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joew. 03-08-2011 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3345303)
Anyone down for a B.S. Thread hang out this weekend? Possibly break the cherry on Davids new floating hula bar? I think we could probably make it happen.

I have family in town on Friday but I believe Saturday is open.... The cherry is long gone though:coolcowboy:

it is a badazz hut. Really makes the boats nothing more than a condo.

wstultz 03-08-2011 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3345355)
I have family in town on Friday but I believe Saturday is open.... The cherry is long gone though:coolcowboy:

it is a badazz hut. Really makes the boats nothing more than a condo.

I figured you monkies had already broke it in. :drink:

joew. 03-08-2011 03:20 PM

Weather will be nice on Sat!

jeff1000man 03-08-2011 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3345351)
Yes. My key is 32' feet long and sometimes floats.:evilb: We don't need a key. We need the dock, some coolers, possibly a small bbq pit, and all of our biatch arses to show up.

Yeah, but you don't have the key to the lock that is gonna be holding the chain on that bucket you call a boat. :lolhit::evilb:


I found the gremlin that was haunting the nortech. She is back to normal again. :kiss::drink::coolcowboy:

And all ready in the water for saturday, so all is well.

joew. 03-08-2011 08:08 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boat-...item5642d29f99

This looks like something one of us should have. Maybe Roper

spk1 03-08-2011 09:18 PM

http://www.philaquino.com/images/redneck_wheelchair.jpg

When I get old, I want one of these! :evilb:

bigandy 03-08-2011 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3345719)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Boat-...item5642d29f99

This looks like something one of us should have. Maybe Roper

two chains hoists and two fire hoses and a couple of i beams doesnt seem like $3995 is that great of a deal??? :evilb:

Trojan-man 03-08-2011 11:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3327977)
Chad's a good daddy... slept on the couch at the hospital waiting on Ava to arrive. Holding her like a champ yesterday in the rocking chair to give mom a break and to make sure one of the 17 grandparents didnt drop her in the hot potato "baby edition" game the seemed to be playing...

He is a natural... don't let em give you any hell Chadwick. Its a good change and now you have a reason to break open that old piggie bank and start spending some of your communion and graduation money and all those dropped pennies you pick up infront of all the drive thru windows each night :) Spoil her rotten so no one will be good enough for her when she grows up!!!

Wado it goes boy girl boy so you better hurry the hell up so you can have a lil throttle man!!!!!

Thanks Bigandy :drink: And thanks to all for the well wishes, she is a cute little monkey :chimp: it is amazing how 1 little jelly bean can make 2 adults run around like crazy 24 hours a day. Put it this way, I haven't been on oso in a month !!! So I missed 6.5 posts !! :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-09-2011 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3345792)
http://www.philaquino.com/images/redneck_wheelchair.jpg

When I get old, I want one of these! :evilb:

With a scotch dispensor

BY U BOY 03-09-2011 11:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3345345)
thanks boys....and baldwick

Good times lastnight.

wstultz 03-10-2011 10:52 AM

Okay, Saturday. If my boat cooperates, I am going to head for the hula dock whenever the Fu(k I get up and make it there. If my boat doesn't cooperate I will make it to the hula dock, by land, whenever the fu(k i make it there. Anyone have a small bbq grill? Beer and hamburgers on the dock sounds pretty good. I have a medium sized smoker that I would be happy to donate to the hula pier. Anyone interested?

wstultz 03-10-2011 11:10 AM

Of course, McDonalds is right around the corner.

jeff1000man 03-10-2011 07:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3347091)
Okay, Saturday. If my boat cooperates, I am going to head for the hula dock whenever the Fu(k I get up and make it there. If my boat doesn't cooperate I will make it to the hula dock, by land, whenever the fu(k i make it there. Anyone have a small bbq grill? Beer and hamburgers on the dock sounds pretty good. I have a medium sized smoker that I would be happy to donate to the hula pier. Anyone interested?

I think you have to run the smoker idea by David's handler, aka Joew before bringing new equipment onto the hula dock.

wstultz 03-10-2011 09:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3347532)
I think you have to run the smoker idea by David's handler, aka Joew before bringing new equipment onto the hula dock.

That's what I'm doing. If anyone needs one I have a nice one at the house that I would like gone. Got a gas grill and haven't used the smoker in a few years.

joew. 03-11-2011 07:50 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3347662)
That's what I'm doing. If anyone needs one I have a nice one at the house that I would like gone. Got a gas grill and haven't used the smoker in a few years.

No flame on the dock, that is the marina rule. There is an electric grill already supplied which works pretty dang good.

I have a bunch of family in town from up North so I don't know what I will be able to do on my end.

wstultz 03-11-2011 09:34 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3347838)
No flame on the dock, that is the marina rule. There is an electric grill already supplied which works pretty dang good.

I have a bunch of family in town from up North so I don't know what I will be able to do on my end.

10-4. Anyone need one at their house? I don't think we need to do anything. Just fill up your own cooler with whatever beverage you prefer, show up, and fat around and be lazy. I'll see you biatches tomorrow.

jeff1000man 03-11-2011 11:10 AM

I need some beach sand. Anyone know a great sand guy that can get it at a price???

jeff1000man 03-11-2011 11:15 AM

Pretty sweet deal

http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o38468-en.html

spk1 03-11-2011 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3348043)
I need some beach sand. Anyone know a great sand guy that can get it at a price???

I know a guy that packs sand, will that help? :evilb: :coolcowboy:

spk1 03-11-2011 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3348043)
I need some beach sand. Anyone know a great sand guy that can get it at a price???

http://cgi.ebay.com/1-Lb-Siesta-Key-...item3a6335b09c

Heres a decent deal. :lolhit:

wstultz 03-11-2011 09:09 PM

Well, no dice on the boat tomorrow. To borrow a line from Corn Bread, "it sounds like a bunch of gnomes in my engine with hammers." Oh well, I'll be there by truck I guess.

bigandy 03-12-2011 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3347838)
No flamers on the dock, that is the marina rule.

well than JosephineW how have you been getting on the dock all these years?? :evilb:

bigandy 03-13-2011 05:08 PM

Danielle from American pickers is super hott :)

spk1 03-13-2011 05:16 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2262791814.html

might be worth finding out more about this one.

spk1 03-13-2011 05:18 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/b...ml#post3349263

joew. 03-14-2011 09:53 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3348864)
well than JosephineW how have you been getting on the dock all these years?? :evilb:

The back door:party-smiley-004:

joew. 03-14-2011 09:54 AM

Well, how did the dock party turn out on Sat? I wish I could have stayed longer but the family duty called. I am taking off Thursday/Friday this week. Those of you who have jobs, should do the same. It will be in the low 80's!! And St. Patty's day is Thursday.

wstultz 03-14-2011 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3349871)
Well, how did the dock party turn out on Sat? I wish I could have stayed longer but the family duty called. I am taking off Thursday/Friday this week. Those of you who have jobs, should do the same. It will be in the low 80's!! And St. Patty's day is Thursday.

Dock party was cool. Not too many peeps showed but that was okay. I was able to sit my arse in a chair, have a beer or two, and enjoy the beautiful day on the lake. Now I just need to sell my boat and hang out there every weekend.:evilb:

joew. 03-14-2011 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3349894)
Dock party was cool. Not too many peeps showed but that was okay. I was able to sit my arse in a chair, have a beer or two, and enjoy the beautiful day on the lake. Now I just need to sell my boat and hang out there every weekend.:evilb:

We will have a lot of fun there this sumer.

wstultz 03-14-2011 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3349998)
We will have a lot of fun there this sumer.

10-4:drink:

tomtbone1993 03-14-2011 11:31 PM

good thread here...http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...your-sell.html

really gets funny at post 33. I use to get my humor from this thread....but it appears that wives and kids have turned this thread into a... "hey look what i found on Craigslist" or "i will just spend my weekend hanging out on a dock"

jeff1000man 03-14-2011 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3350517)
good thread here...http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...your-sell.html

really gets funny at post 33. I use to get my humor from this thread....but it appears that wives and kids have turned this thread into a... "hey look what i found on Craigslist" or "i will just spend my weekend hanging out on a dock"

no ****

On Time 03-15-2011 10:54 AM

who out sunday

spk1 03-15-2011 08:51 PM

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/boa/2267305155.html

joew. special

joew. 03-15-2011 09:18 PM

Ok ladies,,,,,, what is the plan? I am going to take off on Th/F and I plan on heating the pool Th-Sun. No chance of rain and it will be in the 80's for the first time in 2011. I may also fill the kegerator up if it is worthy.

tomtbone1993 03-15-2011 09:59 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FR0CiYwwMI

tomtbone1993 03-15-2011 10:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eDJg...eature=related

jeff1000man 03-16-2011 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3351367)
Ok ladies,,,,,, what is the plan? I am going to take off on Th/F and I plan on heating the pool Th-Sun. No chance of rain and it will be in the 80's for the first time in 2011. I may also fill the kegerator up if it is worthy.

My kegerator is half full right now. :coolcowboy:

joew. 03-16-2011 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3351829)
My kegerator is half full right now. :coolcowboy:

That also plays!

spk1 03-16-2011 04:19 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/m...eston-run.html

pretty cool


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