may get a lazy worker guy that knows how to lay under a treee the second you look away,,:evilb: :evilb:, I hear tbone has had those workers locked in the trunk of a burgandy 1984 lincoln continential since Ike. :evilb:

spk1 10-19-2009 11:55 AM

The boat show starts oct 29th! they are already putting the docks together! :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-19-2009 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2975553)
The boat show starts oct 29th! they are already putting the docks together! :coolcowboy:

I will be there. :coolcowboy:

bigandy 10-19-2009 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2975546)
I'll trade someone a 1974 Caddy limo for a nice new Husqvarna 18" chain saw....any takers? Apparently it just needs a battery.

tried to get it, needs a alternator apparently cause i cant keep it running, i get it tonight hopefully.....

wstultz 10-19-2009 12:47 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2975559)
tried to get it, needs a alternator apparently cause i cant keep it running, i get it tonight hopefully.....

Cool, bring the chain saw.


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