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wstultz 03-11-2010 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3065629)
Stultz boys.....on daddys boat..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

"You won't go down cause my di(k can float.":evilb:

spk1 03-11-2010 11:39 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3065573)
Man that is one nasty motor in that bad boy. I thought it was just wind noise, boy was I way off..

What are those 5-7's???:evilb: They sure look big next to the boat:party-smiley-004:

We cant all be as fast as Joe and John Katalic. :evilb: :party-smiley-004:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxwGj2-5SZ4

Trojan-man 03-12-2010 12:04 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3065522)
Here I am right now! :coolcowboy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs-wphux_yA

nice video spk1.....or spk3 sorry :drink: We need more scarab videos out there. Funnest 62.5 mph I have ever had :lolhit:

Trojan-man 03-12-2010 12:08 AM

1 Attachment(s)
I can't figure out how to load the banana dvd onto youtube...but it is 15 minutes long.........

just the picture of the mancave.....

Trojan-man 03-12-2010 02:23 AM

well I finally managed to get some videos uploaded to youtube....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSRCJHFrltw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1CjtmujnFY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ISIh3gDBI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdEKSGbSXno

boatman22 03-12-2010 05:55 AM

Sounds awesome.....

wstultz 03-12-2010 08:24 AM

I guess the flashing date and time in there is just another reason NOT to buy a Sony video camera ever again. That wasn't on there when we watched it on TV just when you try to download it. Looks good other than that.

joew. 03-12-2010 08:46 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3065645)
We cant all be as fast as Joe and John Katalic. :evilb: :party-smiley-004:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxwGj2-5SZ4

Slow and steady..... Kinda like your relationships.:party-smiley-004:





























Oh, to soooooon?!!:lolhit:

Rcolter 03-12-2010 09:39 AM

Nice videos Baldy. I like how you advertise to call you or Wade on performance and ride. I never really guessed people would want that much trailer information.

spk1 03-12-2010 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3065664)

When I hit the link all I can get is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL5bX...response_watch


:evilb:

jeff1000man 03-12-2010 11:20 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3065819)
When I hit the link all I can get is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL5bX...response_watch


:evilb:

:evilb::evilb::bigbird:

tomtbone1993 03-12-2010 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3065680)
Sounds awesome.....

what would it cost me to get one of those moveable gauges on my rig???:coolcowboy:

wstultz 03-12-2010 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3065876)
what would it cost me to get one of those moveable gauges on my rig???:coolcowboy:

You can't afford it.:lolhit:

bigandy 03-12-2010 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3065819)
When I hit the link all I can get is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL5bX...response_watch


:evilb:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! that is so awesome!!!!!!!!!! best find ever kev....

btw, kev, when u r disposing bodies in the ocean be sure the camera doesn't catch a glimpse of it.... shhhhh just between me and you :)

:evilb::coolcowboy::evilb:

i hope someone has that on there ipod already!!!!!!

tomtbone1993 03-12-2010 03:24 PM

Time to send Kelly back to school.....

Specialist nurses paid higher salaries than family doctors
Buzz up! 1930 Print
Parija Kavilanz, senior writer, On Thursday March 11, 2010, 2:32 pm EST
Despite the growing shortage of family doctors in the United States, medical centers last year offered higher salaries and incentives to specialist nurses than to primary care doctors, according to an annual survey of physicians' salaries.

Primary care doctors were offered an average base salary of $173,000 in 2009 compared to an average base salary of $189,000 offered to certified nurse anesthetists, or CRNAs, according to the latest numbers from Merritt Hawkins & Associates, a physician recruiting and consulting firm.

And the firm's projections for 2010 indicate that the average base salary for family physicians will be about $178,000 compared to $186,000 for CRNAs.

CRNAs are advanced practice nurses who administer anesthesia to patients. An important distinction between CRNAs and anesthesiologist is that when anesthesia is administered by a nurse anesthetist, it is still recognized as the practice of nursing rather than a practice of medicine

"It's the fourth year in a row that CRNAs were recruited at a higher pay than a family doctor," said Kurt Mosley, staffing expert with Merritt Hawkins & Associates.

CRNA salaries have trended higher as the number of surgical procedures picked up pace over the past few years, fueling demand for anesthesiologists and anesthetists.

Mosley said medical doctors and specialists, including anesthesiologists, typically have four to five years more of medical training than CRNAs. After spending a lot of time speaking with physicians around the country, he said many family doctors are starting to feel like "second-class citizens."

This type of income disparity "won't make them feel better," he said. Most primary care doctors say they're already struggling to make ends meet as their costs rise faster than what Medicare and private insurers are paying them .

Looking at these compensation trends, the biggest concern for the nation's health care system is how to encourage more medical students to pick primary care as their specialty at a time when the nation is already facing a shortage of about 60,000 primary care doctors.

"The demand for primary care doctors will increase twofold when health reform happens and millions of more Americans have access to health care," said Mosley. "Who is going to triage these patients? It's not the neurologist or pulmonologist. It has to be the primary care doctor."

The American Association of Nurse Anesthetists (AANA) maintains that CRNAs are being fairly compensated.

"From our perspective, we are fairly compensated for the level of responsibility that we shoulder," said Lisa Thiemann, senior director of professional services with the AANA.

"We are at the head of the patient's bed. We deliver anesthesia and we keep the patient safe," said Thiemann, who has been a CRNA for 14 years.

"Once nurses and physicians arrive at anesthesia training, we use the same textbooks and same cases. The training is not too different between the two groups," she said. "We all deliver anesthesia the same way."

jeff1000man 03-12-2010 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3066050)
Time to send Kelly back to school.....

Specialist nurses paid higher salaries than family doctors
Buzz up! 1930 Print
Parija Kavilanz, senior writer, On Thursday March 11, 2010, 2:32 pm EST
Despite the growing shortage of family doctors in the United States, medical centers last year offered higher salaries and incentives to specialist nurses than to primary care doctors, according to an annual survey of physicians' salaries.

Primary care doctors were offered an average base salary of $173,000 in 2009 compared to an average base salary of $189,000 offered to certified nurse anesthetists, or CRNAs, according to the latest numbers from Merritt Hawkins & Associates, a physician recruiting and consulting firm.

And the firm's projections for 2010 indicate that the average base salary for family physicians will be about $178,000 compared to $186,000 for CRNAs.

CRNAs are advanced practice nurses who administer anesthesia to patients. An important distinction between CRNAs and anesthesiologist is that when anesthesia is administered by a nurse anesthetist, it is still recognized as the practice of nursing rather than a practice of medicine

"It's the fourth year in a row that CRNAs were recruited at a higher pay than a family doctor," said Kurt Mosley, staffing expert with Merritt Hawkins & Associates.

CRNA salaries have trended higher as the number of surgical procedures picked up pace over the past few years, fueling demand for anesthesiologists and anesthetists.

Mosley said medical doctors and specialists, including anesthesiologists, typically have four to five years more of medical training than CRNAs. After spending a lot of time speaking with physicians around the country, he said many family doctors are starting to feel like "second-class citizens."

This type of income disparity "won't make them feel better," he said. Most primary care doctors say they're already struggling to make ends meet as their costs rise faster than what Medicare and private insurers are paying them .

Looking at these compensation trends, the biggest concern for the nation's health care system is how to encourage more medical students to pick primary care as their specialty at a time when the nation is already facing a shortage of about 60,000 primary care doctors.

"The demand for primary care doctors will increase twofold when health reform happens and millions of more Americans have access to health care," said Mosley. "Who is going to triage these patients? It's not the neurologist or pulmonologist. It has to be the primary care doctor."

The American Association of Nurse Anesthetists (AANA) maintains that CRNAs are being fairly compensated.

"From our perspective, we are fairly compensated for the level of responsibility that we shoulder," said Lisa Thiemann, senior director of professional services with the AANA.

"We are at the head of the patient's bed. We deliver anesthesia and we keep the patient safe," said Thiemann, who has been a CRNA for 14 years.

"Once nurses and physicians arrive at anesthesia training, we use the same textbooks and same cases. The training is not too different between the two groups," she said. "We all deliver anesthesia the same way."

That is serious cash. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 03-12-2010 03:33 PM

Marcus Lutrell's letter to Walker county district attourney.

email: [email protected]
936-435-2441

See Marcus' letter:

The Honorable David Weeks
District Attorney
Walker County
1036 University Avenue
Huntsville, TX 77340

Dear Sir,
This letter serves to ensure you're aware of how strongly I believe that all four individuals who were involved in killing my lab, DASY, should be prosecuted to the maximum extent of the law and held accountable for their egregious actions.

DASY was given to me as a rehab therapy dog and she provided countless hours of companionship in three years I spent with her. Her name represents something of significant meaning to me. DASY was the living embodiment of my team mates who I fought with and who died on 28 June 2005. As you know, I was the only man of 20 to make it home from Operation Redwing alive. To refresh your memory, this is who DASY was named after:

D - "Danny". SO2 Danny Dietz is survived by his wife Maria Paz Leveque, his mother Cindy, his father Danny Senior, his sister Tiffany, and his brother Eric. He was posthumously awarded the Navy Cross Recipient. He was a phenomenal athlete and an amazing artist. He was a great loss to our community and our world. He leaves behind a legacy that inspires us today and serves as a shining example of heroism and courage for future generations.

A - "Axe". SO2 Matthew Axelson is survived by his wife Cindy, his father Cordell, his mother Donna, and his brother Jeff. He is a posthumous Navy Cross Recipient. Axe was my twin brother's best friend. A very calm guy, Matt kept true to the SEAL motto, "a quiet professional". All the guys looked up to him and sought his insight on most everything. Matt was the last guy recovered on July 10th. Up to that point, his platoon expressed that they were fully expecting a call from him, saying, "hey guys, bring me some more ammunition, I've found a cave and I'm having fun out here".


S - "Southern Boy". That's me – SO1(R) Marcus Luttrell
Y - "Yankee". LT Michael Murphy is survived by his mother Maureen Murphy; his father Dan Murphy; and his brother John Murphy. Murph was a fiery Irishman from New York, my best friend, and a Posthumous Medal of Honor recipient. He was the most selfless guy I've ever met, and he kept himself on a busy agenda to help as many people as he could. He had an incredibly strong sense of character, sound moral and ethical standards, toughness in the face of adversity, and a good sense of humor. He was a family-man, great friend, concerned citizen, warrior, and was admired by those who knew him, and inspiring to those who were close to him.

It is also appalling that not a single one of those individuals or their families have apologized for the pain and suffering they've caused me and my family. I'm an honorable Texan, a Navy SEAL, and a man of my word. Something as simple as "I'm sorry" would have meant something to me.

I emphatically encourage you to bring forth the maximum punishment possible under law to all four individuals. They bring great dishonor and discredit to Huntsville, Walker County, the State of Texas, and the greatest nation in the world - The United States of America.

I have faith and confidence in our nation's justice system - it is part of what makes our country so great. I trust that you'll put forth full effort in doing the right thing and ensuring that this horrific death doesn't go unpunished.

God Bless Texas.
Very Respectfully,

Marcus Luttrell
U.S. Navy SEAL, Retired
NEVER QUIT!

boatman22 03-12-2010 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3065876)
what would it cost me to get one of those moveable gauges on my rig???:coolcowboy:

Gregory Performance:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 03-12-2010 05:56 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3066107)
Gregory Performance:coolcowboy:

I too had one of those portable boost guages on my Magnum at 1 time. :bigbird:

Trojan-man 03-12-2010 06:31 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3065680)
Sounds awesome.....

thanks boatman, I need to bring her back by whenever you guys arent that busy. It looks like you guys have a chit ton of boats over there, thats great !

Trojan-man 03-12-2010 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3065781)
Nice videos Baldy. I like how you advertise to call you or Wade on performance and ride. I never really guessed people would want that much trailer information.

Hahaha cornbread !! My banana has been out more in the last month that your bucket has been in 2 years :lolhit: :op:

spk1 03-12-2010 11:42 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3066292)
Hahaha cornbread !! My banana has been out more in the last month that your bucket has been in 2 years :lolhit: :op:

You KnoW WHat TimE it ISssss!?!?!??!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqq6j...eature=related

bigandy 03-13-2010 12:58 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3066355)
You KnoW WHat TimE it ISssss!?!?!??!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqq6j...eature=related

:):):)

tomtbone1993 03-13-2010 11:11 AM

that phucking kia commecial has this song stuck in my head....

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvR...eature=related[/YOUTUBE]

wstultz 03-13-2010 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3066523)
that phucking kia commecial has this song stuck in my head....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvR...eature=related

Good song. I love that commercial, especially the robot doing the robot.:lolhit:

tomtbone1993 03-13-2010 12:41 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3066575)
Good song. I love that commercial, especially the robot doing the robot.:lolhit:

I like the sock monkey on the jet ski....:coolcowboy:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBh3r2mVFR8[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 03-13-2010 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3066576)
I like the sock monkey on the jet ski....:coolcowboy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBh3r2mVFR8

Yeah, monkey on the jet ski remind me of Joew. :evilb:

BY U BOY 03-13-2010 04:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y-yFoD03Ls

Trojan-man 03-13-2010 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3066586)
Yeah, monkey on the jet ski remind me of Joew. :evilb:

hahahah the red dildo with warts on it reminds me of Joew :evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 03-13-2010 09:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3066844)
hahahah the red dildo with warts on it reminds me of Joew :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Yea I was thinking the red dildo also. :evilb: :evilb:

spk1 03-13-2010 09:09 PM

chadwick, you going to work on the scarab tonight? The Banana may need an oil change, but it will be there next weekend.
All those Cigarettes boats are too high maintainence. Best bet is to just have a beer on the trojan. :coolcowboy:

spk1 03-13-2010 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3066844)
hahahah the red dildo with warts on it reminds me of Joew :evilb::evilb::evilb:

What are you laughing at, that bear in the hot tub is ur azz all the way.

wstultz 03-13-2010 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3066863)
What are you laughing at, that bear in the hot tub is ur azz all the way.

"You're this big bear with these fukin fangs man, and she's just this little bunny Mike, and it's like you don't know how to kill this little bunny with these big fangs.":evilb:

wstultz 03-13-2010 10:34 PM

How you like me now?

BY U BOY 03-14-2010 12:06 AM

WADEO

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/class...age=out&id=561

jeff1000man 03-14-2010 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3066908)
"You're this big bear with these fukin fangs man, and she's just this little bunny Mike, and it's like you don't know how to kill this little bunny with these big fangs.":evilb:

She's making little baby faces at me like she knows me, you don't know me, Mike, don't turn around, I'm getting a weird kind of vibe from this chick. Oh, you wanna play peek a boo? Your such a sexy hot little baby.....

wstultz 03-14-2010 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3066926)

I flew to Florida a few years ago to look at it after i sold my 30. Nice boat but I passed.

tomtbone1993 03-15-2010 11:29 AM

Some great deals in the swap shop:)

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...-15-hours.html

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...rs-2-sets.html

tomtbone1993 03-15-2010 12:07 PM

poor fellow.....its to bad none of the 4000 bass boats didn't see his flare. 57 degrees wow he is luky he didn't get frost bite...I am sure the warm blanket felt good.

Close call for Kayaker
Friday, March 12, at approximately 4:30 pm Joe Ashton had left his Point Aquarius home to commence training for a kayaking competition that was to take place five months later. His kayaking trip began at Point Aquarius and was set to end at Ayers Island. The ending destination was never achieved due to a large wave that had overthrown him from the safety of the vessel.
Once in the 57-degree waters of Lake Conroe Ashton had retrieved his cell phone from a baggie in his pocket and had called Investigator Mark Wright of the Montgomery County Sheriff’s office Crime Scene Unit.
With only a small portion of his waterlogged kayak visible Ashton had set off a flare to make known his location to his rescuers. Once on the scene Pct. 1 Marine Division had removed him from the cold waters and returned him to dry land where Ashton was placed in a warm vehicle to begin warming. He did not endure any long-term injuries

bigandy 03-15-2010 12:31 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/73362/satu...-live-jeopardy


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