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tomtbone1993 12-05-2010 01:34 PM

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wstultz 12-05-2010 09:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3267489)

Looks like someone got their Christmas shopping done early.

tomtbone1993 12-05-2010 09:41 PM

what is the latest w/ Zero Tolerence.....

bigandy 12-05-2010 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3267872)
what is the latest w/ Zero Tolerence.....

been bbq at dougs house... jeff ford ran to kaiserhof to his shop at 6pm and said there was three troopers out between river rd and there and saw two sherriffs in valero parking lot.

i just drove home at 10 pm, three troopers had three cars stopped between river rd and papas. i got passed by a sherriff doing about 80 for no apparent reason and passed one sherriff parked at valero... i was gonna clean up and go back out but i dont think so now!!! Since Rennesaince festival is over the "word" out is they are going to be concentrating on the lake til the end of the year............. dirty pig fuqers! i bet TABC is gonna tell the troopers to back off soon since liquor sales are so far down...

side note, me and doug bought $500 worth of liquor from storegoing out of business next to jeffs jewelry for $250 bucks... cash. guy said he owns a liquor store in Conroe and it does great but this year his sales in the store closest to the lake were almost nothing and he wanted out of business before he had to renew his lease!!! Beer is %40 off and liquor is %50 ( but the dont have any Vodka left... at all ) and doug bought them out of flavored rums :)

1 oclock this afternoon not a single customer was in papas and there was 9 people in eldos, papas was closed at 10 when i drove by tonight.

joew. 12-06-2010 07:48 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3267900)
been bbq at dougs house... jeff ford ran to kaiserhof to his shop at 6pm and said there was three troopers out between river rd and there and saw two sherriffs in valero parking lot.

i just drove home at 10 pm, three troopers had three cars stopped between river rd and papas. i got passed by a sherriff doing about 80 for no apparent reason and passed one sherriff parked at valero... i was gonna clean up and go back out but i dont think so now!!! Since Rennesaince festival is over the "word" out is they are going to be concentrating on the lake til the end of the year............. dirty pig fuqers! i bet TABC is gonna tell the troopers to back off soon since liquor sales are so far down...

side note, me and doug bought $500 worth of liquor from storegoing out of business next to jeffs jewelry for $250 bucks... cash. guy said he owns a liquor store in Conroe and it does great but this year his sales in the store closest to the lake were almost nothing and he wanted out of business before he had to renew his lease!!! Beer is %40 off and liquor is %50 ( but the dont have any Vodka left... at all ) and doug bought them out of flavored rums :)

1 oclock this afternoon not a single customer was in papas and there was 9 people in eldos, papas was closed at 10 when i drove by tonight.

I think he was talking about Kevin's boat. Last I heard the boat is waiting on interior.

On the above conversation, I also went by that liquor store on Saturday. I got 3 cases of wine, 2 cases of beer and 2 cases of liquor for $400. I took the last of the vodka:kiss: The bad part was all I needed to buy was Jack Daniels which he did not have, he drinks Jack, so i had to go to another liquor store once I left.

bigandy 12-06-2010 09:11 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3268001)
I think he was talking about Kevin's boat. Last I heard the boat is waiting on interior.

On the above conversation, I also went by that liquor store on Saturday. I got 3 cases of wine, 2 cases of beer and 2 cases of liquor for $400. I took the last of the vodka:kiss: The bad part was all I needed to buy was Jack Daniels which he did not have, he drinks Jack, so i had to go to another liquor store once I left.

if chad stilll had a penis i would have stocked up on the ten dollar bottles of seagrams 7.... i bought all the flasks and mini bottles of vodka and the onlyliest thing i didnt get was the blueberry and other flavored ones... Once your palate is accustomed to rasberry mccormick it is difficult to make the switch :)

didnt know that was the name of the new ciggie, is it a zero tolerance for mornings, runnning during the day, any new parts, or just interior??? :)

jeff1000man 12-06-2010 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3268044)
if chad stilll had a penis i would have stocked up on the ten dollar bottles of seagrams 7.... i bought all the flasks and mini bottles of vodka and the onlyliest thing i didnt get was the blueberry and other flavored ones... Once your palate is accustomed to rasberry mccormick it is difficult to make the switch :)

didnt know that was the name of the new ciggie, is it a zero tolerance for mornings, runnning during the day, any new parts, or just interior??? :)

on his way home

jeff1000man 12-06-2010 10:56 AM

deal of the day for you TRS guys

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jeff1000man 12-06-2010 10:59 AM

deal of the day for joew

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jeff1000man 12-06-2010 12:01 PM

pretty good deal

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5787

TxHawk 12-06-2010 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3268172)

I hear that one sold.

bigandy 12-07-2010 12:29 PM

WTFF!!! is going on in here??? yall in morning cause spick1 went back to balmy 70 degrees or what?? biatches....

jeff1000man 12-07-2010 12:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3269043)
WTFF!!! is going on in here??? yall in morning cause spick1 went back to balmy 70 degrees or what?? biatches....

it's 57 degrees over there right now with 15mph winds and gusting to 20. THose fair weather people are probably about to freeze to death :evilb:

wstultz 12-07-2010 01:16 PM

FU(K the cold!

jeff1000man 12-07-2010 04:18 PM

Wicked 18' DONZI cheap. Someone was really wanting one of these the other day

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o37137-en.html

boatman22 12-07-2010 04:27 PM

Remember not too long ago we were all talking about buying 16-18' Donzi's to terrorize Lake Conroe?:eek:

wstultz 12-07-2010 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3269220)
Remember not too long ago we were all talking about buying 16-18' Donzi's to terrorize Lake Conroe?:eek:

Yes, That would be hella sweet. I want a 16 to see how much air I can get behind Stroman's tank.:evilb:

jeff1000man 12-07-2010 08:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3269222)
Yes, That would be hella sweet. I want a 16 to see how much air I can get behind Stroman's tank.:evilb:

You got some pretty good air sunday with that little mini tank you have right now. :eek:

wstultz 12-07-2010 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3269427)
You got some pretty good air sunday with that little mini tank you have right now. :eek:

Did you get any pictures?

wstultz 12-08-2010 09:34 AM

Looks like 76 on Saturday with a 20% chance of rain. Could be another good boating day. Unfortunately, I have to be in Dallas by 6:00. Maybe I can sneak a few hours in Saturday morning.

wstultz 12-08-2010 03:33 PM

Boatman22222222 How did the Toy run go???

Trojan-man 12-08-2010 07:18 PM

it just took me 2 hours to catch up on 20 pages of bs. Now I can't even remember whose balls i was gonna bust...:bsflag:

tomtbone1993 12-09-2010 11:29 AM

what a phucking dumbazz.....

PRECINCT 4 MAP UNIT CLEARS ONE DOZEN WARRANTS WHILE HELPING MOTORIST
Filed Wed, Dec 8, 2010 by Scott Engle
Local / Area News

Just after 3:00p.m. today Precinct 4 Deputy Eli Rivera who is assigned to the MAP(Motorist Assistance Program) was dispatched to a motorist who was locked out of his vehicle. Ryan Polvado of Poster came out of the Rent A Center at 25021 FM 1314 and found he had locked his keys in his gray Ford Ranger. Not having what it would cost to have a wrecker called out he called 911.

When Deputy Rivera arrived he asked Polvado for identification. He then checked Polvado for any warrants. To his surprise the motorist had a total of one dozen outstanding warrants. Eight of these were through Precinct 4 and another four issued by Roman Forest Police. He had set up a payment program for the warrants but then failed to fulfill the agreement. He was transported to the Easy Montgomery County Jail.

The MAP truck travels the US 59 corridor assisting motorists who have run out of fuel, have a flat tire or just have mechanical problems. The vehicle provided by Precinct 4 Commissioner Ed Rinehart and manned by Precinct $ Constables Office in an effort to eliminate some of the serious injuries and crashes that occur on US 59 due to disabled vehicles. They are dispatched by the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office.

Many motorists do no realize that if they do break down and need roadside help they can look at the back of their Texas Drivers License just above the bar code. In very fine print you will find.

“TEXAS ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE 1-800-525-5555”

The toll-free line has been operated by DPS since 1989 for motorists to use when reporting non-life-threatening situations on Texas roads and highways. DPS then passes the information along to the appropriate local police agency or DPS office.

If a tow truck is ultimately dispatched, the motorist is responsible for any costs incurred. Some cities and agencies do have courtesy patrols and roadside trucks to provide non-towing services and they may be dispatched by the local agencies when appropriate. These two points are misrepresented in the widely-circulated e-mail that has led to an increase in inquiries to the Roadside Assistance Hotline.

The number, 1-800-525-5555, is printed on the back of virtually all Texas driver licenses and identification cards. Customers of participating wireless companies¾ALLTEL, Nextel, Cingular Wireless, Houston Cellular and Verizon Wireless¾can dial *DPS (*377) free of airtime charges anywhere in Texas.

Examples of when a motorist should call the Roadside Assistance Hotline include: stranded with car problems, hazardous road conditions, debris in the roadway, suspicious activity at a rest area, and obviously intoxicated or dangerous drivers.

The Roadside Assistance Hotline is not intended to replace 911 as an emergency number; 911 should still be the first option for emergency situations.

To better assist our communications operators please have the following information ready:

· Your name, cell phone number (and vehicle description if applicable);

· Highway location (mile marker would be helpful); and

· County location, or city location if inside city limits.

jeff1000man 12-09-2010 01:17 PM

Sweet deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o37151-en.html

TxHawk 12-09-2010 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3270663)

???
You saw that was each right?

boatman22 12-09-2010 05:08 PM

Come-on...Jeff knows a good deal when he sees one!!!!!:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-09-2010 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3270846)
Come-on...Jeff knows a good deal when he sees one!!!!!:party-smiley-004:

:lolhit::party-smiley-004::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 12-09-2010 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by TxHawk (Post 3270788)
???
You saw that was each right?

I thought it was for the pair. I guess I am loosing it. :lolhit:

jeff1000man 12-09-2010 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3270846)
Come-on...Jeff knows a good deal when he sees one!!!!!:party-smiley-004:

I typed that before I had my nap today. I guess I had been working to much.

tomtbone1993 12-10-2010 03:00 AM

for the record....i witnessed tonight one of our club 105 members that owns a boat hull that has never seen the water hit on a girl that was 4 when the pearl jam song daughter came out....just sayin...:)

tomtbone1993 12-10-2010 03:14 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3271154)
if you are going to upgrade intakes, the go ahead and buy the dominator flange. Use the adaptor for your 850's. It will act like a carb spacer in the interim, and then when you get some more cash, upgrade to a 1050 and put the 1" spacer on there.

You will pick up a few RPM's



no comment needed......

wstultz 12-10-2010 07:10 AM

Someone was up late last night.

jeff1000man 12-10-2010 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3271162)
for the record....i witnessed tonight one of our club 105 members that owns a boat hull that has never seen the water hit on a girl that was 4 when the pearl jam song daughter came out....just sayin...:)

Was he driving this?

jeff1000man 12-10-2010 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3271164)
no comment needed......

You worry about blowing up the same engine time after time and let the rest of us move on to a new set of mistakes :lolhit:

jeff1000man 12-10-2010 10:06 AM

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Here you go buddy.

I think you might be the first guy to run a full tank of gas out of one before blowing it up..... Congrats. :coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 12-10-2010 10:17 AM

**** u lake conroe boat

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o24867-en.html

wstultz 12-10-2010 10:21 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3271359)
Here you go buddy.

I think you might be the first guy to run a full tank of gas out of one before blowing it up..... Congrats. :coolcowboy:

Cool. Thanks.

jeff1000man 12-10-2010 12:02 PM

Boatman, I know you keep the meatball missle stored indoors, but you never know when you are gonna need one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BAJA-...ssoriesQ5fGear

jeff1000man 12-10-2010 12:16 PM

spk1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/SIDE-...ssoriesQ5fGear

Trojan-man 12-11-2010 10:01 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3271162)
for the record....i witnessed tonight one of our club 105 members that owns a boat hull that has never seen the water hit on a girl that was 4 when the pearl jam song daughter came out....just sayin...:)

yeah it used to not be so disturbing until recent events that have changed my outlook on daughters lol :party-smiley-004:


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