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spk1 10-25-2010 06:11 PM

As soon as we can keep at least one of our rigs running full time, LOL, we will have a real shot at starting our own off shore website,,:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 10-25-2010 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3238330)
As soon as we can keep at least one of our rigs running full time, LOL, we will have a real shot at starting our own off shore website,,:evilb: :evilb:

When can we expect you to be here??

BY U BOY 10-25-2010 09:20 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3238332)
When can we expect you to be here??

When you stop doing the reverse G.I Joe kungfu grip to asian cartoon poorn:evilb::evilb::drink:

tomtbone1993 10-25-2010 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3238332)
When can we expect you to be here??

when can we expect you to get that ugly white phucking Dodge out of my parking area???

jeff1000man 10-25-2010 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3238514)
when can we expect you to get that ugly white phucking Dodge out of my parking area???

When you pick me up on your way home tomorrow.....

spk1 10-25-2010 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3238332)
When can we expect you to be here??

not sure, working on some things near the home front.

boatman22 10-26-2010 12:37 PM

Someone with a Nor-tech is launching at Lakeview.....and it's not Mushmouth:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 10-26-2010 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3239022)
Someone with a Nor-tech is launching at Lakeview.....and it's not Mushmouth:coolcowboy:

That's what I hear. Who's is it?

If I had some throttles, it could have been NorTech day on the lake.

http://www.youtube.com/user/jeff1000man?feature=mhum

wstultz 10-26-2010 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3239022)
Someone with a Nor-tech is launching at Lakeview.....and it's not Mushmouth:coolcowboy:

Is it a V or cat?

spk1 10-26-2010 03:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/jeff1000.../2/rUQn7la9abE

WHAt THe Fu(K HAppENNED To US!?!?!?!??! :party-smiley-004:

boatman22 10-26-2010 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3239060)
Is it a V or cat?

V .....never seen this one before.

boatman22 10-26-2010 05:11 PM

It might be this one....
http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o36181-en.html

tomtbone1993 10-26-2010 05:35 PM

Australian Tattoo Artist Allegedly Inks Lewd Image on Friend's Back

Published October 26, 2010
| FoxNews.com
Print Email Share Comments (4) Text Size A 21-year-old Australian man has been charged with assault after allegedly tattooing an image of a penis on his friend's back, according to the Courier Mail.

The 25-year-old victim was visiting the amateur tattoo artist at the man's home last week when he was talked into getting a tattoo, according to the paper.

The man wanted a yin and yang symbol tattooed on his back, but allegedly got a 16-inch tattoo of a penis with an obscene gesture instead.

Australian authorities said the incident followed an argument between the two.

The victim also says he was punched and thrown out of the man's house.

The 21-year-old tattoo artist has been charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and is due to appear in court next month.

jeff1000man 10-26-2010 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3239260)
Australian Tattoo Artist Allegedly Inks Lewd Image on Friend's Back

Published October 26, 2010
| FoxNews.com
Print Email Share Comments (4) Text Size A 21-year-old Australian man has been charged with assault after allegedly tattooing an image of a penis on his friend's back, according to the Courier Mail.

The 25-year-old victim was visiting the amateur tattoo artist at the man's home last week when he was talked into getting a tattoo, according to the paper.

The man wanted a yin and yang symbol tattooed on his back, but allegedly got a 16-inch tattoo of a penis with an obscene gesture instead.

Australian authorities said the incident followed an argument between the two.

The victim also says he was punched and thrown out of the man's house.

The 21-year-old tattoo artist has been charged with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm and is due to appear in court next month.

So now we know why there han't been any cocks on boats lately. He has taken it to a whole new level.

jeff1000man 10-26-2010 10:56 PM

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DUHN duh DUHNNNNN

Joew's haloween costume.

Trojan-man 10-27-2010 01:30 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3239589)
DUHN duh DUHNNNNN

Joew's haloween costume.

:evilb::evilb::evilb: nice

Trojan-man 10-27-2010 01:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0YnE...eature=related

just a little dreaming fu(kfaces

joew. 10-27-2010 08:08 AM

Funny.

tomtbone1993 10-27-2010 10:47 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3239639)

enjoy it....because this will be you will be seeing this time next year


[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 10-27-2010 02:47 PM

I don't know is she has locked it down yet, but my dad's GF just found a 2B 2 Bath house for us with a pool for KW week. Has a BBQ pit. Cokout anyone?? :drink::popcorn::wuerg019:

bigandy 10-27-2010 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3239905)
enjoy it....because this will be you will be seeing this time next year


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I

ill give a thousand dollars if the baby is vietnamese.... :lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-28-2010 12:06 AM

After I do some office work in the morning and find a new fuel pump drive shaft that I somehow managed to loose last night, and buy some fuel, I am going for a boat ride. :coolcowboy:

Oh, and clean it up a little.

wstultz 10-28-2010 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3240575)
After I do some office work in the morning and find a new fuel pump drive shaft that I somehow managed to loose last night, and buy some fuel, I am going for a boat ride. :coolcowboy:

Oh, and clean it up a little.

WELL.........Did it go VROOM or BOOM?:boat:

Rcolter 10-28-2010 01:09 PM

Wade look familiar

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/2029871020.html

wstultz 10-28-2010 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3240968)

Yep. Would make someone a nice boat if they had about $20K more to redo it and replace the transom. Problem is there are a few nice Bullets out there for around $40K ready to roll.

wstultz 10-28-2010 02:21 PM

This is what Special K 1 needs to cruise the canals in Lauderdale....http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=190461487502

jeff1000man 10-28-2010 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3240921)
WELL.........Did it go VROOM or BOOM?:boat:

It's gonnan go VROOM, but we aren't going out until a little later. I am working on some stuff in the interior until George gets off work. I need a Walden key if anyone wants to let me borrow one.... :party-smiley-004:

wstultz 10-28-2010 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3241154)
It's gonnan go VROOM, but we aren't going out until a little later. I am working on some stuff in the interior until George gets off work. I need a Walden key if anyone wants to let me borrow one.... :party-smiley-004:

Mine no worky anymore. Holler at me if you need some help. I'm about to head for the house.

jeff1000man 10-28-2010 09:47 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3241188)
Mine no worky anymore. Holler at me if you need some help. I'm about to head for the house.

I am going to go VROOM VROOM tomorrow. Everything is ready to go. I have to fabricate a power steering resevoir bracket tomorrow. It keeps puking back into the bilge when I turn the engine off.

wstultz 10-28-2010 11:06 PM

Phat! Almost cheap enough for one of us to buy

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5900.

jeff1000man 10-28-2010 11:39 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3241520)
Phat! Almost cheap enough for one of us to buy

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5900.

I think I would have to live on that these days.

joew. 10-29-2010 08:15 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3241470)
I am going to go VROOM VROOM tomorrow. Everything is ready to go. I have to fabricate a power steering resevoir bracket tomorrow. It keeps puking back into the bilge when I turn the engine off.

What time is the first run? If nothing else you can pay 1000.00 to do the run in the cobra 46 cig. That is not a bad deal.

jeff1000man 10-29-2010 09:30 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3241647)
What time is the first run? If nothing else you can pay 1000.00 to do the run in the cobra 46 cig. That is not a bad deal.

Probably this afternoon sometime. I am stuck trying to get caught up with some claim paperwork right now. :angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 10-29-2010 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3241520)
Phat! Almost cheap enough for one of us to buy

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5900.

General Condition: Boat has been partially submerged

wstultz 10-29-2010 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3241736)
General Condition: Boat has been partially submerged

Yep, I saw that but that is the only way you are going to get a 60 foot plus Sunseeker for under $400K. Oh well, I can't affoard it anyway.

joew. 10-29-2010 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3241736)
General Condition: Boat has been partially submerged

We can make a killing redoing it!:party-smiley-004:

Great investment:evilb:

jeff1000man 10-29-2010 10:21 AM

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This is just about right. Now it just needs twin intercoolers to go with it.

wstultz 10-29-2010 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3241778)
This is just about right. Now it just needs twin intercoolers to go with it.

Son of a.....is that two superchargers stacked on top of each other???:evilb:

joew. 10-29-2010 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3241780)
Son of a.....is that two superchargers stacked on top of each other???:evilb:

It looks like the Nortech. All show and no hatch:lolhit:

jeff1000man 10-29-2010 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3241796)
It looks like the Nortech. All show and no hatch:lolhit:

Dude, you are hatin on that boat hard lately. What is up with that????


Tbone, Drive spacers on blow out pricing.

http://www.livorsi.com/catalog/closeout.htm#spacer


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