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joew. 12-16-2010 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3276370)
I love the way a penis feels when it is in my pooper!

Man that is just nasty!

BY U BOY 12-16-2010 10:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3276367)
i will be looking for a internet manager if any one needs a job.......

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 12-17-2010 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3275307)
If you guys keep hacking into my account, I am going to change my password!
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:party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-17-2010 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3276367)
i got a new shake weight and have been practicing with it, if any one needs a hand job I will be your man.......

:evilb:

spk1 12-17-2010 05:13 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/sat...ake-weight-dvd

lol :evilb:

BY U BOY 12-17-2010 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3277239)
:evilb:

:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-18-2010 11:50 AM

What time are the festivities getting under way at joews

tomtbone1993 12-19-2010 02:49 PM

Had a good time last night....some good smack talk.....

tomtbone1993 12-19-2010 08:23 PM

for those of you that missed the festivites last night....here is a little preview..

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw[/YOUTUBE]

tomtbone1993 12-19-2010 08:38 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpFDH...1&feature=fvwp[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 12-20-2010 09:53 AM

Don't forget squids.....Same new years party I have out at my place every year continues this year. New years eve until...............whenever. You are all invited so don't give me that, I didn't get the invite crap. Bring friends, wives, girlfriends, hookers, their friends, family. Whoever. Bring what you want to drink and something small to eat on. Bring Dogs, fourwheelers, atv's, hummers, guns, cans of gasoline. (limit 1............Jeff no old oil buckets or tires. Same goes to you Andy. :) )

jeff1000man 12-20-2010 10:33 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3279054)
Don't forget squids.....Same new years party I have out at my place every year continues this year. New years eve until...............whenever. You are all invited so don't give me that, I didn't get the invite crap. Bring friends, wives, girlfriends, hookers, their friends, family. Whoever. Bring what you want to drink and something small to eat on. Bring Dogs, fourwheelers, atv's, hummers, guns, cans of gasoline. (limit 1............Jeff no old oil buckets or tires. Same goes to you Andy. :) )

:kiss:

jeff1000man 12-20-2010 03:42 PM

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Have you guys ever seen this data? It is just insane.:bsflag:

BY U BOY 12-21-2010 10:19 PM

How the phuck did you degenerates let this pathetic excuse for a thread slip from the top under a thread about trailers.. This is unacceptable.

bigandy 12-22-2010 09:15 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3279312)
Have you guys ever seen this data? It is just insane.:bsflag:

sooooo... they caught 1.6 million illegals in 2000 and 400k in 2009??? less are coming over or they are catching less?? i dont get it. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 12-22-2010 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3280688)
sooooo... they caught 1.6 million illegals in 2000 and 400k in 2009??? less are coming over or they are catching less?? i dont get it. :lolhit:

When I first looked at it, I didn't realize that was the trend that it was showing, but still if we are catching 400K, then we have to be letting 1 million through without getting caught. I mean how many of them do you know that have never been deported and are still here.

McDonadlberganstein homes probably has 14 on the payroll. If only one of them has even been deported and made it back then that is 1x14. Or 400,000 x 14 = 5,600,000 that are over here that we know about. :bsflag:

jeff1000man 12-22-2010 10:20 AM

And all we have done to combat that is to catch 1 million more of them a year than we did a few years ago.

Like killing roaches with a shoe...........

Although I do like having my yard mowed for $40.

So we need to keep a few of them around. :coolcowboy:

BY U BOY 12-22-2010 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3280743)
And all we have done to combat that is to catch 1 million more of them a year than we did a few years ago.

Like killing roaches with a shoe...........

Although I do like having my yard mowed for $40.

So we need to keep a few of them around. :coolcowboy:

You pay 40? I pay 20:coolcowboy:

I had a guy knock on the door one day and asked if he could mow the lawn for what ever was in my pocket. I pulled 6 bucks out and said go ahead:drink:

jeff1000man 12-22-2010 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3280781)
You pay 40? I pay 20:coolcowboy:

I had a guy knock on the door one day and asked if he could mow the lawn for what ever was in my pocket. I pulled 6 bucks out and said go ahead:drink:

In much the same way your boat fits in a bath tub, your yard can fit in the back of my truck.

bigandy 12-22-2010 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3280831)
In much the same way your boat fits in a bath tub, your yard can fit in the back of my truck.

OHHHHHHHHHHH my gosh!!!! did you see that folks??? Jeff Gregory with a haymaker!!!!! Poor lil buyou boy didnt even have a chance to tap out cause he just got knocked the fuq out!!!! :evilb::lolhit::evilb:

way to get this thread back on track mush!!!

bigandy 12-22-2010 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3280741)
When I first looked at it, I didn't realize that was the trend that it was showing, but still if we are catching 400K, then we have to be letting 1 million through without getting caught. I mean how many of them do you know that have never been deported and are still here.

McDonadlberganstein homes probably has 14 on the payroll. If only one of them has even been deported and made it back then that is 1x14. Or 400,000 x 14 = 5,600,000 that are over here that we know about. :bsflag:

i would give my left pinky toe to have a reason to have 14 illegals on my payroll right now... legend homes has been my only consistant dirt customer thru all of this and they announced monday they are ceasing all construction until the end february and only starting back up if they have sold half of the current inventory....

btw, i have a trade that stabbed someone in a parking lot in san antonio... went back over the border for a year and came back with a different name to a different town and that muther fuqer has a legal drivers license with a fake green card... if i had morals i wouldnt use him and would turn him in but he is so much cheaper than all the other trades and besides its not like he stabbed me :)

bigandy 12-22-2010 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3280510)
How the phuck did you degenerates let this pathetic excuse for a thread slip from the top under a thread about trailers.. This is unacceptable.

awesome!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtsiYgT1NLE&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 12-22-2010 03:17 PM

Anyone going to be out on Friday? Warmest day of the weekend at a wopping 68.

jeff1000man 12-22-2010 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3280912)

That is like very funny

BY U BOY 12-22-2010 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3281064)
That is like very funny

What are you a 14yr old valley girl I mean like come on:evilb:

bigandy 12-23-2010 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3281064)
That is like very funny

They got him!!!!!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-HLv0KvfDs&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 12-23-2010 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3281748)

They got em alright! That was money....you run, you get run over. That should be the fuzz's new catch phrase.

jeff1000man 12-24-2010 10:36 AM

Merry Christmas eve my friends :coolcowboy:

wstultz 12-24-2010 01:23 PM

Merry Christmas Eve to everyone as well......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fyS5CLBgyM


"Have you checked our $hitters honey?"

BY U BOY 12-24-2010 03:23 PM

Merry Xmas ladies.. This scitter is full

Rcolter 12-24-2010 11:38 PM

Merry Christmas!

boatman22 12-25-2010 08:16 AM

Merry Christmas Everyone.....

bigandy 12-25-2010 10:23 AM

Merry Xmas boys... Christmas vacation is an instant watch if u have netflix !!!

jeff1000man 12-25-2010 02:35 PM

Merry Christmas people. and if some of you would have answered your phones this morning I could have told you that the Hodges family got a new addition this morning at 9:22AM.

A healthy baby girl.

See you monkeys when I get back from hunting, unless someone gets to drunk to go........:coolcowboy:

Rcolter 12-27-2010 11:07 AM

This place is still a Sh1t Hole!!!

http://www.hcnonline.com/courier/new...682b1a015.html

bigandy 12-27-2010 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3283615)

ya... we was there for that. pretty crazy... oddly enough response time for the cops was ****. we finished our pool game and they still hadnt showed up. good thing for home boy there was an paramedic drinking there. he ripped his shirt off and pushed his intestines back in his stomach and probably stopped alot of the bleeding... he didnt bleed as much as i thought he would but he was definately fuqed up... weird thing is it was quite obvious who did it to him and i cant imagine anything could be bad enough to go to jail over but wtfe..........

wstultz 12-27-2010 02:12 PM

Ghetto fabulous.

louie0611 12-29-2010 06:44 PM

What's up guys, just wanted to say hi. Hope all is well.

bigandy 12-29-2010 07:12 PM


Originally Posted by louie0611 (Post 3285330)
What's up guys, just wanted to say hi. Hope all is well.

LOUIE!!!!!!!

wuts up bud!?!? merry new year!! hope you and your family is doing good... :drink:

jeff1000man 12-29-2010 11:07 PM


Originally Posted by louie0611 (Post 3285330)
What's up guys, just wanted to say hi. Hope all is well.

Now this was worth coming home and seeing.

For the rest of you, this is seriously dissapointing to come home and see. No BS to speak of at all.


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