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Yeah, who was that throw down girl? She was pretty cute. I will change the score to

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I thought John was gonna close that deal down for a little side action.

Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY

08-27-2007 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249341)

So you are going to leave your boat in Clear Lake over Labor Day weekend? I would have JoeW. contact inland for you.....

Not sure i need to call mc clain and see what there schedule is like and when they can get me in. Don't worry i will not be boatless for labor day.:D :D knock on wood:angry-smiley-044:

jeff1000man

08-27-2007 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2249398)

Thanks again for the advice on how to remove the Lake Conroe scum line yesterday. I never would have figured that out on my own......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

Now you are just being a smart ass

tomtbone1993

08-27-2007 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249407)

Now you are just being a smart ass

nnnnaaaaaa ........you think???? :cool-smiley-011:

Rcolter

08-27-2007 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2249227)

If I pull down my shorts you will think I am BLACK. Big enough to get the job done. :party-smiley-048:

Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:

txlefty

08-27-2007 03:35 PM

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Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:

I'd watch out if I were you.....There ain't gonna be no BBQ at Jeff's party!!!! Just a $hit load of Jeff's Special Homemade Tuna Salad sandwiches! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

What the hell did he do to the celery ??????

jeff1000man

08-27-2007 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2249460)

Special "man"aise in the tuna salad.:angry-smiley-044:

jeff1000man

08-27-2007 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2249447)

Yes Jeff your "Big status" is very well know around town since so many of your ladies? have been pleasured by the "Tuna Killer" So what is your secret? You must tell.:readinghelp:

Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man

jeff1000man

08-27-2007 03:52 PM

Good reason for puchasing extra liabilty coverage.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/article/8695

txlefty

08-27-2007 04:02 PM

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Instead of little boy T-shirts to make my arms look bigger, I use smaller condums. It has the same effect.

You must have been doing a good job with Kimber, since she had to go find a bigger man

Condoms???? Are you talking these????
These will help you look bigger and give you some protection too. Just hope you can unroll it all! :party-smiley-048:

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