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jeff1000man 09-13-2010 10:08 AM

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I fixy. I puddy de kalkie. :lolhit:

bigandy 09-14-2010 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3206431)
I fixy. I puddy de kalkie. :lolhit:


mushmouth, you have effectively shut down the thread with the stoopidity of u posting a picture of where you "came" in a hole in a brick wall... everyone is obviously speechless by your version of self abuse bukkake and the fact you immortalized here with a picture.... where are all sicker from having seen it and may God have mercy on your soul :)

jeff1000man 09-14-2010 01:47 PM

Those are both pictures I took at inspections at different houses the other day.There has been no self abuse on this trip so far. To much stress for that. :angry-smiley-038:

wstultz 09-14-2010 03:46 PM

Jeff, Di(k in a wall is not the same as di(k in a box.

boatman22 09-14-2010 04:38 PM

I heard jeff can't do di(k in a bax....:lolhit:

jeff1000man 09-14-2010 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3207789)
I heard jeff can't do di(k in a bax....:lolhit:

You heard wrong BOB.

tomtbone1993 09-14-2010 10:00 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9uxU231dQY[/YOUTUBE]

jeff1000man 09-14-2010 11:42 PM

this was a deal

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...=STRK:MEWAX:IT

jeff1000man 09-15-2010 05:09 PM

Just found out that the Magnum is on the program for this weekends race in Atlantic City :coolcowboy:

wstultz 09-15-2010 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3208803)
Just found out that the Magnum is on the program for this weekends race in Atlantic City :coolcowboy:

Glad to hear it will be back in action.

tomtbone1993 09-16-2010 12:34 AM

cool

joew. 09-16-2010 10:01 AM

This thread sucks big donkey balls!

jeff1000man 09-16-2010 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3209427)
This thread sucks big donkey balls!

Lets go to atlantic city

Trojan-man 09-16-2010 10:11 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3209427)
This thread sucks big donkey balls!

you suck donkey balls :angry-smiley-038:

joew. 09-16-2010 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3209437)
you suck donkey balls :angry-smiley-038:

Hey, will you please put your hatches back over the engines on the trojan and the canvas back on!.. I am getting tired of seeing the garden you have growing in the bilge.:lolhit:

joew. 09-16-2010 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3209436)
Lets go to atlantic city

Are you ready for a vacation since you worked all week?

jeff1000man 09-16-2010 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3209468)
Are you ready for a vacation since you worked all week?

I am hating this work thing

Trojan-man 09-16-2010 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3209465)
Hey, will you please put your hatches back over the engines on the trojan and the canvas back on!.. I am getting tired of seeing the garden you have growing in the bilge.:lolhit:

so the last time you were at your flower pot resin bucket must have been 2 weeks ago lol :op:

It was all put back on then captain insano

Trojan-man 09-16-2010 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3209436)
Lets go to atlantic city

Rob to dealer, "Hurry up and pay him before he splits a blackjack". lol :lolhit::lolhit::lolhit:

joew. 09-16-2010 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3209546)
so the last time you were at your flower pot resin bucket must have been 2 weeks ago lol :op:

It was all put back on then captain insano

Did you put your winter weed-n-feed in before you shut her up? Looked like some plants were getting out of control down there:drink:

jeff1000man 09-16-2010 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3209715)
Did you put your winter weed-n-feed in before you shut her up? Looked like some plants were getting out of control down there:drink:

he was trying to grow weed. that is why it started burning. :party-smiley-004::bong:

joew. 09-16-2010 04:03 PM

I think Blackwood needs to buy this as his beater boat until he finds the skater.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34051-en.html

jeff1000man 09-16-2010 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3209766)
I think Blackwood needs to buy this as his beater boat until he finds the skater.

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o34051-en.html

I think the parts are probably worth what he is asking for the boat.

wstultz 09-16-2010 04:28 PM

That is a sweet old school ride. I wish insurance wasn't such a joke.

wstultz 09-17-2010 10:52 AM

Any plans for this weekend? Home Depot maybe Bed Bath and Beyond? HMMM?

boatman22 09-17-2010 12:57 PM

Any of you monkeys gonna make the Conroe Bash next weekend?

Milstead and Chad are registered....

http://www.lakeconroepowerboatclub.com/thebash.html

wstultz 09-17-2010 03:35 PM

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It's Friday. This thread now blows. OH!

jeff1000man 09-17-2010 06:30 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3210529)
Any of you monkeys gonna make the Conroe Bash next weekend?

Milstead and Chad are registered....

http://www.lakeconroepowerboatclub.com/thebash.html

If I am back in town, I will get the sea ray out for one fnal run, unless it doesn't blow up, then I will run it again later. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 09-17-2010 09:28 PM

Sweet

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o36049-en.html

Definately needs a supercharger

wstultz 09-17-2010 10:15 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3210864)
Sweet

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o36049-en.html

Definately needs a supercharger

I've driven one of those from Temple to Waco and back a few times. They are NOT comfortable. Definitely not for long hauls.

BY U BOY 09-17-2010 10:29 PM

home atlast.

spk1 09-18-2010 12:56 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CATTE...item20b3a38d02

holy shyto it comes with a trailer, :eek:

jeff1000man 09-18-2010 09:38 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3210886)
I've driven one of those from Temple to Waco and back a few times. They are NOT comfortable. Definitely not for long hauls.

But it is still cool

wstultz 09-18-2010 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3210935)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CATTE...item20b3a38d02

holy shyto it comes with a trailer, :eek:

Sweet. I love big old cats. i dig the bright red fireplace. :)

jeff1000man 09-18-2010 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3211081)
Sweet. I love big old cats. i dig the bright red fireplace. :)

These go well with big red fireplaces

http://www.theadequatesnack.com/

Trojan-man 09-18-2010 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3211272)
These go well with big red fireplaces

http://www.theadequatesnack.com/


you posted the wrong link. Instead of the porn link you posted the food site you were ordering off of. :bong::bong::cool-smiley-027::drool:

jeff1000man 09-19-2010 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 3211364)
you posted the wrong link. Instead of the porn link you posted the food site you were ordering off of. :bong::bong::cool-smiley-027::drool:

No dufus, that is the adequate snack place from Wdes bach party. For some reason I thought of it the other day and looked it on on the web. I guess it was only funny to me.

wstultz 09-19-2010 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3211639)
No dufus, that is the adequate snack place from Wdes bach party. For some reason I thought of it the other day and looked it on on the web. I guess it was only funny to me.

I get it now. that is pretty funny.

wstultz 09-20-2010 09:27 AM

What's the plan for key west? It is fast approaching and I am going to book tickets this week. Are we all flying straight to Key West or do we want to fly to Lauderdale and rent a car/van? The hotel is booked to arrive on Wednesday the 10th and leave on Monday the 15th.

joew. 09-20-2010 09:40 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3212269)
What's the plan for key west? It is fast approaching and I am going to book tickets this week. Are we all flying straight to Key West or do we want to fly to Lauderdale and rent a car/van? The hotel is booked to arrive on Wednesday the 10th and leave on Monday the 15th.

I agree on getting this ball rolling. In addition, who the heck is even going?
I know the stultz boys / brides...
Jeff probably.
Kev, maybe. (Who gets married on this weekend, what an idiot:evilb:)
I am in and maybe Kim.
Any one else?


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