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BY U BOY 08-27-2007 05:59 PM

That is also one reason i don't want a boat with a windshield.

Rcolter 08-27-2007 06:12 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249476)
Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man

No little boy shirts needed here. And didn't your dad tell you that you do not need condoms to jack off. That would be the only reason you even had them. Because we all know that you are not, and have not gotten any in god knows how long.



Everyone I would like to introduce to the only real living 40 year old virgin:

:party-smiley-020: Jeffman take a bow:party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:

Rcolter 08-27-2007 06:14 PM

Oh and Jeff when you can get a girl that is half a good looking as Kimber, let me know. I and alot of others would love to see it.

joew. 08-27-2007 06:21 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/GARMI...QQcmdZViewItem

This is cheap who needs a gps???

tomtbone1993 08-27-2007 06:41 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2249724)

That reminds me.....I loaned my hand held GPS to TxLefty before Ticfaw.....I think its time to give it back. Its not like it is doing any good sitting in storage....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 08-27-2007 07:52 PM

By u Boy....here's another one to put on the want list.http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17928-en.html

jeff1000man 08-27-2007 09:19 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2249717)
Oh and Jeff when you can get a girl that is half a good looking as Kimber, let me know. I and alot of others would love to see it.

Somebody has gotten their nuts in a twist today. Poor guy where his feelings on his sleeve.

I forgive you.

BY U BOY 08-27-2007 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2249863)
By u Boy....here's another one to put on the want list.http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17928-en.html

I don't know much about hustler. Looks like its low profile.

Trojan-man 08-27-2007 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2250117)
I don't know much about hustler. Looks like its low profile.

hustler is the chit....they are very light, not very low profile, it is probably lower profile than a sonic 26 but more than a thunder 25. I think most if not all are made of kevlar...check my facts, I might be wrong on that.

there is one thing that a hustler says............GET SOME !!

Rcolter 08-27-2007 10:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2250076)
Somebody has gotten their nuts in a twist today. Poor guy where his feelings on his sleeve.

I forgive you.

No forgiveness needed. Sleeves to tight to put anything on/in remember.

Just looking for the real playa Jeffmann to step up with these so called women of yours.


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