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jeff1000man 10-21-2010 11:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3235769)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...tchlink:top:en

This would be bad azz to have as a tow rig/shop

he truck probably cost twice that to fabricate.

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 12:00 AM

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Getting alot closer boys. Just waiting for the next Teague/ Eickert/ Jegs delivery tomorrow and we are ready to make some noise.

Senders didn't match the guages, so I had to get a few overnighted in. Needed a water crossover and a fuel pump. Few other things. Need to get the drives on since I don't have flush kits on the boat.....

All that will happen tomorrow evening. The second engine fought us all the way, but persistance won out in the end.

joew. 10-22-2010 08:25 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3235833)
I am getting on the plane tomorrow afternoon and headed that way, as long as my wife doesnt kill me in my sleep we are good to go. :coolcowboy:

You need to return a call once in a while. What is it like to not know what state you will be in when you go to sleep?:evilb:

joew. 10-22-2010 08:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3235959)
Getting alot closer boys. Just waiting for the next Teague/ Eickert/ Jegs delivery tomorrow and we are ready to make some noise.

Senders didn't match the guages, so I had to get a few overnighted in. Needed a water crossover and a fuel pump. Few other things. Need to get the drives on since I don't have flush kits on the boat.....

All that will happen tomorrow evening. The second engine fought us all the way, but persistance won out in the end.

Lookng good in there. A couple of parts and a saw saw to the hatch and your in business!

wstultz 10-22-2010 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3236082)
Lookng good in there. A couple of parts and a saw saw to the hatch and your in business!

Just had to save this one. Your bro is Capt. Tethlong you are now Corp. Saw Saw.:lolhit:

joew. 10-22-2010 10:15 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3236143)
Just had to save this one. Your bro is Capt. Tethlong you are now Corp. Saw Saw.:lolhit:

Sorry, reciprocating saw........ :kiss:

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3236152)
Sorry, reciprocating saw........ :kiss:

sawz-all -

or the technical term in latin is "DA MACHINE"

wstultz 10-22-2010 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3236152)
Sorry, reciprocating saw........ :kiss:

Just busting your balls. Sawzall.:bigbird:

joew. 10-22-2010 12:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3236166)
Just busting your balls. Sawzall.:bigbird:

I got your sawzall:greenchainsaw::greenchainsaw:

Not really I just thought it was a good excuse to use the saw...


Anyway, Got a few people coming over to watch the Yankees and Rangers battle it out tonight. Come on by if any of you monkeys don't have plans!

joew. 10-22-2010 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3236214)
I got your sawzall:greenchainsaw::greenchainsaw:

Not really I just thought it was a good excuse to use the saw...


Anyway, Got a few people coming over to watch the Yankees and Rangers battle it out tonight. Come on by if any of you monkeys don't have plans!

My jersey shore buddy Mike is making the grilled pizzas again. For those who were not there last time, they are really good!

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3236215)
My jersey shore buddy Mike is making the grilled pizzas again. For those who were not there last time, they are really good!

The guy whit da 2 yutes???

joew. 10-22-2010 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3236238)
The guy whit da 2 yutes???

Ahhhh,, Ahhh,,, whats a yute?

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3236259)
Ahhhh,, Ahhh,,, whats a yute?

We are going to try and get some noise made with the boat tonight.

Just waiting on a few more boxes of parts. :boat:

Need a sea water pump belt if anyone has one, for the old style pumps.

joew. 10-22-2010 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3236264)
We are going to try and get some noise made with the boat tonight.

Just waiting on a few more boxes of parts. :boat:

Need a sea water pump belt if anyone has one, for the old style pumps.

I have a brand new one on the boat in the tool box. You are welcome to it.

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3236294)
I have a brand new one on the boat in the tool box. You are welcome to it.

NAPA was out of them, I am going to try oreily, and see what they got, I'll get it if I need it though. Thanks.

I only have 35 belts in that shop and only 2 of them fit anything. Where did they allcome from??

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 03:18 PM

How can I persuade a couple of you monkeys to help me set the front seat into the boat this evening. I need to be able to hook up wires and switches. Not really having a lot of faith that Marco is gonna show up tomorrow and put the seats in for me.

I all ready know he isn't gonna have the hatch pads done. :lolhit:

BY U BOY 10-22-2010 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3236330)
How can I persuade a couple of you monkeys to help me set the front seat into the boat this evening. I need to be able to hook up wires and switches. Not really having a lot of faith that Marco is gonna show up tomorrow and put the seats in for me.

I all ready know he isn't gonna have the hatch pads done. :lolhit:

What do you need a hatch pad for it's not like you know anyone that will lay on them:evilb::evilb::evilb:














































looking good. You have just given me a little motivation to maybe start mine.

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3236394)
What do you need a hatch pad for it's not like you know anyone that will lay on them:evilb::evilb::evilb:














































looking good. You have just given me a little motivation to maybe start mine.

Keep it up

jeff1000man 10-22-2010 05:56 PM

In case the powerboats don't make it to KW, what about us chartering a big boat to take us on the Boca Grande run Saturday for the beach party with FPC??

tomtbone1993 10-22-2010 07:57 PM

Serenity is already in the water and tore LC a new azz today. She enjoyed the chop.....Papas also has a benifit on Sunday so it should be a good time for you c0ck lovers....

Trojan-man 10-23-2010 12:00 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3236405)
Keep it up

jeffro has a 5'x10' glossy of that pic framed in his family room. and I think I might have seen some magic on it.. :op::op:

Trojan-man 10-23-2010 12:02 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3236411)
In case the powerboats don't make it to KW, what about us chartering a big boat to take us on the Boca Grande run Saturday for the beach party with FPC??

we will have 2 boats, the nortech and spk1;'s ciggy. Between those 2 we should have 2 good engines to get around on. lets do it !!!:party-smiley-004::boat::boat::boat::boat:

boatman22 10-23-2010 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3236330)
How can I persuade a couple of you monkeys to help me set the front seat into the boat this evening. I need to be able to hook up wires and switches. Not really having a lot of faith that Marco is gonna show up tomorrow and put the seats in for me.

I all ready know he isn't gonna have the hatch pads done. :lolhit:

I ask Marco what was up..he said...he put them in once....and why should he do it again?

tomtbone1993 10-23-2010 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3236611)
jeffro has a 5'x10' glossy of that pic framed in his family room. and I think I might have seen some magic on it.. :op::op:

i always though jeffro had a thing for chicks that wore hats.....:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-23-2010 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3236801)
I ask Marco what was up..he said...he put them in once....and why should he do it again?

he still hasn't finished the hatch. Said he no gotty da material. After 4 months u'd think he could have scrounged some up by now.

Like you said, if you only expect an 80% job, he is your guy:lolhit:

boatman22 10-23-2010 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3236943)
he still hasn't finished the hatch. Said he no gotty da material. After 4 months u'd think he could have scrounged some up by now.

Like you said, if you only expect an 80% job, he is your guy:lolhit:

80% paid :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 10-24-2010 01:06 AM

Well boys, I now have a 99% completed boat minus and engine hatch, oh the important little pices that hold the cables into the shifters and the throttles.

I knew where they were, but I wonder if they are still there?? :party-smiley-004:

I hope so.

All that is left is to make the fuels lines from the tanks, time the engines and hook up the controls.

For some reason all 3 of my timing lights are busted.....

Engines sound pretty good though...:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 10-24-2010 09:14 AM

i have extra room in my rig if anyone wants a ride today:)

boatman22 10-24-2010 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3237299)
i have extra room in my rig if anyone wants a ride today:)


Jeff needs a ride....:eek:

jeff1000man 10-24-2010 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3237373)
Jeff needs a ride....:eek:

I realy have something to say, but I will bite my tongue. :angry-smiley-038:

boatman22 10-25-2010 06:56 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3237408)
I realy have something to say, but I will bite my tongue. :angry-smiley-038:

I hope you didn't hurt you tongue.....

bigandy 10-25-2010 09:19 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3237868)
I hope you didn't hurt you tongue.....

You and jeff's posts is like watching an old batman episode....

Zing!! Bip!! Baaaaammmmmm!! KaPowwww!!

( but instead of batman and robin its Fatman and Oldman :) ) :coolcowboy:

wstultz 10-25-2010 10:00 AM

It was good seeing everybody yesterday. We should do that every Sunday. Boatman, thanks for the boat ride. I had to jet out early for some bed bath and beyond and home depot. How was the run?

boatman22 10-25-2010 10:06 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3237960)
You and jeff's posts is like watching an old batman episode....

Zing!! Bip!! Baaaaammmmmm!! KaPowwww!!

( but instead of batman and robin its Fatman and Oldman :) ) :coolcowboy:

I'm not that fat......:lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-25-2010 10:48 AM

Wade, did you start selling franchises??

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/n...-s-thread.html

wstultz 10-25-2010 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3238040)
Wade, did you start selling franchises??

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/n...-s-thread.html

Nope. They've got a long way to go to catch up to our monstrosity of B.S.:lolhit:

TxHawk 10-25-2010 12:31 PM

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2024750079.html

I will pay a finders fee.

bigandy 10-25-2010 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3238044)
Nope. They've got a long way to go to catch up to our monstrosity of B.S.:lolhit:

who woulda thought in 3.5 years and 35k posts later.....

good, bad, happy, sad, babies, & funerals and everything in between...
some have come and some have gone but the real bs'ers are still here dishing it out... i believe i shall have a drink to that!!

Seriously a guy couldnt ask for a bigger group of dirt bag degenerate slackers to call his friends. I'm proud. We should definately start getting our bed bath and beyond errands done during the week so we can all start terrorizing Lake Conroe again as a group....

wstultz 10-25-2010 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3238223)
who woulda thought in 3.5 years and 35k posts later.....

good, bad, happy, sad, babies, & funerals and everything in between...
some have come and some have gone but the real bs'ers are still here dishing it out... i believe i shall have a drink to that!!

Seriously a guy couldnt ask for a bigger group of dirt bag degenerate slackers to call his friends. I'm proud. We should definately start getting our bed bath and beyond errands done during the week so we can all start terrorizing Lake Conroe again as a group....

Here here. I'll drink to that.:coolcowboy:

Rcolter 10-25-2010 05:04 PM

Salute......................now go fuk yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to the normal scheduled program:angry-smiley-038:


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