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joew. 06-14-2010 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3135175)
im gonna have a pool party at my house until 5 in the morning and not invite any of my friends from the bs thread........... oh wait, that was you :angry-smiley-038:

btw, http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...6172&viewitem=

could be bogus but guy just emailed me said $9500 cash buys this... buyer didnt take delivery?? always scared of second chance offers, and i dont need another boat i am to lazy to work on...

It was a last minute deal. Sounds like you were busy anyways:drink:

I also had my phone reset and lost all my numbers. Good thing I have them in my outlook, which is at work.

wstultz 06-14-2010 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3135328)
Which boat did you guys take up there?

Scarab

boatman22 06-14-2010 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3135328)
Which boat did you guys take up there?

"The Scarab handled the lake like a champ and it was FULL of people."

jeff1000man 06-15-2010 05:01 PM

If this is not a scotch drinking, missing front tooth Joew ad, I have no idea how to make it any better.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/1768420589.html

:coolcowboy::lolhit::angry-smiley-038::drink:

jeff1000man 06-15-2010 10:09 PM

Wow. This one is a cool one.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34580-en.html

KSims1868 06-16-2010 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3136777)
If this is not a scotch drinking, missing front tooth Joew ad, I have no idea how to make it any better.

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/1768420589.html

:coolcowboy::lolhit::angry-smiley-038::drink:

That chit was funny!!

jeff1000man 06-16-2010 03:37 PM

1 Attachment(s)
This is the exhaust that is going into the nor tech. Ships friday. Next week is going to be like christmas around here with a boat showing up and tons of parts. :coolcowboy:

bigandy 06-17-2010 08:21 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749...video=20379555

i know at least one but probably both of the stultz boys will like this.... im on ebay tryin to find one right now :)

wstultz 06-17-2010 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3138295)
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749...video=20379555

i know at least one but probably both of the stultz boys will like this.... im on ebay tryin to find one right now :)

Dump the pump day??? I confused.:signs035:I think you linked the wrong video.

bigandy 06-17-2010 09:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3138362)
Dump the pump day??? I confused.:signs035:I think you linked the wrong video.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749...FuYnVpbGRzaA--

no spam... ur gay...:lolhit:

wstultz 06-17-2010 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3138365)

Oh, I saw that on the news last night. I think she spent like 30K on the scrapped airliner. I had no idea they were that cheap for an entire plane. I may be living in a DC-10 next week.:lolhit:

spk1 06-17-2010 11:59 AM

The new corporate office for mcdonaldhimer homes.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/a...iningPlane.jpg

Trojan-man 06-17-2010 12:10 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3138483)
The new corporate office for mcdonaldhimer homes.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/a...iningPlane.jpg

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 06-17-2010 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3138483)
The new corporate office for mcdonaldhimer homes.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/a...iningPlane.jpg

I drove by one of those out west 1 time. Tried to go in there. No way Jose they said.

jeff1000man 06-17-2010 01:34 PM

Just got an email from a guy that is working oil spill claims in an office in Hammond, LA. Pays $450 a day plus $100 for the hoel room. 12 hours a day 7 days a week in the office, but he said it is easy if anyone needs a YOB. It wont last loong, but it is something right now. I ain't going, but I can forward the info/ :coolcowboy:

TopSpin80 06-17-2010 04:15 PM

My step dad put his boat up for sale on craigslist. I didn't help him with the ad. the boat has a speedmaster #3 and stellings exhaust. He is selling because we just haven't used it since my back surgery, and now I have a family boat for the kids.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1796658556.html

Ernie

jeff1000man 06-17-2010 05:35 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 3138692)
My step dad put his boat up for sale on craigslist. I didn't help him with the ad. the boat has a speedmaster #3 and stellings exhaust. He is selling because we just haven't used it since my back surgery, and now I have a family boat for the kids.

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/1796658556.html

Ernie

cool boat

wstultz 06-17-2010 06:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3138559)
Just got an email from a guy that is working oil spill claims in an office in Hammond, LA. Pays $450 a day plus $100 for the hoel room. 12 hours a day 7 days a week in the office, but he said it is easy if anyone needs a YOB. It wont last loong, but it is something right now. I ain't going, but I can forward the info/ :coolcowboy:

my sales guy just quit and that is exactly where he went. Talked to him today. He is on the phone from 8:00-6:00 everyday with very little time to get his ppaperwork done in between calls. Crappy work but $450/day to sit on your arse on the phone ain't bad.

jeff1000man 06-17-2010 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3138821)
my sales guy just quit and that is exactly where he went. Talked to him today. He is on the phone from 8:00-6:00 everyday with very little time to get his ppaperwork done in between calls. Crappy work but $450/day to sit on your arse on the phone ain't bad.

These guys I am talking to don't have to do any paperwork, they are just manning a call center from 8-8 every day.

THey have the better of the jobs. The key when you are working day rate is to have as little responsibility as possible since it all pays the same. :coolcowboy:

You should here some of the claims that are coming in.

Guy in PA, said that he needed BP to pay for him to see a shrink because the thought of the oil in the gulf was botherng him.

Lady in LA said that she used to fish off the dock behind her house and that she sold the fish for $1000 a week, wants BP to give her $1000 a week.

I am coming up with my own list of claims right now so that I can call them in.:kiss:

jeff1000man 06-17-2010 07:08 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3138821)
my sales guy just quit and that is exactly where he went. Talked to him today. He is on the phone from 8:00-6:00 everyday with very little time to get his ppaperwork done in between calls. Crappy work but $450/day to sit on your arse on the phone ain't bad.

That's 13,500.00 a month +- and since this company is re imbursing your hotel, you are getting to keep most of it after Obama takes his piece.

The other good thing is that since this is starting after the middle of the year, you won't earn enough to bump you into the next tax bracket.

That 450 is only 70% of the bill that is getting submitted on his head every day as well.

I think the full bill is around $611 +-

Multiply that number times the 1000 people that are all ready in those staffing centers and climbing.

That staffing firm is generating over 600K each and every day that this is going on. They say some of those centers will be there for over a year.


219 mil in gross revenue generated for each 1000 people on a years timetable.

wstultz 06-17-2010 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3138829)
That's 13,500.00 a month +- and since this company is re imbursing your hotel, you are getting to keep most of it after Obama takes his piece.

The other good thing is that since this is starting after the middle of the year, you won't earn enough to bump you into the next tax bracket.

That 450 is only 70% of the bill that is getting submitted on his head every day as well.

I think the full bill is around $611 +-

Multiply that number times the 1000 people that are all ready in those staffing centers and climbing.

That staffing firm is generating over 600K each and every day that this is going on. They say some of those centers will be there for over a year.


219 mil in gross revenue generated for each 1000 people on a years timetable.

Projected to be a 3 month to 2 year gig.

wstultz 06-17-2010 08:03 PM

We should all sign up and we can all crash one of MBA's camps on the river.

jeff1000man 06-17-2010 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3138861)
We should all sign up and we can all crash one of MBA's camps on the river.

5 of us all in that office would be insanity. Definately would be some scotch drinking going on at lunch.

tomtbone1993 06-17-2010 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3138861)
We should all sign up and we can all crash one of MBA's camps on the river.

hell those "camps" are nicer than my crib.....:coolcowboy:

wstultz 06-20-2010 11:06 AM

Happy Father's day to all of you baby's daddies.

tomtbone1993 06-20-2010 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3140497)
Happy Father's day to all of you baby's daddies.

Thanks buddy.....also congrats to the Conroe Group for cleaning up at the Clear lake run. I heard one of our members won all 3 places in the Calcutta:coolcowboy:

wstultz 06-20-2010 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3140506)
Thanks buddy.....also congrats to the Conroe Group for cleaning up at the Clear lake run. I heard one of our members won all 3 places in the Calcutta:coolcowboy:

Nice! which one???

tomtbone1993 06-20-2010 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3140525)
Nice! which one???

T. Fisher:coolcowboy:

boatman22 06-20-2010 03:02 PM

It was one of the best Poker Runs I have every been to..And to top it off 3 boats from Conroe were 1st,2nd 3rd.......:coolcowboy:

AND i did not run out of gas:lolhit:

bigandy 06-21-2010 08:34 AM

finally the white house is acting the way you would expect it to....

http://www.theonion.com/video/us-to-...cash4go,14346/

bigandy 06-21-2010 08:38 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3140602)
It was one of the best Poker Runs I have every been to..And to top it off 3 boats from Conroe were 1st,2nd 3rd.......:coolcowboy:

AND i did not run out of gas:lolhit:

did you have to pump out the head??

oh ya there was much celebrating at wolfies last night by senor fisher and spouse... he looked like the cat that ate the canary sitting at the table... i would expect a few clear lake extras at our run in july looking for their missing $20 large :)

boatman22 06-21-2010 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3140996)
did you have to pump out the head??

oh ya there was much celebrating at wolfies last night by senor fisher and spouse... he looked like the cat that ate the canary sitting at the table... i would expect a few clear lake extras at our run in july looking for their missing $20 large :)

It's called a reserve tank:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 06-21-2010 11:01 AM

Got to take a look at the Johnson's new rig yesterday and the newest member of the Scarab family.

"Loose Nuts Too" is a very nice boat. :evilb:

wstultz 06-21-2010 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3141050)
It's called a reserve tank:party-smiley-004:

Did you fill the ****ter with gas???

jeff1000man 06-21-2010 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3141152)
Did you fill the ****ter with gas???

Merry Christmas... ****ters Full :evilb:

boatman22 06-21-2010 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3141155)
Merry Christmas... ****ters Full :evilb:

They had some s hitty gas in Biloxi

jeff1000man 06-21-2010 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3140996)
did you have to pump out the head??

oh ya there was much celebrating at wolfies last night by senor fisher and spouse... he looked like the cat that ate the canary sitting at the table... i would expect a few clear lake extras at our run in july looking for their missing $20 large :)

You should have seen the after parrty at Eldorado's. There was much dirtyness going on there. :party-smiley-004: I heard there was a pretty good afer party at the Alexander's as well. but my crew decided it was passed their bed time.

KSims1868 06-22-2010 08:18 AM

Anyone going to be down in Clear Lake for the poker run this weekend?

txriverrat2001 06-22-2010 12:48 PM

We are -

BTW - Anyone know how to get ahold of Trent on Lake Conroe?? I have some pretty good videos of him running this past weekend to Freeport....

Screws Loose II I think is the name ....
Thanks

rs

jeff1000man 06-22-2010 01:00 PM


Originally Posted by txriverrat2001 (Post 3142281)
We are -

BTW - Anyone know how to get ahold of Trent on Lake Conroe?? I have some pretty good videos of him running this past weekend to Freeport....

Screws Loose II I think is the name ....
Thanks

rs

email me [email protected]

I can get you in touch with him


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