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spk1 10-15-2007 03:22 PM

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Always Late 10-15-2007 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2306249)
Tammy Thanks for making me do 16 jello shots in a row.:ernaehrung004:

I don't recall "making" you take those jello shots....you stated you could eat all of them, so I handed them to you, and I am pretty sure it wasn't 16......but close. You never complained. I was just trying to be a generous host to our guest on the boat. :D mrs. always late

spk1 10-15-2007 03:44 PM

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Trojan-man 10-15-2007 03:50 PM

Buy U Boy is a human dumpster for Jager shots and jello shots

:wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019::drool::drool:

gerritm 10-15-2007 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2306042)
That has to be one of the best (most expensive) weekends I've ever had ! Thanks Louie and everyone else for a great time !!!! And who said it would be cheaper to boat to L'auberge than to fly to Vegas????:rolleyes:

I'd do it again in a heart beat! :party-smiley-048:


P.S. Gerritm, don't sweat the header bolts, we have tons of them. Throw them in your tool bag, you'll need again! them somebiatches always come loose!

After replacing the 4 or 5 on the one side, we found 3 missing on the other side. Guess some kind of Locktite is in order. I will keep them in the tool bag. Thanks again.

gerritm 10-15-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306041)
Top of the dipstick tube where the handle is, or the top of the tube where it goes into the oil pan? Any oil on the breather's?

Interesting, let us know. We always like to know.

Top of the dipstick, right below the handle. No oil in the breather and the pcv valve is good.

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306425)

I was just looking at that one but i don't like it as much as the black one.

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 04:02 PM


Originally Posted by Always Late (Post 2306435)
I don't recall "making" you take those jello shots....you stated you could eat all of them, so I handed them to you, and I am pretty sure it wasn't 16......but close. You never complained. I was just trying to be a generous host to our guest on the boat. :D mrs. always late

I'm not complaining:cool:Just saying thanks for trying to get me drunk which was hard to do friday.:ernaehrung004::D you were a great host.

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by gerritm (Post 2306453)
Top of the dipstick, right below the handle. No oil in the breather and the pcv valve is good.

Pressure in the pan for some reason. Let us know what they find when they take it apart.

Sorry to hear it.

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 04:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2306416)
Jeff !!!!!!!! Where is the video already ?? Hurry up and I will buy you a plate of the yellow... :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

I have been at my accountants office for the last 4 hours. Apparently this is the last day to file your return on the second extension. I had to do 6 state returns and 1 federal. I am off to try and get them in the mail.

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:05 PM

sounds like his accountant is as good at taxes as jeff is at gambling ( and with woman and mechanicing for that matter )

you live in texas Jeff we dont have state income taxes

boatman22 10-15-2007 05:18 PM

[QUOTE=jeff1000man;2306501]I had to do 6 state returnsQUOTE]


I'm with BigAndy on this one:Whatever:

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306516)
sounds like his accountant is as good at taxes as jeff is at gambling ( and with woman and mechanicing for that matter )

you live in texas Jeff we dont have state income taxes

I know. I worked in 6 different states last year that do pay income tax. I fyou work in their state. You have to pay their taxes.

I figured a big money high roller such as yourself would know these things.

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306532)
I know. I worked in 6 different states last year that do pay income tax. I fyou work in their state. You have to pay their taxes.

I figured a big money high roller such as yourself would know these things.

no you dont but you also dont have to split 3's and double down on 6's either and you still do that...

besides Lefty's guy does my taxes!!!

BY U BOY 10-15-2007 05:37 PM

[QUOTE=boatman22;2306528]

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2306501)
I had to do 6 state returnsQUOTE]


I'm with BigAndy on this one:Whatever:

Have you located the problemwith the engine?Any holes in the block?

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306516)
sounds like his accountant is as good at taxes as jeff is at gambling ( and with woman and mechanicing for that matter )

you live in texas Jeff we dont have state income taxes

I would like to split my form 1120s and double down on the 1040 long sheet. :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306551)
besides Lefty's guy does my taxes!!!

Is that the same guy that doesn Willie Nelson's taxes ??

:hitfan::hitfan:

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2306553)
I would like to split my form 1120s and double down on the 1040 long sheet. :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

i heard you and SPK did enough doubling down on each other this weekend...

spk1 10-15-2007 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306250)
Soooooooo, did anyone ever see spick 1 gamble. I think he only spent 17.00 all weekend.


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:hitfan:

There went all my strip club money,,, now Im going to have to get a fiancee, :evilb:

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2306555)
Is that the same guy that doesn Willie Nelson's taxes ??

:hitfan::hitfan:

how do you think we got 5th row seats!!!

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306556)
i heard you and SPK did enough doubling down on each other this weekend...

Do you have a brown skunk stripe running vertical down the back of your head from Lefty's Yakuzoono at the pool ??

:hitfan::hitfan::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

spk1 10-15-2007 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2306560)
Do you have a brown skunk strip running vertical down the back of your head from Lefty's Yakuzoono at the pool ??

:hitfan::hitfan::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

BrrrrrrriPpppppP!

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306556)
i heard you and SPK did enough doubling down on each other this weekend...

BIP

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306557)
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There went all my strip club money,,, now Im going to have to get a fiancee, :evilb:

i think we know where that money went!!!

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306551)
no you dont but you also dont have to split 3's and double down on 6's either and you still do that...

besides Lefty's guy does my taxes!!!

I also didn't need to drink 15 gray goose and cranberry, but I did that too.

I only go gamble about twice a decade, so It averages out OK.

spk1 10-15-2007 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306565)
i think we know where that money went!!!

That one dirty did sleep with you right? because if she didnt I want my money back! :ernaehrung004:

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:47 PM

Hell Ya Dawg i got a hummer from the tranny!!

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306574)
Hell Ya Dawg i got a hummer from the tranny!!

OUCH

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:50 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306571)
That one dirty did sleep with you right? because if she didnt I want my money back! :ernaehrung004:

it was a little gross knowing you and chad had just run the train on him (her) but ya!!

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306571)
That one dirty did sleep with you right? because if she didnt I want my money back!

The old lady at the pool that had no arms and no legs ???? she couldn't get away!! Bigandy said "HaaaaaaaYYYY !! Nice boobies", he don't worry about lookin at the rest :ernaehrung004::D:cool-smiley-027:

"Sir, you are scaring the children :evilb::party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 05:52 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306581)
it was a little gross knowing you and chad had just run the train on him (her) but ya!!

HaaaaaaaYYYYYY !!! chooooo-choooo !!!

bigandy 10-15-2007 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2306582)
The old lady at the pool that had no arms and no legs ???? she couldn't get away!! Bigandy said "HaaaaaaaYYYY !! Nice boobies", he don't worry about lookin at the rest :ernaehrung004::D:cool-smiley-027:

"Sir, you are scaring the children :evilb::party-smiley-004:

What, were they going for the parent of the year award??? taking kids to a casino????

Trojan-man 10-15-2007 06:00 PM

joew takes it in the can

joew. 10-15-2007 06:02 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306588)
What, were they going for the parent of the year award??? taking kids to a casino????

Bigandy really needs to slow down. He was makin an azz of himself. Andy you should hang w/ me, I will keep you on the straight and narrow.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D:ernaehrung004:

joew. 10-15-2007 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2306600)
joew takes it in the can

I don't remember much. But I do remember that you have one free trip into the LA water commin.:D

"suck it trebek"

joew. 10-15-2007 06:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306571)
That one dirty did sleep with you right? because if she didnt I want my money back! :ernaehrung004:

Is that the girl that I told her she took it in the can?????? Oh wait I told everyone that.:cool:

joew. 10-15-2007 06:08 PM

We need a list of the top ten one liners from that trip. Who can make a pole and we can vote on it.

spk1 10-15-2007 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2306377)
ya but think of all the money you save not owning a boat and i know you had three thousand dollars worth of robster craws!!!

I guess buying a bunch of old broken shyt that will never run saves thousands on gas money. :evilb::party-smiley-048::evilb:

spk1 10-15-2007 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2306607)
Bigandy really needs to slow down. He was makin an azzSANDWICH of himself. Andy you should hang w/ me, I will keep you on the straight and narrow.:rolleyes::rolleyes::D:ernaehrung004:


:hitfan:

jeff1000man 10-15-2007 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2306650)
I guess buying a bunch of old broken shyt that will never run saves thousands on gas money. :evilb::party-smiley-048::evilb:


I can't give you a BIP because it is against the new rules of engagement.


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