We had little spy's watching you......

Happy B-day boatman !!! I will refrain on any old balls comments since I owe you money lol:lolhit::party-smiley-004::lolhit:

The only spy's you had were drunkin hard ons:evilb:

And I have stories about them:eek:

dam you were only in key west for four days and your already a fig??? we dont wanna hear no stories about hard on's we wanna hear about tittttttties :) and boats !!!!

well, i have to rest I got a big day ahead, cross country trips are best started at the butt crack of noon!!! :evilb::evilb:

http://theplatinumplus.com/testing/admit1.asp

i'll be on the road can someone win me 5000 points by tonight.... best sports bar in america in my opinion, just cant figure out why the memphis one isnt listed on the website...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnRwQjTYfGI&feature=fvw[/YOUTUBE]

Definitely 1 of the greatest movies of ALL time!!
Man I love that song.

http://www.worldsbestboatcover.com/M...d=18&Itemid=29

for the boys at Inland...make sure you click on the how it works tab

Those are sweet. Trojan-Man wouldn't know what to do with himself if he could take out the Trojan anytime without spending four hours cleaning it first.

Inland needs to get the insect spray system like the Palms Marina has, no spiders, no spider poop, no biting bugs at all.:coolcowboy:

Inland needs a lot of things....including a bar.:party-smiley-004: The old capt. Jacks would be a great place for a bar. Then you guys would never have to go home. I'm getting tired of stealing drinks from Jeff's boat.

It aleady is a private bar. We have two bars, a ping pong table, stereo, bbq pit, his and her heads!!!!!. We have not needed the hers head yet:( Maybe some day:drink:

What is up for the weekend???

Saturday is pretty much screwed for me but I don't have anything on Sunday. Would like to see water some time this weekend.

May go to Home Depot and bed bath and beyond if there's time. Nice little Saturday planned.

I'll do one! I'll do one!!!!!

"FRANK THE TANK" "FRANK THE TANK" "FRANK THE TANK" "FRANK THE TANK" "FRANK THE TANK"

The mainship is ready and waiting for a cruise. I will be out at the marina this weekend I am sure. Kim will be barrel racing so I am up for what eva biatches.:grinser010:

We may have some wrenching to do. When is the ETA of the great white north traveler?

he is in Chi town now staying at the W. he thinks he will be back late afternoon on Sunday. :coolcowboy:

Sounds like we can line something up for sunday....if all you monkeys can get a hall pass :lolhit:

Little get together at the house Sat night.......stop by for some Venezuelan food and drink....

Fu(kin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Worst thing about breaking a laptop is not being able to log onto OSO because you forgot your password.

Looks like I missed a grand total of 3 pages of bulchit.

I rememebr when that happened in 30 minutes.

Happy birthday B man
Wade, you missed a lot of fun in KW, I hope the frigging tractor was worth it.
What is Bigandy going to get now?
Joew and Kim did have synchronized "gofu(kyourselves" - that was classic.
Spk1 is OFF THE GRID


I havn't had a drink since Monday. My body does not know how to take it. I've had about 12 hours total sleep since tuesday morning when I got up. Feels good to be back at work. Unfortunately it doesn't look like it will be lasting that long.

Glad you all are still doing good.

Suck It Biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you are not in town??? how long have you been gone??? no one noticed....:coolcowboy:

The rooster is in the hen house......with a hard-on.:evilb:

1 post in 24 hours. Good job. I can do that from the road. :bsflag:

Watercolors is on her way... had to stop in a lil college town south of chi.... i get laid EVERY time i come here!!!! we definately need a blind college for retards in Texas!!!!!!!!

:bsflag:

hmmmmm, what a coincidence, it just so happens that i will be by the home of the throwed rolls at lunch time....... :)

Don't get beemed in the head and bring us all back a Lambert's roll.

That's such a cute name.......NOT...we will have to do the renaming ceremony:

First a purging process must begin. Old records, logbooks, and anything else baring the old name of the vessel must be removed. Then remove the name from the boat itself. It is important not to carry anything with the new name aboard until this ceremony is complete.

Next you will need a good bottle of champagne, and don't be stingy, your vessel deserves the best. You will also need a metal plate with the old name written on it in water soluable ink.

Begin by summoning the ruler of deep;

Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection the name (here insert the old name of your vessel) which has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this ingot bearing her name to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from the sea. (At this point, the prepared metal tag is dropped from the bow of the boat into the sea.) In grateful acknowledgment of your munificence and dispensation, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (Pour at least half of the bottle of Champagne into the sea from East to West. The remainder may be passed among your guests.)

You are now ready to rename your vessel. This renaming ceremony is usually conducted right after the purging ceremony. You will need another bottle of champagne as you call to Poseiden;

Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to take unto your records and recollection this worthy vessel hereafter and for all time known as (Here insert the new name you have chosen), guarding her with your mighty arm and trident and ensuring her of safe and rapid passage throughout her journeys within your realm. In appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and in honor of your greatness, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (At this point, one bottle of Champagne, less one glass for the master and one glass for the mate are poured into the sea from West to East.)

Of course you will need to honor the wind gods as well.

Oh mighty rulers of the winds, through whose power our frail vessels traverse the wild and faceless deep, we implore you to grant this worthy vessel (Insert your boat’s new name) the benefits and pleasures of your bounty, ensuring us of your gentle ministration according to our needs.

(Facing north, pour a generous libation of Champagne into a Champagne flute and fling to the North as you intone:) Great Boreas, exalted ruler of the North Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your frigid breath.

(Facing west, pour the same amount of Champagne and fling to the West while intoning:) Great Zephyrus, exalted ruler of the West Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your wild breath.

(Facing east, repeat and fling to the East.) Great Eurus, exalted ruler of the East Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your mighty breath.

(Facing south, repeat, flinging to the South.) Great Notus, exalted ruler of the South Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your scalding breath.

After these ceremonies are performed your vessel is now ready for its many years of safe voyages that are bound to please its captain. You can bring upon all items barring her new name, including your new decal for her.

nice find Boatman:coolcowboy:

FYI on 1097

http://www.hcnonline.com/articles/20...ws/sob1118.txt

Best line from last night.....

Trent...... "I'm gonna set the bar on the lake with my boat when it's finished. Everybody is going to be trying to chase me down!"


JoeW....."Is your name Kenny?"




BIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP!:evilb:

Good times had. Horrible bowling scores had. Elevendy million beers drank. Several people falling down, but mostly just one....good times.

Hahahahahaha :evilb::evilb::evilb:

that was priceless:coolcowboy:

****. It's probably owned by someone that lives in there. :party-smiley-004:

well when you buy you new anal intruder 2000 with the kung foo grip and turbo overdrive you should ask him.... btw baldwick feels really bad about what happened to the old one.

Baldwick : "who new had it had two speeds??? that gregory performance will soup up anything"

btw, me an watercolors had an uneventful trip back sept for dem gorrilas what punched me in the eye and vandalized poor defenseless watercolors :)

hehehehehehehe!