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wstultz 08-19-2011 03:51 PM

If someone doesn't let you use their restroom, take a $hit right in front of the restroom door. Usually a little more direct than on the ramp and more dificult to clean. (i like where you were going with that though). Also, I did try to sign your petition but it wouldn't open on my computer.

tomtbone1993 08-19-2011 05:32 PM

Wetdream for the Stultz boys......they would spread their man juice all over this resin bucket.....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/c...-raceboat.html

tomtbone1993 08-19-2011 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3483448)
good thinking cause its tough to get small block chevy parts and the drivetrain components for a truck they only made for 30 F'n years :lolhit: guess thats why tbone is in managment and you are a stock holder in shipleys :evilb: make me a cookie before the branch in that tree breaks....

just because Wee Man changes his screen saver from boats to jeeps does not mean he is going to purchase anything.....:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

wstultz 08-19-2011 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3483657)
Wetdream for the Stultz boys......they would spread their man juice all over this resin bucket.....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/c...-raceboat.html

You are correct sir. I almost blew away my monitor last night when Biggus posted that on the Sutphen section. That boat was unbeatable......it's a Sutphen.:evilb:

BY U BOY 08-19-2011 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3483712)
You are correct sir. I almost blew away my monitor last night when Biggus posted that on the Sutphen section. That boat was unbeatable......it's a Sutphen.:evilb:

Unbeatable? That must be why they hid it in storage for 30 years:evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 08-19-2011 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3483659)
just because Wee Man changes his screen saver from boats to jeeps does not mean he is going to purchase anything.....:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

I'll buy something when you stop shaving your arms like a metro sexual. I almost called spic so he could lend you a shirt and some jeans with shiny dragon on it.:evilb::evilb::lolhit:

tomtbone1993 08-19-2011 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3483770)
I'll buy something when you stop shaving your arms like a metro sexual. I almost called spic so he could lend you a shirt and some jeans with shiny dragon on it.:evilb::evilb::lolhit:

Oh Really...........

wstultz 08-19-2011 11:30 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3483769)
Unbeatable? That must be why they hid it in storage for 30 years:evilb::evilb:

Read the emblem on the side Keebler. They didn't just hand those out back then for racing in circles. It took some balls, and a good boat.:coolcowboy:

Google it.:lolhit:

spk1 08-19-2011 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3483712)
You are correct sir. I almost blew away my monitor last night when Biggus posted that on the Sutphen section. That boat was unbeatable......it's a Sutphen.:evilb:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Offsh...item2566c00512

You and chad can put half on each of your credit cards and be ready for keywest nationals!

spk1 08-19-2011 11:56 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3483770)
I'll buy something when you stop shaving your arms like a metro sexual. I almost called spic so he could lend you a shirt and some jeans with shiny dragon on it.:evilb::evilb::lolhit:

http://www.virtualjeepclub.com/showt...pictures/page2

I dont know I think you and tbone look pretty sweet in your new jeep. :evilb:

spk1 08-20-2011 12:48 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ARONO...item3f0cf79df0

Oh Wadeeeee, :ernaehrung004::popcorn::daz::poopoo::party-smiley-048::circle::party-smiley-020::boat:

BY U BOY 08-20-2011 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3483901)
Read the emblem on the side Keebler. They didn't just hand those out back then for racing in circles. It took some balls, and a good boat.:coolcowboy:

Google it.:lolhit:

I googled it, it said they SUCK!:party-smiley-004::drink:

Dr Ralphy 08-20-2011 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3483499)
46 signatures.. im impressed, perhaps taking a dump on there boat ramp would get the point across?? :coolcowboy:

65 in one day. We are in a small inland lake, any support is appreciated. This is the only local lake with deep water for power boats, this is also our only portable toilet dump station on the entire lake.

Dr Ralphy 08-20-2011 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3483530)
For 10 first class tickets 20 cases of bud light, and a weekend sailboat rental, we could probably get that marina opened up to the general public by monday morning. Keep our offer in mind, petitions only work for sail boaters, :evilb:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGD-tUsySPs

You get this fixed and I will buy you 40 cases of your choice, take you sailing for the weekend and cook you dinners. I can't afford travel:)

tomtbone1993 08-20-2011 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3484193)
You get this fixed and I will buy you 40 cases of your choice, take you sailing for the weekend and cook you dinners. I can't afford travel:)

The offer has been laid out....if you want the club 105 wrecking crew to come up I suggest a jet stocked full of Bud Light, orange shirts, and hot women...when we get done with those blow boaters they will be begging to use their own restroom.....that is how we roll.....

Dr Ralphy 08-20-2011 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3484196)
The offer has been laid out....if you want the club 105 wrecking crew to come up I suggest a jet stocked full of Bud Light, orange shirts, and hot women...when we get done with those blow boaters they will be begging to use their own restroom.....that is how we roll.....

How much beer if you just make a few phone calls

BY U BOY 08-20-2011 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3484278)
How much beer if you just make a few phone calls

Eleventy hundred

wstultz 08-20-2011 11:07 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3484167)
I googled it, it said they SUCK!:party-smiley-004::drink:

:lolhit::evilb::lolhit:

On Time 08-22-2011 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3484193)
You get this fixed and I will buy you 40 cases of your choice, take you sailing for the weekend and cook you dinners. I can't afford travel:)

Tom, Jeff and the rest of the 105 boys really could fix this problem, if somethin motivates them... :coolcowboy:

Dr Ralphy 08-22-2011 03:44 PM

How about this?

In a meeting with the Chief of the Ohio Department of Natural Resources, he told me that this facility was a model for future marinas in Ohio and across the nation.

Are you motivated to know that a private sailing club may come to your state, your lake, spend your tax money and then exclude you from access if this one is deemed appropriate?

Are you motivated that a private club can stop you at the dock to a public restroom and deny you access if they don't like how your boat is propelled, the look of it, or the sound of it?

I would think 105 could find this even more important than.. Beer. And that is Important...

Slow Poke 08-22-2011 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3485645)
How about this?


I would think 105 could find this even more important than.. Beer. And that is Important...

you might want to stop thinking :evilb: :evilb:

wstultz 08-22-2011 05:08 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3485645)
How about this?

In a meeting with the Chief of the Ohio Department of Natural Resources, he told me that this facility was a model for future marinas in Ohio and across the nation.

Are you motivated to know that a private sailing club may come to your state, your lake, spend your tax money and then exclude you from access if this one is deemed appropriate?

Are you motivated that a private club can stop you at the dock to a public restroom and deny you access if they don't like how your boat is propelled, the look of it, or the sound of it?

I would think 105 could find this even more important than.. Beer. And that is Important...

I wouldn't stand for it. I believe i'm signature #63. I didn't add any comments for the fact that a 30 minute rant on snooty blowboaters probably wouldn't help your cause.
:angry-smiley-038:

spk1 08-22-2011 06:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3485722)
I wouldn't stand for it. I believe i'm signature #63. I didn't add any comments for the fact that a 30 minute rant on snooty blowboaters probably wouldn't help your cause.
:angry-smiley-038:

Ive got a real nice picture of a nice new sail boat at the miami boat show , over filling its tank at the fuel dock, with a nice 20-30 yard slick around it for the new sail boat club house. Or you could just make the picture the cover shot for your proposal. :drink:

tomtbone1993 08-22-2011 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3485789)
Ive got a real nice picture of a nice new sail boat at the miami boat show , over filling its tank at the fuel dock, with a nice 20-30 yard slick around it for the new sail boat club house. Or you could just make the picture the cover shot for your proposal. :drink:

was it sweating horsepower???that chit happens:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

BY U BOY 08-22-2011 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3485818)
was it sweating horsepower???that chit happens:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Boats that sweat HP have to have a dawn dish soap dispenser built in.:evilb:

Dr Ralphy 08-22-2011 09:09 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3485722)
I wouldn't stand for it. I believe i'm signature #63. I didn't add any comments for the fact that a 30 minute rant on snooty blowboaters probably wouldn't help your cause.
:angry-smiley-038:

Its not the blow boaters. Most of them are great people, several of them have signed the petition. Some were anonymous for fear of reprisal, some had the courage to put their name on it. They walk the docs to their boats every day now to the scorn and foul words of those that oppose public access. They are taking this abuse after standing up for the rights of us power boaters and fishermen.

The problem is with a select few who control the management of the club, and the Army and the ODNR lack of action to rectify the problem. This petition is to show the Army Corp. and ODNR that the wrong needs to be righted.
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...m-creek-s.html

wstultz 08-22-2011 09:37 PM

Well, There's always some a-holes in every bunch. Good Luck dude. Now that you have the powers of OSO on your side i'm sure you'll get more than enough signatures.

jeff1000man 08-22-2011 11:33 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3485645)
How about this?

In a meeting with the Chief of the Ohio Department of Natural Resources, he told me that this facility was a model for future marinas in Ohio and across the nation.

Are you motivated to know that a private sailing club may come to your state, your lake, spend your tax money and then exclude you from access if this one is deemed appropriate?

Are you motivated that a private club can stop you at the dock to a public restroom and deny you access if they don't like how your boat is propelled, the look of it, or the sound of it?

I would think 105 could find this even more important than.. Beer. And that is Important...

We are the private club that keeps the sail boaters off of our lake. We let Tbone throw them the shocker while he is looking to the right and wearing a red bandana. Joew throws them a roller, big andy smiles and they instantly take their daughters to anywhere but here, and the stultz boys put them to sleep talking about old race boats that dont exist anymore.

On Time 08-24-2011 07:05 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3486087)
...the stultz boys put them to sleep talking about old race boats that dont exist anymore...

I thought that's what you did... :coolcowboy:

On Time 08-24-2011 01:29 PM

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bigandy 08-24-2011 04:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3486087)
We are the private club that keeps the sail boaters off of our lake. We let Tbone throw them the shocker while he is looking to the right and wearing a red bandana. Joew throws them a roller, big andy smiles and they instantly take their daughters to anywhere but here, and the stultz boys put them to sleep talking about old race boats that dont exist anymore.

hahahahahahahaha :) four in the stink and thumb in the pink lives on for ever!!!!

bigandy 08-24-2011 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by Dr Ralphy (Post 3484193)
You get this fixed and I will buy you 40 cases of your choice, take you sailing for the weekend and cook you dinners. I can't afford travel:)

I signed the dang petition cause im tired of reading about it but i must say there are some concerning statements above.... but we dont swing that way Doc, Im just saying.

bigandy 08-24-2011 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3485789)
Ive got a real nice picture of a nice new sail boat at the miami boat show , over filling its tank at the fuel dock, with a nice 20-30 yard slick around it for the new sail boat club house. Or you could just make the picture the cover shot for your proposal. :drink:

to bad your to cheap to have a paid account cause you could go ahead and post that now instead of having to email it to tbone so he can post it...

bigandy 08-24-2011 07:05 PM

196.57 FT
(Normal Pool=201ft)

Lake Release
150 MGD
Million gallons per day

Air Temperature
75.48 DEG. F

Wind Direction
79 DEG.

Wind Speed
23.97 MPH

Barometric Pressure
29.83 in

Water Temp
89.17 deg F

River Level @ I-45
2.94 ft

Dr Ralphy 08-24-2011 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3487771)
I signed the dang petition cause im tired of reading about it but i must say there are some concerning statements above.... but we dont swing that way Doc, Im just saying.

Now that I read it again.. I see what your saying man. I been hanging out around sailors a bit to long. Let me rephrase it....

"You get this fixed and I will toss you a few beers and a burger from the grill after we blow $500 out of my gas tank"

Dr Ralphy 08-24-2011 07:52 PM

You guys have been cool in supporting us to resolve this problem. To show my appreciation I bought the membership. Thanks people.

bigandy 08-25-2011 01:57 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTttGBldgDA

NICE...

spk1 08-25-2011 07:39 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3487773)
to bad your to cheap to have a paid account cause you could go ahead and post that now instead of having to email it to tbone so he can post it...

I tryed, They couldnt break a hundred. :lolhit:

wstultz 08-25-2011 10:11 PM

Jeffwoman, I found this video of a 37 outerlimits stuffing a wave. I think the boat they are racing is possibly your boat before the sweet new paint job? What do you think?

http://www.youtube.com/user/gkraft#p/u/3/mNrYqs-OAKE

spk1 08-26-2011 01:36 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3488889)
Jeffwoman, I found this video of a 37 outerlimits stuffing a wave. I think the boat they are racing is possibly your boat before the sweet new paint job? What do you think?

http://www.youtube.com/user/gkraft#p/u/3/mNrYqs-OAKE

WoW Nice find!


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